External Link/Members OnlyThis happened a couple of weeks ago. I almost gave it a negative, but settled on a neutral at the end. I'll do my best at explaining why. Damage was £130 for 1hr.
Communication:Good comms as it seems to always be the case with HoD judging by the other reviews, all handled by the maid. Gave them a call right before lunch and set up something for later the same day. I was texted the address moments after.
Location:Not far from Victoria, place is in the basement of a house. Room was small but fit for purpose. When I got there the maid opened the door and let me in the room, leaving me waiting for Danielle to show up.
The girl:She's got a great ass. For the rest, the pictures on the hod website are quite truthful but facially I just didn't find her attractive. It's a next-door kind of girl, she's pretty and all but nothing special. 6.5/10 perhaps, but YMMV.
The experience:I made the mistake of booking for 1hr because I reasoned with my dick. It wasn't awful, but on the other hand, I'm not even thinking of coming back. I was left alone in the room for 5 minutes or so until Danielle showed up. I was not invited to have a shower but wasn't important since I had one like 30 minutes before (and not sure how it works at HoD since it was my first time there, do they even have one?). She came in almost totally naked already, and after a kiss on the cheek (I aimed at a real kiss that she avoided) she started removing what little clothes she had left.
We started with OWO, and it was... not great. She didn't suck anything, she just moved her head up and down mechanically on my dick. She then moved to 69 which was a sight for sore eyes because, well, her ass is really great. Unfortunately the bj she was giving was still subpar and after a few minutes I asked to fuck her. During the sex, in all cases she never directly faced me. We started with reverse CG, after a while I asked her to move to a normal CG so I could try DFK (or just FK at this point), but she strategically positioned herself so that she wouldn't look at me. Anyway, came in the rubber for the first pop.
We had a very nice chat in between the two sessions so I thought, you know, perhaps we just didn't click at first but now everything seems smooth the second round will be better! Well, no. The second round was just like the first one. Tried a few positions, CG, reverse CG, missionary, doggy, in all cases she sort of forced the act in such a way that she would never look at me. Couldn't finish the second round and exactly 55 minutes later I left the place. Whilst leaving I spotted (I think) Casey (
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Summary:Now I'm not Brad Pitt but I'm not an ugly duck either. Clean, well dressed, fit and whatever, so I suppose she just didn't fancy me. But, well, it's her job though. In any case, almost gave her a negative because of this and the awful BJ. Despite the fact that she never looked at me though, she was enthusiastic and rode me energetically just the way I like it throughout the session and we did indeed had a nice chat in between rounds, hence the neutral. As usual, YMMV. Would I come back: no.
