I choose this lady based on the claims in the advert
External Link/Members OnlyIn case the advert disappears here are the words
Hi Guys!!!xx My name is Ayesha! I came to Croydon area to put a smile on your faces.
I am 28 years old half indian girl sexy curvy size figure, apple shape bum and perky boobs which will give you a lot of pleasure. I am very friendly, charming and easy going...XXXx I love what I do and you can rest assured that I am not one of those mechanical escorts who just want to finish the job, get your money and kick you out. I OFFER THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE call me : 07417560979
Almost everything in the advert is a lie.
Ayesha is Hungarian and flies into the UK for ten days, fucks as many men as she can and then heads back home. I saw her at the Jurys Inn on Wellseley Road, Croydon but I’m sure that changes the hotel each trip. She has only just arrived so will be in Croydon for the next week. When I phoned her she gave me the post code and asked to call again when I got there. When I did I was told to go to the hotel and when I did that I was told to go to 10th floor and then call once more. What a fucking palava, it was like something out of a spy movie
The photos in the advert are old and taken many pies and chocolate bars ago. Ayesha is tall at around 5’10” and must be about 20 stone and a dress size also somewhere in the 20’s. The one thing that definitely isn’t in the 20’s is her age, my guess is late 30’s or early 40’s. The girl is a very big unit and has the body shape more suitable for a female wrestler than a prossie. When I saw her I should have walked but I knew at £80 I wasn’t going to get any beauty so decided to continue with the punt. She claims to be half Indian and that might be true. Facially she doesn’t look Indian but the skin colour is dark so I’m not sure. If you go expecting an Indian lady you’ll be faced with a Hungarian speaking SBBW. If her skin colour had been green rather than dark brown then she could have claimed she was Princess Fiona with more validity than some of her other advert claims.
After giving her the money everything seemed to require negotiation. Don’t talk too loudly just whisper. No teeth on nipples just lick them. No fingers in pussy just stroke it. No tongues when kissing. Condom on for oral. Her cock handling skills are hopeless. Vigorous wanking is all she can do. At the beginning of the meet I told her I only wanted to cum once at the end but the way she handled my cock she wanted that to happen within the first 15 minutes. I told her a couple of times to slow down and vary her technique but she was only interested in getting things done as quickly as possible. During the time together she had two phone which she placed on the side of the bed and when they rung although she didn’t answer them she moved over to check who was calling. Overall it was as far from a GFE as its possible to imagine.
After 20 minutes I was completely bored and couldn’t think of anything I wanted to do with this mountain of lard so I let her put on a condom on me and I fucked her. Missionary position was the only option as there’s no way I was going to allow that weight jump on me and doggy was out of the question as her arse is so big you’d need a 15” cock to get inside her from that position. After the deed I dressed quickly with 30 minutes still left on my time I left the room. I only got hard because of the little blue pill taken earlier and rather than waste it on this lady I should have left and found a massage parlour where I could have released some of the tension and stress from such a bad experience as well as finding someone who knew how to handle a cock properly.
In conclusion this is one of the worst punting experiences I’ve had. She’s going to be in Croydon for the next week so I wanted to make sure I got this review done as quickly as possible to give a warning. After the punt I checked this forum to see if I should have spotted something to warn me but because she moves around there wasn’t anything definitive but based on the details in the review I’m pretty sure this is the same lady
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