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External Link/Members OnlyEnthusiastically chewing her way out of my portly podge list comes this munchkin. I'd read the neutral review about her, stating she's bigger than her pics and profile belies but is enthusiastic and keen to leave a punter smiling. Now, I don't mind an enthusiastic big girl at all when the mood takes me. Armed with this knowledge I thought I'd have a sniff at this lass when she fell into my radar. She did come recommended a good while ago via pm too.
Comms.... all comms over the phone. Text and phone call exchange to sort my day and time. She replied efficiently to any texts. Address details passed on in plenty of time for me to make the drive punctually.
Venue.... very nice, dicrete gaff in the countryside. All free parking and a doddle to find. It made a real refreshing change not to battle through traffic jammed motorways. I'd happily go podging there again.
Looks..... yes, it's her in the pics but she's quite a bit bigger than her pics belie. I were in the mood to have a wrestle with a big lass and its a good job too, because I'd hazard a guess at her being around a size 16. She's sporting a bonny face and a cracking pair of funbags... that would be handled relentlessly throughout
and a big old bottom that would be tanned accordingly. I'd say her stated age was more or less right, maybe a little older but no great drama.
The action.... I knock on the door at the allotted time to be greeted by this lass wearing a blouse, hold ups, heels and a bra. I made no dress requests but I'm happy with the look she's got.
In a go, 5 minute chat about this and that and its money time. Once paid she leads me to the bedroom.....
We're away with the snogging, she's a keen one with the dfk, with tongues galore and both our hands are having a good old roam round each other. I'm working her down to her hold ups, once she's suitably attired (bugger all on), I get rid of my clobber.
Onto the bed, it's all rolling round snogs with her wanking me whilst I've got a couple of gentle fingers in her increasingly wet pussy.
It's my tried and tested routine of slobbering down her body to eventually reach her bald pussy to give her a good old lap and finger. She's quite reactive to this, well, the act is quite good more like. She is getting quite wet on this fingers and tongue gig of mine.
My turn now, I'm on my back and she gets on with the owo. She's not a deep throat lass but she's got a cracking technique on her, she had me close to the vinegar stroke a couple of times. I slow her down to keep control of what I'm doing.
69 next, on she gets and I'm smothered in flesh, she's a big lass is this one. My whole head is buried between her thighs and arse cheeks, I take a deep breath and get stuck right in, I'll be honest though, there weren't much spare oxygen down there. She is already on with sucking the life out of my little pecker.
When I decide oxygen is better for me than pussy flesh I give her arse a friendly pat to signify I'm ready to breath again. She carries on sucking though... I'm not complaining....
It's podging time though, on with the rubber and on she climbs in cg. Her cg is soft grinding with her tongue down my throat, if I'm being harsh I could say it were a little lazy. Nice enough but I'd still be there now if we don't mix it up.
Mish and I've got a proper grip of my plus size toy for today, she's keen enough at this, getting a good clamp on me and grunting & groaning with my tongue down her throat.
Doggy is next on the menu, in I go and I'm pumping away happy as a pig in shit.... that big bottom gets a good tanning as I watch my pecker disappear inside her.
Back to mish and I'm getting a blow on, to calm things down, she returns to some owo... which is still as keen as earlier... she's nearly catching a mouthful but I request another rubber and more podging.
New rubber we rotate the positions from earlier... cg, mish and arse slapping doggy.
I'm on the popping road now, I'm near the vinegar stroke... I intend to partake in her like of cim....
Off with the rubber and on with the sucking. I go off like a bloody geysor... I pop in her mouth but I also splatter her face, down her neck and in her hair.... I give myself a pat on the back... Good job done there old boy
Clean up, I've done 40 minutes of my hour. Quick natter but I'm done and making tracks just before the end of my hour.... I'm happy enough at that.
To sum up.... now, I've rated this positive purely on the amount of enjoyment I had and me knowing what size of lass to expect. I were expecting a big girl to answer the door and it were truly a big girl that answered the door. Basically, she's just about scraped a positive but I can well understand the neutral she's got. Me knowing she's a big girl and me occasionally enjoying podging a big lass just about sneaked it green. As always, I used my walk back to the car test to rate it.
But, there is a neutral overtone to certain aspects.....
As soon as I'd popped, the punt was over.... very little other contact even though I had a good 15 to 20 minutes left (yes, I didn't control myself as much as I usually prefer). I'm not a two pop merchant so far in a punt but I'm not averse to more snogging and rolling about to see the hour off.
Her pics are certainly her but very misleading, she is very much bigger in the flesh. She should have accurate pics as a lot of us make a decision based on pics and will podge a lass that we're in the mood for. Basically, there's no need for misleading pics as she'll pull in the business even as an honest porkster.
Pricing is above what she should really be, even though a tenner seems nothing, it's the principal. 120 quid would be more apt seeing as she's fairly vanilla and much bigger than her pics. 130 quid for an hour is a different playing field in my book, but that's what I paid.
Read back in the rest of the review, I had an excellent podge with this lass but other factors must be honestly shared in a review.
Would I recommend.... yes, with the caveats in mind... you're in a good gaff with a clean lass that's keen to leave you smiling.... as long as you're happy to wrestle a big un. Book 30 or 45 minutes though is my advice.
Would I return.... maybe, not as a regular though, but not at her current pricing structure.