Advice needed

[Lovinlife]

I know this isn't the usual post. My friend is really desperate for some sex. She is stunning and great fun. She wants no strings attached sex. I've talked to her about paying for it, which she is prepared to do. However I have talked to her about you guys. She is lovely, but missing sex. Sorry if I'm doing anything to get banned, I don't mean to. Admin, apologies if if I have over stepped the mark!

[cooperS]

Send her my way 😀.
I can't see why she needs to pay for it. There's plenty of dating websites available. Has she not tried any of them?

[WelshMichael]

I think he's hinting that we could pay her.

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Excuse my scepticism, but this is starting to smell like bullshit.

Following your previous posts and review, why can't your husband fuck her?

[crfc]

Go to the UKE site This kind of post may get you banned from here
On UKE you may be able to discuss this, although I'd check with admin first
Love to help (wouldn't we all mind) but UKP is not the platform....

[Steelworker]

We have to be careful here, Lovinlife. I thing UKE may be good or just setting up AW profile with a price. If she's lovely she'll get business. I can see why you trust us after your experience but simply missing sex only isn't what this is about. I'm sure you'll find a way around this

[Lovinlife]

Sorry, this was a post after several drinks with a girlfriend. It isn't bullshit though! Actually it's not as easy as you might think having sex even as a female! My husband can't fuck her because if we do, there has to be no emotional connection which includes friends. Anyway, I do appreciate i probably overstepped the mark albeit I have had some PMs which I will share with her. I won't post like this again!!

[Gatchaman]

I have had some PMs which I will share with her.

I'll bet you have 

[np500]

Holy shit , is it too late ????

[Steelworker]

This made me chuckle. I was sorely tempted to PM but then thought I may get banned and I like the forum too much. I bet there's a queue  you pushed the boundaries again, Lovinlife 

[Lovinlife]

Sorry! 

[STAR-LORD]

Holy shit , is it too late ????

[wantfun]

hope its not to late im game too

[ampersand]

Hang a whoa  chaps!! This is bound to lead to tears when this stunning friend of Lovinlife's discovers what a decrepit  bunch of never weres that we are and blows us all out. I am not sure the forum could cope with our collective outpouring of grief at the rejection, without crashing the website.

[crfc]

Pah, speak for yourself mun
I'm a ledgend in my own lunchtime 
69 by age n 69 by nature 

[np500]

Hang a whoa  chaps!! This is bound to lead to tears when this stunning friend of Lovinlife's discovers what a decrepit  bunch of never weres that we are and blows us all out. I am not sure the forum could cope with our collective outpouring of grief at the rejection, without crashing the website.

Good point !  now I'm critically depressed, I've been living in a vacuum  for over two years, the o h was right all along , I should feel liberated ! But sadly not, wheres me viagra !

[Steelworker]

Now you're feeling a bit better, you'll get a punt under your belt and the depression and something else will lift, Red. 

[np500]

Was booked in to see manchesters  Laila , but she has cancelled her tour, was to see W B but she don't do weekends now, tried to see kandice, but reduced hours means I can't get there without taking a day off work ( as is the case with W B now ) but I ain't diving in any time soon, step back and contemplate situation.

[Steelworker]

Lileth and Summer Mae not options? Also, that English Renee seems to be genuine by now, looks a real gorgeous one and has in calls next Monday from 3. I'd be there but not possible for me. Contemplate that...

[np500]

All the above mate, all in good time, think summer Mae shall receive  the wonga next , lileth also, I have seen her ( reviewed ) and one of the best.

[mrdiamond77]

Was booked in to see manchesters  Laila , but she has cancelled her tour, was to see W B but she don't do weekends now, tried to see kandice, but reduced hours means I can't get there without taking a day off work ( as is the case with W B now ) but I ain't diving in any time soon, step back and contemplate situation.

I am trying to get to see Kandice myself but have not got a reply yet.

[np500]

She has a lot on today, not punting related, so it's weekend or bust !

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Lovinlife

I appreciate you getting back to us, clarifying and not getting offended by by my remark.

My OH complains I don't even have an emotional connection with her, let alone her friends 

Anyway, best of luck to you and your mate. We all of us know what it feels like to be desperate for a shag

[np500]

I've reverted to porn ! trying to line up a shag has frustrated the shit out of me this week,  forgot how cheep porn is, and hits the sweet spot in 5 mins flat    I shall try again when the sap rises, ( punt that is ) probably about 7pm tonight 

[HughJardon]

I've reverted to porn ! trying to line up a shag has frustrated the shit out of me this week,  forgot how cheep porn is, and hits the sweet spot in 5 mins flat    I shall try again when the sap rises, ( punt that is ) probably about 7pm tonight 

I was surprised how good porn was in VR, even went out and upgraded my Cardboard for a proper headset..I probably look a right twat wanking in my room looking like something out of the Lawnmower man but if you've got a headset try this

External Link/Members Only

[np500]

Fucking hell hugh, that's brilliant , post part two ffs !

[HughJardon]

Fucking hell hugh, that's brilliant , post part two ffs !

I was getting noshed off yesterday and thought I'd love to have my headset on, these girls will see me coming a mile off punting with my briefcase full of VR kit, my fleshlight and doxy wand 

Try this one

External Link/Members Only

Btw did you punt mate ?

[np500]

Not yet Hugh, I'm in no rush ! Tried to arrange with kandice 3 times , but she had stuff on and finishes early, tours etc,  I had work , hospital stuff, etc, so couldn't get a mutual time, may try someone new to me next week for a change ! God know's who , as I've got a list longer than I'll ever get on top of !

[HughJardon]

I was thinking Jasmine Louise next up to compensate for Lailadevereax cancelling Cardiff,  you should go back to Lileth mate, but another for me is Summer Mae. Also I'm still looking at the Latin girl at portfolios.

I'm always unsure about my next punt but its both stressful and exciting

[np500]

Summer mae and lileth are in the top two Hugh, bloody loads, not rushing as I say, you know what it's like when the little fella takes over, that ain't happening.