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Offline hsl

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Thought about this and finally decided to give it a neutral. Here's why.

Was a bit desperate last night. Was visiting London. Did my "research" the previous night but couldn't find anything in my price range with decent review. Had one more look (a mistake in hindsight) and spotted her and another girl in Finchley that may be promising. The one in Finchley was actually charging £20 extra for GFE (£100 for "vanilla" experience). Alarm bells and all that so decided not to proceed.

Found Amy and looking at review, 2 positive and 1 neutral, I thought it might be worth a punt even though she's Romanian. There were a few warning signs that this won't be a good punt: she said she busy until a later time because she's got another appointment; when I call back later (that appointment should have started already she says I can come earlier if need; send accidentally sent me a phone number instead of the address (text deleted), is that the pimp or the last punter who has let her down...

...anyway made my way there. Parking is almost impossible. Lucky to find a space 100m away and walk back to hers. Greeting by an okay looking girl. She's quite short without heels. Size 10, but she's short, chubby would be the wrong word but I think you get the idea for now. Sorted out payment and she asked me to undress.... a bit of OW (OWO not advertised, didn't check before), and soon move on to reverse cowgirl, doggy then done. There's a distinct lack of enthusiasm . The whole experience feels like she just want me to come asap and then send me on my way.

Kissing is lips only. No french kiss. No finger inside, but rubbing clit was allowed. Didn't try RO, but I don't think it will be much fun.

Her body is ok. Big tits for her size, but like some other reviews has mentioned, a bit saggy. It's more of an udder then firm breast. Large areola, if that's your type of thing.
A bit of massage (more like rubbing lotion on my back with a bit of force), then back on with the condom and OW to get the man up again. Took a bit of effort as per normal for me. To her credit she did wake it up enough to put inside. Same routine, then turned over  and I was given free reign to try different things with her lying down. Doggy again and I wasn't able to come (my second round takes bloody ages normally). Eventually gave up and started doing covered handjob. Again this never works for me, but I let her carry on. I think I might be a better actor than her, as I (think I) made her think that whatever she's doing is doing something.

A "vanilla" punt (whoever came up with that term hasn't' had Green and Blacks or Hagaan Daz ice cream before). At £100 I think it's borderline expensive for the experience. Didn't leave with a grin on my face.. felt more cheated if I'm honest. Soon forgotten about the experience the next day, unlike some of the better ones I've had in the past.

Definitely won't go again. YMMV, but I wouldn't count on your luck too much. She's Romanian after all.

Happy punting.
« Last Edit: May 29, 2017, 12:52:26 am by hsl »


Offline peter purves

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Sorry to hear mate!

I liked your writing style here.

Can you say why you gave this a 'neutral' and not a 'negative'. From the review - unless you failed to mention it, or I overlooked it - you do not mention anything that you liked from the punt per se

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Yes, reads like a negative to me as well, certainly for £100.

It appears this escort is worth no more than a 15mins pump and dump if you're desperate and local, though you'd be better off putting the £50 towards a better punt.

Thanks for the review because it backs up the previous neutral, so fewer punters will now be tempted to waste their money on a crap experience.

Offline bm_99

anyone seen her lately? shes back in the area and still thinking about her