Hello UKP members

[Madog]

Just a quick HELLO to this very extensive informative forum, which I found last week.

[Asian Hunter]

Hello and welcome  .

How may we assist you?

[sharpshoes78]

  Hi

[Steelworker]

Welcome. I joined early April and found it funny and helpful. If you're new to punting it'll help reduce risk of bad ones. If you're not, I found it good to post a few historical ones. Helps credibility. I have done it for a long time but learned loads and have had some great ones since. 

[STAR-LORD]

Growl.

[sharpshoes78]

DOWN BOY!

[HughJardon]

Greetings and salutations Madog 

Are you new to punting or are you a seasoned veteran?

[mrdiamond77]

Hello Madog.   

[np500]

  hello, so long as your second post is not a review slagging some s p off  keep that for when your credibility is secured, but until then , welcome .

[Madog]

What a great start just got home, thank you all very much. Yes! It is all reasonably new and I did visit two ladies within the last three months in Cardiff.
 One was very good and the other a as you call a Bait & Swap, in which I plucked up courage and left but felt nervous doing it.
 I hope to be of interest to the forum very soon, using the wide knowledge you all contributed. THANK YOU again.   

[HughJardon]

We'd love to hear about your 2 encounters positive and the negative especially if BnS (Bait n Switch)  was involved

If you could rattle out a few reviews that would be a great start to UKP life

[STAR-LORD]

Growl.

What? He is supposed to woof, so I growled my greeting instead! 

Howdy Madog.

[Madog]

I will do my best as they were both in Feb/Mar while ago, the bad one put me off and it only now finding UKP has got me thinking again. Sorry with the B&S, even got that wrong    

[STAR-LORD]

DOWN BOY!

No I'm not misbehaving just acknowledging my primitive side. 

[Madog]

I will be back in a few days away working and then write something up, it will not be as worthy as most of the reports you seasoned gentle folk put forward. BUT I WILL TRY

[STAR-LORD]

I will do my best as they were both in Feb/Mar while ago, the bad one put me off and it only now finding UKP has got me thinking again. Sorry with the B&S, even got that wrong

Don't worry dude, your new to UKP, lots to learn (i still am). Besides the Knights of the round table here for advice, check puntingwiki for terms your unfamiliar with.

I've had 12 bookings with 7 escorts, and I only started early February. Slow and steady wins the race. I've only thrown down 2 reviews so far. I've found copy and pasting Adultwork field reports works so far as a starter point.   

[scutty brown]

Hey Madog, where's your mate, Dog?

[Mil 34]

Welcome to the site

[billybob69]

Hey Madog, where's your mate, Dog?

I suspect that his ID is more to do with the Welsh prince Madog (Madoc) than poochies.

bb69

[Madog]

 Weekend work never happened.. *;#".*
  Yes some of you are correct. Madog was the name of my welsh terrier when I was a kid, my dad thought it sounded strong.
 From Wikip....Madog ap Llywelyn (died after 1312) was the leader of the Welsh revolt of 1294–95 against English rule. Not much has changed.

      I for some dopey reason typed up my very few punting adventures, I will rewrite them as they are a bit fragmented ..
 The B&S one I cant find the original link as it was on Vivastreet and her name had ELY in it, where my first great lovely young girlfriend lived.  happy thoughts   

[Gatchaman]

Weekend work never happened.. *;#".*

Bonus! Or possibly not if you were going to get paid extra for it.

The B&S one I cant find the original link as it was on Vivastreet and her name had ELY in it, where my first great lovely young girlfriend lived.  happy thoughts   

Could it be External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Phone number on that profile brings up a few other hits including External Link/Members Only
which has some pics that match the AW profile, and a few that look like different girls.

[Madog]

 Many thanks Ninja Superhero...
   I must tonight read up my ramblings on this computer. This lady had a long tattoo on her leg which looked like roses. Im sure I have a photo or two somewhere on here.
 The ELY bit some how must of slipped into my subconscious as it reminded me of my girlfriend's older sister maybe who knows You have very odd feeling when you are 17 looking at an older female who is much too old about 25 .. Shame we do not have the knowledge back then at 17.
                Back to reality & domestics and clearing out a spare bedroom which has turned it to a tip. 

[Asian Hunter]

If you could "rattle" out a few reviews that would be a great start to UKP life

Think you onto something HJ 

[Asian Hunter]

I have this déjà vu feeling here. Aren't you the same person that was previously banned Rattle

Here's your first post in capitals saying "HELLO". And in rattle's first post the same "HELLO" in capitals also. And you have the same writing style too. Think a banning order is called for. Who'd like to do the honour?

Just a quick HELLO to this very extensive informative forum, which I found last week.

Gidday UKP...

  I have been just a daily avid reader of this amassing information web-site since last November.
  So this is my brief introduction and saying "HELLO", as I can contribute to your forum with a few personal encounters of my own recently.

                  I have enjoyed immensely the various types of humour over the past few months, I will do my best the follow in the same tradition.

                 I will be back very soon.....

[SeekingtheTruth]

Definitelty Rattle again, 3rd or 4th profile now.

[OldAdmin]

When I first saw this thread I knew it was most likely previously banned back with new account, they like to create such threads as this but genuine new members rarely ever do.

[Gatchaman]

That would explain why I couldn't understand a word of his last post then   Completely missed HJ's comment 

[np500]

Two bannings in one day, no flys on admin, or Hugh it would seem,  I wasn't exactly convinced , but alway willing to let them hang themselves !

[mrdiamond77]

I did not twig that it was Rattle until Hugh made his post. 

[np500]

I did not twig that it was Rattle until Hugh made his post.

Although I was like something a bit familiar as in very forward etc I would never have guessed as I don't take that much notice of other posters styles,  mind you I'd spot Hugh's style a mile away and probably thatguys reviews, very hard to change your style for any amount of time and you will generally get spotted.

[EnglishRebecca121]

may i ask why this guy keeps being banned? i mean i know hes had multiple accounts but what was the orginal banning for?

I ask as ive figured out he is one of my cardiff clients and is actually a really sweet chap and is harmless??

 

[playpal69]

may i ask why this guy keeps being banned? i mean i know hes had multiple accounts but what was the orginal banning for?

I ask as ive figured out he is one of my cardiff clients and is actually a really sweet chap and is harmless??

 

Good question Rebecca, banned for being banned, but who did he upset in  the first place, whose cage did he rattle!!

[SeekingtheTruth]

I believe the original banning was for constantly touting.

[crfc]

may i ask why this guy keeps being banned? I mean i know he's had multiple accounts but what was the original banning for?

I ask as I've figured out he is one of my Cardiff clients and is actually a really sweet chap and is harmless??

 

He was thought to be touting for at least one of the girls if memory serves!!!
If you get banned you have to ask nicely to be let back on rather than create another account, harsh but fair as it helps to keep the numerous  internet botherers at bay

[SeekingtheTruth]

And if you read through some of rattles posts, a little bit stalkerish.

[STAR-LORD]

He was thought to be touting for at least one of the girls if memory serves!!!
If you get banned you have to ask nicely to be let back on rather than create another account, harsh but fair as it helps to keep the numerous  internet botherers at bay

Yes I agree requesting permission politely would definitely been a sensible idea. May I ask what is touting exactly please? Thanks.

[Gatchaman]

From the site rules:

"- Touting
No touting or advertising. You must disclose any link you have that may be seen as bias, even if you're just a past customer. Sharing info must be for the benefit of other punters and not to promote the business of others. Reviews that read like a marketing-written advert rather than genuine recommendation will be removed"

Basically posts that look like advertising.

[STAR-LORD]

Okay, thanks Gatcha. Sorry I'm still an amateur on UKP, even though I've been punting since February 2017. Thank you for the insight. 

[HughJardon]

Clinched when he wrote bait and swap,  but not just that. Pointless going into the theories behind spotting trolls/pimps. As they then learn from their mistakes and return as another guise.

He will be back I wager my next punt money on that. Like a persistent 15 year old that tries every week to get into the coolest nightclub around,  only to be turfed out on his Ass for being a bit of a twat

Nice try shake rattle n roll 

[HughJardon]

Okay, thanks Gatcha. Sorry I'm still an amateur on UKP, even though I've been punting since February 2017. Thank you for the insight. 

With the backing of UKP and the cymru massive we will see you do well padawan 

[BoobyNewbie]

Well spotted AH. I'd never have seen that. Some Columbo quality detectives in this forum 

[STAR-LORD]

With the backing of UKP and the cymru massive we will see you do well padawan 

Padawan - and you claimed you weren't a 'yoda'! 

[HughJardon]

Padawan - and you claimed you weren't a 'yoda'! 

Puntings easy just don't complicate things, you go you pay you fuck... Pretty simple really

Now who's up next on the Wolfs hit list?

[STAR-LORD]

Puntings easy just don't complicate things, you go you pay you fuck... Pretty simple really

Now who's up next on the Wolfs hit list?

69 on my hotlist (such a good number  )

That's a good question HJ  )

[STAR-LORD]

May I also have an explanation of 'trolling' please?

[crfc]

May I also have an explanation of 'trolling' please?

External Link/Members Only

[Asian Hunter]

Well spotted AH. I'd never have seen that. Some Columbo quality detectives in this forum 

[Asian Hunter]

Puntings easy just don't complicate things, you go you pay you fuck... Pretty simple really

[Asian Hunter]

May I also have an explanation of 'trolling' please?

You have so much to learn young wolf 

[STAR-LORD]

External Link/Members Only

Thank you kindly