External Link/Members OnlyLocation - Basement Flat on Warwick Way a short walk from Victoria. Well reported on here, including previous reviews I've submitted.
Comms: Arranged the meeting by text. Quick response. All sorted from booking to arrival within the hour.
The Meet: Oh dear! I've had a good run at HOD and appreciated the ease of booking and variety of girls at a time when there seems to be a shortage of quality independents in the price range at locations I can easily get to on the way home from work, but on this occasion it all went wrong for me. Both the establishment and Joanna failed to shine and I report this partly to give balance to other reviews where I've been complimentary.
I arrived one minute before my appointment was due to start and I was shown into the 'cupboard' behind the door as there was clearly other clients on site. With a bare lightbulb at low level and two washing machines on cycle in such a small space it was bloody hot and uncomfortable and I considered walking, recognising after a few minutes that I no longer felt 'fresh' and relaxed for my booking. I should have followed my gut feeling as it undoubtedly effected me and in turn possibly effected Joanna. It also allowed me to watch the CCTV, with another client leaving, giving me food for thought for the future, should I return, which I'm now wondering about.
After a five minute wait I was shown through to the back room, passing Joanna on the way. From behind she looked petite and I was pleased with my choice. I'd decided to try someone new, rather than see Tina or Vicky, not least as with Tina's retirement now announced perhaps I could find a new sure fire bet for future reference. The fact that Joanna was English also intrigued me.
After a longish wait in the room Joanna appeared and I was a little disappointed. Her web pics suggest classy, which wasn't the word that came to mind, not least as her tattoos aren't the best. She's not the worst looking girl, but not the best either. However, she was friendly at first and after checking how long I was staying she instigated passionate kissing and began to undress me. Things seemed to be going well. However as I undressed her I was asked not to touch her left breast as it was sore and after a bit of groping she immediately moved to the bed. OWO began and it was good but didn't last long before Joanna suggested adding the condom. I requested more owo with Joanna did, but with less enthusiasm than before. Groping and kissing became less and whilst I wasn't as hard as I could have been Joanna wasn't helping turn me on, other than wanking me with her hand. When I touched her pussy I was told I had 'sharp nails' which was news to me and hadn't bothered Sweet Teen Julia a few days before.
The session finished soon after in missionary and I left well before my 30 mins were up and particularly so given the delays in getting started. In this time Joanna made no effort to offer massage or anything else to fill the time. As I left I had that 'Why do I do this?' feeling. I didn't feel relaxed and invigorated, I felt frustrated, disappointed and ripped off.
