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City of London location (incall)
Well one word can sum up this punt.....
disaster.
As with previous threads, I wanted to have a few punts down the massage and extras route, and I had been keeping an eye on 'Pamela's Profile for a while as she has the spill about all different massages she claims to be qualified in.
Saw she was doing a last minute tour in the City and thought I had finally got my chance to see her.....
Communication is extremely hard. She advises to call due to issues with text. It took me around 3 attempts to get hold of her. After I was told to call back in one hour after she has checked in, I thought I would alternate arrangements and phoned a FBSM shop near Kings Cross. Boy I wish I had gone there instead...
Well, after trying for 2hours to finally get a booking arranged, she was free at 2.30pm (her first client) for 1hr.
Proceeded to a small, dingy hotel near Liverpool St. No key cards though so good start. However the room was so minute, you had to walk sideways to walk round the bed. Good bathroom facilities though, I'd give it that. She had the lights off, with only a small bulb light working. Presume she did that to a) hide the shit room, b) to make it more romantic, or c) to hide her body.
Anyway, once through the door I was presented with a late 30's - so maybe the AW age was about right - and she actually didn't seem to be as big (ie build) as I imagined. Not wearing any underwear so so far, so good.
However, what followed was a half-hearted attempt at a B2B massage, no swipes or reaches underneath. After around 15mins I was asked to turn over . OK , I thought, bit quick but let the real fun begin. Bit of a chest and leg rub and then she proceeded to try to give me OWO. My god, a grandmother could have sucked harder
I asked about sucking my balls, to which I got the reply "no, they are not shaved".....urrr hello , I'm married! Fuck that. Even with RO I was told how to lick her! and she seemed to get easily fed up with that.
If she is a massage specialist, then I hate to think what a fucking amateur is like.....
In the end, my body thought "fuck this" and I spunked with her wanking me - in fact she did too much of that for my liking.
Total time, less than 30mins.
Had a quick shower, and got dressed in silence with her on the phone naturally sorting out all her bookings "as my phone never stops ringing". Well, love, you had one missed call from what I could see, that was it!
In her presence less than 40mins. Total, utter shite rip-off.
Walked back to work kicking myself I didn't go for the bloody massage shop.
Oh well...did you boys a favour I suppose in ticking a non-reviewed one off....but take my advice =
AVOID!
Topic: Secret Massage - london tour - TOFTT but wish I hadn't! (Read 4217 times)
