How do you get laid?

[Farlamba1]

Other than punting, what do you do to get laid with a civilian female?

[GucciMane]

by not being a troll 

[fredpunter]

There's another way to get laid? 

[Shearer1955]

Other than punting, what do you do to get laid with a civilian female?

It helps if you ask her!

[Pleshtie]

I don't hence punting 

[YorkshireLad]

I only see escorts nowadays, gave up on the whole dating or going out on the pull...waste of money & too much hassle.

[Jamboney]

I only see escorts nowadays, gave up on the whole dating or going out on the pull...waste of money & too much hassle.

+1 I just can't be arsed with chasing civvies.

[webpunter]

Op - if u need to ask the question the chances of you getting laid are minimal
And with a fit burd then non-existent
Ask your mum when she makes you dinner tonight 

[Blyton90]

The wife.

[HarryZZ]

The wife.

Likewise, punting is just a hobby, not my main source of sex.

[HKS15]

Talking to women usually helps.

[mrdiamond77]

I only get laid these days with either an escort or my right hand.   

[threechilliman]

Other than punting, what do you do to get laid with a civilian female?

Why would you want to? For a ton I can go and knob a bird for an hour then get down the boozer with my mates. Job done.

tcm

[hendrix]

Zero interest in civvies nowadays. You end up paying one way or the other and good, professional, prossies are at least drama free.

[stewpid]

I only see escorts nowadays, gave up on the whole dating or going out on the pull...waste of money & too much hassle.

+1

Civvie girls can literally go fuck themselves.

[Delfrommem]

Pretend you're Kevin Keegan.

This doesn't always work.

Sometimes you'll have to pretend you're Barry Manilow.

[BlueRock]

Punting is far easier, but not being George Clooney or outgoing I find a slow burn with ladies I see regularly works for me. Especially if you can remember shit they've told you which is easy for me and if you can make them laugh and be a bit mean or aloof to them otherwise you get friend zoned.

[myothernameis]

Other than punting, what do you do to get laid with a civilian female?

Ask her how she likes her eggs in the morning 

[dudezilla]

Why would you want to? For a ton I can go and knob a bird for an hour then get down the boozer with my mates. Job done.

tcm

A much better allocation of time!
A pint or two AFTER a punt is much better than three or four before a civvy shag.

[JamesKW]

Talking to women usually helps.

In a sense I am quite lucky I am farely confident with women and talk to them a lot but none have shown any interest in moving to the next base,I am lucky as I have an O/H and family and it could have cost me a small fortune if I was a successful womaniser.

[madmania]

Ask her how she likes her eggs in the morning 

Fertilised

[Matrix]

I stick my chopper through letterboxes and let nature take its course.

[notcalledchris]

The wife.

  likewise.  She is still a fit woman a decent shag and the person i love.  Only reason i punt is that she isn't a twenty something  slut and i have discovered that my dick likes being rammed up twenty something yo sluts

[webpunter]

Covered in harry-munk

Ask her how she likes her eggs in the morning 

[Simmo87]

Dating sites,

unfortantly you have to big yourself and bullshit about everything to get anywere, as they dont wont a nice normal bloke with a nice normal job.

By the time you have factored in dating expenses meals,drinks,taxis etc etc its about the same price as a punt.

Dont even think think about asking a girl to go dutch on date, so much for equal rights!!!

[Blyton90]

  likewise.  She is still a fit woman a decent shag and the person i love.  Only reason i punt is that she isn't a twenty something  slut and i have discovered that my dick likes being rammed up twenty something yo sluts

Same here. My wife is very attractive and I get it whenever I want.  But for me, having a happy ending massage from someone who really knows what they're doing is a big sexual fantasy for me, one my wife just can't fill.

[Plan R]

I only see escorts nowadays, gave up on the whole dating or going out on the pull...waste of money & too much hassle.

This

If it floats, flies or fucks... hire it !