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Offline finn5555

Where I live 99% of fat birds will pay you in beer just to chat to them let alone fuck them  :scare:

Offline Mystique46m

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I've had the displeasure of seeing her last sept in Leeds and i can safely say i will never see her again.  her tits might have been big back in the day but they are now just saggy floopy spaniels ears she uses support bras to make them look bigger and her pics are mostley of her dangling her tits to the camera.  I wanted a GF experience but insteadShe dresses like a soccer mom and has skin so pastey and white it could be almost see thru i suggests she get on the sunbed once a week.   and if that wasnt enough she farted not once not twice but four times in the 2 hour i was with her and she just laughed it off like a giggly teenager, basically thats two hours of my life i will never get back and 300 quid better spent elswhere.  be warned

Wow. Just seen this post and had to join the forum cos I couldn't just let this person
go saying the above, and not comment!!!
Yes, my tits are huge great udders, and yes I am very pale, as you can see
in my pictures.
I keep very detailed diaries and would love the OP to please get in touch with me,
as I will check back in my diary for 2010 and happily refund the money.
The pics of my boobs on my aw profile show EXACTLY what they're like, and if someone
isn't happy, they're not going to stay for 2 hours and be farted at, surely?!
Perhaps it is telling that the OP seems to have just made this 1 post, do you think
it could be someone being malicious?!
Yes they're huge great things, clearly not everybody's cup of tea, but I have been
escorting since December 2009 and don't have any unfavourable feedback at all,
which is why I found this so shocking.
Mysti

Offline Mystique46m

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I've had the displeasure of seeing her last sept in Leeds and i can safely say i will never see her again.  her tits might have been big back in the day but they are now just saggy floopy spaniels ears she uses support bras to make them look bigger and her pics are mostley of her dangling her tits to the camera.  I wanted a GF experience but insteadShe dresses like a soccer mom and has skin so pastey and white it could be almost see thru i suggests she get on the sunbed once a week.   and if that wasnt enough she farted not once not twice but four times in the 2 hour i was with her and she just laughed it off like a giggly teenager, basically thats two hours of my life i will never get back and 300 quid better spent elswhere.  be warned
Welcome to the forum and thanks for the info :drinks:
Confirms my suspicions. She looks old and rough and when I saw she charges £100 for half an hour that was enough - your field report makes her a definite no no. :scare:

Hi,
How about reading my feedback 'old and rough', i think someone
would have mentioned that in negative feedback?!
Perhaps you could explain what 'suspicions' you had, and how me choosing to charge 100
pounds for half an hour made you think 'that was enough'?!
look forward to your response.
Mysti

Offline Mystique46m

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Wow, those are some pretty offensive remarks you made about me.

Please advise which date I saw you, as you were clearly so displeased,
I should of course be delighted to offer you a full refund.

Mystique


And above is a copy of the message I have just sent the delightful person
who allegedly met me and posted such disparaging remarks about me. I will of course copy you all
in on their reply.
Shame I had never heard of this forum before or I would have been on here to defend myself
well before this!!
I hope that at least one of you will try their very best to see my side of this and imagine for
a moment how they would feel if someone was potentially blackening their heretofore good
reputation!!!
P.S. Love the word heretofore, don't you?!


This is not the place to do reputation management...this is a forum for punters

HMD

Offline Ali Katt

This is not the place to do reputation management...this is a forum for punters

HMD
Agreed. Mystique, Ableton has posted once and that was in 2011, don't hold your breath for a reply, I personally would let it drop, because you won't get any sympathy on here and I doubt that many members on here are interested in paying you a visit anyway.

Ableton obviously has no right to criticise your skin or tits given that they are on display in pictures. By wearing a soccer mom uniform I don't know if he means a tracksuit or baggy t shirt or what, but a lack of effort is worth mentioning. Farting four times and laughing is fucking gross and if it had been me I'd have asked for a refund and left.

I'm with yumyum £100 an hour is plenty, for an overweight 50 year old, regardless of how big your tits are. I can see size 8-10 women aged 25-35 who look like models or pretty girl next door types for the same amount.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2013, 04:40:18 PM by Ali Katt »

Offline Mystique46m

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My reputation wouldn't have needed management if it hadn't been for lies posted
on his forum for punters??

Don't I have the right to address this?!

Offline Mystique46m

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Agreed. Mystique, Ableton has posted once and that was in 2011, don't hold your breath for a reply, I personally would let it drop, because you won't get any sympathy on here and I doubt that many members on here are interested in paying you a visit anyway.

Ableton obviously has no right to criticise your skin or tits given that they are on display in pictures. By wearing a soccer mom uniform I don't know if he means a tracksuit or baggy t shirt or what, but a lack of effort is worth mentioning. Farting four times and laughing is fucking gross and if it had been me I'd have asked for a refund and left.

I'm with yumyum £100 an hour is plenty, for an overweight 50 year old, regardless of how big your tits are. I can see size 8-10 women aged 25-35 who look like models or pretty girl next door types for the same amount.

If you were into huge heavy saggy tits, and of course that's an if, it's not many guys that are,
then you can't get much bigger than mine. I charge what I like and people pay it, again, no
negatives with the prices I set, if that is what a guy is into, he will pay.
It's each to their own, whether people come and see me, there's no gun to
their head, believe it or not!!!
I always wear stockings, suspenders, high heels, etc, so I've no idea what 'soccer mom' style
is either, and I'm totally with you on the farting bit, it would be grim!!!
Also I'm only 46, honest!!!
« Last Edit: January 10, 2013, 04:50:16 PM by Mystique46m »

So are you actively saying that Ableton's post hurt your reputation? I don't  believe that if all you've said about your other clients is true.

I can understand you trying the be friendly, but you come across as a Hyacinth Bucket type, (being 46 i know you'll get the reference) you introduced yourself badly now time to leave the party....Unless you are a master in reputation management?...Sorry for being harsh but this isn't Saafe and we don't appreciate being lectured.   

HMD

 

Offline Mystique46m

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So are you actively saying that Ableton's post hurt your reputation? I don't  believe that if all you've said about your other clients is true.

I can understand you trying the be friendly, but you come across as a Hyacinth Bucket type, (being 46 i know you'll get the reference) you introduced yourself badly now time to leave the party....Unless you are a master in reputation management?...Sorry for being harsh but this isn't Saafe and we don't appreciate being lectured.   

HMD

I'm truly not lecturing anyone!!! Sorry that you think I am!!
All I'm trying to do is put right an untruth that has been written about me - wouldn't
you want to do the same?! I work really hard to make sure I give a brilliant service and
I would hate to think that someone read that post about me and actually believed it.
Mysti
« Last Edit: January 10, 2013, 05:27:29 PM by Mystique46m »

Offline teutonic

I'm truly not lecturing anyone!!! Sorry that you think I am!!
All I'm trying to do is put right an untruth that has been written about me - wouldn't
you want to do the same?!

You've tried that, several times now, there really isn't any point in keeping trying. Two things that you have to keep in mind: in cases like this one it's one person's word against the other's, and the member who did the report only made this one post, i.e. is not an established member with loads of credibility (note that I'm not saying he's lying, nor am I saying that you are). Can you trust us to be adults and make up our own minds?
« Last Edit: January 10, 2013, 05:31:06 PM by teutonic »

Others may well back you up but I find your tone slightly hysterical and annoying. In terms of Truth and Opinion on your services it's all subjective so nothing can be "put right".

Would I do the same as you? No, pick your battles, let your own actions and others speak on your behalf before you even have to.

There is no crisis calm down.

HMD

Offline Mystique46m

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This is really sad, you think I'm some hysterical Hyacinth and really I'm just
a woman who doesn't take kindly to being lied about.
I'm sorry that you feel that I have approached this the wrong way, but I saw
that awful post and was horrified.
Perhaps it was a knee-jerk reaction, I apologise for putting noses out of joint
by my reaction.
Genuinely didn't mean to lecture or pee anyone off.

Offline Matium

I've had the displeasure of seeing her last sept in Leeds and i can safely say i will never see her again.  her tits might have been big back in the day but they are now just saggy floopy spaniels ears she uses support bras to make them look bigger and her pics are mostley of her dangling her tits to the camera.  I wanted a GF experience but insteadShe dresses like a soccer mom and has skin so pastey and white it could be almost see thru i suggests she get on the sunbed once a week.   and if that wasnt enough she farted not once not twice but four times in the 2 hour i was with her and she just laughed it off like a giggly teenager, basically thats two hours of my life i will never get back and 300 quid better spent elswhere.  be warned

Don't I have the right to address this?!

Mystique look at the date - 12 October 2011. Ableton made one post and he hasn't been back since. All this was 15 months ago!
He didn't leave any negative feedback on you on Adultwork so your reputation has not been damaged.

Nobody would have known if you had not revived this old thread.

How did you find it anyway?

Instead, just let sleeping dogs lie.

An increasing number of WGs are joining UKP and if you're a WG who believes in the UKP ethos - "Putting the Punter first" then you'll fit in well here.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2013, 05:47:30 PM by Matium »

Offline Mystique46m

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I've come in here all guns blazing and probably made meself look daft.
If you'll have me i will stay and show you I'm not Hyacinth Bucket ('pronounced
Bouquet')

Mysti

They are not really busty girls, just very fat girls  :vomit:

Fat is not something that is generally appealing, and certainly no need to have to pay to shag a fat bird  :D

please tolerate other people's fancies and fun. There are plenty of large ladies on AW and they would not be there if no one fancied them. I rarely go with anorexic ladies but I will tolerate your enjoyment if it makes you happy.

I've come in here all guns blazing and probably made meself look daft.
If you'll have me i will stay and show you I'm not Hyacinth Bucket ('pronounced
Bouquet')

Mysti

I think you look lovely and I imagine you have a great tummy and hips also, only the distance from London to Northallerton stops me meeting you.


You ARE the man to find out HP.

I only like a very busty lady lady if she looks like this (I have seen her)

https://www.adultwork.com/1710061


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You ARE the man to find out HP.

I only like a very busty lady lady if she looks like this (I have seen her)

https://www.adultwork.com/1710061

aha. Clara - where is your FR? Looks great but rather young for me.


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I did a FR under positive on here... i'll fin the link later and post :)


Offline dave123

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