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Offline noonehere

Had an odd one today. Reviewing new profiles, I spotted somone I recognised. Going into the pics... It was my bloody cleaner... :scare:
She's quite fit, but has a bit of an acne problem... I'd fuck her though...

So... how do I approach the subject... and should I?

We pay her through an agency and she is on PAYE, so I'm guessing a bit of extra cash in hand???

oh and btw, I'm not posting the link.... on purpose...

Offline Daffodil

If the 'we' refers to you and a partner then you'd be fucking bonkers to pursue it  :hi:

Online smiths

Had an odd one today. Reviewing new profiles, I spotted somone I recognised. Going into the pics... It was my bloody cleaner... :scare:
She's quite fit, but has a bit of an acne problem... I'd fuck her though...

So... how do I approach the subject... and should I?

We pay her through an agency and she is on PAYE, so I'm guessing a bit of extra cash in hand???

oh and btw, I'm not posting the link.... on purpose...

I wouldnt let on i know let alone book her for a punt. Her business, and i wouldnt want her knowing i was a punter.

You say and do nothing in my opinion, to do otherwise is playing with fire.

Offline potato

Tricky one that!  You could have a word and suggest that it had been bought to your attention by someone else who you won't name and suggest you discuss it after hours.  I am being a bit mercenary here, but I reckon you could get a good rate if you play your cards right  - and a heap of trouble if you get it wrong!

Had an odd one today. Reviewing new profiles, I spotted somone I recognised. Going into the pics... It was my bloody cleaner... :scare:
She's quite fit, but has a bit of an acne problem... I'd fuck her though...

So... how do I approach the subject... and should I?

We pay her through an agency and she is on PAYE, so I'm guessing a bit of extra cash in hand???

oh and btw, I'm not posting the link.... on purpose...

If you have a wife/srrious gf -  forget it.
Otherwise -  give it a go if you fancy her.  You may get a good rate :)

Had an odd one today. Reviewing new profiles, I spotted somone I recognised. Going into the pics... It was my bloody cleaner... :scare:
She's quite fit, but has a bit of an acne problem... I'd fuck her though...

So... how do I approach the subject... and should I?

We pay her through an agency and she is on PAYE, so I'm guessing a bit of extra cash in hand???

oh and btw, I'm not posting the link.... on purpose...

Simple , ring the agency & tell them to send a different cleaner , if you have a partner simple say you've had the odd tenner go missing & then forget about her  :hi:
 

Offline k

Simple , ring the agency & tell them to send a different cleaner , if you have a partner simple say you've had the odd tenner go missing & then forget about her  :hi:
False accusations could land him in big trouble.

I would guess that this discovery has brought a private fantasy into play.  As everyone else says, you should pretend that you know nothing AND STICK TO IT.  One day there will be the temptation to leave the AW site open on your pc when you know she's going to clean it.  DO NOT DO IT!!  If you ever upset her she will take you to a tribunal with some story about unwanted sexual advances.

Offline norman46

I wouldn't say a word if i was you .  I bet the cleaning agency only pay her peanuts and does the escorting for a bit of extra cash

Whenever you have any "urges" for your cleaner, just think of this little word BLACKMAIL

False accusations could land him in big trouble.



You don't need to make any accusations to the agency , just tell them you want a different cleaner or you'll take your business else where  :hi:

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Have I missed something?

Apart from the obvious that the OP shouldn't book her under any circumstances, why should he ask for a different cleaner? What's she doing wrong?

Offline Hetfield

Have I missed something?

Apart from the obvious that the OP shouldn't book her under any circumstances, why should he ask for a different cleaner? What's she doing wrong?

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Have I missed something?

Apart from the obvious that the OP shouldn't book her under any circumstances, why should he ask for a different cleaner? What's she doing wrong?

Author Topic: Moonlighting  (Read 133 times)
 noonehere
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Moonlighting
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Had an odd one today. Reviewing new profiles, I spotted somone I recognised. Going into the pics... It was my bloody cleaner...
She's quite fit, but has a bit of an acne problem... I'd fuck her though...

So... how do I approach the subject... and should I




To remove temptation , as he seem s. tempted

Offline k

You don't need to make any accusations to the agency , just tell them you want a different cleaner or you'll take your business else where  :hi:
It is this part of your post:-
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if you have a partner simple say you've had the odd tenner go missing & then forget about her  :hi:
that will land him in big shit

It is this part of your post:-that will land him in big shit

Say something else then, like you were sick & tiered of watching some ugly fucker doing your job  so I'm hoping the agency will send someone more attractive  just like you my dear  :kiss:

Offline dave123

um I just thought the acne was the problem really...

I was almost convinced that a lass I worked with was working for a local agency. The photos, desrciption, age, availability times and area all matched up. I was almost tempted, but thought better of it as I decided the cons far outweighed the pros as per the advice in this thread. She dissapeared from the agency books a few weeks later so I cheekily asked them what had happened to her and they told me they'd had a string of poor reviews for her. This then made my mind up 100% that it was her as she is a right pain in the arse most of the time. I still work with her by the way, might ask at the xmas party..

Offline Melb

So. Your cleaner is advertising on AW, in the same area and has a face photo and you're thinking of punting her?

Sceptical? Moi?

I had a similar dilemma.

Came across a profile with no face pictures but one of the pictures was a bikini self shot that I had seen before.

Sure enough I checked facebook (i don't have her as a friend but her profile is open) and it was a girl who was in the same year as me at school. Now we barely knew each other in school but I'm sure she would recognise me. Always wanted to fuck her back then and she was still looking decent now.

So after a bit of thinking time I decided to take the plunge and meet up. I didn't let on that I knew who she was nor did she to me. We've met a few times and it's always been good. Still no mention of knowing each other to this day.

I'd like to point out that I'm single so don't have as much to lose as others may do on this forum. The one concern I did have which may sound silly was about being blackmailed. what if she decides one day that she wants a few hundred quid from you or all your work colleagues/family find out ect.

As it goes I think the girl has as much reason as me to not say anything however your cleaner may not!

So. Your cleaner is advertising on AW, in the same area and has a face photo and you're thinking of punting her?

Sceptical? Moi?

I am inclined to agree. How many hours cleaning would she have to do to earn the same as just one punt?

12 hours cleaning (perhaps @ £10ph) = £120 versus 1 hour punt = £120

Whilst most cleaners would choose the former option, most pro$$ies would choose the latter (but I doubt they would do both).

Offline Ali Katt

I'd like to point out that I'm single so don't have as much to lose as others may do on this forum. The one concern I did have which may sound silly was about being blackmailed. what if she decides one day that she wants a few hundred quid from you or all your work colleagues/family find out ect.

As it goes I think the girl has as much reason as me to not say anything however your cleaner may not!
Agreed. If there's any fallout the OP will be asked what he was doing on AW in the first place.

Offline noonehere

Good advice guys (and girls). Me thinks my member nearly got the better of me.
As for the skeptics. London has thousands of both cleaners and escorts. I'm sure I'm not the only one...

Offline pokenn

Good advice guys (and girls). Me thinks my member nearly got the better of me.
As for the skeptics. London has thousands of both cleaners and escorts. I'm sure I'm not the only one...

Very sensible. You may have just saved your life from going into a doward spiral.

I had a similar dilemma.

Came across a profile with no face pictures but one of the pictures was a bikini self shot that I had seen before.

Sure enough I checked facebook (i don't have her as a friend but her profile is open) and it was a girl who was in the same year as me at school. Now we barely knew each other in school but I'm sure she would recognise me. Always wanted to fuck her back then and she was still looking decent now.

So after a bit of thinking time I decided to take the plunge and meet up. I didn't let on that I knew who she was nor did she to me. We've met a few times and it's always been good. Still no mention of knowing each other to this day.

I'd like to point out that I'm single so don't have as much to lose as others may do on this forum. The one concern I did have which may sound silly was about being blackmailed. what if she decides one day that she wants a few hundred quid from you or all your work colleagues/family find out ect.

As it goes I think the girl has as much reason as me to not say anything however your cleaner may not!

As I've mentioned before, this also happened to me except we were actually FB friends and she knew who I was when I turned up..although we had no idea until she opened the door. Met her twice before she retired to go back to her ex (booo!) and now pregnant (100% nowt to do with me!) so no repeat on cards. Two of the most intense punting sessions I've ever had though, on the basis I was more turned on that usual and I think she was too. Not because she fancied me, but I think the thought of us knowing each other got her going.

Just on the cleaners, there is a small independent cleaning company in the North East run by two lasses who now also sideline in naked cleaning and have recently branched out into escorting themselves as a duo. So the two are linked!


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