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Author Topic: Ipswich-__hot and horny___(AKA,Paula)  (Read 2011 times)


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Offline skittish

https://www.adultwork.com/1949937 or https://www.adultwork.com/%5F%5Fhot+and+horny%5F%5F%5F

07901312675

Time Booked:30 minutes
Time Recieved:30 minutes
Price:£60

The Place

Upstairs ex/council flat, close to town centre, some off road parking, entrance faces childrens play area. Not particularly discreet. Inside I'd describe it as a tidy mess probably last decorated and furnished when Stanley Baldwin was still Prime Minister. I didn't check to see how clean the toilet was.

The Girl

Paula, Polish reasonable English although didn't say much, got 'No' down to a fine art though. Bottle Blonde longish hair. Facially not unattractive but definitely not a head turner. Probably about 5'2" not bad tits but not exactly toned elsewhere is probably the kindest description.

The Punt

Was greeted at door by Paula with a smile and lead up the stairs of gloom, on entering the bedroom we exchanged a few words and the cash. The usual procedure of running off to stash the cash ensued but she returned fairly promptly. We proceeded to disrobe each other whilst kissing. Kissing was closed mouth with tight lips already I'm getting irritated but her hand is in my boxers and Mr Happy seems happy. This farcical kissing lasted a few minutes by which time I initiated moving to the bed. There was a bit of a pause as if she didn't know what comes next but eventually she set about sucking my freshly shaved sac. Then on goes the rubber, hold on this isn't OWO so off it comes again. Paula seemed zoned out and really not into me there definitely was no connection. So the BJ was so light and feeble I had to keep checking she was still there, Mr Happy is starting to lose interest.

I suggest adopting the 69 position to resurrect some interest, she looks up at me and says 'no I don't do' I remind her that her AW profile says she does in CAPITAL LETTERS but she says 'no today I don't do'. At this point I'm pretty fucked off and not really up for an argument. To cut a long story short I ended up sitting on her belly and wanking over her tits.

In summary

No proper kissing
No decent OWO
No reverse oral
No fuck (Mr Happy's choice, it was on offer)

Probably the worst punt to date, I would have got more enjoyment out of spending the money on a new pair of jeans or something.

I will shoulder some of the responsibility I had spent most the afternoon trying to find a decent punt and Paula was not in my initial plans. I was pretty hacked off at not being able to hook up with any of my other choices. I nearly didn't bother my gut feeling was that it wasn't going to end well.  They say you should be careful what you wish for. Thinking with your dick is expensive.
« Last Edit: June 22, 2013, 05:33:24 PM by skittish »


1 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline aspire

im right in thinking she shares a flat with Tiffany  https://www.adultwork.com/1925825 or https://www.adultwork.com/hot%5F%5F%5F%5FTIFANY

this sounds like girl i was offered when i booked tiffany and was greeted by the other blonde (no name at that point) was'nt enjoyable and i will only got here if Tiffany is available as she is first class. I think the rest trade of her popularity  :dash:


1 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline skittish

Yes mate same flat, I've seen Tif too she's a better punt but I just don't fancy her nice body but not a lot going on facially.

Offline skittish

Back and looks like she's been at the pies recently https://www.adultwork.com/2159168 or https://www.adultwork.com/%5FPAULA%5F%5F%5F%5F

Your choice but she still heads my list of worst punt ever.

Offline Tailpipe

Back and looks like she's been at the pies recently https://www.adultwork.com/2159168 or https://www.adultwork.com/%5FPAULA%5F%5F%5F%5F

Your choice but she still heads my list of worst punt ever.

Needs to learn to say no to Chips at the MacD window on the Drive through and back off the sakes.

Guessing she has made firends with Local Engish WGs and they have shown her the yellow brick road to fat prossie land  :D :D

Offline aspire

really!! she's back again?

god will they learn to bring the good girls back and not the rubbish ones


Offline skittish

She needs a bigger fan, one that fills the whole frame should be sufficient.



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