Author Topic: sexybustyamy - kensington  (Read 4468 times)


14 review(s) for sexybustyamy (12 positive, 2 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Sinz]

Offline Link7

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Another first time reviewer here. Been a member for a while but only recently started posting. It took me some time to accept that I'm a punter, but it's good to have somewhere to share secrets. Someone else has recently reviewed Amy, which reminded me I've seen her, so thought I'd add my two cents. Saw her a year ago in Kensington, she was up in London just for 1 day, paid 150 for the hour. She's now in London full-time and charging 200/hour.

The WG
Other reviews mention Katie Price - it's cliched, but bang on. Amy looks a lot like her, even has the cheek mole (google it). Didn't ask, but I'm certain she has modelled herself on KP. Amy is heavier than KP though - not fat by any means - but full-figured with a big bum. In porn terms, she would be a PAWG. Tattoos all over which I hated (there's an espcially weird/creepy design on her tummy, bit like a voodoo doll). But, to be fair, I cracked on anyway  :P


The meet
Amy was in London for 1 day only, and by her own admission, had been very busy all day. I was last of the night (11pm), and five mins before the agreed time she texted to push back half an hour (clearly noshing someone else off lol). When I finally got in the room, she seemed flustered and there were several empty bottles dotted around the room - it had been a busy day indeed. Anway, money sorted, shower done, and I came out to find her on the bed sipping wine.

Wasted loads of time chatting - she's a working class girl, bit long in the tooth, and had plenty of stories to tell. My impression of her was kind and friendly but a bit ditsy, which showed both in comms and general conversation. We talked about celebrities, the footballers she's shagged, crazy exes etc. It was pretty basic, but I didn't mind as I was having a good chuckle. Eventually, conscious of time, I initiated by moving in for LFK. She took the hint and swiftly moved south for OWO. Let me tell you fellas, she's awfully good at it. Good head is about experience, I find, and Amy knows exactly what she's doing. I was happy to just let it happen and popped for CIM. She really enjoys OWO to completion - I know guys often say stupid shit about how their dick tastes like candy and the girl loved it - but genuinely, you can tell that Amy enjoys making your world rock. She's not cum shy and clamped on until I was fully done, then came up for air smirking at me. She gestured to offer snowball - I declined (with a look horror on my face) - and she disposed into a tissue with a giggle.

More small talk, then quickly progressed on to round 2. Oily tit fuck, they're enormous and fake as hell but great fun. Shagged in cowgirl, which as others have said, is a great sight, and in doggy. Really great bum for a woman her age, although she objected to me spanking it a little too hard - woops! I mention age - she inadvertently let me know her real age and I'll be honest lads, she's a a lot older than Katie price too  :lol:. I'm a relatively young lad, and was a bit shocked, but fair play to her, she can get away with 10 years younger, I'd never have guessed.

The punt had been great up till now, but did end with a couple of negatives. During round 2, I started to smell some slightly off-putting body odour. This was coupled with a bitter taste when I sucked her nipple. It dawned on me that she had been working all day, back to back, without showering. Her hair (blonde extensions) started to look abit frazzled as well. As I was getting ready to leave, she just used a couple of wet wipes then put her pyjamas straight on, lol. Nobody else has reported hygiene issues, and I don't know if she still works back to back, but put it this way - I don't know that showering is that big of a deal to her. Also, she visibly tired towards the end, climbed off me asking "have you not cum yet?" - time was more or less up, so I couldn't complain, but there was a certain air of "I'm done mister, please fuck off now". So I quickly wanked myself off onto her boobs and hotfooted it out of there :hi:

Summary (TL;DR)
Milf, big fake knockers, tarty look. Expert OWO/CIM. A good laugh, but did get a bit sweaty and smelly near the end. Would recommend, but admit that I probably won't go back @ 200. But if you need some TLC from a busty older woman, she's an option for sure.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2017, 11:36:54 pm by Link7 »


Offline grandaddybadman

So she has tattoos everywhere? I hate tattoos why do these girls mess up their bodies with that. She should've posted new pics showing these tattoos she does not mention it.
Are the tattoos a real eyesore or can you shift your focus?

There are not many pornstar type looking escorts with huge fake or natural tits anymore they are all webcamming for these wankers that are scared of pu$$y.
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Offline Link7

As per other reviews, she has tattoos everywhere yes. They are highly distinctive, which I imagine is why she photoshops them out. Huge design on her belly, which as I said, I thought was weird as fuck. I got over it though. Whether you can shift your focus depends on you. I've shagged girls with tats before and it's not a deal breaker for me. This girl has loads of them.

Agreed, the fittest girls webcam nowadays. All the British girls under 25. The fit ones from Essex, they all choose webcamming. Amy has huge fake knockers, not sure I put her in the pornstar bracket though. We're talking Katie price's much older sister pal.

The problem is she looks like she should be cheap, if you know what I mean  :lol:  So its a bit of a mindfuck to have to pay 200. Nice lady and good service though. She's been sucking cock for decades and it shows.

It's an itch ive scratched, won't be going back, but I tend not to go back anyway.

Offline grandaddybadman

I get the feeling she is over priced.
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Offline Link7

Mmm. I mean, I was happy to see her for 150, but the 50 increase makes a difference.

If you are droppping as much as 200, there are options. I've got some stunners on my hot list who are early 20s, same services and not much more expensive.

Offline bqaj

So she has tattoos everywhere? I hate tattoos why do these girls mess up their bodies with that. She should've posted new pics showing these tattoos she does not mention it.
Are the tattoos a real eyesore or can you shift your focus?

There are not many pornstar type looking escorts with huge fake or natural tits anymore they are all webcamming for these wankers that are scared of pu$$y.
i am with you my friend, hate those ladies covered all by ink