nearest Thai places are Thai Angels in Lancaster, where you can get massage and HE (search this site) and a spa in Penrith which is an unknown quantity. The spa has visiting massage girls from a Carlisle-based parlour, but what they offer is uncertain. I've texted and asked in the past and been told they do HE. However no-one here has reviewed them, and a thread about whether the Carlisle parent site offers HE or FS collapsed with an argument with a group of fanboys saying they didn't, another group saying they did. So what the truth is is anyones guess
There's also a Thai massage parlour in Ulverston, but she's never offered extras to me, though one chap on here claims he's been successful there. She's a middle aged matron though, not much of a looker
Thai Angels has two websites
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyUlverston Thai Massage
External Link/Members OnlyThe Penrith place also has two websites, and even seems to operate under two names
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI'd forget any idea of going to Carlisle - at this time of year roads north of Ambleside will be close to impassable due to tourists. Penrith is just about doable in sensible time, but still not easy driving. Far easier to go south
