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Author Topic: Charlotte - Diamonds of Newcastle  (Read 5961 times)

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Offline bobdavid

I finally got to see Charlotte from Diamonds recently... she'd been on my "todo" list for some time - so I was really looking forward.

When I arrived, she seemed pleasant enough... not exactly my type, but nice enough... quite fit.

The problems started, really, when we started talking... she asked me about who I'd seen from Diamonds before and then seemed very negative about them - even girls who I'd said I really enjoyed my time with...

Anyway, off went our clothes. She lay next to me in just her pants at first, kissing and cuddling... I started to go down on her, pulling her panties away to reveal her pussy. It was very smooth - but there was some sort of odour which really put me off ... so after a short while I decided to use my finger instead. Charlotte made all the right noises, seemed to really get into it as I sucked on her nipples while frigging her with my index.

Finally, Mr Dingle wanted some of the action ... so on went a condom and I turned her over for some doggy. Charlotte was groaning like crazy now - it was actually getting really annoying because her noises were over the top .......... I felt pretty embarrassed, to be honest.

After cumming, I made my excuses and left ... 45 minutes into an hour's appointment.

If Charlotte can sort out her hygiene and attitude then I think she could do well ... on this occasion, though, the chemistry just wasn't there :-(

Sorry to hear it didn't go well for you, she looks stunner!

What time of day was your appointment?

Offline Ginger Gary

Her pussy was sexy and clean for me

Offline ManBat

Banning reason: Long suspected to be previously banned but now alleged to be posting fake positive reviews to pretend to be genuine

Offline Ginger Gary

Maybe the smell was your breath

Offline ManBat

Maybe the smell was your breath

charlotte, you need to be more polite to your clients  :wackogirl:
Banning reason: Long suspected to be previously banned but now alleged to be posting fake positive reviews to pretend to be genuine

Offline Ginger Gary

I am to the ones that dont look like shriek

Offline ManBat

I am to the ones that dont look like shriek

so you finally admit to being charlotte?
Banning reason: Long suspected to be previously banned but now alleged to be posting fake positive reviews to pretend to be genuine

Offline Ginger Gary



Offline bobdavid

I am to the ones that dont look like shriek

You got the wrong guy, lass... well, I think so anyway - it depends who Shriek is?

Whoa, what's going on?

Vitriolic prossy comes to the forum with a sock account and posts how amazing she is and slags off the guys who made less than favourable reviews about her before her own stupidity caught her out.

Pretty much covers it.

Offline rpg

I am to the ones that dont look like shriek

Why are you still here?


Offline Barry Shipton

UKP is more entertaining than any soap opera - so funny watching this unravel.

Girls who have the balls - so to speak - to come on here and defend themselves usually get some respect from the guys. Come on acting like you think guys do down the pub makes you sound either like a complete fake or a total dickhead. And certainly not like the kind of fluffy who would leap to defend a girl.

Oh and a master stroke by bobdavid putting up the review - bet you knew the personal hygiene references would just be too much for her to ignore and flush her out.

Change your username to Charlotte and Nik or Adam might just let you stay, otherwise it was nice hearing from you.


Offline Barry Shipton

I am to the ones that dont look like shriek

Oh and when did you meet Wayne Rooney - thought he liked the more 'mature' ladies?


Offline Barry Shipton

Charlotte, Charlotte, on the forum sweetie.
Go easy on her - don't think she's the sharpest tool in the box. Otherwise she'd remember when she's supposed to be posting as Gary and not Charlotte.

Offline bobdavid

Oh and a master stroke by bobdavid putting up the review - bet you knew the personal hygiene references would just be too much for her to ignore and flush her out.

... I wish... I mean, really, Positive/Negative at times doesn't give enough feedback ... out of 10, I would give this punt around a 4.5 ... I definitely wouldn't return. But maybe for others, Charlotte would be ok..? That doesn't mean that they have lower expectations - just different ones... I like certain things from my punts. In this case, sadly, I didn't feel that personal hygiene was great - but since Charlotte seems to be reading this (if not, perhaps her boyfriend?), that might be something that she can improve upon?

Offline bobdavid

What time of day was your appointment?

I don't want to give too much information now as, as the review stands, it would be hard to identify me. That's one reason that I usually wait a while before posting a negative review - positive reviews I usually post pretty quickly ...

It was a morning appointment, though.

No problem, you probably know why I was asking anyway. Usually it's the PM appointments where things are more sweaty and smelly, so if this is going on in the morning as well... :scare:

Offline Barry Shipton

Seems we said goodbye to Gary/Charlotte - not surprised. Should have tried the honest approach as herself.

Offline AnthG

Seems we said goodbye to Gary/Charlotte - not surprised. Should have tried the honest approach as herself.
I would still like to know how she, and everyone else finds this place so fast. It just seems girls find this forum within days of my posting any review - either a negative, or a positive but in the comments they find something they don't like.

Do subsequent punters say to her, theres a guy who has reviewed you. Does the agency manager tell them, or do other girls. And if its the latter which one as Charlotte seemed to not be getting along with any other girl at Diamonds

Offline dino1990

I would still like to know how she, and everyone else finds this place so fast. It just seems girls find this forum within days of my posting any review - either a negative, or a positive but in the comments they find something they don't like.

Do subsequent punters say to her, theres a guy who has reviewed you. Does the agency manager tell them, or do other girls. And if its the latter which one as Charlotte seemed to not be getting along with any other girl at Diamonds

Be users like hornygeordieguy telling them, he seems to be a white knight who can't do a post without mentioning 1 or 2 of the same girls.

If hornygeordieguy is the same one as on AW I would be inclined to trust his feedback.

Of course it may just be a coincidence, and I agree he does seem to favour mentioning the same ones.





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