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Author Topic: Pee before a punt  (Read 4637 times)

Offline rpg

the Queen does not pee, she passes water.

She pisses, farts, shites, spews, just like the rest of us. Now what sort of positions do you think she favoured?

Offline Lz-129

She pisses, farts, shites, spews, just like the rest of us. Now what sort of positions do you think she favoured?

Doggy...courtesy on that m'lady  :P
« Last Edit: June 22, 2013, 08:09:25 PM by Lz-129 »


I wouldn't pee in another persons' shower but my own..  :angelgirl:

If i need to piss i find it very distracting and would just go do it and wash my cock afterwards.

Offline Ali Katt

I've found if I drink coffee before a punt it make me want to go more, so now I don't. If you find a girl who does watersports receiving you don't need to worry.

That's interesting, Ali.

My routine on punt days [I usually punt around 11.00 a.m.] is not to have any breakfast but have a large mug of coffee so that when I take my Viagra it's on as empty a stomach as possible.

Next time I punt, I'll try tea, rather than coffee and see if it makes any difference to my need to pee on way way to the session.

Offline Jimmyredcab

There is no way you can possibly know if the Queen pee's in the shower or not..  :unknown:

Next you will be telling me that she farts.     :scare:

Doggy...courtesy on that m'lady  :P

You surely don't mean the corgis, Lz?  :scare:

Offline Lz-129

You surely don't mean the corgis, Lz?  :scare:


You've got a vivid imagination RDL, but no not the corgis

Offline Sommer

I have the "find a WC" app on my phone which can be very handy, after a recent punt I nipped into the bogs at Baker St underground station, unfortunately I got that two streams of piss thing, one missed the toilet completely the other went down my leg and over my shoe. The upside was I got a seat and as no one was keen to sit next to me plenty of room to spread out.


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