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Author Topic: Edinburgh 'half-term report' - various reviews  (Read 56233 times)

Offline Cactus

I'd like to add a couple of comments on Lanya too, who's now departed, The Athens of the North, it seems.

I probably wouldn't rate her as highly as you Marmalade.  Room was all well and good, probably a B+, Service I'd say A- and Looks about a B+ IMO of course.

Also felt she got a wee bit unreliable toward the end, she fucked me around one day when I was trying to get a punt, perhaps demand ahead of her retirement.

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Heather Pleasure
Rating. Room: A. Service:B+ Looks: B+
AW: https://www.adultwork.com/1040118
Age: 29 (I'd say this was about bang on)
Dress size etc: size 8, 32d enhanced (never noticed till I was giving her oral and spotted the fairly neat scars)
Area: Meadows
Room: Nice room in a standard Meadows type flat, very clean and tidy.
Service & attitude: Good conversationalist, seems intelligent.  Oral was good as was sex, plenty kissing and eye contact.  Reverse oral on her was good, she really seemed to get into it.  Very good GFE type punt, defo not the PSE.
Looks & physique: slim, fit late twenties/early thirties (at a push) lady. Dressed casually just as I had requested, very nice.  Very pretty lady with long brown hair.  Nice wee Brazilian downstairs too, which gets plus points.  Very good yet fake titties.
Price for half hour: £70
Ethnic origin: English (well spoken with a rather sexy accent)
Comments:  Not a clock watcher from my experience, time ran over by about 10 minutes on a 30 minute punt.  Really friendly, the sort of girl you'd take home to meet Mum and nobody would have any idea how she made her money.  Currently on holiday until Mid-August.  Would definately see her again for GFE.


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Mmmmhhh thanks for the info Cactus, was maybe thinkinf of seeing her tomorrow but you're putting me off.

I haven't pumped her before and was possibly going to give it a go but she doesn't sound the best. Good BJ tho and I agree on the tittie front.

Any other budget punts you could recommend - if A Fallen Angel was around she'd be getting paid a visit but at the moment Scarlete is the favourite.

Agree re: Lanya, she was ok but not really my cup of tea.

Cheers

Offline Marmalade

Cactusv- Sorry to hear you got fucked about. I think you probably hit the nail on the head. I liked the fact I could walk in and within thirty seconds she'd bevdeep-throating and gagging quite hard and enthusiastically for a good ten minutes, followed by solid fucking for the remainder of every half hour punt. The ABCs have to be approximate I suppose. I've no problem with yours. She did have a slight gap between her front teeth and was not the model look of one or two outstanding EEs, but a fine specimen, attractive face, good body and great personality. Ran over the half hour several times discussing her course work which is in a subject that happens to interest me. Room is the same (one of two) used by all the girls there. Of the two rooms, I prefer the one that has a bed that is easier to use standing up (for PSE shagging). Not the glass of chilled white wine overlooking the Forth penthouse though. I was maybe slightly generous on the room rating.
« Last Edit: July 31, 2013, 12:15:57 AM by Marmalade »

Forgot about her, another contender had she been around.,

Seemed quite distant and as someone else had mentioned, aloof.

Nice flat tho, and a very nice girl. Probably the best BJ I've ever had. 2nd time she sucked me off must have taken about 20 mins to blast and she didn't mind one bit. (Loved the mirrors).

Heather Pleasure
Rating. Room: A. Service:B+ Looks: B+
AW: https://www.adultwork.com/1040118
Age: 29 (I'd say this was about bang on)
Dress size etc: size 8, 32d enhanced (never noticed till I was giving her oral and spotted the fairly neat scars)
Area: Meadows
Room: Nice room in a standard Meadows type flat, very clean and tidy.
Service & attitude: Good conversationalist, seems intelligent.  Oral was good as was sex, plenty kissing and eye contact.  Reverse oral on her was good, she really seemed to get into it.  Very good GFE type punt, defo not the PSE.
Looks & physique: slim, fit late twenties/early thirties (at a push) lady. Dressed casually just as I had requested, very nice.  Very pretty lady with long brown hair.  Nice wee Brazilian downstairs too, which gets plus points.  Very good yet fake titties.
Price for half hour: £70
Ethnic origin: English (well spoken with a rather sexy accent)
Comments:  Not a clock watcher from my experience, time ran over by about 10 minutes on a 30 minute punt.  Really friendly, the sort of girl you'd take home to meet Mum and nobody would have any idea how she made her money.  Currently on holiday until Mid-August.  Would definately see her again for GFE.


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Offline Cactus

Mmmmhhh thanks for the info Cactus, was maybe thinkinf of seeing her tomorrow but you're putting me off.

I haven't pumped her before and was possibly going to give it a go but she doesn't sound the best. Good BJ tho and I agree on the tittie front.

Any other budget punts you could recommend - if A Fallen Angel was around she'd be getting paid a visit but at the moment Scarlete is the favourite.

Agree re: Lanya, she was ok but not really my cup of tea.

Cheers

Who have I put you off? Heather?  I'd recommend her if you were after a GFE.

Sophie was alright for a cheap punt, but I wouldn't go back.

A Fallen Angel is probably my fave girl in Edinburgh just now, was going to do a write up on this thread to supplement my previous review, but her profile seems to be down at the moment (as she does when she's not working) so I'll wait till it's back live and do a report with a link.

There's Sarah, The Blowjob Queen.  Cheap, pretty and good service.  Great tits and I'm a fan of the trimmed pussy.  Not one to go for if you're into 'witty banter' though and she does rather provide a 'conveyor belt' type service. https://www.adultwork.com/1169480

Sweet & Petite, I'd concur with Marmalades review on her, well worth the visit IMO.  Little bit more expensive https://www.adultwork.com/1770502

Sadly, about the best punt in the city is Lil' Jade, total PSE.  However I couldn't recommend her as she ripped me off and is also stupidly scatty.  If you can actually tie her down to a booking though she's excellent. https://www.adultwork.com/1238754

I've not been punting much of late, so I'm afraid I may not be best to comment on the current crop...


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I was meaning Sophie.

Agreed that Heather is right up there.

Sweet & Petite looks the part, or Insatiable Sophie also.

LJ is right up my street but despit various attempts have never managed to meet.

Hopefully A Fallen Angel will surface again tomorrow morning!

Who have I put you off? Heather?  I'd recommend her if you were after a GFE.

Sophie was alright for a cheap punt, but I wouldn't go back.

A Fallen Angel is probably my fave girl in Edinburgh just now, was going to do a write up on this thread to supplement my previous review, but her profile seems to be down at the moment (as she does when she's not working) so I'll wait till it's back live and do a report with a link.

There's Sarah, The Blowjob Queen.  Cheap, pretty and good service.  Great tits and I'm a fan of the trimmed pussy.  Not one to go for if you're into 'witty banter' though and she does rather provide a 'conveyor belt' type service. https://www.adultwork.com/1169480

Sweet & Petite, I'd concur with Marmalades review on her, well worth the visit IMO.  Little bit more expensive https://www.adultwork.com/1770502

Sadly, about the best punt in the city is Lil' Jade, total PSE.  However I couldn't recommend her as she ripped me off and is also stupidly scatty.  If you can actually tie her down to a booking though she's excellent. https://www.adultwork.com/1238754

I've not been punting much of late, so I'm afraid I may not be best to comment on the current crop...


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Offline Cactus

Kaighleighxx
Rating. Room: C. Service:C. Looks: C+
AW: https://www.adultwork.com/1679467
Age: 21 (she's actually about 24 I think)
Dress size etc: size no stated (I'd guess 14/16), 36dd natural
Area: Wester Hailes
Room: I think this is actually her bedroom, newish flat in the Hailes.  Was a bit of a dump when I was last there.
Service & attitude: Could talk the hind legs off a donkey, majority of it is utter pish too.  Usually good BJ, but was poor on last visit.  Oral on her minimal, didn't seem particularly interested.  Sex awkward and a bit crap, again didn't seem interested.  Kissing and fondling was nice enough though.  Needs to lay of the ganja...
Looks & physique: Quite a curvy size 16 (I'd guess), great tits, quite pretty.  Covered in pretty awful tattoos these days, she thinks their the bee's knees, but in truth they are just tacky.
Price for half hour: £50
Ethnic origin: Scottish - bit of a Ned.
Comments:  Seen her alot over the last few years, but stopped for reasons I'd rather not state.  Decided to give her another go a few months back.  Wish I didn't bother, service was poor, was like she saw me as an old mate rather than a punter, perhaps a little too familiar.  Wouldn't return personally, but wouldn't necessarily advise others not to give her a go, if that makes any sense whatsoever?

Offline Cactus

Cactusv- Sorry to hear you got fucked about. I think you probably hit the nail on the head. I liked the fact I could walk in and within thirty seconds she'd bevdeep-throating and gagging quite hard and enthusiastically for a good ten minutes, followed by solid fucking for the remainder of every half hour punt. The ABCs have to be approximate I suppose. I've no problem with yours. She did have a slight gap between her front teeth and was not the model look of one or two outstanding EEs, but a fine specimen, attractive face, good body and great personality. Ran over the half hour several times discussing her course work which is in a subject that happens to interest me. Room is the same (one of two) used by all the girls there. Of the two rooms, I prefer the one that has a bed that is easier to use standing up (for PSE shagging). Not the glass of chilled white wine overlooking the Forth penthouse though. I was maybe slightly generous on the room rating.

To be honest the 'mucking about' was probably partially my fault as I was trying to arrange something with her (or Isla) last minute.  Told her when I'd be in the area and she told me to get in touch when I was close, stopped at Meadowbank Sainsbury's car park (was thirsty) and called/text to try to confirm.  Sat there for about 45 minutes and never heard back.  I'm pretty bad for trying to sort these things last minute when I'm in town, so didn't give her alot of notice, but it was looking like a goer up until I got nearby, she probably thought I was being flakey and took another booking.  Isla called when I was in heading for the Meadows to meet with Heather Pleasure, had to tell her I'd made other plans.  Never did get to see Isla, shame.

I was only in one of the two rooms, forget which one.  Lanya was a good punt, but I probably just didn't click with her as much as it sounds like you did.

Offline Marmalade

Kaighleighxx
Rating. Room: C. Service:C. Looks: C+
AW: https://www.adultwork.com/1679467
Age: 21 (she's actually about 24 I think)
Dress size etc: size no stated (I'd guess 14/16), 36dd natural
Area: Wester Hailes
Room: I think this is actually her bedroom, newish flat in the Hailes.  Was a bit of a dump when I was last there.
Service & attitude: Could talk the hind legs off a donkey, majority of it is utter pish too.  Usually good BJ, but was poor on last visit.  Oral on her minimal, didn't seem particularly interested.  Sex awkward and a bit crap, again didn't seem interested.  Kissing and fondling was nice enough though.  Needs to lay of the ganja...
Looks & physique: Quite a curvy size 16 (I'd guess), great tits, quite pretty.  Covered in pretty awful tattoos these days, she thinks their the bee's knees, but in truth they are just tacky.
Price for half hour: £50
Ethnic origin: Scottish - bit of a Ned.
Comments:  Seen her alot over the last few years, but stopped for reasons I'd rather not state.  Decided to give her another go a few months back.  Wish I didn't bother, service was poor, was like she saw me as an old mate rather than a punter, perhaps a little too familiar.  Wouldn't return personally, but wouldn't necessarily advise others not to give her a go, if that makes any sense whatsoever?

I'm pleased you mentioned Kaighleighxx and I agree with the points you make. But it also gives a context to your higher ratings when you include her as a reference point with Cs. This makes anyone's reviews more useful IMO otherwise the question arises, "good/bad compared to what else (in the reviewer's experience)?"

For instance, there used to be a legendary top performer (PSE) in Leith some years back, luxury penthouse flat, perfect looks, performance & attitude, credit cards accepted (think, Inara from Firefly). She was like a masterclass in escorting. So if I'd included her in the same 'half term report' then the others would have been downgraded accordingly. The context of what's available at any particular time.

I suppose I've had worse than Kaighleighxx but as you said, she used to be pretty good (back in her Dundas St days - like many from Dundas St sauna - even the other girl you mention was at least less of a lottery then).

I'll look forward to what the next crop of students will bring of course.  ;)
« Last Edit: July 31, 2013, 02:36:21 PM by Marmalade »

Offline arcton85

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For instance, there used to be a legendary top performer (PSE) in Leith some years back, luxury penthouse flat, perfect looks, performance & attitude, credit cards accepted (think, Inara from Firefly). She was like a masterclass in escorting. So if I'd included her in the same 'half term report' then the others would have been downgraded accordingly. The context of what's available at any particular time.

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That had to be Becky Carlyle.

I think instead of ABC it would be better to use ABCDEF. Lots of these C grades seem pretty terrible but it doesn't feel like a C should be that bad...

Offline Marmalade

That had to be Becky Carlyle.

I think instead of ABC it would be better to use ABCDEF  Lots of these C grades seem pretty terrible but it doesn't feel like a C should be that bad...

Spot on - you maybe know your Scottish prossies!

But honestly I think we can overcomplicate things. If hundreds of punters were using an ABC grading system yes, we could add refinements, but until then ...

No harm in adding exceptions. (Sheffield, Mercedes, D- looks D- attitude Room A as it was my nice hotel room and I hope no one saw her come in).

Whoever gets a low score, someone will say, oh it's a bit harsh: but it's unfair to the better performers otherwise. I could say a lot of genuine nice things about Kayleighxx, but just now "good punt" would hardly be one of them. Especially with her being out in back of beyond. No offence.
« Last Edit: July 31, 2013, 02:57:51 PM by Marmalade »

Offline cosava

I would have to agree with Cactus. The best girl in Edinburgh right now is fallen angel. She can be a bit difficult to get in touch with but seems to have improved a lot on that front for me anyway since last year when I gave up trying to book her.
 https://www.adultwork.com/1329235 has the details. If you like what I would call a horny GFE she is the girl for you. I missed lanya but experience sounds similar and she is much more outgoing than some of Lanya's friends.


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Offline carlisle78

Never seen Fallen Angel - but my view is that Nicole, Insatiable Sophie or April are hard to beat. Had my 6th 2 hour session with Sophie yesterday and she lives up to her name. I was exhausted. I challenge anyone to wear her out.
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Offline cosava

Nicole is very good but for me fallen angel has the advantage of liking a levels without charging extras. Sophie is on my to do list :thumbsup:

Offline Cactus

Never seen Fallen Angel - but my view is that Nicole, Insatiable Sophie or April are hard to beat. Had my 6th 2 hour session with Sophie yesterday and she lives up to her name. I was exhausted. I challenge anyone to wear her out.

Nicole? Would that be 'sweet & petite'? or Scottish Barbie Nicole? S&P is defo on my 'to do soon' list - I actually thought I'd seen her previously, but got my wires crossed.

Insatiable Sophie looks ace, but I won't pay £150ph out of principle.  Her 2hr rate of £200 is reasonable though, although I wouldn't be too keen on booking 2 hours on a first punt.  Bit of a catch 22 situation there  :hi:

April looks good too, I've tried to book her in the past to no avail, maybe try to get a half hour with her soon.


Offline Cactus

I would have to agree with Cactus. The best girl in Edinburgh right now is fallen angel. She can be a bit difficult to get in touch with but seems to have improved a lot on that front for me anyway since last year when I gave up trying to book her.
 https://www.adultwork.com/1329235 has the details. If you like what I would call a horny GFE she is the girl for you. I missed lanya but experience sounds similar and she is much more outgoing than some of Lanya's friends.

Indeed...

A Fallen Angel
Rating. Room: B. Service:A+. Looks: A-
AW: https://www.adultwork.com/1329235
Age: 26 (I think she may be a little older, but not massively and certainly under 30)
Dress size etc: 8, which I would say is accurate, 32b natural
Area: Fountainbridge area
Room: Works out of serviced apartments, been the same ones the 4 times I've been to see her.  Clean and tidy enough, but the bedrooms are a little tired and the shower is never the best.
Service & attitude: Excellent, she'll do as good a GFE as you'll find, very tactile, plenty kisses and cuddles. Or she'll do you as good a PSE as you'll find too, deep throat oral, writhing bodies, drenched in sweat.  Bloody flexible too, giving her oral with her legs behind her head and being able to look her dead in the eye is a horny as fuck experience that every punter should experience.  I'm not usually into DFK, but with Sasha when caught up in the moment, I find myself drawn into it.  She'll do anal in her price too, which whilst not for me, will be a plus point for many a punter.  Basically I think, all the services listed on her profile, are on offer, with none as extras.
Doesn't seem to see too many guys in a day, which is good, but also may be the reason for the occasional bout of flakiness.
Looks & physique: Slim to the point of being skinny, but with a great arse and nice sized tits (with extremely suckable/perky nipples).  Long curly hair, great to mess up and grab whilst in the throws of naughty fun.  Pretty face, quite striking features, but skin not the best.
Price for half hour: £60 on special offer for the summer.  I've only ever had hour bookings and not one has ended on the stroke of the hour, infact most have run over.
Ethnic origin: Scottish.
Comments:  She's a clever girl, apparently studied English Literature at Uni, which may or may not be true, but on my last punt we chatted for a good length of time about favourite authors, of whom we have a couple in common.  She's a borders lass, so isn't always in Edinburgh and means she works from serviced apartments.  Service, for me, is second to none.  In the last punt we never actually had any penetrative sex in the near 2 hours I was with her, but I left grinning from ear to ear... so much so I left my laptop in her apartment & had to make a return visit after I got to the car, then ran back up, greeted with more passionate DFK!  :thumbsup:  :thumbsup:  :thumbsup:


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Offline arcton85

Spot on - you maybe know your Scottish prossies!

But honestly I think we can overcomplicate things. If hundreds of punters were using an ABC grading system yes, we could add refinements, but until then ...

No harm in adding exceptions. (Sheffield, Mercedes, D- looks D- attitude Room A as it was my nice hotel room and I hope no one saw her come in).

Whoever gets a low score, someone will say, oh it's a bit harsh: but it's unfair to the better performers otherwise. I could say a lot of genuine nice things about Kayleighxx, but just now "good punt" would hardly be one of them. Especially with her being out in back of beyond. No offence.

God I wish I knew what happened to Becky. She was one of my first so you can imagine how many times I was disappointed with the quality after that!

I have to say though that redhead alexandra is right up there and I'll be sad to see her go.

As an aside, has anyone else always been surprised by the lack of touring from escorts during the festival? I always thought it would attract a flood of high quality escorts looking for a "working" holiday, but if anything August has always seemed the quietest time of year for tours.  :unknown:

Offline Marmalade

God I wish I knew what happened to Becky. She was one of my first so you can imagine how many times I was disappointed with the quality after that
That was good going - must have been an amazing intro? She dreamt of opening a school for courtesans (not bargaining on the bitchiness of some of her competitors methinks). I kept in touch with her for a while - she accepted existing clients and personal recommendations for a while - then she retired permanently.

My first two punts were a housing estate slapper and a weegie in the passenger seat. Both a million miles from classy, but I recall them fondly all the same.

Offline arcton85

That was good going - must have been an amazing intro? She dreamt of opening a school for courtesans (not bargaining on the bitchiness of some of her competitors methinks). I kept in touch with her for a while - she accepted existing clients and personal recommendations for a while - then she retired permanently.

My first two punts were a housing estate slapper and a weegie in the passenger seat. Both a million miles from classy, but I recall them fondly all the same.

I do recall her complaining about how another WG fliered her building "exposing" her because of some argument. Classic capitalism I suppose. Someone offers an incredible product and the 2nd tier suppliers do all they can do to fuck them over!

If you're ever googling your old working name, Becky, I salute you  :hi:

To be honest I've noticed a tendency on UKP that the very best girls don't get talked about. Is it to keep the drooling masses away from the ones we enjoy the most?

Offline Marmalade

I do recall her complaining about how another WG fliered her building "exposing" her because of some argument. Classic capitalism I suppose. Someone offers an incredible product and the 2nd tier suppliers do all they can do to fuck them over!
That's right - all her neighbours. Some of the 2nd tier were not bad punts but clearly bitches underneath.
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To be honest I've noticed a tendency on UKP that the very best girls don't get talked about. Is it to keep the drooling masses away from the ones we enjoy the most?
Dunno. I've felt like that at times. Don't mind passing stuff on by pm but sometimes it can ruin a good `un by opening her up to too many dm's. Def low season just now with the students off back home and the saunas feeling the publicity pinch. Still Edinburgh's nae bad, for all that . . .

Offline arcton85

As someone who doesn't keep a car in Edinburgh I can't stand the Western Harbour habit!

Not surprised they have to rent the flats to WGs though, you might as well be in Fife up there!

Offline carlisle78

As someone who doesn't keep a car in Edinburgh I can't stand the Western Harbour habit!

Not surprised they have to rent the flats to WGs though, you might as well be in Fife up there!

Yeah - saw Jane_123 out at Western Harbour recently. I went by bus from Princes Street but felt so exposed there. Fact I had no reason to be there made it worse. Top flat though. Very luxurious.
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Offline f_angel

That's interesting to know. Western harbour is perfect for me when I'm in Edin, quite easy for me to get to. I like the look of Jane and her friend so I'll try and pay them a visit at some point.

Offline carlisle78

Nicole? Would that be 'sweet & petite'? or Scottish Barbie Nicole? S&P is defo on my 'to do soon' list

Yes sorry - S&P. She used to be called Delectable Nicole before AW pulled her original profile and her website is still Delectable Nicole.

She is awesome.
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