TS Phoebie - Farringdon (Clerkenwell)

[LNDNman]

TS Phoebie - Farringdon

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This is my follow-up to this review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=143549.0

Paid: £100
Duration: 30mins booked (stayed for an hour - very unrushed)

Comms: as described in the other topic, she doesn't reply to text and won't text address. You will have to call her, but her English is excellent and no gaps in her fluency/understanding. She is clearly highly educated.

Location/venue: very nice, modern, tidy, clean and spacious apartment in a private development about 3-4 minutes walk from Farringdon Station. There is no reception or porter to pass/worry about.

The escort: Phoebie is an absolutely stunning transgender girl, probably one of the best I've ever seen. She is easily passable as a genetic woman, but not just that, she would turn your head in public due to her good looks. For me, she is an easy 9+/10.
The truth is that the photos she has used on her profile are all of CJ Miles, a pornstar and escort from the Philippines, the same country that Phoebie is from. I questioned Phoebie on this and she explained the reasons she uses those photos; primarily that she has lots of other things/interests in her life, such as beauty competitions (where escorting is obviously frowned upon) and other careers/interests that she is pursuing where again this could be detrimental.
She is not a million miles away from the profile photos in terms of looks, I reiterate, she is stunning and her boob job is arguably better than the one that CJ Miles has, Phoebie's are an under the muscle job, which gives a bit more of a natural feel. She has pumped up lips, but they look nice and it's not too much filler. Her body is toned and firm, but also curvy and with a beautiful honey tone.
She has a nice dick, which was hard to start and stayed so throughout most of the meet. Not the biggest, maybe 6 inches and fair girth, uncut. Perfect arse, great to hold onto and probably one of the best I've ever had the pleasure of.

Services: requested service was GFE, so a "passive" service from a TS escort perspective. Phoebie delivered the service very well, was very natural to be around and literally felt like I was in the apartment with a girlfriend. There was no clock watching and no interruptions during the action. After we had sex, we chilled for a while and she gave me a massage, she did answer the phone a couple of times to a few punters wanting to book, which I couldn't argue with as I was already over my time at that point. She even turned down a booking as she didn't want to rush me out.

Recommend?: Definitely.
See again?: Definitely.

Summary: if you're looking for a stunning TS experience, unrushed, with an intelligent girl and you can get over the fact that she uses someone else's (a pornstar compatriot - which is largely representative) then she is probably your best shout.


 

[mcgee121]

You should have put bait and switch in the title.  This is the worst kind because she didn't even use another TS's pics, she chose a woman.  She's using those pics to get punters in and for no other reason.  If she was honest, she would be hiding her face and showing her body.  I like how you try to claim she wasn't a million miles away from CJ Mile's pics in terms of looks  .

[LNDNman]

You should have put bait and switch in the title.  This is the worst kind because she didn't even use another TS's pics, she chose a woman. 

It wasn't bait and switch for me, because I asked her whether the photos on there were her before the visit and she was honest about it. She said that they are pictures which are fairly close to how she looks.

If she was honest, she would be hiding her face and showing her body.

I said exactly that to her; her point on this was that punters like to get an idea of facial looks as well. I don't disagree that facially they are quite similar.

I like how you try to claim she wasn't a million miles away from CJ Mile's pics in terms of looks  .

I'm not white knighting here, I always give an honest review based on my experience. Phoebie is very similar in looks to CJ Miles, whether you choose to believe that or not, I'm telling you that's what I found when I went to meet her. I was certainly not disappointed whe she opened the door.

[Reallytired86]

The thing is, you shouldn't be paying someone who partakes in this shady shit of using someone else's pictures - sorry. Just because you think she looked similar doesn't make it any more okay. The more we justify people doing it, the more people will do this shit.

It's like people who get baited and switched, but carry on with the punt because the girl is hot enough  .

[LNDNman]

It's like people who get baited and switched, but carry on with the punt because the girl is hot enough  .

It's not like that, it's exactly that!

That said, I can see why she does it and it doesn't bother me too much. Let's face it, we've all turned up to see girls that have had their genuine pictures, albeit they've been taken professionally and touched up within an inch of plausibility, then when you meet the girl they look totally different. I actually don't see how that is any different, but people don't make such a big deal of it. It's all misrepresentation, however, what I am saying is that she does bear quite a resemblance to this CJ Miles and that is fine for me.

[Reallytired86]

It's not like that, it's exactly that!

That said, I can see why she does it and it doesn't bother me too much. Let's face it, we've all turned up to see girls that have had their genuine pictures, albeit they've been taken professionally and touched up within an inch of plausibility, then when you meet the girl they look totally different. I actually don't see how that is any different, but people don't make such a big deal of it. It's all misrepresentation, however, what I am saying is that she does bear quite a resemblance to this CJ Miles and that is fine for me.

Did you compare touching up a photo to using someone else's? If you can't see how wrong it is to just take someone else's photo as your own (without permission clearly) I don't know what else to say.

Someone looking better or worse than their photos is one thing, being a different person altogether is another. When I go to a chicken and chip shop I don't expect my chicken burgers to look exactly as the pictures, but I don't want a beef burger being served that looks like a chicken burger. She used a woman's photo for crying out loud and she's a TS.

Her reasons don't even make sense - there is no excuse to use someone else's - many people keep their discretion by hiding face or just showing body, so don't see why you're buying her bs story.

[LNDNman]

Did you compare touching up a photo to using someone else's? If you can't see how wrong it is to just take someone else's photo as your own (without permission clearly) I don't know what else to say.

Someone looking better or worse than their photos is one thing, being a different person altogether is another. When I go to a chicken and chip shop I don't expect my chicken burgers to look exactly as the pictures, but I don't want a beef burger being served that looks like a chicken burger. She used a woman's photo for crying out loud and she's a TS.

Her reasons don't even make sense - there is no excuse to use someone else's - many people keep their discretion by hiding face or just showing body, so don't see why you're buying her bs story.

I'm not "buying" anything fella. I don't know why you're getting so angry, but you need to calm down... really...

My understanding is that the girls both know each other.

Also, your statement about he photo of a woman vs the photo of a ta is pathetic. You wouldn't. E able to tell the difference between Phoebie and a biological girl in the street and I guarantee she is hotter than 95% of the female population.

Like I said before, this is not me white knighting in anyway, but it is my personal opinion (which , by the way - I'm entitled to).

[mcgee121]

If you had stated that it was a bait and switch job but that you thoroughly enjoyed it.  I would not have commented.  The purpose of reviews are to help other members have a good time.  The fact that she is using bait and switch is shady and anyone booking her might not even see the same person you did.  So it's important to highlight that to members.  Instead you waffled on and tried to put smoke and mirrors on the bait and switch.  You also claim that you weren't bait and switched but you were.  The images you saw filled you with hope that Phoebie would be pretty.  If they were ugly pics you would not have attempted to call her.  And, of course, she would have her rehearsed spiel for those savvy punters who would challenge her for using fake pics.

And no, you're not white knighting or being fluffy at all  :

She is easily passable as a genetic woman, but not just that, she would turn your head in public due to her good looks. For me, she is an easy 9+/10.

 

You wouldn't. E able to tell the difference between Phoebie and a biological girl in the street and I guarantee she is hotter than 95% of the female population.

 

Most TSs look awful and if she was as stunning as you claim she would be raking it in at an agency not posting fake pics on cheapie sex ad sites.  I also don't know how you can remember what she looks likes to make some of the bold claims you have after just seeing her for 30mins only.

Remember it's members over hos always bro  .

[HighlyMotivated]

If you had stated that it was a bait and switch job but that you thoroughly enjoyed it.  I would not have commented.  The purpose of reviews are to help other members have a good time.  The fact that she is using bait and switch is shady and anyone booking her might not even see the same person you did.  So it's important to highlight that to members.  Instead you waffled on and tried to put smoke and mirrors on the bait and switch.  You also claim that you weren't bait and switched but you were.  The images you saw filled you with hope that Phoebie would be pretty.  If they were ugly pics you would not have attempted to call her.  And, of course, she would have her rehearsed spiel for those savvy punters who would challenge her for using fake pics.

And no, you're not white knighting or being fluffy at all  :

 

 

Most TSs look awful and if she was as stunning as you claim she would be raking it in at an agency not posting fake pics on cheapie sex ad sites.  I also don't know how you can remember what she looks likes to make some of the bold claims you have after just seeing her for 30mins only.

Remember it's members over hos always bro  .

He does clearly state in the review  that the photos aren't her... what's your complaint exactly? That he didn't mention it in the title?

Also why would she/he be "raking it in at an agency" when she can advertise for free on other sites and keep all the profit for herself?

[WL_1980]

So she done Cim no probs?

[hungrypunt]

Ive not got a problem with it personally, Bait and switch doesnt cut it for me, as he was aware before he got to the door.
Sounds like you had a good time OP, so appreciate the review. Ive been trying to pull up the courage to book a TS myself, one day rodney, one day

[LNDNman]

If you had stated that it was a bait and switch job but that you thoroughly enjoyed it.  I would not have commented.  The purpose of reviews are to help other members have a good time.  The fact that she is using bait and switch is shady and anyone booking her might not even see the same person you did.  So it's important to highlight that to members.  Instead you waffled on and tried to put smoke and mirrors on the bait and switch.  You also claim that you weren't bait and switched but you were.  The images you saw filled you with hope that Phoebie would be pretty.  If they were ugly pics you would not have attempted to call her.  And, of course, she would have her rehearsed spiel for those savvy punters who would challenge her for using fake pics.

It wasn't bait and switch for me because I was fully aware prior to getting to the door that it wasn't going to be CJ Miles from the photos, but I did know that she would resemble her somewhat - at least based on the other review that I linked. So, honestly - my review was to confirm to the rest of our community that if you want to go and enjoy a good time with this particular escort, then you can, in he knowledge that there are at least two positive reviews that confirm the attractiveness of the escort and the quality of service provided. These other so-proposed rules about titling with bait-and-switch and when or not it should be appropriate is ridiculous. Ultimately, the ethos is to firstly review whether it was a positive, neutral or negative experience.

Most TSs look awful and if she was as stunning as you claim she would be raking it in at an agency not posting fake pics on cheapie sex ad sites.  I also don't know how you can remember what she looks likes to make some of the bold claims you have after just seeing her for 30mins only.

A lot of TS are not attractive, let alone stunning. This one was and that is why I gave such a positive review.
I don't understand your comment about the agencies, good independents earn more, fact.
As I stated, I booked half an hour, but I was there for easily over an hour. My strategy is simple, book half an hour and if it's going bad then I'm only down for half an hour, if it's good and the mood goes well I might get some extra time on the house - I'm a businessman and that's good business sense.
Of course, if it's an escort that I've seen before - I may well book a longer time, but in first instances I prefer a shorter duration to manage the risk.

[mcgee121]

It wasn't bait and switch for me because I was fully aware prior to getting to the door that it wasn't going to be CJ Miles from the photos, but I did know that she would resemble her somewhat - at least based on the other review that I linked.

You were fluffily making excuses for her using fake pics.  It may not have technically been a bait and switch because you were aware of her scam beforehand but it is for others because you don't know who is behind that profile at all times.

These other so-proposed rules about titling with bait-and-switch and when or not it should be appropriate is ridiculous.

I wasn't trying to propose any rules...I gave you a suggestion that I thought would be helpful to other members that might be interested in seeing Phoebie.  This isn't AW where the propose of the review is to blow smoke up SP's asses.

A lot of TS are not attractive, let alone stunning. This one was and that is why I gave such a positive review.

That only you and the other reviewer who are probably used to the "tranny look" can verify.  Stating that she looked better than 95% of women sounds like hyperbole to me.

I don't understand your comment about the agencies, good independents earn more, fact.
As I stated, I booked half an hour, but I was there for easily over an hour. My strategy is simple, book half an hour and if it's going bad then I'm only down for half an hour, if it's good and the mood goes well I might get some extra time on the house - I'm a businessman and that's good business sense.
Of course, if it's an escort that I've seen before - I may well book a longer time, but in first instances I prefer a shorter duration to manage the risk.

It's very rare that gorgeous stunners would advertise on lowly backpage type sites.  They would either be commanding the highest rates with agencies and thus earning big money or be working independently from their own website.  A TS that looks better than 95% of women would be in extremely high demand and wouldn't need to run a bait and switch scam on backpage type sites.

Anyway, I'm not looking to get into a back and forth with you.  You can do what you want on your review and quite frankly I don't care what you do  .

[LNDNman]

You were fluffily making excuses for her

No. I never "made" any excuse, I simply reported the excuse that I was given by the escort. Read my review.

[Subslave]

Seems like she has now moved on.  Probably will never know just how Hot she may have may not have been.

[LNDNman]

Seems like she has now moved on.  Probably will never know just how Hot she may have may not have been.

She told me that she was visiting Liverpool for a week and then coming back to London for a week or two. Apparently she spends quite a bit of time here, as she want to eventually stop escorting and do work in the field which she is studying.