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Author Topic: Bizarre and Funny Statements!!  (Read 365 times)

Offline philboi

What's the funniest, bizarre FAQ or statement you've seen on a WG's profile?

Example:

Q. Can I travel to see you by motorcycle?   
A. No, as it is not discreet on arrival.

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I'm sure there are some much better ones out there!!  :wacko:

What's the funniest, bizarre FAQ or statement you've seen on a WG's profile?

Example:

Q. Can I travel to see you by motorcycle?   
A. No, as it is not discreet on arrival.

https://www.adultwork.com/64385

I'm sure there are some much better ones out there!!  :wacko:


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