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Author Topic: Edinburgh 'half-term report' - various reviews  (Read 56232 times)

Online Marmalade

I've grouped these reviews together, since people always complain that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I've tried to be as factual as possible, but seeing these ratings in the same post maybe at least can give an idea of my standards, and perceived comparative merits of the WGs. I hope it's helpful in that respect even if you have different views. I'm sure that as soon as it's posted someone will pick holes in it - I don't care - but bear in mind that evaluating WGs like this, even if it is one person's opinion, is more of a job than just enjoying myself by writing soft porn about them with little or no information like age, cost, physique ... details which many punters find valuable. So apologies in advance for any shortcomings. I've tried to add links and photos where available. In short, the sort of things I look for myself when reading a review.

I need to cut down the amount of time I spend on the forum so tried to think what would be the most valuable contribution. I think reviews, much as some people have denigrated them, are a backbone of UKP. The other unique strand is frank help and advice to punters. Both are utterly thankless tasks. But I hope some people maybe appreciate them, even in retrospect.

I've put 'half-term' but it's really 'half year.' All these women are currently available as far as far as I am aware. All reports are based on recent experience within that time. If any WGs or their fans are dissatisfied with the ratings please remember it is just one person's opinion. Girls that want to improve will hopefully appreciate the frankness. I'll link the positive recommendations in the main review section to make them easier to find. The others are more down to personal taste although I am not outright recommending them. There were no horrors (although the ones from LSS that I haven't marked positive almost come pretty close). Many of them give perfectly acceptable service except when I consider the money paid and then I feel the service was not as good as it could or should be. Regards to Sperto of ISG Brasil - I've adapted his ABC 'ratings' system FWIW.

Best wishes

Marmalade.

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POSITIVE RECOMMENDATIONS


Lanya
Rating. Room: A. Service:A+ Looks: A-    PSE gold star
AW: https://www.adultwork.com/1551373
Age: 21 (stated, and looks 21)
Dress size etc: size 8, 34b natural
Area: Meadowbank
Room: Nice modern room, good bed
Service & attitude: First rate deep-throat, and will fill the time with good sex, not waffle. OWO & facials. Intelligent & engaging.
Looks & physique: slim, fit young girl. Gap in front teeth. Student-looks.
Price for half hour: £70
Ethnic origin: English
Comments:  Profile says she will finish working mid-July; genuine student; takes SMS, no calls. Polished and professional, takes the job seriously, but always engaging and never jaded.

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Seductive-Suzi     GFE gold star
Rating. Room: A+. Service:A+ Looks: A-
AW: https://www.adultwork.com/837119
Age: 24 (stated, appears correct)
Dress size etc: size 8 (could be a 6), small breasts, probably 32a
Area: Leith
Room: nicely prepared, relaxed, candles
Service & attitude: Warm, very laid-back and welcoming. Gentle & relaxed.
Looks & physique: very slim
Price for half hour: £55-70 depending on special offers
Ethnic origin: Scottish
Comments: punters with feedback only. Used to be called Edinburgh Suz. Takes breaks from working so not constantly available, but generally amenable.

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Sweet 'n' Petite   (Nicole) gold star for 'sophisticated encounter'
Rating. Room: A+. Service:A. Looks: A-
AW: https://www.adultwork.com/1770502
Age: 29 (stated, looks no more than that)
Dress size etc: Size 6, 32a
Area: Leith Walk
Room: Sensuous, candles, feels like a fantasy encounter.
Service & attitude: suave, sensuous, languorous, captivating.
Looks & physique: classic petite blonde; lights dimmed so hard to tell if she is as stunning as she appears.
Price for half hour: £80
Ethnic origin: British
Comments: no CIM. Used to be called Delectable Nicole.

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Runners up:

These two girls get a special mention for offering outstanding service within the limits of the establishment.
Marie (Greek, late twenties) London Street Sauna
Andrea (Romanian, early twenties) London Street Sauna

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OTHERS

note: photo is not realistic
Amber Rose xo
Rating. Room: B+. Service: C+. Looks: C+
AW: https://www.adultwork.com/2025106
Age: 18 (stated, but probably early twenties)
Dress size etc: Size 14, 36E natural
Area: Leith
Room: pleasant enough but a bit untidy
Service & attitude: OWO quite competent, but overall service was robotic and unengaged.
Looks & physique: Much chubbier than appears in the photo, especially in the face. Double chin. But made at least made a good effort with hair and make-up.
Price for half hour: £50-£60 depending on special offers
Ethnic origin: Scottish
Comments: clearly just does the job when she needs the extra money; mostly just lies there; had to ask for oral, but it was performed quite well. Many tattoos. Great, enormous natural E's.

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LadyLili
Rating. Room: B. Service: B. Looks: B+
AW:  https://www.adultwork.com/1753859
Age: 20/21 (stated, realistic)
Dress size etc: probably about a 12, maybe a C-cup.
Area: Pilrig
Room: compact but pleasant
Service & attitude: bubbly, effervescent and very enthusiastic if a little bit keen to tick all the boxes. Very much likes to please but seems a bit scatty in an almost cute way.
Looks & physique: pretty young girl, long blonde hair.
Price for half hour: £60
Ethnic origin: Polish
Comments: has taken down her AW photos but she is reasonably hot (the PG ones were good). Doesn't seem to be able to understand the AW system at all.

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This one nearly scrapes a strong recommendation

Lizzie x
Rating. Room: A. Service: B+. Looks: A
AW:  https://www.adultwork.com/1867726
Age: 18 (probably not more than 20)
Dress size etc: Size 8, 34E natural
Area: Meadowbank
Room: Modern house with a good bed.
Service & attitude: Enthusiastic. CIM OWO facials.
Looks & physique: Very pretty, slim & petite, big breasted.
Price for half hour: £80
Ethnic origin: British
Comments: Does her best to provide a professional service. Rather excitable personality.

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This one is massage and HE only

Lucrezia7
Rating. Room: A-. Service: B. Looks: B+
AW: https://www.adultwork.com/1735821
Age: 28
Dress size etc: Size 8, 32b
Area: Broughton/Leith
Room: Very nicely appointed large room, unusual decor, single-bed size massage bed.
Service & attitude: Strictly topless massage & HE, no oral, very limited touching. Very polite and engaging personality-wise, if verging on slightly up herself. The sensual massage seems professional, and she doesn't skimp on the HE but seems unengaged while doing it (as if she doesn't find it in the least bit sensual).
Looks & physique: tall, slim, well-pronounced nipples. Looks reasonably hot topless.
Price for half hour: £50
Ethnic origin: British
Comments: Really is topless massage & HE only, if that's all you want it's quite acceptable.

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Scarlete
Rating. Room: A. Service: A-. Looks: B+
AW:  https://www.adultwork.com/1439274
Age: 21
Dress size etc: Size 8, 32b
Area: Meadowbank
Room: pleasant room with a decent bed
Service & attitude: Sweet petite young girl. Can seem quite shy but offers a good service without wasting any time.
Looks & physique: Tiny physique. Could look exceptionally pretty if she tried a bit harder.
Price for half hour: £60
Ethnic origin: British
Comments: a very nice girl but a bit lacking in oomph!

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Scottish Barbie Nicole
Rating. Room: A-. Service: B-. Looks: A-
AW: https://www.adultwork.com/1739565
Age: 19 (stated, but probably early 20s)
Dress size etc: Size 10 (stated but looks more likely a 12), 34EE (enhanced)
Area: Fountainpark
Room: Decent enough room but towel on the bed. The street can take a while to find.
Service & attitude: ex-Sauna girl style (fucking by numbers)
Looks & physique: great chest, not quite as slim as she looks on the main photo. Fit.
Price for half hour: £65
Ethnic origin: Scottish
Comments: Beautiful telephone manner. Unfortunately she seems to think that giving an efficient service by sauna standards is as good as it gets. She's young, attractive and competent but would benefit from learning from indies instead of duplicating the BSS experience. Doesn't allow fingers inside, probably a few other no-no's, but you get the feeling there's no malice in her though.

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TightxTeenxCarmen (was: HotCarmen)
Rating. Room: A-. Service: B-. Looks: B+
AW: https://www.adultwork.com/2007378
Age: 19 (probably early twenties)
Dress size etc: Size 6, Cup size probably A/B
Area: Fountainpark
Room: Decent enough room but towel on the bed.
Service & attitude: ex-Sauna girl style (what do you like, what do you like next)
Looks & physique: very petite, probably has great PSE potential
Price for half hour: £70
Ethnic origin: claims first language Scottish, then says parents Italian-English. Probably EE but with good command of English. Has a sister that says the same shit.
Comments: misleading nationality claims on profile can be off-putting (says someone else helped write the profile).

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This one's currently moved through to Glasgow

Vikki~
Rating. Room: B+. Service: B-. Looks: A+
AW: https://www.adultwork.com/1900600
Age: 19 (stated; looks reasonable; not more than 21)
Dress size etc: Size 8, probably B cup
Area: currently Glasgow; was Western Harbour, Leith
Room: acceptable
Service & attitude: lacking oomph. Performs ok but lacking any engagement whatsoever.
Looks & physique: not tall enough to be a model but otherwise stunning looks
Price for half hour: £80
Ethnic origin: Russian I think
Comments: seems to be enjoying Scotland and very pretty but a bit boring after that.

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Some others from London Street Sauna, all rather poor and forgettable
Looks B, Room A+, Service C
http://londonstreetsauna.biz/
Jasmin LSS
Jade LSS
Alexandra LSS
Angie LSS


2 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (2 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)
16 review(s) found for sweet 'n' petite linked to in above post (16 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)
1 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)
1 review(s) found for Lizzie x linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)
1 review(s) found for Lucrezia7 linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)
2 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)
2 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)
5 review(s) found for Vikki~ linked to in above post (3 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative)

Online Marmalade

bit late, but the rough categories I've used . . . as I said, adapted from Sperto's on ISG, helpful if you're doing large numbers

A being over average, B being average and C under average.

Room:
A= Clean room, nice bed, new sheets, shower possibility.
B= Acceptable room, maybe doing it on a towel on the bed.
C= Simple room, dirty, smelly and/or noisy. No showers.

Service & attitude:
A= Receives punters in a very nice way, presents herself pleasantly, does a good job in the sex-act.
B= Receives you fairly well. Gives an acceptable service.
C= Might be ignorant or have a bad attitude. Arrive, fuck and leave.

Looks:
A= Better than average looks, or sometimes a stunner.
B= Average looks.
C= Low end. Mostly ugly with a few exceptions.

Offline carlisle78

I saw Nicole last week. The lights weren't dimmed. She is as stunning as she appears!
Banning reason: Trolling another member because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. Also known as EdiTed on other sites.

 :hi:

Great feedback there Marmalade.
I'm sure the Edinburgh/Scottish Punters will be grateful.

The A+looks one that's moved to Glasgow looks extremely tasty, personally that recommendation would excite me the most :thumbsup:


Offline rpg

A busy morning Marmalade. Much appreciated. I'm still in my punting time-out due to family and my own health issues, but fully intend to explore Edinburgh as much as I can later this year. I have a previously agreed meeting with Heather pleasure which had to be cancelled to re-arrange and  April-x21 is also on my radar. https://www.adultwork.com/1758519
I've only seen a quick comment about April on here so will review as and when.
Thanks again.


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Thank you for that fantastic report Marmalade !!!very useful . I hope to visit some of these fine ladies soon !!!!

Offline f_angel

Marmalade

Thanks for the reviews, very useful. I'm just lining up my next punt in Edinburgh and I had discounted a couple of these girls, but now am reconsidering.

Yes, well done, good post Marmalade.

Don't give up on posting at your current rate though, always look forward to your comments on life in general  (is this being fluffy........)

Online Marmalade

Here's another one ...

Alisha £65 size 6, chest A. 19y (stated, probably a bit older)
- Scruffy council flat out at Gracemount. Big bed with towel on it. Sister with occasionally squawking kid in next room. Very petite ex-sauna girl (probably Newtown) and standard sauna routine, questions and performance. But very tight. Also the deep throat was very competent. Phone went off a couple of times and she also got up to quickly to answer the door for her sister.

Room C       Service B        Looks B

I don't have he URL to hand but you can easily find it with a name search in Edinburgh if your AW is working.

Just to clarify: only the reviews I've marked as Positive are recommendations.

Offline Cactus

You cool with others adding to this thread?  I've got a couple of contributions I could add  :hi:

Online Marmalade

You cool with others adding to this thread?  I've got a couple of contributions I could add  :hi:

Of course. As far as I can see it's a case of readers posting reviews wherever and however they think they will be most helpful.

I put a whole bunch together here as I think the context is helpful perhaps - three positive reviews out of a bucket load saysmore than isolated reviews if I were to post every punt as a 'positive' for instance . I added individual links in the main review section to positive recoomendations but only linked the negs where someone else had reviewed (in order to offer a second opinion). I gave neg reviews to those I felt unlikely to return to and didn't feel were worth the money overall, whereas some people give a positive review if services were delivered as promised even if they thought the quality was bad.
« Last Edit: June 21, 2013, 02:56:16 PM by Marmalade »

Offline Skiver

New here guys  :hi:, but I can second Marmalade's post re ScottishBarbieNicole. I saw her in Jan (reviewed on P'net), and had a similar experience. Shame the tat's been airbrushed in the latest pic as it's pretty big, but then I s'ppose she'll have her reasons....

BTW Would be good to have a good mature wg in Edinburgh these days !


Offline mcampbell

I only have experience of the parlours, and have to say that the best 4 in Edinburgh are:-

BSS - Heidi & Olivia
LSS - Andrea and Marie

I'd be hard pushed to say which was the ultimate best, as each is excellent at what they do and their different styles make the visit that more enjoyable.

Offline Thehun10

Seen a new Romanian girl called Jackie at LSS last week.
Excellent body & looks. Very like Andrea.
Would love to see her again.

Online Marmalade

Seen a new Romanian girl called Jackie at LSS last week.
Excellent body & looks. Very like Andrea.
Would love to see her again.

Can you give any more details? What was the service like? Approx age? Slim?
Cheers

Offline Thehun10

Jackie at LSS
Service? Well LSS type service on a first visit no owo or kissing but I wasn't looking for any.
I think she could have been pushed to do more.
About 5"4' Slim perfect body. Great tits with protruding erect nipples you just want to suck.
Speaks great English, was working in London and then going back to Milan.
I think the best there at the moment.
Sandy who was working at BSS seems to have moved to LSS.

Online Marmalade

Seen a new Romanian girl called Jackie at LSS last week.
Excellent body & looks. Very like Andrea.
Would love to see her again.

young?

Offline Thehun10

young?

maybe about 24, she has worked in Milan and London.

OK,  some additions to Marmalades quality info:

Sensual Sophie~
Rating. Room: B+. Service: B. Looks: A-
AW: https://www.adultwork.com/1706041
Age: 21 (stated; good looking girl, pleasant, approx 24, lovely friendly manner, made me feel very welcome & comfortable)
Dress size etc: Size 12/14, DD cup
Area: was Abbeyhill, now Gorgie
Room: Nice, slight smell of smoke in the flat
Service & attitude: keen, did exacyly as I wanted, probably more, but certainly anything in her list
Looks & physique: Pretty girl, have to be honest, she's a lot plumper than I thought she would be but I went back so can't be that bad.
Price for half hour: £50
Ethnic origin: Scottish
Comments: I think she's a lovely girl, visited twice and more than likely I'll be back. Pity about the new location. Didn't like the fact that my time in the shower came off my time in the room.

Here's another

x Connie x
Rating. Room: B+. Service: B (didn't sample them all). Looks: B+
https://www.adultwork.com/1166027
Age: 35 (stated; good looking girl, pleasant, pretty accurate age wise, very welcoming and couldn't do enough for me. dressed as requested as looked the part (great legs))
Dress size etc: Size 12 C cup
Area: Gorgie
Room: Nice, slight smell of smoke in the flat
Service & attitude: Really friendly girl,
Price for half hour: £50 (did me a deal thru booking thru AW)
Ethnic origin: Scottish
Comments: Very friendly, good looking, great communication. Obviously experienced and was very keen to do what I wanted. Great BJ, 2nd time wanked over her tits. If I get the chance to return I'll be there like a shot.

Online Marmalade

Nice reports - though I think you're a little more generous than I would be.  Connie will doubtless be delighted, especially as she was rather stupid when she came on here a few days ago. You've found some bargain prices - even if they are old or fat. I doubt if I could give either of those A's, or anything more than a C+ (based on price and they did the business).
« Last Edit: July 30, 2013, 08:29:04 PM by Marmalade »

Lol,

Haven't logged on here regularly for quite a while so didn't know that Connie had been on the forum.

Although it's been quite a while since I saw her (January) still seemed great and a nice girl.

Planning on treating myself tomorrow and of course right on cue "A Fallen Angel" (Sasha) disappears off the planet, only about the 4th time now !

 :angry:

I would like to have your comments on Blonde Emily and Redhead Alexandra

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2019773
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1246899

I was quute impressed that RHA is not in the list - there are great comments on her CIM, swalloe and GFE.

Would like to know the score of blondex Emily if any had paid a visit.



3 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative)
1 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Online Marmalade

I would like to have your comments on Blonde Emily and Redhead Alexandra

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2019773
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1246899

I was quute impressed that RHA is not in the list - there are great comments on her CIM, swalloe and GFE.

Would like to know the score of blondex Emily if any had paid a visit.

Emily - claims to be Scottish on her profile but has EE accent. Sauna type service at Indie prices.
R.Alexandra - respected performer but annoyingly doesn't usually display a phone number so emails necessary.


3 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative)
1 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline Cactus

OK,  some additions to Marmalades quality info:

Sensual Sophie~
Rating. Room: B+. Service: B. Looks: A-
AW: https://www.adultwork.com/1706041
Age: 21 (stated; good looking girl, pleasant, approx 24, lovely friendly manner, made me feel very welcome & comfortable)
Dress size etc: Size 12/14, DD cup
Area: was Abbeyhill, now Gorgie
Room: Nice, slight smell of smoke in the flat
Service & attitude: keen, did exacyly as I wanted, probably more, but certainly anything in her list
Looks & physique: Pretty girl, have to be honest, she's a lot plumper than I thought she would be but I went back so can't be that bad.
Price for half hour: £50
Ethnic origin: Scottish
Comments: I think she's a lovely girl, visited twice and more than likely I'll be back. Pity about the new location. Didn't like the fact that my time in the shower came off my time in the room.

I punted with her about 3 months or so ago, I'd give her the following ratings:
Room: B. Service:C+. Looks: B.
Room was good enough, tidy but she was doing the coloured bit of fabric over the light shade trick.
Looks, attractive young lady, she'll be a bit older (but not rediculously so) than her profile claims.  Great set of boobs.
Service: decent enough oral (can't remember if it was covered or not), oral on her she seemed to enjoy, with what sounded like genuine moans. Sex was crap though, lay there like a sack of spuds expecting me to do all the work with zero eye contact.  I was later in the day and I think she may operate something of a conveyor belt type system (tried to book her a number of times in the past but she's had very little availability & cheap prices), so perhaps was literally 'fucked'.  Also tried the old, wank me off for a while then jump on to try to get me to cum quick trick, which is a particular pain in the ass.
Shower time also taken off the 45 minute booking.  She's cheap though, maybe




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