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Author Topic: Never tried anal, am I missing out?  (Read 14693 times)

Offline billyjo

As the title suggests, I've never had anal sex.  I've been tempted on a few occasions, usually after watching porn involving anal.  I did see a wg not too long ago who offered anal (even though i usually avoid them) and there was a pretty bad smell in the room of what I can only describe as ass.

For you guys that are into anal, is there usually an ass smell when you are pumping away?

Am I missing out?

Offline philboi

Never could work this one out!!!!

A girl has a perfectly good pussy, why would anyone want to use her bum?

I would say..... NO, you're not missing out!

Offline Goofy85

No. First time I tried it, it did nothing for me.

The second time I tried it with an escort, she pooed on me. Awkward. Never again.

Offline norman46

Never could work this one out!!!!

A girl has a perfectly good pussy, why would anyone want to use her bum?

I would say..... NO, you're not missing out!

I would worry that my dick would end up getting covered in shit. So a definite no for me

Offline Kram

I've done anal with civvy girls (never wg's ) one girl loves it so much she would cum from just anal

To be honest I wouldn't say it does nothing for me - it is nice especially if the girl enjoys it  ... But if I'm honest I'd rather be balls deep in pussy that ass

Wouldn't bother me if I never did anal again but also if it's on offer if take it

Offline smiths

As the title suggests, I've never had anal sex.  I've been tempted on a few occasions, usually after watching porn involving anal.  I did see a wg not too long ago who offered anal (even though i usually avoid them) and there was a pretty bad smell in the room of what I can only describe as ass.

For you guys that are into anal, is there usually an ass smell when you are pumping away?

Am I missing out?

I have no interest in Anal and havent for a long time now but i have done it many times in the past including at MMF punts. Yes there can be the smell of shit, or even the seeing of shit. That and women being uncomfortable taking my 14incher (in my dreams, or nightmares :D :lol:) made it something i dont bother with now.

Up to the WG to douche thoroughly, and as a lover of Anal play some WGs are very very clean fortunately.

Tony Montana

I popped my anal cherry with a girl at Sandys Superstars and it felt exquisite, not just because of her sweet, tight bumhole but because of the illicit and forbidden nature of going in through the out door .   As I finished and was carefully extricating myself, she matter-of-factly exclaimed, “It’s not as messy as you would think is it?”.   What could I reply to that?  “No, I thought it would be covered in shit” or “My word, it’s so clean I could eat my dinner off it”. I was lost for words.

I've seen other girls who have offered anal and sometimes there is a bit of a whiff.
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Am I missing out?

You won't know till you try it
Doesn't interest me  :diablo: unless she owns a strap on  :D 

Offline billyjo

Thanks for the replies, looks like I'll be staying away from anal sex, never tried anal play either.  The smell or sight of shit would be too much for me. 

Offline mh

I would worry that my dick would end up getting covered in shit. So a definite no for me

I've done anal with about a dozen WGs now and never had an issue with any shit. At worst there has been a brownish tinge to the condom but it comes off right away after pulling out anyway.

In my opinion the feeling with anal in a tight ass is better (more intense) than in the tightest pussy. On the other hand I've had a couple of anal sessions where it wasn't tight and gave no intense tight feeling.

I don't exclusively seek out girls offering anal but it will put them higher up the list if it's on offer.

Offline smiths

You won't know till you try it
Doesn't interest me  :diablo: unless she owns a strap on  :D

Same here , i like a Strap-On up my arse given by a good WG who knows what she is doing, easy does it with plenty of Lube though, not being a Homosexual my arse is tight. ;)

Offline billyjo

I'll stick to the wg's that don't offer anal, seems more hygienic to me, the stories of being pooped on, a brownish tinge on the condom and a bad whiff don't sound appealing to me at all.

Offline philboi

I'll stick to the wg's that don't offer anal, seems more hygienic to me, the stories of being pooped on, a brownish tinge on the condom and a bad whiff don't sound appealing to me at all.

Too right..  :thumbsup:

Offline Goofy85

I'll stick to the wg's that don't offer anal, seems more hygienic to me, the stories of being pooped on, a brownish tinge on the condom and a bad whiff don't sound appealing to me at all.

The sight and smell is not a good thing at all. Put me off for life.

Offline Palace321

I've tried anal once. It was okay but I prefer pussy every time. But by all means give it a go. U might like it  :cool:

I have done anal 3-4 times and never had a bad smell or a hint of shit on my dick.

One girl was so tight I was on the brink only moments after penetration.

I like to do it occasionally because it is one of many things not on the menu at home.

Offline Devil Man

I would worry that my dick would end up getting covered in shit. So a definite no for me


Never had bum-fun myself, but my understanding is that any girl (civvy or WG) who likes anal and knows what she is doing will always throughly douche out her turd-tunnel first. Some squirt water up there to get all the little poop-lets out so that it's nice and clean.

From what I've read, some porn stars go so as far as to not eat anything the night before when preparing for an anal scene so that there are no mishaps on set.


Offline mh

I have done anal 3-4 times and never had a bad smell or a hint of shit on my dick.

One girl was so tight I was on the brink only moments after penetration.

I like to do it occasionally because it is one of many things not on the menu at home.

Yep, that's what I'm talking about - there's no feeling like it.

Offline Mark76

I'd say you're missing out. The tightness is a great feeling. I don't get it at home so it makes a change like others have said. I have a civvy fuck buddy who loves it her like the professional wg's I've done it with all take hygiene seriously and take measures to ensure there are no nasty surprises.

I've always used a durex though, apart from one night when pissed with another ciccy. She sucked me off straight after. Dirty! I actually lost a lot of respect for her after that.
Banning reason: White-knight

Offline akauya

First time I tried anal was with a 'Greek Princess' (see the Euphemisms thread by RL).

I always wondered what it would be like and fucking hell it was just so tight and my orgasm was so intense that set me up for life :)

The best anal I had though was with some of my lovers. There's nothing better than a woman actually enjoying it when you are fucking her arse, as opposed to having to pay her for it. I still see a fuck buddy now and again and anal is always on the menu. She prepares for it and we always use plenty of lube and it's brilliant :)

For those of you who haven't tried it, you must. At least once... then you can certainly say whether it was for you or not.

Try it, I think it's great and I prefer it.If she's tight you get a grip around your cock that you don't get with vaginal.

Wiltsboy01

I've always used a durex though, apart from one night when pissed with another ciccy. She sucked me off straight after. Dirty! I actually lost a lot of respect for her after that.

Did you?  I think it's quite sweet :)

Offline akauya

I've always used a durex though, apart from one night when pissed with another ciccy. She sucked me off straight after. Dirty! I actually lost a lot of respect for her after that.

Come on! She was giving you an ATM porn experience! That's a good girl in my book... just ask her to wash her mouth afterwards so you can DFK her  :D

Wiltsboy01

Come on! She was giving you an ATM porn experience! That's a good girl in my book.

Spot on. 

Offline billyjo

I've never been keen on the idea of anal, just after watching a porn movie with anal my mind starts wondering but definitely wont be going ahead with it now, thanks to everyone who replied.


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