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Author Topic: Sandra Crystal - Hangar Lane  (Read 4560 times)


5 review(s) for Beauty Sylvia x (3 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Hi guys, I am aware this is my very first post, but I just want to write about my experience yesterday. I guess I need to get it off my chest more than anything.

I called Sandra at around 11:30am to book a quick session for 1pm. I had read in her reviews on AW that she has great BJ skills and seeing as I don't get so much of that at home, I wanted to test it out.

I arrived a few mins before the time and called her. She told me she wasn't ready and asked if I could wait 15 mins. I obliged and found somewhere to sit nearby (not so easy in this area) and waited for her call. After 20 mins or so she called and told me the door number. When she answered the door, it was immediately evident that she was a lot older than 40 as her profile states. I'd put her in her early 50's. I believe the pics on her profile to actually be her (can tell from breast shape), but from at least 10 years ago and probably photoshopped as well. At this point I should have turned and walked but whatever, I just wanted a quick blowy. Figured an experienced lady would be even better.

As soon as we were in the room, she seemed very uncomfortable. I told her that I wanted a blowjob with deep throat and she looked at me strangely and said "you... in my throat.... 15 minutes... no hunny." hinting that she expected me to fuck her as well. I only booked a quicky, is it really that unusual to just want a BJ? She shrugged he shoulders and told me to get undressed.

I paid the money, got undressed, and she started the BJ and seemed to be ok but not great. I was feeling a little uncomfortable and after about 20 secs she commented "It not work, no?". I told her to carry on as I knew it wouldn't be an issue if she just got on with it. Just as I was getting into it she stopped again. With a raised eyebrow she asked "How old are you sweety? 20? ... I don't want you" I know I am still young, but at 26 and a successful business owner I don't expect this level of patronisation from a WG, and if she was really only 40 as her profile suggested the match up wouldn't have been so extreme. I asked her "You haven't had young guys here before?" and she said "Yes, many times 20 year olds come here" (Huh!? am I missing something here?)

After some more disappointing BJ, I asked if I could fuck her tits, she seemed happy to let me but after about 20 secs she stopped me and pushed me off. She hinted towards a condom on the bed. "OK" I said, "Let's try the sex". I fucked for about a min until I came.

She kept looking at me in a weird way and then was not too shy to say "you, very strange man". I was shocked and tried to find her reasoning but all she would say was "You, very strange." Her English wasn't terrible, so should could have said more but just kept repeating this when I asked her why. I mean, maybe it is true, maybe I am strange, but surely an experienced WG like this one would be able to deal with the situation a little more professionally?

Anyway, I quickly got dressed and left with my ego a little bit bruised. This is unusual for me as I am a very hard headed guy with "fuck the world" kinda attitude. I wish I had just given the money to a homeless guy. It would have made me feel MUCH better about myself.

I know, you DO get what you pay for, but in this case, I feel I got much much less (Yes, even at this cheap price. I mean who would pay to feel bad for the rest of the day?). If I was after full sex, I would have paid more money and definitely got more time. Sandra has many good reviews but I honestly cannot understand why. At the very least, someone should have mentioned that she was much older than her profile suggests.

All in all, I give this experience 1 out of 10. She gets 1 because at least she did this whole session with a smile and a chirpy Eastern European voice. Otherwise, it would have been 0.

As I said to start, I am aware that I only have 1 post so I'm sure you will take this with a pinch of salt. I'd be happy to hear if anyone else has had experience with this lady and if it was good or bad. Maybe I really am just THAT strange? Who knows.

This is her profile - https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1922616

Thanks for reading!

Bleeding Ego.







5 review(s) found for Beauty Sylvia x linked to in above post (3 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline killa78

That is terrible mate.
Some people rave about Sandra but I dont get it. I saw her with her housemate, christine last year. They are a duo for 100 and I thought why not. Sandra was off throughout, basically being rude, telling me where to lie down, saying sex now when I was happy for bj to continue etc, complaining about the sex being too hard etc. Christine was fine and horny throughout. When round 2 got started,  I thought to take control. I made sandra give me a sloppy bj whilst I  had a nice time with Christine. After ten minutes I asked sandra to leave the room and had some funwith Christine. Look on sandras face was priceless. Finally sandra is a big lass as well.

Yeah, she isn't small. I'm 6 ft and about 14 stone and it felt like she towered over me, especially in her heals which actually made her 2-3 inches taller than me.  :unknown:

I very much doubt she is Hungarian either as she sounded more Polish and the area is very much dominated but Polish people. Even the local newsagent says "Polski Sklep" on the front, even though the owner is Asian. I may be wrong though, she did have very tanned skin, although I suspect a sunbed to be the cause.

Online Jimmyredcab

Good report but only to be expected.

£60 an hour    :thumbsdown:

40 years old in pro$$ie speak is certain to be 50

Face obscured in photos.     :thumbsdown:

True. If it wasn't for the great feedback she had both on AW and on other threads I read through, I wouldn't have gone near it.

Offline tom269u001

The OP has made 3 posts about the same WG! I smell a rat!  :bomb:

Sandra has fantastic feedback on this forum.

In her 50s! What a load of complete crap!

I've seen her and will return.

Take this report with a massive pinch of salt!

Positives:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=12530

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=13649.msg220067#msg220067

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10738

Excellent VFM - which JRC will never understand - change the record!

Online Jimmyredcab



Excellent VFM - which JRC will never understand - change the record!

I have absolutely no desire to punt with ageing £60 an hour skanks, each to their own.    :hi:

Offline tom269u001

I have absolutely no desire to punt with ageing £60 an hour skanks, each to their own.    :hi:
You have every right to criticise if you've seen her - otherwise you have no idea if she is an ageing skank or not!

You haven't seen her Jimmy.

And once again Jimmy, you're wrong!

Feedback on here doesn't lie - you just seem to have a problem with VFM EE girls.

Oh, and again, please change the f'ing record!  :dash:

Offline smiths

The OP has made 3 posts about the same WG! I smell a rat!  :bomb:

Sandra has fantastic feedback on this forum.

In her 50s! What a load of complete crap!

I've seen her and will return.

Take this report with a massive pinch of salt!

Positives:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=12530

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=13649.msg220067#msg220067

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10738

Excellent VFM - which JRC will never understand - change the record!

I dont agree she has excellent feedback on here Tom, its mixed going on the links you provided, and of course from this thread if its genuine, and i have no idea whether it is or not for definite. I do trust your word though.

I certainly agree as ever that price charged has NO correlation with how good a WG might be though, and that includes a WG of any nationality. ;)

I'm literally on the verge of booking with her. Spoken to her twice this week but had to cancel as we both weren't free. I found her voice quite deep, if that matters to anyone  :D

Her reviews here are a brilliant which is what attracted me to her and I think I'll still go through with it, though maybe half an hour or just a 15min quickie and extend the time if its any good.

Wish me luck.

Online Jimmyredcab



Feedback on here doesn't lie .

The problem is that some guys will fuck anything with a pulse ---------------- as long as it is cheap.    :dash: :dash:

Offline blue

The problem is that some guys will fuck anything with a pulse ---------------- as long as it is cheap.    :dash: :dash:


Jimmy, why do you have such contempt for value for money girls? It's not like the higher end girls are always great!  :unknown:

Offline thebigrunt

The problem is that some guys will fuck anything with a pulse ---------------- as long as it is cheap.    :dash: :dash:

Well.
This is true but yes it is true many of the so called "higher end girls" can be skanks too.
 
And not to be argumentative in any way, but I HAVE seen her and I agree 100% with Jim and Bleeding Ego totally. Not only was I told a lie by her that Christine unavailable so she could steal my custom from her (something I blame both of them for instigating - bait and switch: the typical scam used by EE WGs) the sex was so shite I left early (without being rude or disrespectful at all; I was rather polite actually ;) - booked 30 mins, not an hour).  The punt was average to below-par to be generous. She could look at toning down a few pounds because she's also too tall, not ideal in my preference - far too much work unnecessary in the bed.

Sorry to slate her but my experience does correlate with Bleeding Ego's and I saw her back in April. Seems nothing's changed  :dash: 
« Last Edit: June 20, 2013, 09:06:17 PM by thebigrunt »

Offline thebigrunt

There have also been 2 or 3 times where I have booked with her over the phone, travelled up to Hanger Lane (like anyone really wants to do that! - Bleeding Ego knows what I'm talking about!  :D) she stood me up like a mug. Not once but 2 or 3 times. I DO NOT get why people rave about this lady. There is much better out there and competitively priced if you are pro-EE.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2013, 09:03:08 PM by thebigrunt »

Offline smiths

There have also been 2 or 3 times where I have booked with her over the phone, travelled up to Hanger Lane (like anyone really wants to do that! - Bleeding Ego knows what I'm talking about!  :D) she stood me up like a mug. Not once but 2 or 3 times. I DO NOT get why people rave about this lady. There is much better out there and competitively priced if you are pro-EE.

Blimey, if i am fucked about once thats it for me nowadays, i dont give second chances.

Offline thebigrunt

Blimey, if i am fucked about once thats it for me nowadays, i dont give second chances.

Well, what can I say :). As the intelligent and experienced punter you're renowned for being I'd be very wise to follow your advice next time it ever happens!  ;)

Offline thunder

I wanted to try her housemate Christine and arranged a meeting.Went all the way to Hanger Lane and then called her and she didn't pick up.Few minutes later she messaged me asking me to come a bit later.In the meantime I was trying to find her place but somehow it wasn't in the googlemaps.or I was too stupid to find it.We spoke and she tried to guide me but I didn't like the way she sounded,pissed off by the fact that I couldn't find the flat..And I said fuck it I'm not going and just left.Probably worst punt ever :) going all the way and not being able to find a goddamn flat with my gadget in my hand :) I don't regret though.

Offline thebigrunt

I wanted to try her housemate Christine and arranged a meeting.Went all the way to Hanger Lane and then called her and she didn't pick up.Few minutes later she messaged me asking me to come a bit later.In the meantime I was trying to find her place but somehow it wasn't in the googlemaps.or I was too stupid to find it.We spoke and she tried to guide me but I didn't like the way she sounded,pissed off by the fact that I couldn't find the flat..And I said fuck it I'm not going and just left.Probably worst punt ever :) going all the way and not being able to find a goddamn flat with my gadget in my hand :) I don't regret though.

Well, first of all, you're not stupid for not being able to find the flaming place, but actually quite bright to have been able to turn away there and then  :D Same thing happened to me a few times. The woman lives in the middle of nowhere. Beechwood Gardens is actually a dual carriageway on which she lives. Its barely safe to walk to her place  :sarcastic:!! I mean, I'm not here to slate her one bit for you guys that love her to death, and so you know I didn't get any major attitude when I did actually meet her - if you're a nice person, it will be reciprocated, GENERALLY. Very ironically, she's actually quite a religious woman with a big Catholic Shrine in her room opposite the bed where she commits her "sins" so to speak (NO JOKE. THE GUYS WHO HAVE BEEN THERE CAN VERIFY THAT SHE HAS A DEDICATED SERIES PICTURES OF JESUS, MARY AND ROSEMARIES ON THE WALL AND THE TABLE!!). So she's not a bad person at all. But the punt was pretty disappointing and as punters we have a duty to one another to not misrepresent our experiences with WGs good or bad. This only does other punters a disservice, especially the newcomers, who will need spoon-feeding as this game is full of con artist WGs - the 'cum once' policies etc and all the rest of it.

Offline thebigrunt

I mean, I'm not here to slate her one bit for you guys that love her to death,

I meant to say "love her to bits", not d****. My apologies.

Offline thunder

Well, first of all, you're not stupid for not being able to find the flaming place, but actually quite bright to have been able to turn away there and then  :D Same thing happened to me a few times. The woman lives in the middle of nowhere. Beechwood Gardens is actually a dual carriageway on which she lives. Its barely safe to walk to her place  :sarcastic:!! I mean, I'm not here to slate her one bit for you guys that love her to death, and so you know I didn't get any major attitude when I did actually meet her - if you're a nice person, it will be reciprocated, GENERALLY. Very ironically, she's actually quite a religious woman with a big Catholic Shrine in her room opposite the bed where she commits her "sins" so to speak (NO JOKE. THE GUYS WHO HAVE BEEN THERE CAN VERIFY THAT SHE HAS A DEDICATED SERIES PICTURES OF JESUS, MARY AND ROSEMARIES ON THE WALL AND THE TABLE!!). So she's not a bad person at all. But the punt was pretty disappointing and as punters we have a duty to one another to not misrepresent our experiences with WGs good or bad. This only does other punters a disservice, especially the newcomers, who will need spoon-feeding as this game is full of con artist WGs - the 'cum once' policies etc and all the rest of it.

Thanks :)
The area was ok I didn't feel unsafe even though it was quite late at night.
She is probably a nice person, she was trying to help anyway but I didn't like the way she sounded telling me that everyone finds her place so easily and that I can't find it, bla bla bla.

This may asist others in finding the house. Just turn left at the BOTTOM of St. Annes Gardens, London NW10.

Online Jimmyredcab

Well.
This is true but yes it is true many of the so called "higher end girls" can be skanks too.
 
And not to be argumentative in any way, but I HAVE seen her and I agree 100% with Jim and Bleeding Ego totally.

Thanks for swimming against the Tsunami of support for this lady.

One thing I know for sure, if a pro$$ie claims to be 40 then she is sure to be older, they ALL lie about their age, that is quite normal.

It really baffles me to see such mixed reviews. I really think she just took a dislike to me for some reason. It's unusual because I'm generally liked by most people, but to each their own. If you like big, dominant, older ladies and are looking for GFE then maybe she will be better. She didn't like the fact I only wanted a BJ and that seemed to really put her off. Like I said in my review, I can't imagine it's that unusual for a punter to just want a BJ in a quicky session.

Also, I didn't see a Jesus shrine in the room, but she seemed to randomly pick the room on the left just inside the door when I asked her where I should go. It was the usual dingy dark coloured decor, but nicer than many other places I've seen.

I have had an email asking about the premises so I will just say that it is a very open house on a dual carriageway and from the outside it looks very run down. I don't imagine anyone is paying attention to who's coming and going since the road is so busy, but it would be better if it was on a back street somewhere.

I have driven through the gyratory system many times but this was the first time I walked, and I was very lost in the tunnels even with my smart phone and asking people (including the tube station staff) where the place was (Ask for N. Circ heading away from Ealing). Even if I went back now, it would still take me a moment to get my bearings.

I am happy to answer any other Qs but I won't give out the door number as I respect the privacy and safety of everyone in this game.

Offline Riprock

She’s becoming quite a divisive SP round here.  Despite being on my list for a good while I’ve yet to make the trip over to Hangar Lane.  But the controversy is actually making me even more curious about this WG.

I agree with Tom above.  Unless you’ve seen her, your opinion shouldn’t really count. 
Looking all reports I deduce the following

Pros
VFM
Doesn’t clock watch
FFM

Cons
Service level can vary
Mature lady. Potentially 50! (would be a huge deal breaker for me)
Apparently too tall and ‘bigger’ than expected

Would be good if someone could verify this.

Offline thebigrunt

She’s becoming quite a divisive SP round here.  Despite being on my list for a good while I’ve yet to make the trip over to Hangar Lane.  But the controversy is actually making me even more curious about this WG.

I agree with Tom above.  Unless you’ve seen her, your opinion shouldn’t really count. 
Looking all reports I deduce the following

Pros
VFM
Doesn’t clock watch
FFM

Cons
Service level can vary
Mature lady. Potentially 50! (would be a huge deal breaker for me)
Apparently too tall and ‘bigger’ than expected

Would be good if someone could verify this.

Yep, this is all true on both counts. A plus point is that she swallows. 




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