External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyThere have been a few reviews here on Lola and thought I should add my experience as it is one of the worst meets I've ever had.
The other reviews are true. There is definitely something very odd about Lola and she should not be escorting.
I met Lola at her flat, she had just moved in and doesn't live with anyone else.
As soon as I met her I thought there was something wrong. She hardly spoke, didn't greet me but was dressed in some lingerie. Her pictures are accurate and I thought it may be nerves so got the paperwork sorted which she just left on the side.
We went to her small grubby bedroom and after some very small talk I lay on the bed and had to initiate some kissing which she was not exactly into. I'm no pornstar but I'm not exactly bad looking. I'm not overweight or smelled haha.
However, as she undressed and gave me a BJ I could tell she hadn't washed that day. Her arse stank I was not going anywhere near her hairy unkempt pussy.
The BJ was timid and to be frank, rubbish. I thought the mood may improve. On with the condom and into missionary. she just laid there like a sack of spuds. She has great tits and I liked seeing them bounce but that was the only real positive. She didn't give out a sound even when we went into doggy style.
Now, this is things get really strange. After 20 minutes I have to take off the condom after going floppy. She's run out of condoms and I didn't bring any. Doh.
I offered to go to the shop to buy some more and return some 10 minutes later. She lets me in and we start again with some oral. Condom on. More doggy style and then missionary. She has this weird need to keep scratching herself and touching her hair.
Anyway, at this point with no real enjoyment and about 25 minutes to go, I'm pumping away in missionary position and she is on her mobile texting. I found this funny more than anything. I thought to myself I'm just going to come and get out but the phone rings. I ask her to ignore it and say I'm nearly coming. The front door is being knocked and the phone goes again. she says it's her dad and answers it. He's here to sort out a plug in the bedroom and says he can go to the pub if she's busy. She says it's alright and proceeds to get dressed back into her lingerie. WTF!!
I get dressed as she answers the door and she tells me to keep quiet and leave as he is in the living room. We agree that i will come back and finish when he goes. As he comes into the flat I can hear him say something about the money on the side and jokes "that he doesn't want to be accused of anything". After a while, she comes back into the room and queues my exit but as I leave he is standing in the livingroom doorway. I say "Hi mate" and he reciprocates. I leave and go across the road to a pub, sit outside and sip a pint for 20 minutes waiting for him to leave. He gets in his van and I go back to the flat and knock on the door. No answer. three more times and 10 minutes later she finally answers but informs me she has to go somewhere for 20 minutes.....
...I've been very patient and understanding all this time but i'm starting to get a little miffed. I say "it's fine so long as you are not trying to fuck me over" we walk out and I go back to the pub as she walks down the road.
20 minutes later. No show. I text. No reply. 10 minutes later I text again and state that I don't want to but I will give bad feedback if she doesn't come back soon. She calls me. "Hi its Lola, I thought you had your alloted time" to which I respond "This isn't Lola is it? you said you would be gone for 20 minutes its now forty. She replies "It's Lola's sister, you've had your time, do you want an extra 10 minutes?" I inform her that it isn't an extra 10 minutes but at least 10 minutes left to go and tell her what has been happening. She informs me Lola will be back soon. 10 minutes later Lola is back and tells me she was speaking to her neighbour who has been in hospital
. As she is at the alleyway opening the door she looks down the road "Hi Dad!"...Fuck me! he is walking up the road with someone as we go into the alleyway and she closes the door behind us. I say "I hope I don't have to call the Police" she laughs and tells me it's just her dad and brother playing Pokemon fucking Go!
We go back to the flat. Less than 10 minutes of missionary I come all over her. Quickly get dressed and get the fuck out of there. As i'm walking back to the tram I phone my fellow punting mate and tell him what happened as he cries with laughter.
After over 20 punts this has to be the strangest and most obscure meet I've ever had.
Topic: lovelylollylicker - Nottingham (Read 2236 times)
