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Author Topic: Do some girls every read their profile ??? A classic from the Westcountry!!  (Read 2018 times)

Offline like_mature

 https://www.adultwork.com/1757322 or https://www.adultwork.com/LOUIZZA+BBW+WESTON

Does escort - doesn't escort !!

Can't do incalls but then can !!

Is flat broke but models all over the UK !!

MAKE UP YOUR MIND WOMEN !!!

Every time I look at her profile its becomes more and more rambling. I just read it and think 'Bunny Boiler'. What you to book a B&B...I very much doubt she would be able to find it if you did !! Beyond 'Dizzy' this one.

Does anyone know any worse profiles for talking pointless shite??


She has more chins than the Beijing telephone directory

Offline philboi

Strange girl.... that first line about fees is total crap!!!

She can just put 0.5 hours and 1 hour and leave the rest blank...  :wackogirl:

Tony Montana

Jesus Christ I've never read such a load of old shit.



What a munter. Wouldn't know whether to fight her or fuck her. Don't rate my chances with either frankly.

Offline akauya

I gave up after the second paragraph...

Offline Dani

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It was too hard to read.  I don't think there was even one sentence that was written properly with punctuation and without text type.

You would think at that age she would know how to write properly.

A profile is your shopfront so to speak, it is where you sell yourself, it should be written in a way anyone can understand and that makes sense.  It reads as if she was drunk or similar and just rambled on and on.  mentioning her teen daughter on her profile is also a big no no but after that I just gace up trying to translate what she had written as it was giving me a headache


Mind you; and with no disrespect to like_mature, should this thread not read "Do some girls ever read their profile ??? [etc., etc.]"

Accepting that the Profile he's mentioned is [even] more verbose than one of my posts on here, aren't many of us guilty of not checking out posts, Profiles, etc. before we post them?

Offline ParisB

god help the punters of WSM  :dash: :wacko:  :vomit:


ah they are hard core those guys from Weston  - what with the muddy beach brown sea water and the pier that burnt down  .....

Offline haystacks79


ah they are hard core those guys from Weston  - what with the muddy beach brown sea water and the pier that burnt down  .....


On the rare occasions that you actually see the 'sea' at Weston, it's worth noting that the only way you can tell it apart from the usual mud, sorry sand, is that it's slightly less viscous and moves a little faster. If it qualifies as 'water' I'm really not sure.


Don't ever remember seeing anyone trying to swim in it.
« Last Edit: June 15, 2013, 10:31:24 PM by haystacks79 »

Offline ParisB


On the rare occasions that you actually see the 'sea' at Weston, it's worth noting that the only way you can tell it apart from the usual mud, sorry sand, is that it's slightly less viscous and moves a little faster. If it qualifies as 'water' I'm really not sure.


Don't ever remember seeing anyone trying to swim in it.

It reminds me of ... well i don't even want to think about it, toilets and sewers and human shit come to mind 
I have never ever seen  any seaside resort  that is brown like Weston

My dogs have often gone in there in the winter  and i do worry sometimes if they will return but they always do

Offline like_mature

Mind you; and with no disrespect to like_mature, should this thread not read "Do some girls ever read their profile ??? [etc., etc.]"

Accepting that the Profile he's mentioned is [even] more verbose than one of my posts on here, aren't many of us guilty of not checking out posts, Profiles, etc. before we post them?

The irony wasn't lost on me when I noticed my spelling mistake RL !! Problem was I couldn't edit my post so had to leave it and hope no one would notice !!!!


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