External Link/Members OnlyBeen lurking the forums for a while but never got round to posting a review, so here goes the first.
Was around the London Bridge area and was attempting to get a body to body massage with another girl from backpage, but due to whatever reason this fell through. Had a quick search on AW and saw this profile offered massages a d thought I'd give it a go. To lessen the risk a bit I just went for the 30 mins at £60. Sure glad I didn't pay more.
I'm fairly sure who I met is not the girl in the pics, but I get the impression there's a few girls working in this flat (another review even called it a parlour). The lady I saw had larger boobs and a little bit more of a belly (though still quite petite and slim). Oh and the flat is up about 5 flights of stairs with no lift so you'll need the lie down by the time you get up there, otherwise good location near Bank. Once I was let in the room the girl disappeared for what was at least 15 minutes - this was probably the longest part of the booking. I'm pretty sure she was talking to some other girls in a separate room.
Let me start off by saying despite what it says on the profile this is NOT a massage joint. She set the bed up with the paper, had all the oils out on the side but sure didn't use any. She basically poked me in the back for about 3 minutes while asking me inane questions about the weather and my job. She was very friendly and chatty actually, seemed really excited to talk to someone, not sure she has the best grasp of English though. Before she asked me to turn over she spent perhaps about 45 seconds tickling my balls and ass. Despite the fact I'd asked for body to body service she then went straight for the condom, 'why not?' I thought 'she clearly can't massage for shit anyway', so yeah the £60 is for full service not the massage service I guess.
Her short attention span came back into play as she gave maybe about 25 seconds of cover oral followed by about 30 seconds of cowgirl before asking whether I wanted to do doggy. I said I'd rather she stayed on top for now and she took that as a signal to start up more chatter about anything and everything that could make the moment less sexy, where am I going on holiday this year etc. Probably about 2 minutes of her (quite energetic to be fair) bouncing later she's asking again to switch to doggy, seeing this whole thing is a lost cause I agree and basically try to get the whole thing over with as quickly as possible. I swear I put far more into getting myself off than she did (not that she did the lay there like a stone thing, if anything the problem was she had too much energy and wouldn't settle into anything). Paid for 30 mins and spent far longer waiting around than actually in the bed. To be slightly fair to her I didn't feel too pressured to leave and she even mentioned something about coming twice, but the massage I was so bad and the sex such a turn off I just wanted out of there. Service was comparable to the £20 walk ups and I probably enjoy those more. Unless you're ok paying £60 for a pump and dump with a Thai girl with decent tits and too much to say I'd avoid.
