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External Link/Members OnlyI know I know I should have stayed at home but I was horny after a difficult weekend.
A local search on AW brought up this very local profile.
I knew it would be an experience very different from the nonsense on the profile but boy how different!
The profile pic looked quite cute - and she does say
'I put picture from my own phone'
Yeah right - probably her in the pics - 30 years ago!
Anyway a few texts and we were on. The postcode was indeed close. If this works out I could nip in for a quicky on my way home in future - nearest tube is Bounds Green only a few minutes away.
So I'm there. Hanging round on a street corner because I'm early (I said it was close) and send a text for the exact address. Nothing. I ring.
Where are you? I explain and she says she will come and get me.
Minutes later a small Chinese female emerges from a nearby alley behind a parade of shops. She beckons me and is then off down the alley faster than a rat up a drainpipe so I don't get a good look at her.
It's quite obvious when we get inside her grotty room she's older than the AW pics. Not attractive but substantial boobs busting to escape her bra.
I had considered an hour booking but quickly change to 30 mins and hand over the cash. If there had been a 15 minute option I probably would have taken it but actually I was rather fancying something grim and a bit dirty.
On the bed and she wants to give me a massage - well she does say she offers an unforgettable massage and girlfriend experience.
Definitely no kissing and the massage was rubbish.
A few minutes of this and I think I'll have a go at the tits and a taste of her hairy cunt. She's not particularly bothered or engaged with anything I do so when she suggests putting on the condom that's fine by me. I just about stay hard enough for a few minutes in mish, stick her legs over my shoulders to go deeper and then cum.
I pull out and she takes the cheap condom off, wipes my dick with some toilet roll and that's about it.
Definitely not one to recommend but a useful reminder of how useful a resource UKP is!
