One from my bucket list - After being let down took a chance on Jade, Done the usual range of porn stuff that everyone seems to do recently - Fakeagent ect - apparently she's leaving the country and this was her final day.
External Link/Members OnlyComms - Quick call to arrange, immediate text with postcode. I booked an hour @ £90.
Girl - Good pictures in the album, Older than she states - probably 30's with a baby paunch stomach. Nice enough looking with petite figure. Heavily tatted.
Meeting : Met at door with Jade dressed in bra and panties. Understandable as the house was stiflingly hot! Led upstairs to bare bedroom - Moving today! Double bed with single pillow and small duvet - No offer of facilities, was
Action - Very limited, there was some light kissing initially which died off to light pecks fairly quickly. tried to get into it but Jade clearly wasn't interested, Tried to touch her but she wasn't at all responsive. Onto mild HJ and BJ, minimal eye contact, despite asking her to look up. Asked if CIM was available - she looked up and said NO! - Clearly wasn't worth arguing about as it was HJ action to completion from then on! Passed me a bog roll and left the room!
Returned shortly later - still over 30 mins to go, no further physical touching from that point - not even the usual 'Do you want a massage'?
Mind blowingly annoyingly was the fact she was texting other punters throughout - Phone didn't get switched off at all!
Would I return? NO, Recommend? NO
Sadly the first punt I've had in some time that left me feeling gutted - She seems like a nice girl but clearly today was some spending money and cashing in on the 'last day working' thing! One of those punts where you arrive home and wish you'd just cracked one off at home instead!
Certainly not a PSE, nor a GFE - Had much better at the Chinese Massage in Exeter - At least there I got what I paid for!
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