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Author Topic: Good places to keep punting money safe  (Read 4583 times)

Offline ManBat

Not seen a thread on this before - one more for the married punters. Where do you keep your punting money away from prying eyes but easy to get at when needed?

There aren't many reasons for having £100 in your wallet when everything is electronic these days - the only people who want cash up front are dodgy builders avoiding the taxman and working girls. And I don't think many if them will be accepting PayPal any time soon.

You can't quickly set up a building society or bank account these days - thanks to laws on money laundering aimed at drugs barons and terrorists you need half a dozen pieces of ID plus loads of paperwork and statements sent to your home address just to check you really live there.

I've checked out those debit cards that you can top up with cash but even they want home addresses - and when even the lottery syndicate cash gets nicked by someone light fingered a drawer at work is not the best place to stash £20 notes.

Any good solutions you gents have come up with?

simple - stashed in an old wallet in the garage in my tool drawer. she's highly unlikely to ever go looking for a hammer, but if she does stumble across it then "I'm saving up for a special birthday/Xmas/ anniversary present" - you're clear of suspicion and have probably just earned enough brownie points for a blowjob at bedtime.
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Offline Inna

You could always leave the money with me and I would look after it for you.

You could always leave the money with me and I would look after it for you.

I am an African Prince,

Due to the political climate in my country, I need a way to transfer money out of the country.

Please provide me with your bank details so I can deposit £5000000000000000 into your account.

Offline Inna

I am an African Prince,

Due to the political climate in my country, I need a way to transfer money out of the country.

Please provide me with your bank details so I can deposit £5000000000000000 into your account.

Sounds wonderful, your brother sent me an email yesterday and the day before and ....

Sounds wonderful, your brother sent me an email yesterday and the day before and ....

The UmBongo family like to help

Offline Inna

The UmBongo family like to help

So what happened to your father the King ? He used to visit me when he was in London

So what happened to your father the King ? He used to visit me when he was in London

King Donga was ousted in a bitter coup when it was found he spent the whole countries mango revenue on Eastern European prossies.

Offline Inna

King Donga was ousted in a bitter coup when it was found he spent the whole countries mango revenue on Eastern European prossies.

So what should I do with all the mangos now ?

his and hers bank accounts and credit cards.

Offline Barry Shipton

You could always leave the money with me and I would look after it for you.
Inna that's so kind and thoughtful of you - but another nice young lady has already offered to look after it if I pop round to drop it off at her place every month. She even makes me a lovely cup of tea and we have a little chat.

It's amazing how helpful people are since I've started visiting this forum - restored my faith in human nature just when I thought everyone was just out for themselves.

Offline Inna

Inna that's so kind and thoughtful of you - but another nice young lady has already offered to look after it if I pop round to drop it off at her place every month. She even makes me a lovely cup of tea and we have a little chat.

It's amazing how helpful people are since I've started visiting this forum - restored my faith in human nature just when I thought everyone was just out for themselves.

Would you like a Mango ?


Offline Ali Katt

Behind the kettle  :D
I thought he also used the girl's Aris to stash the cash.

You can buy stashcans that look like naked bean or beer cans. If your crafty you could probably store it in a deodarant can in the nozzle bit.

Offline Kalium

You do still get the odd letter from them if its a real bank account but just 'secret' and set for online only/paperless - you gotta watch for that and if you have to open it say 'fucking junk mail' then shred it at work/burn in the garden. 

Don't put them in the recycling bin in case she has lost a reciept for something and is searching everywhere! I've seen mine do that.

Some of them do that as a routine. I've seen that too.


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