Time Booked:30 minutes
Time Recieved:30 minutes
Upstairs ex/council flat, close to town centre, some off road parking, entrance faces childrens play area. Not particularly discreet. Inside I'd describe it as a tidy mess probably last decorated and furnished when Stanley Baldwin was still Prime Minister. I didn't check to see how clean the toilet was.The Girl
Paula, Polish reasonable English although didn't say much, got 'No' down to a fine art though. Bottle Blonde longish hair. Facially not unattractive but definitely not a head turner. Probably about 5'2" not bad tits but not exactly toned elsewhere is probably the kindest description.The Punt
Was greeted at door by Paula with a smile and lead up the stairs of gloom, on entering the bedroom we exchanged a few words and the cash. The usual procedure of running off to stash the cash ensued but she returned fairly promptly. We proceeded to disrobe each other whilst kissing. Kissing was closed mouth with tight lips already I'm getting irritated but her hand is in my boxers and Mr Happy seems happy. This farcical kissing lasted a few minutes by which time I initiated moving to the bed. There was a bit of a pause as if she didn't know what comes next but eventually she set about sucking my freshly shaved sac. Then on goes the rubber, hold on this isn't OWO so off it comes again. Paula seemed zoned out and really not into me there definitely was no connection. So the BJ was so light and feeble I had to keep checking she was still there, Mr Happy is starting to lose interest.
I suggest adopting the 69 position to resurrect some interest, she looks up at me and says 'no I don't do' I remind her that her AW profile says she does in CAPITAL LETTERS but she says 'no today I don't do'. At this point I'm pretty fucked off and not really up for an argument. To cut a long story short I ended up sitting on her belly and wanking over her tits. In summary
No proper kissing
No decent OWO
No reverse oral
No fuck (Mr Happy's choice, it was on offer)
Probably the worst punt to date, I would have got more enjoyment out of spending the money on a new pair of jeans or something.
I will shoulder some of the responsibility I had spent most the afternoon trying to find a decent punt and Paula was not in my initial plans. I was pretty hacked off at not being able to hook up with any of my other choices. I nearly didn't bother my gut feeling was that it wasn't going to end well. They say you should be careful what you wish for. Thinking with your dick is expensive.