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Author Topic: Euphemisms  (Read 2134 times)

It happens... when I was just started punting (in my 20s) I saw an ad in a telephone box for a Greek Princess I thought mmm I fancy fucking a Greek girl. I didn't realise at the time Greek was a euphemism for anal sex  :rolleyes:

I remember asking the 'maid' if she was really Greek and from which part  :dash: there was a long silence before she replied and told me what Greek meant - yes I was young and stupid.

Apologies to akauya for hi-jacking this post, but it set me wondering which other words or phrases are used in [apparently] common usage, which the rest of us might not know.

For example, I recently had to consult the Urban Dictionary to discover that a "Russian" is another name for a "Titwank"; and I know of another member on here who, despite being able to give a really good "tea-bagging", didn't know she was doing just that!

Does anyone else have any other examples?

Offline Ali Katt

I remember when I saw an escort early on in my punting career, I was asked by the WG if I did reverse oral, I said of course I did. I thought she meant she gives me oral whilst leaning with her head off the bed (in otherwords she is on her back, but upside down to me), when she got on top I realized it was 69 in this case. I hadn't heard the term before, back in those days most girls still used the term DATY.

Offline philboi

I was visiting an EE girl and needed to confirm the booking with her agency... anyway she has a door at the front and a door at the back.
When I called to confirm, the girl from the agency - also not English - asked me if i wanted to use the door at the back by saying "do you want to go up her backside?"
Well, I laughed and explained that's not the way to say it, but I'm sure she didn't understand..  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Offline Stew

Although I knew what Watersports meant when I started punting last year, it took me a while to work out what Hardsports meant. I thought everyone called it Scat but I think that's a porno term.

Although how anyone can find anything erotic in arse sausages is beyond me.

Offline tda666

It always makes me chuckle when the EE girls ask you to give them your 'milk'

Offline philboi

It always makes me chuckle when the EE girls ask you to give them your 'milk'

Ohh, never heard that one.... what do they mean??



Offline akauya

It always makes me chuckle when the EE girls ask you to give them your 'milk'

It's also called "milk" in most Spanish speaking countries (another bit of useless info for yous) :)

Offline k

When I first started punting there seemed to be a lot of people advertising "French Lessons" in Newsagent windows.

Offline JT100

When I first started punting there seemed to be a lot of people advertising "French Lessons" in Newsagent windows.

In my early punting days (many years ago) I remember seeing a card in Soho saying "Large chest for sale".

Offline rpg

In my early punting days (many years ago) I remember seeing a card in Soho saying "Large chest for sale".

Sounds like a line from "The battle of Epping forest" by Genesis. Give it a listen.

Offline k

Sounds like a line from "The battle of Epping forest" by Genesis. Give it a listen.
One of my favourite albums.

Ali Kat I've just seen your Avatar and burst our laughing I love it! Some pro photoshop skills there!

Offline Ali Katt

Ali Kat I've just seen your Avatar and burst our laughing I love it! Some pro photoshop skills there!
Thanks. They're some very basic Photoshop skills I posses. It says "I heart UKpunting" the text is a bit small.

Offline lovingfacials

Apologies to akauya for hi-jacking this post, but it set me wondering which other words or phrases are used in [apparently] common usage, which the rest of us might not know.

For example, I recently had to consult the Urban Dictionary to discover that a "Russian" is another name for a "Titwank"; and I know of another member on here who, despite being able to give a really good "tea-bagging", didn't know she was doing just that!

Does anyone else have any other examples?

titwanks aka..................Bombay Roll's..............dont ask me why

Offline philboi

titwanks aka..................Bombay Roll's..............dont ask me why

Could the connection be something to do with placing a large sausage between 2 Bombay Rolls then covering with cream???

Just a guess  :lol:
« Last Edit: June 16, 2013, 07:16:56 PM by philboi »


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