Now then old Yorkshire lad you can't have her all to yourself although I know first hand why you would want to!
Nice to see that Brooke has taken the opportunity to answer some of the posts such as the texting business and my mistaken view point regarding her being fully booked. She doesn't have the punters lined up at the door as some girls do.
As for the fag breath - I have seen Brooke twice and think that she is probably the classiest girl I have seen to date. No hint of any fag breath that's for sure! And on both occasions she looked pretty damn stunning and had set the scene at her place very seductively.
As for the English language if her auto correct is switched on and is anything like mine it's a pain in the arse! LOL
Well, rpg, at least we agree on what a Lovely Lady Brooke is, and the only "fag breath" she ever had was when I breathed smoke into her, in various places
Yes M'Old !!! I am OLD, Yorkshire born and raised ( I was going to say "born and bred", but I don't have enough "breeding" to claim that, lol, and I am definitely MALE ! (as the lovely Brooke will testify if required, I hope )
I apologise if you find my use of the "smileys" to be too much for your liking,, but if Nik puts them there for us to use, who am I to refuse.
If you doubt my veracity you can simply do the other thing i.e."Intercourse Hence"