Author Topic: DIANA HOT MASSEUSE - Birmingham  (Read 2872 times)


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Offline sanjman

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£80 for one hour massage, £10 extra for CIM

Diana presents herself as a Masseuse who performs CIM, which was an enticing combination for me.
I've rated it neutral, as the massage was of poor quality but the BJ was just how I like it - slow, softly delivered and takes it all in.

The massage itself was very cursory, using standard baby oil.  I tried to explain I like it firm but I don't think she understood.
At about the 30 min mark (having turned over after about 25 mins), she started giving me OWO. 
I managed to explain to her that I would likely 'finish quickly' and to her credit, she agreed to give me OWO on and off until the end.
The massage that continued in between was ok but she was running out of ideas of what to do.

Positives

Text comms excellent but it cant have been her as in person her English is not great.  When trying to speak with her, she used German words
Location was a set of flat on a road off Hagely Road, a mile or so away from Broad Street
In person, she didn't look as good as her pics.  Mostly because she had her hair tied back and no make up
Nice slim body, with A cup breasts.

Negatives

Allowed to touch her body but she kept her pants on and no touching there (from the outside was ok)
As already mentioned, the massage quality was not great. Was done on a standard bed with no pillows, so got uncomfortable after a while
Wasn't expecting it to be honest but for someone who performs CIM, I thought that fingering and FK would be on the cards.
I was out of the flat within 50 mins of entering.

For £90, in hindsight, I would rather have a professional massage for £40 and then spend £50 odd on a proper WG or even less for a HE elsewhere.

Roadster

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Thanks for the review.  It seems that a 30 minute session might be worth a try.   :drinks:

BTW "Härter Bitte" (harder please) isn't that different in German so maybe she didn't want to understand.

(Though that certificate on her profile looks EE to me).
« Last Edit: May 20, 2017, 01:13:04 pm by Roadster »

Offline PepeMAGA

Still sounds decent though. So if you hadn't wanted her that you come quickly, do you think she would have given a 30 minute bj?

Offline sanjman

Still sounds decent though. So if you hadn't wanted her that you come quickly, do you think she would have given a 30 minute bj?

I guess so, yeah. Didn't seem the type to tell you to hurry up if she was still going for 10+ mins

Offline PepeMAGA

I guess so, yeah. Didn't seem the type to tell you to hurry up if she was still going for 10+ mins
sounds good to me  :thumbsup:

Offline Ric_maan

I've always looked but never touched. But today I registered to this site and read this and arranged a meet with Diana. I know it's only a neutral rating, but as I've never had a punt before, this looked like a good start.

Communication before meet was good, mainly and it clearly wasn't Diana. (International dialing tone gave it away, but because of this review I expected it)

Greeted at door by Diana,  hair tied back in long t-shirt and flip flops. Her English is pretty poor, and does speak a bit in Germany.  (Expected again) shown a handwritten price list and asked to point at what I wanted. Once again, thanks to this review, went for 30 mins. Massage was ok. Turned over and she started to wank me off. Good technique...then I remembered cim was extra (you can tell it's my first time) I ask her to give me a bj and she asks for the tenner. My bad. But I got a nice hand job to lead up to owo. Like the review before nice slim body and happy for me to touch, didn't try down there. Just boobs and bum.  She uses the baby wipes to clean off the baby oil and gets to it. Great owo (but don't have any thing to compare to other than the Mrs...and that's rare) so good I cum soon after. She gives me a wipe and leaves to wash out her mouth.

I get changed, say my good byes and leave.
« Last Edit: May 21, 2017, 07:04:31 pm by Ric_maan »

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Why didn't you book with a 'positive!'  :unknown:
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Offline Ric_maan

Mainly due to availability. Mrs was away at short notice and I needed some relief. Tried 2 or 3 and she was the only available. But like I said, it it was my first, so something to build on.

Offline PepeMAGA

I've always looked but never touched. But today I registered to this site and read this and arranged a meet with Diana. I know it's only a neutral rating, but as I've never had a punt before, this looked like a good start.

Communication before meet was good, mainly and it clearly wasn't Diana. (International dialing tone gave it away, but because of this review I expected it)

Greeted at door by Diana,  hair tied back in long t-shirt and flip flops. Her English is pretty poor, and does speak a bit in Germany.  (Expected again) shown a handwritten price list and asked to point at what I wanted. Once again, thanks to this review, went for 30 mins. Massage was ok. Turned over and she started to wank me off. Good technique...then I remembered cim was extra (you can tell it's my first time) I ask her to give me a bj and she asks for the tenner. My bad. But I got a nice hand job to lead up to owo. Like the review before nice slim body and happy for me to touch, didn't try down there. Just boobs and bum.  She uses the baby wipes to clean off the baby oil and gets to it. Great owo (but don't have any thing to compare to other than the Mrs...and that's rare) so good I cum soon after. She gives me a wipe and leaves to wash out her mouth.

I get changed, say my good byes and leave.
worth flipping this into a review