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At some point during the proceedings I usually ask the lady "Are you a vegetarian?".
If the answer is "no" I suggest with a gesture or a word that it is time for "my special lollipop" or 'How about some meat then?" which raises a small smile or large laugh and they get on with it.

If the answer is "yes", which is rare, I ask if they might make an exception for me and carry on as with mention of meat as above.

Anyone got a better way? Or a more subtle way, apart from dragging her face to mister happy?

HP


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At some point during the proceedings I usually ask the lady "Are you a vegetarian?".
If the answer is "no" I suggest with a gesture or a word that it is time for "my special lollipop" or 'How about some meat then?" which raises a small smile or large laugh and they get on with it.

If the answer is "yes", which is rare, I ask if they might make an exception for me and carry on as with mention of meat as above.

Anyone got a better way? Or a more subtle way, apart from dragging her face to mister happy?

HP

I politely say can you suck my cock now please, usually works. No need to be subtle, WGs know punters are generally their for sex, if polite thats what will be on offer.

Offline Kalium

At some point during the proceedings I usually ask the lady "Are you a vegetarian?".
If the answer is "no" I suggest with a gesture or a word that it is time for "my special lollipop" or 'How about some meat then?" which raises a small smile or large laugh and they get on with it.

If the answer is "yes", which is rare, I ask if they might make an exception for me and carry on as with mention of meat as above.

Anyone got a better way? Or a more subtle way, apart from dragging her face to mister happy?

HP

Go and see girls who offer it in the first place. If they don't specialise they are usually not much good at it anyway.

Offline Ali Katt

Usually they do it automatically or ask if I want oral. If it's in a parlour they sometimes ask which services I want at the start.

Offline cunnyhunt

Usually they do it automatically or ask if I want oral. If it's in a parlour they sometimes ask which services I want at the start.

This is what I experience.

Some can be "shy" so I move to 69 position.

Hehehe as above just ask....

Or a guy usually stands over me as I'm sat on the edge of the bed...hint enough and don't need to be asked twice  ;)

Offline baltar

At some point during the proceedings I usually ask the lady "Are you a vegetarian?".
If the answer is "no" I suggest with a gesture or a word that it is time for "my special lollipop" or 'How about some meat then?" which raises a small smile or large laugh and they get on with it.

If the answer is "yes", which is rare, I ask if they might make an exception for me and carry on as with mention of meat as above.

Anyone got a better way?

hahaha whhyyyy would you say all that. I'd think you are weird if I heard that

My God I would have thought that oral would be expected from every WG...why visit otherwise, at least half of us on here use WG's because be get little or no oral anymore. Surely a WG that isn't comfortable with sucking cock is in the wrong profession.  :dash:

Offline Goofy85

Weird. They've always done it automatically as the first thing they do. In my case at least.

Offline philboi

If she doesn't do it automatically and hinting doesn't work, there's always the old adage....

"Hey babe, get your gums round my plumbs"

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Lz-129

Never needed to ask for oral. If 69 is wanted I just ask for it

Asking was strange at 1st but now its much easier

I find being courteous and polite usually works "I say my good women,would you mind awfully if I pop my little penis into your rather wonderful mouth" :hi:
Jus' kiddin'.

Lol.. excuse me Madamn, would you like a tipple?!  :drinks:

ha, that is a funny way to break the ice HP.

Personally, i just ask 'can you suck me please?' 

My God I would have thought that oral would be expected from every WG...why visit otherwise, at least half of us on here use WG's because be get little or no oral anymore. Surely a WG that isn't comfortable with sucking cock is in the wrong profession.  :dash:

of course I expect it, it is just a hint that the time has come and I do like to have a laugh.

Offline ParisB

At some point during the proceedings I usually ask the lady "Are you a vegetarian?".
If the answer is "no" I suggest with a gesture or a word that it is time for "my special lollipop" or 'How about some meat then?" which raises a small smile or large laugh and they get on with it.

If the answer is "yes", which is rare, I ask if they might make an exception for me and carry on as with mention of meat as above.

Anyone got a better way? Or a more subtle way, apart from dragging her face to mister happy?

HP


Why the fuck should you have to ask -  I don't think i have ever waited to be asked if its ok to give a blow job

Ah, but some of we gentlemen of a certain age and sense of humour have our old-fashioned sense of humour, Paris! ;)

While not going quite to hp's roundabout ways of asking when moving from one part of a service to another, I know where he's coming from.

Do you like chicken?  Well, suck this, it's fowl...

Offline Ali Katt

"You've been talking about your bastard kids for the past half hour, now get you cakehole around my little bastard and swallow my children"

Offline Acer

I just turn around and grab hold of the back of their head and push it in between my cheeks!!

My God I would have thought that oral would be expected from every WG...why visit otherwise, at least half of us on here use WG's because be get little or no oral anymore. Surely a WG that isn't comfortable with sucking cock is in the wrong profession.  :dash:

Too true. The straw that broke the camels back for me was when I went to see an agency girl who didn't offer any form of oral, with or without. I mean, for me it's surely the staple service?

Too true. The straw that broke the camels back for me was when I went to see an agency girl who didn't offer any form of oral, with or without. I mean, for me it's surely the staple service?

I would not like anyone to staple my mister happy.

Offline Dani

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Why the fuck should you have to ask -  I don't think i have ever waited to be asked if its ok to give a blow job

Snap.  For me its a normal part of foreplay and middle play and after play if there is time.  I do not think I have ever had to be asked to give a BJ although I have been asked to stop a few times :lol:

It is not that a lady has to be asked, it is partly when, sometimes I know she will do it, but I feel like it at that moment, and partly that I like the joke even if it is feeble.

Offline Kalium

Snap.  For me its a normal part of foreplay and middle play and after play if there is time.  I do not think I have ever had to be asked to give a BJ although I have been asked to stop a few times :lol:

I'd say you're unusual.

Most girls I've met don't do it, or if they do they are so inept they they might as well not bother.

If you want a bj you have to choose someone who specifically does it. And even then they sometimes lie.

Offline Ali Katt

I'd say you're unusual.

Most girls I've met don't do it, or if they do they are so inept they they might as well not bother.

If you want a bj you have to choose someone who specifically does it. And even then they sometimes lie.
When you say girls do you mean escorts or girlfriends? The vast majority of escorts give oral without being prompted, it is an essential service, if they say they don't do it you are being ripped off, sometimes it can be done inadequately though.


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