External Link/Members Only Booked today at 90mins notice for a 15minute meet. Chose her mostly because of the cheap price (funds been a little bit tight recently), a recent positive review, and the fact she calls herself a 'deepthroat queen'. Just a bit of a pump-and-dump because I was horny and needed to get my dick sucked - so I wasn't too fussy. Price was £40.
Comms were fine pre-punt - quick call and a couple of texts. Made it clear that I just wanted a BJ with lots of deepthroat.
Got there, and she kept me waiting for half an hour (should have walked, I know.. But I was horny!). Not a great place to be kept waiting as in the vicinty of Reading police station!! This was sadly just a sign of how things were to go..
Eventually got in to a non-descript flat. Was let in by the friend Rachel (AW: 4101514) who seemed pretty fit.
Ruby (probably, she didn't introduce herself, or talk much at all!) is probably a little older than 22 - I would guess mid twenties, and is otherwise mostly as described. Pretty average, not a beauty, but fairly trim at least.
Did the paperwork, she disappeared, I dropped me kecks.
Straight on with the rubber - I asked for OWO as she advertises, but she wasn't having it. I made it quite clear through the session that I would struggle to cum from oral with the condom. Certainly no cleanliness issues on my end, so no excuse really.
Poor effort at oral in general. Asked for deepthroat as mentioned - virtually no effort made, touched the back of her mouth once.
After probably less than 2 minutes in her mouth, straight onto lube and HJ. Had to instruct her to put it in her mouth multiple times.
English was not great - had to explain what I wanted several times - at least a minute spent explaining 'get on your knees and suck me'.
Eventually managed to get her to hold my balls - but hardly play with them. Had to bring her back to this several times.
In an effort to get what was a waning punt going, asked for CIM, Facial or COB (certainly the first two of which are in her likes) - all refused.
Pretty poor effort at a HJ - spent more time changing hands and pulling the condom back on than she did actually jacking me.
In the end, decided to take over myself so I at least got a pop in the session.
Utter waste of time and money, should have walked before it even began, but dick-brain got the better of me. I appreciate a 15min punt is quick and might have slightly reduced services - but wanting a half decent BJ from a girl that isn't limp and disinterested hardly seems unreasonable. Unenthusiastic is the one word I'd use to epitomise the WG.
