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Offline Lovely coconuts

Mr Dungeons and Dragons I'm not offended in the slightest I'm engaging in the banter I shall therefore stay on your land  :crazy:

Offline rpg


RPG is one of the nicer guys

Thank you sir. I know a couple who would disagree but much appreciated.

Offline rpg

Mr Dungeons and Dragons I'm not offended in the slightest I'm engaging in the banter I shall therefore stay on your land  :crazy:

It wasn't until I registered here and elsewhere that I found out rpg was "role playing game" I haven't played anything since the Sega mega drive!! It's very close though, Role Play Guy describes my sexual encounters with WG's

Offline ManBat

It wasn't until I registered here and elsewhere that I found out rpg was "role playing game" I haven't played anything since the Sega mega drive!! It's very close though, Role Play Guy describes my sexual encounters with WG's

so you go dressed as a hobbit? weird
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Offline rpg

so you go dressed as a hobbit? weird

Well that would just be stupid!! Obviously Gandalf is the only appropriate Lord of the rings character for punting.

Offline Lovely coconuts

I should have guessed by the avatar!  I'm partial to that myself although I'm still on level 1 bit of a new thing for me

Offline rpg

I should have guessed by the avatar!  I'm partial to that myself although I'm still on level 1 bit of a new thing for me

I rather timidly asked a girl to act out a scenario with me and haven't ever done anything else since.

Offline Lovely coconuts

Gandalf searching for the perfect ring I wonder what responses you would get if you asked for it   :D

Offline rpg

Gandalf searching for the perfect ring I wonder what responses you would get if you asked for it   :D

A lot would say "no way it's too precious"

Offline Lovely coconuts

Hahahaha possibly very true!  Any ladies care to comment?

Offline Old Yorkshire Lad

Her lovely, slight, geordie accent in the spoken word turns 'huni' into 'hinny', which i personally find quite delightful  :rose:

This LADY is one of the best I have ever had the pleasure to 'cum across', and she has been nice enough to accept my ( very occasional ) need to correct her usually good use of our beautiful English Language.  :kiss:

If her use of the language is all you can find to criticise  :mad: guys, give the girl a break, and get off her back. ( well sort of, if you know what I mean ?   :D

 :drinks:

Offline rpg

See what you've started with your spelling mistakes Brooke!  :D

Offline Old Yorkshire Lad

Hi rpg,

Have you noticed that the LADY in question is very willing to accept suggestions to correct her spelling mistakes, in her blogs, for example ?

If she, and I'm sure many others, writes such things when tired, for whatever reason  ;), I, for one am willing to forgive this small flaw in an otherwise flawless LADY  :rose:

OK, so I am biased  :kiss:

I want her all to myself  :kissgirl: :angelgirl:

Offline brookeknights

My most sincere apologies but thank you yorkshire lad, so nice of you. x x x x

Offline rpg

Hi rpg,

Have you noticed that the LADY in question is very willing to accept suggestions to correct her spelling mistakes, in her blogs, for example ?

If she, and I'm sure many others, writes such things when tired, for whatever reason  ;), I, for one am willing to forgive this small flaw in an otherwise flawless LADY  :rose:

OK, so I am biased  :kiss:

I want her all to myself  :kissgirl: :angelgirl:

Yes, you have noticed we've moved on haven't you? Brooke and I are an item!

Offline ManBat

Well that would just be stupid!! Obviously Gandalf is the only appropriate Lord of the rings character for punting.

I get the impression that gandalf is celibate, so if you turned up dressed as him they would just laugh at you.

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Offline rpg

I get the impression that gandalf is celibate, so if you turned up dressed as him they would just laugh at you.

Right! just as well I'm not the one dressing up then. Big roleplay fan are you?

Offline Old Yorkshire Lad

RPG,

You're a lucky ( but I suspect LYING  :diablo: ) sod if you are an "item" with the lovely Brooke.


GERROFF   :scare: She's MY favourite   :rose: :D

Offline ManBat

Right! just as well I'm not the one dressing up then. Big roleplay fan are you?

I'm not dressing up for you, if that's what you're implying  :hi:
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Offline Old Yorkshire Lad

 :rolleyes: :P :D :thumbsup: :kiss: :wacko: :angelgirl:
Is how I think of, and know, Brooke and if you disagree guys, then you have never met her for real, and "yah, boo, sucks" to you, and you are the worse off for not "knowing" her  :yahoo:
 :drinks:

Offline rpg

:rolleyes: :P :D :thumbsup: :kiss: :wacko: :angelgirl:
Is how I think of, and know, Brooke and if you disagree guys, then you have never met her for real, and "yah, boo, sucks" to you, and you are the worse off for not "knowing" her  :yahoo:
 :drinks:

Let it go man you're getting all OCD now. Are you really an "Old Yorkshire Lad? Only young girls use as many smileys as you.

hornygeordieguy

Now then old Yorkshire lad you can't have her all to yourself although I know first hand why you would want to!
Nice to see that Brooke has taken the opportunity to answer some of the posts such as the texting business and my mistaken view point regarding her being fully booked. She doesn't have the punters lined up at the door as some girls do.
As for the fag breath - I have seen Brooke twice and think that she is probably the classiest girl I have seen to date. No hint of any fag breath that's for sure! And on both occasions she looked pretty damn stunning and had set the scene at her place very seductively.
As for the English language if her auto correct is switched on and is anything like mine it's a pain in the arse! LOL

Offline brookeknights

hornygeordieguy: Thank you for your wonderful compliments, really lovely to read. Im abit of a perfectionist when it comes to my appearance and creating a good first impression. I am absolutely delighted you think of me in such high regard, makes this worthwhile when I read comments like that  :yahoo:. Thank you hornygeordieguy & Old Yorkshire Lad. Lovely, both of you x x x x  :rose:

Offline Old Yorkshire Lad

Now then old Yorkshire lad you can't have her all to yourself although I know first hand why you would want to!
Nice to see that Brooke has taken the opportunity to answer some of the posts such as the texting business and my mistaken view point regarding her being fully booked. She doesn't have the punters lined up at the door as some girls do.
As for the fag breath - I have seen Brooke twice and think that she is probably the classiest girl I have seen to date. No hint of any fag breath that's for sure! And on both occasions she looked pretty damn stunning and had set the scene at her place very seductively.
As for the English language if her auto correct is switched on and is anything like mine it's a pain in the arse! LOL

Well, rpg, at least we agree on what a Lovely Lady Brooke is, and the only "fag breath" she ever had was when I breathed smoke into her, in various places  :D

Yes M'Old !!!  I am OLD, Yorkshire born and raised ( I was going to say "born and bred", but I don't have enough "breeding" to claim that, lol,  and I am definitely MALE ! (as the lovely Brooke will testify if required, I hope )
I apologise if you find my use of the "smileys" to be too much for your liking,, but if Nik puts them there for us to use, who am I to refuse.

If you doubt my veracity you can simply do the other thing  i.e."Intercourse Hence"  :diablo:

Offline Old Yorkshire Lad

hornygeordieguy: Thank you for your wonderful compliments, really lovely to read. Im abit of a perfectionist when it comes to my appearance and creating a good first impression. I am absolutely delighted you think of me in such high regard, makes this worthwhile when I read comments like that  :yahoo:. Thank you hornygeordieguy & Old Yorkshire Lad. Lovely, both of you x x x x  :rose:

A perfectionist ? Who YOU Brooke ? I my eyes, you are perfection personified   :angelgirl:

Sod these other guys : will you marry me ?




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