External Link/Members OnlyPaid a visit to Club 22 in Swansea this weekend after hearing it's had a makeover with new girls. Chose Lauren who was by far the best looking out of the 5 girls on offer. She is an English lady aged around 30, dark hair, tanned with an awesome tight body with lovely natural tits which are about a D cup.Paid the sum of £40 to the receptionist, went to the room and was told to strip whilst she was out of the room for two minutes. She returned and asked me did I want extras which were £20 each for kissing and OWO. I declined and was told after asking what the basic includes, just sex.
She gave a half hearted hand job to get me hard, on with the condom and she got straight on top, not even covered oral on offer. She rode me for around 5 minutes before asking for doggy, she didn't want this on the bed as she said it made too much noise so she bent over it whilst I gave it to her from behind. In both positions she didn't utter a single noise just laid there seemingly not interested. I got on top after this and gave her my best but again, she just laid there and didn't even try to encourage me to help me to finish. She then made me lie down whilst she gave another half hearted hand job before saying, "you're gonna need to hurry up, she's gonna knock the door at any time now." Causing me to lose it all as I was just thinking of how long I had before the door would knock.
It's a shame that she offered such a rubbish service as she has potential to be a very good punt but doesn't seem to be arsed about the service she offers, for this reason the review is a neutral and I won't return.
