Edinburgh 'half-term report' - various reviews

[Marmalade]

I've grouped these reviews together, since people always complain that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I've tried to be as factual as possible, but seeing these ratings in the same post maybe at least can give an idea of my standards, and perceived comparative merits of the WGs. I hope it's helpful in that respect even if you have different views. I'm sure that as soon as it's posted someone will pick holes in it - I don't care - but bear in mind that evaluating WGs like this, even if it is one person's opinion, is more of a job than just enjoying myself by writing soft porn about them with little or no information like age, cost, physique ... details which many punters find valuable. So apologies in advance for any shortcomings. I've tried to add links and photos where available. In short, the sort of things I look for myself when reading a review.

I need to cut down the amount of time I spend on the forum so tried to think what would be the most valuable contribution. I think reviews, much as some people have denigrated them, are a backbone of UKP. The other unique strand is frank help and advice to punters. Both are utterly thankless tasks. But I hope some people maybe appreciate them, even in retrospect.

I've put 'half-term' but it's really 'half year.' All these women are currently available as far as far as I am aware. All reports are based on recent experience within that time. If any WGs or their fans are dissatisfied with the ratings please remember it is just one person's opinion. Girls that want to improve will hopefully appreciate the frankness. I'll link the positive recommendations in the main review section to make them easier to find. The others are more down to personal taste although I am not outright recommending them. There were no horrors (although the ones from LSS that I haven't marked positive almost come pretty close). Many of them give perfectly acceptable service except when I consider the money paid and then I feel the service was not as good as it could or should be. Regards to Sperto of ISG Brasil - I've adapted his ABC 'ratings' system FWIW.

Best wishes

Marmalade.

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POSITIVE RECOMMENDATIONS

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Lanya
Rating. Room: A. Service:A+ Looks: A-    PSE gold star
AW: External Link/Members Only
Age: 21 (stated, and looks 21)
Dress size etc: size 8, 34b natural
Area: Meadowbank
Room: Nice modern room, good bed
Service & attitude: First rate deep-throat, and will fill the time with good sex, not waffle. OWO & facials. Intelligent & engaging.
Looks & physique: slim, fit young girl. Gap in front teeth. Student-looks.
Price for half hour: £70
Ethnic origin: English
Comments:  Profile says she will finish working mid-July; genuine student; takes SMS, no calls. Polished and professional, takes the job seriously, but always engaging and never jaded.

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Seductive-Suzi     GFE gold star
Rating. Room: A+. Service:A+ Looks: A-
AW: External Link/Members Only
Age: 24 (stated, appears correct)
Dress size etc: size 8 (could be a 6), small breasts, probably 32a
Area: Leith
Room: nicely prepared, relaxed, candles
Service & attitude: Warm, very laid-back and welcoming. Gentle & relaxed.
Looks & physique: very slim
Price for half hour: £55-70 depending on special offers
Ethnic origin: Scottish
Comments: punters with feedback only. Used to be called Edinburgh Suz. Takes breaks from working so not constantly available, but generally amenable.

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Sweet 'n' Petite   (Nicole) gold star for 'sophisticated encounter'
Rating. Room: A+. Service:A. Looks: A-
AW: External Link/Members Only
Age: 29 (stated, looks no more than that)
Dress size etc: Size 6, 32a
Area: Leith Walk
Room: Sensuous, candles, feels like a fantasy encounter.
Service & attitude: suave, sensuous, languorous, captivating.
Looks & physique: classic petite blonde; lights dimmed so hard to tell if she is as stunning as she appears.
Price for half hour: £80
Ethnic origin: British
Comments: no CIM. Used to be called Delectable Nicole.

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Runners up:
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These two girls get a special mention for offering outstanding service within the limits of the establishment.
Marie (Greek, late twenties) London Street Sauna
Andrea (Romanian, early twenties) London Street Sauna

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OTHERS
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Amber Rose xo
Rating. Room: B+. Service: C+. Looks: C+
AW: External Link/Members Only
Age: 18 (stated, but probably early twenties)
Dress size etc: Size 14, 36E natural
Area: Leith
Room: pleasant enough but a bit untidy
Service & attitude: OWO quite competent, but overall service was robotic and unengaged.
Looks & physique: Much chubbier than appears in the photo, especially in the face. Double chin. But made at least made a good effort with hair and make-up.
Price for half hour: £50-£60 depending on special offers
Ethnic origin: Scottish
Comments: clearly just does the job when she needs the extra money; mostly just lies there; had to ask for oral, but it was performed quite well. Many tattoos. Great, enormous natural E's.

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LadyLili
Rating. Room: B. Service: B. Looks: B+
AW:  External Link/Members Only
Age: 20/21 (stated, realistic)
Dress size etc: probably about a 12, maybe a C-cup.
Area: Pilrig
Room: compact but pleasant
Service & attitude: bubbly, effervescent and very enthusiastic if a little bit keen to tick all the boxes. Very much likes to please but seems a bit scatty in an almost cute way.
Looks & physique: pretty young girl, long blonde hair.
Price for half hour: £60
Ethnic origin: Polish
Comments: has taken down her AW photos but she is reasonably hot (the PG ones were good). Doesn't seem to be able to understand the AW system at all.

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This one nearly scrapes a strong recommendation
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Lizzie x
Rating. Room: A. Service: B+. Looks: A
AW:  External Link/Members Only
Age: 18 (probably not more than 20)
Dress size etc: Size 8, 34E natural
Area: Meadowbank
Room: Modern house with a good bed.
Service & attitude: Enthusiastic. CIM OWO facials.
Looks & physique: Very pretty, slim & petite, big breasted.
Price for half hour: £80
Ethnic origin: British
Comments: Does her best to provide a professional service. Rather excitable personality.

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This one is massage and HE only
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Lucrezia7
Rating. Room: A-. Service: B. Looks: B+
AW: External Link/Members Only
Age: 28
Dress size etc: Size 8, 32b
Area: Broughton/Leith
Room: Very nicely appointed large room, unusual decor, single-bed size massage bed.
Service & attitude: Strictly topless massage & HE, no oral, very limited touching. Very polite and engaging personality-wise, if verging on slightly up herself. The sensual massage seems professional, and she doesn't skimp on the HE but seems unengaged while doing it (as if she doesn't find it in the least bit sensual).
Looks & physique: tall, slim, well-pronounced nipples. Looks reasonably hot topless.
Price for half hour: £50
Ethnic origin: British
Comments: Really is topless massage & HE only, if that's all you want it's quite acceptable.

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Scarlete
Rating. Room: A. Service: A-. Looks: B+
AW:  External Link/Members Only
Age: 21
Dress size etc: Size 8, 32b
Area: Meadowbank
Room: pleasant room with a decent bed
Service & attitude: Sweet petite young girl. Can seem quite shy but offers a good service without wasting any time.
Looks & physique: Tiny physique. Could look exceptionally pretty if she tried a bit harder.
Price for half hour: £60
Ethnic origin: British
Comments: a very nice girl but a bit lacking in oomph!

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Scottish Barbie Nicole
Rating. Room: A-. Service: B-. Looks: A-
AW: External Link/Members Only
Age: 19 (stated, but probably early 20s)
Dress size etc: Size 10 (stated but looks more likely a 12), 34EE (enhanced)
Area: Fountainpark
Room: Decent enough room but towel on the bed. The street can take a while to find.
Service & attitude: ex-Sauna girl style (fucking by numbers)
Looks & physique: great chest, not quite as slim as she looks on the main photo. Fit.
Price for half hour: £65
Ethnic origin: Scottish
Comments: Beautiful telephone manner. Unfortunately she seems to think that giving an efficient service by sauna standards is as good as it gets. She's young, attractive and competent but would benefit from learning from indies instead of duplicating the BSS experience. Doesn't allow fingers inside, probably a few other no-no's, but you get the feeling there's no malice in her though.

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TightxTeenxCarmen (was: HotCarmen)
Rating. Room: A-. Service: B-. Looks: B+
AW: External Link/Members Only
Age: 19 (probably early twenties)
Dress size etc: Size 6, Cup size probably A/B
Area: Fountainpark
Room: Decent enough room but towel on the bed.
Service & attitude: ex-Sauna girl style (what do you like, what do you like next)
Looks & physique: very petite, probably has great PSE potential
Price for half hour: £70
Ethnic origin: claims first language Scottish, then says parents Italian-English. Probably EE but with good command of English. Has a sister that says the same shit.
Comments: misleading nationality claims on profile can be off-putting (says someone else helped write the profile).

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This one's currently moved through to Glasgow
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Vikki~
Rating. Room: B+. Service: B-. Looks: A+
AW: External Link/Members Only
Age: 19 (stated; looks reasonable; not more than 21)
Dress size etc: Size 8, probably B cup
Area: currently Glasgow; was Western Harbour, Leith
Room: acceptable
Service & attitude: lacking oomph. Performs ok but lacking any engagement whatsoever.
Looks & physique: not tall enough to be a model but otherwise stunning looks
Price for half hour: £80
Ethnic origin: Russian I think
Comments: seems to be enjoying Scotland and very pretty but a bit boring after that.

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Some others from London Street Sauna, all rather poor and forgettable
Looks B, Room A+, Service C
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Jasmin LSS
Jade LSS
Alexandra LSS
Angie LSS

[Marmalade]

bit late, but the rough categories I've used . . . as I said, adapted from Sperto's on ISG, helpful if you're doing large numbers

A being over average, B being average and C under average.

Room:
A= Clean room, nice bed, new sheets, shower possibility.
B= Acceptable room, maybe doing it on a towel on the bed.
C= Simple room, dirty, smelly and/or noisy. No showers.

Service & attitude:
A= Receives punters in a very nice way, presents herself pleasantly, does a good job in the sex-act.
B= Receives you fairly well. Gives an acceptable service.
C= Might be ignorant or have a bad attitude. Arrive, fuck and leave.

Looks:
A= Better than average looks, or sometimes a stunner.
B= Average looks.
C= Low end. Mostly ugly with a few exceptions.

[carlisle78]

I saw Nicole last week. The lights weren't dimmed. She is as stunning as she appears!

[whiterussian]

 

Great feedback there Marmalade.
I'm sure the Edinburgh/Scottish Punters will be grateful.

The A+looks one that's moved to Glasgow looks extremely tasty, personally that recommendation would excite me the most

[rpg]

A busy morning Marmalade. Much appreciated. I'm still in my punting time-out due to family and my own health issues, but fully intend to explore Edinburgh as much as I can later this year. I have a previously agreed meeting with Heather pleasure which had to be cancelled to re-arrange and  April-x21 is also on my radar. External Link/Members Only
I've only seen a quick comment about April on here so will review as and when.
Thanks again.

[Jabba the Slut]

Thank you for that fantastic report Marmalade !!!very useful . I hope to visit some of these fine ladies soon !!!!

[f_angel]

Marmalade

Thanks for the reviews, very useful. I'm just lining up my next punt in Edinburgh and I had discounted a couple of these girls, but now am reconsidering.

[Al Ramone]

Yes, well done, good post Marmalade.

Don't give up on posting at your current rate though, always look forward to your comments on life in general  (is this being fluffy........)

[Marmalade]

Here's another one ...

Alisha £65 size 6, chest A. 19y (stated, probably a bit older)
- Scruffy council flat out at Gracemount. Big bed with towel on it. Sister with occasionally squawking kid in next room. Very petite ex-sauna girl (probably Newtown) and standard sauna routine, questions and performance. But very tight. Also the deep throat was very competent. Phone went off a couple of times and she also got up to quickly to answer the door for her sister.

Room C       Service B        Looks B

I don't have he URL to hand but you can easily find it with a name search in Edinburgh if your AW is working.

Just to clarify: only the reviews I've marked as Positive are recommendations.

[Cactus]

You cool with others adding to this thread?  I've got a couple of contributions I could add 

[Marmalade]

You cool with others adding to this thread?  I've got a couple of contributions I could add 

Of course. As far as I can see it's a case of readers posting reviews wherever and however they think they will be most helpful.

I put a whole bunch together here as I think the context is helpful perhaps - three positive reviews out of a bucket load saysmore than isolated reviews if I were to post every punt as a 'positive' for instance . I added individual links in the main review section to positive recoomendations but only linked the negs where someone else had reviewed (in order to offer a second opinion). I gave neg reviews to those I felt unlikely to return to and didn't feel were worth the money overall, whereas some people give a positive review if services were delivered as promised even if they thought the quality was bad.

[Skiver]

New here guys  , but I can second Marmalade's post re ScottishBarbieNicole. I saw her in Jan (reviewed on P'net), and had a similar experience. Shame the tat's been airbrushed in the latest pic as it's pretty big, but then I s'ppose she'll have her reasons....

BTW Would be good to have a good mature wg in Edinburgh these days !

[mcampbell]

I only have experience of the parlours, and have to say that the best 4 in Edinburgh are:-

BSS - Heidi & Olivia
LSS - Andrea and Marie

I'd be hard pushed to say which was the ultimate best, as each is excellent at what they do and their different styles make the visit that more enjoyable.

[Thehun10]

Seen a new Romanian girl called Jackie at LSS last week.
Excellent body & looks. Very like Andrea.
Would love to see her again.

[Marmalade]

Seen a new Romanian girl called Jackie at LSS last week.
Excellent body & looks. Very like Andrea.
Would love to see her again.

Can you give any more details? What was the service like? Approx age? Slim?
Cheers

[Thehun10]

Jackie at LSS
Service? Well LSS type service on a first visit no owo or kissing but I wasn't looking for any.
I think she could have been pushed to do more.
About 5"4' Slim perfect body. Great tits with protruding erect nipples you just want to suck.
Speaks great English, was working in London and then going back to Milan.
I think the best there at the moment.
Sandy who was working at BSS seems to have moved to LSS.

[Marmalade]

Seen a new Romanian girl called Jackie at LSS last week.
Excellent body & looks. Very like Andrea.
Would love to see her again.

young?

[Thehun10]

young?

maybe about 24, she has worked in Milan and London.

[HandyAndys]

OK,  some additions to Marmalades quality info:

Sensual Sophie~
Rating. Room: B+. Service: B. Looks: A-
AW: External Link/Members Only
Age: 21 (stated; good looking girl, pleasant, approx 24, lovely friendly manner, made me feel very welcome & comfortable)
Dress size etc: Size 12/14, DD cup
Area: was Abbeyhill, now Gorgie
Room: Nice, slight smell of smoke in the flat
Service & attitude: keen, did exacyly as I wanted, probably more, but certainly anything in her list
Looks & physique: Pretty girl, have to be honest, she's a lot plumper than I thought she would be but I went back so can't be that bad.
Price for half hour: £50
Ethnic origin: Scottish
Comments: I think she's a lovely girl, visited twice and more than likely I'll be back. Pity about the new location. Didn't like the fact that my time in the shower came off my time in the room.

[HandyAndys]

Here's another

x Connie x
Rating. Room: B+. Service: B (didn't sample them all). Looks: B+
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Age: 35 (stated; good looking girl, pleasant, pretty accurate age wise, very welcoming and couldn't do enough for me. dressed as requested as looked the part (great legs))
Dress size etc: Size 12 C cup
Area: Gorgie
Room: Nice, slight smell of smoke in the flat
Service & attitude: Really friendly girl,
Price for half hour: £50 (did me a deal thru booking thru AW)
Ethnic origin: Scottish
Comments: Very friendly, good looking, great communication. Obviously experienced and was very keen to do what I wanted. Great BJ, 2nd time wanked over her tits. If I get the chance to return I'll be there like a shot.

[Marmalade]

Nice reports - though I think you're a little more generous than I would be.  Connie will doubtless be delighted, especially as she was rather stupid when she came on here a few days ago. You've found some bargain prices - even if they are old or fat. I doubt if I could give either of those A's, or anything more than a C+ (based on price and they did the business).

[HandyAndys]

Lol,

Haven't logged on here regularly for quite a while so didn't know that Connie had been on the forum.

Although it's been quite a while since I saw her (January) still seemed great and a nice girl.

Planning on treating myself tomorrow and of course right on cue "A Fallen Angel" (Sasha) disappears off the planet, only about the 4th time now !

 

[Martini10]

I would like to have your comments on Blonde Emily and Redhead Alexandra

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I was quute impressed that RHA is not in the list - there are great comments on her CIM, swalloe and GFE.

Would like to know the score of blondex Emily if any had paid a visit.

[Marmalade]

I would like to have your comments on Blonde Emily and Redhead Alexandra

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I was quute impressed that RHA is not in the list - there are great comments on her CIM, swalloe and GFE.

Would like to know the score of blondex Emily if any had paid a visit.

Emily - claims to be Scottish on her profile but has EE accent. Sauna type service at Indie prices.
R.Alexandra - respected performer but annoyingly doesn't usually display a phone number so emails necessary.

[Cactus]

OK,  some additions to Marmalades quality info:

Sensual Sophie~
Rating. Room: B+. Service: B. Looks: A-
AW: External Link/Members Only
Age: 21 (stated; good looking girl, pleasant, approx 24, lovely friendly manner, made me feel very welcome & comfortable)
Dress size etc: Size 12/14, DD cup
Area: was Abbeyhill, now Gorgie
Room: Nice, slight smell of smoke in the flat
Service & attitude: keen, did exacyly as I wanted, probably more, but certainly anything in her list
Looks & physique: Pretty girl, have to be honest, she's a lot plumper than I thought she would be but I went back so can't be that bad.
Price for half hour: £50
Ethnic origin: Scottish
Comments: I think she's a lovely girl, visited twice and more than likely I'll be back. Pity about the new location. Didn't like the fact that my time in the shower came off my time in the room.

I punted with her about 3 months or so ago, I'd give her the following ratings:
Room: B. Service:C+. Looks: B.
Room was good enough, tidy but she was doing the coloured bit of fabric over the light shade trick.
Looks, attractive young lady, she'll be a bit older (but not rediculously so) than her profile claims.  Great set of boobs.
Service: decent enough oral (can't remember if it was covered or not), oral on her she seemed to enjoy, with what sounded like genuine moans. Sex was crap though, lay there like a sack of spuds expecting me to do all the work with zero eye contact.  I was later in the day and I think she may operate something of a conveyor belt type system (tried to book her a number of times in the past but she's had very little availability & cheap prices), so perhaps was literally 'fucked'.  Also tried the old, wank me off for a while then jump on to try to get me to cum quick trick, which is a particular pain in the ass.
Shower time also taken off the 45 minute booking.  She's cheap though, maybe

[Cactus]

I'd like to add a couple of comments on Lanya too, who's now departed, The Athens of the North, it seems.

I probably wouldn't rate her as highly as you Marmalade.  Room was all well and good, probably a B+, Service I'd say A- and Looks about a B+ IMO of course.

Also felt she got a wee bit unreliable toward the end, she fucked me around one day when I was trying to get a punt, perhaps demand ahead of her retirement.

[Cactus]

Heather Pleasure
Rating. Room: A. Service:B+ Looks: B+
AW: External Link/Members Only
Age: 29 (I'd say this was about bang on)
Dress size etc: size 8, 32d enhanced (never noticed till I was giving her oral and spotted the fairly neat scars)
Area: Meadows
Room: Nice room in a standard Meadows type flat, very clean and tidy.
Service & attitude: Good conversationalist, seems intelligent.  Oral was good as was sex, plenty kissing and eye contact.  Reverse oral on her was good, she really seemed to get into it.  Very good GFE type punt, defo not the PSE.
Looks & physique: slim, fit late twenties/early thirties (at a push) lady. Dressed casually just as I had requested, very nice.  Very pretty lady with long brown hair.  Nice wee Brazilian downstairs too, which gets plus points.  Very good yet fake titties.
Price for half hour: £70
Ethnic origin: English (well spoken with a rather sexy accent)
Comments:  Not a clock watcher from my experience, time ran over by about 10 minutes on a 30 minute punt.  Really friendly, the sort of girl you'd take home to meet Mum and nobody would have any idea how she made her money.  Currently on holiday until Mid-August.  Would definately see her again for GFE.

[HandyAndys]

Mmmmhhh thanks for the info Cactus, was maybe thinkinf of seeing her tomorrow but you're putting me off.

I haven't pumped her before and was possibly going to give it a go but she doesn't sound the best. Good BJ tho and I agree on the tittie front.

Any other budget punts you could recommend - if A Fallen Angel was around she'd be getting paid a visit but at the moment Scarlete is the favourite.

Agree re: Lanya, she was ok but not really my cup of tea.

Cheers

[Marmalade]

Cactusv- Sorry to hear you got fucked about. I think you probably hit the nail on the head. I liked the fact I could walk in and within thirty seconds she'd bevdeep-throating and gagging quite hard and enthusiastically for a good ten minutes, followed by solid fucking for the remainder of every half hour punt. The ABCs have to be approximate I suppose. I've no problem with yours. She did have a slight gap between her front teeth and was not the model look of one or two outstanding EEs, but a fine specimen, attractive face, good body and great personality. Ran over the half hour several times discussing her course work which is in a subject that happens to interest me. Room is the same (one of two) used by all the girls there. Of the two rooms, I prefer the one that has a bed that is easier to use standing up (for PSE shagging). Not the glass of chilled white wine overlooking the Forth penthouse though. I was maybe slightly generous on the room rating.

[HandyAndys]

Forgot about her, another contender had she been around.,

Seemed quite distant and as someone else had mentioned, aloof.

Nice flat tho, and a very nice girl. Probably the best BJ I've ever had. 2nd time she sucked me off must have taken about 20 mins to blast and she didn't mind one bit. (Loved the mirrors).

Heather Pleasure
Rating. Room: A. Service:B+ Looks: B+
AW: External Link/Members Only
Age: 29 (I'd say this was about bang on)
Dress size etc: size 8, 32d enhanced (never noticed till I was giving her oral and spotted the fairly neat scars)
Area: Meadows
Room: Nice room in a standard Meadows type flat, very clean and tidy.
Service & attitude: Good conversationalist, seems intelligent.  Oral was good as was sex, plenty kissing and eye contact.  Reverse oral on her was good, she really seemed to get into it.  Very good GFE type punt, defo not the PSE.
Looks & physique: slim, fit late twenties/early thirties (at a push) lady. Dressed casually just as I had requested, very nice.  Very pretty lady with long brown hair.  Nice wee Brazilian downstairs too, which gets plus points.  Very good yet fake titties.
Price for half hour: £70
Ethnic origin: English (well spoken with a rather sexy accent)
Comments:  Not a clock watcher from my experience, time ran over by about 10 minutes on a 30 minute punt.  Really friendly, the sort of girl you'd take home to meet Mum and nobody would have any idea how she made her money.  Currently on holiday until Mid-August.  Would definately see her again for GFE.

[Cactus]

Mmmmhhh thanks for the info Cactus, was maybe thinkinf of seeing her tomorrow but you're putting me off.

I haven't pumped her before and was possibly going to give it a go but she doesn't sound the best. Good BJ tho and I agree on the tittie front.

Any other budget punts you could recommend - if A Fallen Angel was around she'd be getting paid a visit but at the moment Scarlete is the favourite.

Agree re: Lanya, she was ok but not really my cup of tea.

Cheers

Who have I put you off? Heather?  I'd recommend her if you were after a GFE.

Sophie was alright for a cheap punt, but I wouldn't go back.

A Fallen Angel is probably my fave girl in Edinburgh just now, was going to do a write up on this thread to supplement my previous review, but her profile seems to be down at the moment (as she does when she's not working) so I'll wait till it's back live and do a report with a link.

There's Sarah, The Blowjob Queen.  Cheap, pretty and good service.  Great tits and I'm a fan of the trimmed pussy.  Not one to go for if you're into 'witty banter' though and she does rather provide a 'conveyor belt' type service. External Link/Members Only

Sweet & Petite, I'd concur with Marmalades review on her, well worth the visit IMO.  Little bit more expensive External Link/Members Only

Sadly, about the best punt in the city is Lil' Jade, total PSE.  However I couldn't recommend her as she ripped me off and is also stupidly scatty.  If you can actually tie her down to a booking though she's excellent. External Link/Members Only

I've not been punting much of late, so I'm afraid I may not be best to comment on the current crop...

[HandyAndys]

I was meaning Sophie.

Agreed that Heather is right up there.

Sweet & Petite looks the part, or Insatiable Sophie also.

LJ is right up my street but despit various attempts have never managed to meet.

Hopefully A Fallen Angel will surface again tomorrow morning!

Who have I put you off? Heather?  I'd recommend her if you were after a GFE.

Sophie was alright for a cheap punt, but I wouldn't go back.

A Fallen Angel is probably my fave girl in Edinburgh just now, was going to do a write up on this thread to supplement my previous review, but her profile seems to be down at the moment (as she does when she's not working) so I'll wait till it's back live and do a report with a link.

There's Sarah, The Blowjob Queen.  Cheap, pretty and good service.  Great tits and I'm a fan of the trimmed pussy.  Not one to go for if you're into 'witty banter' though and she does rather provide a 'conveyor belt' type service. External Link/Members Only

Sweet & Petite, I'd concur with Marmalades review on her, well worth the visit IMO.  Little bit more expensive External Link/Members Only

Sadly, about the best punt in the city is Lil' Jade, total PSE.  However I couldn't recommend her as she ripped me off and is also stupidly scatty.  If you can actually tie her down to a booking though she's excellent. External Link/Members Only

I've not been punting much of late, so I'm afraid I may not be best to comment on the current crop...

[Cactus]

Kaighleighxx
Rating. Room: C. Service:C. Looks: C+
AW: External Link/Members Only
Age: 21 (she's actually about 24 I think)
Dress size etc: size no stated (I'd guess 14/16), 36dd natural
Area: Wester Hailes
Room: I think this is actually her bedroom, newish flat in the Hailes.  Was a bit of a dump when I was last there.
Service & attitude: Could talk the hind legs off a donkey, majority of it is utter pish too.  Usually good BJ, but was poor on last visit.  Oral on her minimal, didn't seem particularly interested.  Sex awkward and a bit crap, again didn't seem interested.  Kissing and fondling was nice enough though.  Needs to lay of the ganja...
Looks & physique: Quite a curvy size 16 (I'd guess), great tits, quite pretty.  Covered in pretty awful tattoos these days, she thinks their the bee's knees, but in truth they are just tacky.
Price for half hour: £50
Ethnic origin: Scottish - bit of a Ned.
Comments:  Seen her alot over the last few years, but stopped for reasons I'd rather not state.  Decided to give her another go a few months back.  Wish I didn't bother, service was poor, was like she saw me as an old mate rather than a punter, perhaps a little too familiar.  Wouldn't return personally, but wouldn't necessarily advise others not to give her a go, if that makes any sense whatsoever?

[Cactus]

Cactusv- Sorry to hear you got fucked about. I think you probably hit the nail on the head. I liked the fact I could walk in and within thirty seconds she'd bevdeep-throating and gagging quite hard and enthusiastically for a good ten minutes, followed by solid fucking for the remainder of every half hour punt. The ABCs have to be approximate I suppose. I've no problem with yours. She did have a slight gap between her front teeth and was not the model look of one or two outstanding EEs, but a fine specimen, attractive face, good body and great personality. Ran over the half hour several times discussing her course work which is in a subject that happens to interest me. Room is the same (one of two) used by all the girls there. Of the two rooms, I prefer the one that has a bed that is easier to use standing up (for PSE shagging). Not the glass of chilled white wine overlooking the Forth penthouse though. I was maybe slightly generous on the room rating.

To be honest the 'mucking about' was probably partially my fault as I was trying to arrange something with her (or Isla) last minute.  Told her when I'd be in the area and she told me to get in touch when I was close, stopped at Meadowbank Sainsbury's car park (was thirsty) and called/text to try to confirm.  Sat there for about 45 minutes and never heard back.  I'm pretty bad for trying to sort these things last minute when I'm in town, so didn't give her alot of notice, but it was looking like a goer up until I got nearby, she probably thought I was being flakey and took another booking.  Isla called when I was in heading for the Meadows to meet with Heather Pleasure, had to tell her I'd made other plans.  Never did get to see Isla, shame.

I was only in one of the two rooms, forget which one.  Lanya was a good punt, but I probably just didn't click with her as much as it sounds like you did.

[Marmalade]

Kaighleighxx
Rating. Room: C. Service:C. Looks: C+
AW: External Link/Members Only
Age: 21 (she's actually about 24 I think)
Dress size etc: size no stated (I'd guess 14/16), 36dd natural
Area: Wester Hailes
Room: I think this is actually her bedroom, newish flat in the Hailes.  Was a bit of a dump when I was last there.
Service & attitude: Could talk the hind legs off a donkey, majority of it is utter pish too.  Usually good BJ, but was poor on last visit.  Oral on her minimal, didn't seem particularly interested.  Sex awkward and a bit crap, again didn't seem interested.  Kissing and fondling was nice enough though.  Needs to lay of the ganja...
Looks & physique: Quite a curvy size 16 (I'd guess), great tits, quite pretty.  Covered in pretty awful tattoos these days, she thinks their the bee's knees, but in truth they are just tacky.
Price for half hour: £50
Ethnic origin: Scottish - bit of a Ned.
Comments:  Seen her alot over the last few years, but stopped for reasons I'd rather not state.  Decided to give her another go a few months back.  Wish I didn't bother, service was poor, was like she saw me as an old mate rather than a punter, perhaps a little too familiar.  Wouldn't return personally, but wouldn't necessarily advise others not to give her a go, if that makes any sense whatsoever?

I'm pleased you mentioned Kaighleighxx and I agree with the points you make. But it also gives a context to your higher ratings when you include her as a reference point with Cs. This makes anyone's reviews more useful IMO otherwise the question arises, "good/bad compared to what else (in the reviewer's experience)?"

For instance, there used to be a legendary top performer (PSE) in Leith some years back, luxury penthouse flat, perfect looks, performance & attitude, credit cards accepted (think, Inara from Firefly). She was like a masterclass in escorting. So if I'd included her in the same 'half term report' then the others would have been downgraded accordingly. The context of what's available at any particular time.

I suppose I've had worse than Kaighleighxx but as you said, she used to be pretty good (back in her Dundas St days - like many from Dundas St sauna - even the other girl you mention was at least less of a lottery then).

I'll look forward to what the next crop of students will bring of course. 

[arcton85]

...

For instance, there used to be a legendary top performer (PSE) in Leith some years back, luxury penthouse flat, perfect looks, performance & attitude, credit cards accepted (think, Inara from Firefly). She was like a masterclass in escorting. So if I'd included her in the same 'half term report' then the others would have been downgraded accordingly. The context of what's available at any particular time.

...

That had to be Becky Carlyle.

I think instead of ABC it would be better to use ABCDEF. Lots of these C grades seem pretty terrible but it doesn't feel like a C should be that bad...

[Marmalade]

That had to be Becky Carlyle.

I think instead of ABC it would be better to use ABCDEF  Lots of these C grades seem pretty terrible but it doesn't feel like a C should be that bad...

Spot on - you maybe know your Scottish prossies!

But honestly I think we can overcomplicate things. If hundreds of punters were using an ABC grading system yes, we could add refinements, but until then ...

No harm in adding exceptions. (Sheffield, Mercedes, D- looks D- attitude Room A as it was my nice hotel room and I hope no one saw her come in).

Whoever gets a low score, someone will say, oh it's a bit harsh: but it's unfair to the better performers otherwise. I could say a lot of genuine nice things about Kayleighxx, but just now "good punt" would hardly be one of them. Especially with her being out in back of beyond. No offence.

[cosava]

I would have to agree with Cactus. The best girl in Edinburgh right now is fallen angel. She can be a bit difficult to get in touch with but seems to have improved a lot on that front for me anyway since last year when I gave up trying to book her.
 External Link/Members Only has the details. If you like what I would call a horny GFE she is the girl for you. I missed lanya but experience sounds similar and she is much more outgoing than some of Lanya's friends.

[carlisle78]

Never seen Fallen Angel - but my view is that Nicole, Insatiable Sophie or April are hard to beat. Had my 6th 2 hour session with Sophie yesterday and she lives up to her name. I was exhausted. I challenge anyone to wear her out.

[cosava]

Nicole is very good but for me fallen angel has the advantage of liking a levels without charging extras. Sophie is on my to do list

[Cactus]

Never seen Fallen Angel - but my view is that Nicole, Insatiable Sophie or April are hard to beat. Had my 6th 2 hour session with Sophie yesterday and she lives up to her name. I was exhausted. I challenge anyone to wear her out.

Nicole? Would that be 'sweet & petite'? or Scottish Barbie Nicole? S&P is defo on my 'to do soon' list - I actually thought I'd seen her previously, but got my wires crossed.

Insatiable Sophie looks ace, but I won't pay £150ph out of principle.  Her 2hr rate of £200 is reasonable though, although I wouldn't be too keen on booking 2 hours on a first punt.  Bit of a catch 22 situation there 

April looks good too, I've tried to book her in the past to no avail, maybe try to get a half hour with her soon.

[Cactus]

I would have to agree with Cactus. The best girl in Edinburgh right now is fallen angel. She can be a bit difficult to get in touch with but seems to have improved a lot on that front for me anyway since last year when I gave up trying to book her.
 External Link/Members Only has the details. If you like what I would call a horny GFE she is the girl for you. I missed lanya but experience sounds similar and she is much more outgoing than some of Lanya's friends.

Indeed...

A Fallen Angel
Rating. Room: B. Service:A+. Looks: A-
AW: External Link/Members Only
Age: 26 (I think she may be a little older, but not massively and certainly under 30)
Dress size etc: 8, which I would say is accurate, 32b natural
Area: Fountainbridge area
Room: Works out of serviced apartments, been the same ones the 4 times I've been to see her.  Clean and tidy enough, but the bedrooms are a little tired and the shower is never the best.
Service & attitude: Excellent, she'll do as good a GFE as you'll find, very tactile, plenty kisses and cuddles. Or she'll do you as good a PSE as you'll find too, deep throat oral, writhing bodies, drenched in sweat.  Bloody flexible too, giving her oral with her legs behind her head and being able to look her dead in the eye is a horny as fuck experience that every punter should experience.  I'm not usually into DFK, but with Sasha when caught up in the moment, I find myself drawn into it.  She'll do anal in her price too, which whilst not for me, will be a plus point for many a punter.  Basically I think, all the services listed on her profile, are on offer, with none as extras.
Doesn't seem to see too many guys in a day, which is good, but also may be the reason for the occasional bout of flakiness.
Looks & physique: Slim to the point of being skinny, but with a great arse and nice sized tits (with extremely suckable/perky nipples).  Long curly hair, great to mess up and grab whilst in the throws of naughty fun.  Pretty face, quite striking features, but skin not the best.
Price for half hour: £60 on special offer for the summer.  I've only ever had hour bookings and not one has ended on the stroke of the hour, infact most have run over.
Ethnic origin: Scottish.
Comments:  She's a clever girl, apparently studied English Literature at Uni, which may or may not be true, but on my last punt we chatted for a good length of time about favourite authors, of whom we have a couple in common.  She's a borders lass, so isn't always in Edinburgh and means she works from serviced apartments.  Service, for me, is second to none.  In the last punt we never actually had any penetrative sex in the near 2 hours I was with her, but I left grinning from ear to ear... so much so I left my laptop in her apartment & had to make a return visit after I got to the car, then ran back up, greeted with more passionate DFK!     

[arcton85]

Spot on - you maybe know your Scottish prossies!

But honestly I think we can overcomplicate things. If hundreds of punters were using an ABC grading system yes, we could add refinements, but until then ...

No harm in adding exceptions. (Sheffield, Mercedes, D- looks D- attitude Room A as it was my nice hotel room and I hope no one saw her come in).

Whoever gets a low score, someone will say, oh it's a bit harsh: but it's unfair to the better performers otherwise. I could say a lot of genuine nice things about Kayleighxx, but just now "good punt" would hardly be one of them. Especially with her being out in back of beyond. No offence.

God I wish I knew what happened to Becky. She was one of my first so you can imagine how many times I was disappointed with the quality after that!

I have to say though that redhead alexandra is right up there and I'll be sad to see her go.

As an aside, has anyone else always been surprised by the lack of touring from escorts during the festival? I always thought it would attract a flood of high quality escorts looking for a "working" holiday, but if anything August has always seemed the quietest time of year for tours. 

[Marmalade]

God I wish I knew what happened to Becky. She was one of my first so you can imagine how many times I was disappointed with the quality after that

That was good going - must have been an amazing intro? She dreamt of opening a school for courtesans (not bargaining on the bitchiness of some of her competitors methinks). I kept in touch with her for a while - she accepted existing clients and personal recommendations for a while - then she retired permanently.

My first two punts were a housing estate slapper and a weegie in the passenger seat. Both a million miles from classy, but I recall them fondly all the same.

[arcton85]

That was good going - must have been an amazing intro? She dreamt of opening a school for courtesans (not bargaining on the bitchiness of some of her competitors methinks). I kept in touch with her for a while - she accepted existing clients and personal recommendations for a while - then she retired permanently.

My first two punts were a housing estate slapper and a weegie in the passenger seat. Both a million miles from classy, but I recall them fondly all the same.

I do recall her complaining about how another WG fliered her building "exposing" her because of some argument. Classic capitalism I suppose. Someone offers an incredible product and the 2nd tier suppliers do all they can do to fuck them over!

If you're ever googling your old working name, Becky, I salute you 

To be honest I've noticed a tendency on UKP that the very best girls don't get talked about. Is it to keep the drooling masses away from the ones we enjoy the most?

[Marmalade]

I do recall her complaining about how another WG fliered her building "exposing" her because of some argument. Classic capitalism I suppose. Someone offers an incredible product and the 2nd tier suppliers do all they can do to fuck them over!

That's right - all her neighbours. Some of the 2nd tier were not bad punts but clearly bitches underneath.

To be honest I've noticed a tendency on UKP that the very best girls don't get talked about. Is it to keep the drooling masses away from the ones we enjoy the most?

Dunno. I've felt like that at times. Don't mind passing stuff on by pm but sometimes it can ruin a good `un by opening her up to too many dm's. Def low season just now with the students off back home and the saunas feeling the publicity pinch. Still Edinburgh's nae bad, for all that . . .

[arcton85]

As someone who doesn't keep a car in Edinburgh I can't stand the Western Harbour habit!

Not surprised they have to rent the flats to WGs though, you might as well be in Fife up there!

[carlisle78]

As someone who doesn't keep a car in Edinburgh I can't stand the Western Harbour habit!

Not surprised they have to rent the flats to WGs though, you might as well be in Fife up there!

Yeah - saw Jane_123 out at Western Harbour recently. I went by bus from Princes Street but felt so exposed there. Fact I had no reason to be there made it worse. Top flat though. Very luxurious.

[f_angel]

That's interesting to know. Western harbour is perfect for me when I'm in Edin, quite easy for me to get to. I like the look of Jane and her friend so I'll try and pay them a visit at some point.

[carlisle78]

Nicole? Would that be 'sweet & petite'? or Scottish Barbie Nicole? S&P is defo on my 'to do soon' list

Yes sorry - S&P. She used to be called Delectable Nicole before AW pulled her original profile and her website is still Delectable Nicole.

She is awesome.