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Just back from a few days at Artemis/Sharks and thought it best to give a rundown to you all. I don't remember the names of all the girls sorry... I spent two nights at Artemis followed by two nights at Sharks. Here are details for the first two nights. I'll fill in on my Sharks trip maybe tomorrow. 
 
Thursday - Artemis
I got to Artemis about 7PM. I had been on the go since the early morning making my way to Berlin so wasn't in the best state, but trips to the Fatherland aren't exactly weekly so make the most of the time...
 
The usual straight talking and bored sounding woman at reception "welcomed" me. Tbh I don't mind. I know the game by now, just take my money and give me my key and robe thank you! As mentioned before there are new showers in Artemis. They are better, but lets face it, NOBODY is here for a nice shower! Changed, showered, robe on and into the bar area.
 
Same old same old on the bar area, but the same old isn't really anything to complain about. I saw a few familiar faces from my first visit last year. I agree that there are a good amount of enhanced/plastic girls in Artemis. Not my bag either, but there's still something for everyone I feel. Sit myself down with a drink and spoke to a few girls. Eventually went with Johanna, a 23 year old German girl. She had some nice curves and was blonde and I was in a blonde mood. Off upstairs, but I was tired and still hadn't quite adjusted to the place so getting myself going was difficult  :blush:. Eventually asked to cum on her boobs. Some went on her face. She wasn't the most pleased at this, oops... She was fine though.
 
Went off downstairs to chill out in the non smoking bar down there and watch some football. I again got pestered by the annoying Spanish girl (she does actually sound Spanish this one) that drops in and out of the area. She really isn't my type at all. So I batted her away and watched the game. She doesn't give up though and approached me two more times. Eventually she calls me "Boring" and eventually leaves me alone. If I go back to Artemis hopefully she'll remember me as Mr Boring and leave me the hell alone :lol:
 
Two more sessions that night one with a 23 year old Romanian named Ginger. I remember it being a good session, but not much to report as my memory is a bit foggy from four nights of sessioning. Standard €60 session. I finished the evening with another blonde called Arianna, 28 year old Romanian. I told you I was in a blonde mood! Slim, slightly above average height and wearing some black stockings - my sort of girl! We had a good chat first and off to find a room. There was a short wait if I remember correctly, but only a few minutes. Went for CIM this time and had intended to do this more this time with the upcoming law change. Before we got down to business with BBBJ Arianna coincidentally says "Enjoy this, it won't last much longer" I knew she was talking about the law change. She didn't agree with it and I only guess as it means the girls can't make their €50 extra from CIM. I wonder what services they will replace it with? I also sessioned with a girl last year who asked if I wanted covered and was pleased when I said uncovered. Anyway, I asked about the much debated "They'll just offer it as an under the counter/hush hush service". She was adamant that this won't happen. According to her there is a €10,000 fine for tech girl if you are caught, although I suspect it must be up to €10,000. I haven't read anything anywhere else, but I guess the club has briefed the girls and made it clear that it is strict. Time will tell. Anyway very good session with Arianna and she gave further credence to the good chat/interview = good service correlation.
 
I was spent now. Travelling plus three sessions had gotten the best of me so back to my hotel to recharge for tomorrow.
 
Friday - Artemis
I arrived around 6PM and same story: pay, shower, robe, bar. I had worried that being it was just one week after Easter that the line up may be short on numbers, but the day before and this put my mind at ease. I saw a few girls from my mental hitlist from the previous day and just chilled out for a while. I was notably more relaxed than I was on first arrival on the first evening also.
 
I turned away a few of the more plastic girls while I sat outside the cinema and then went and sat on the round bed at the top of the steps immediately on your left as you enter the bar. If you've been there you know where I mean. I spotted a short blonde (still...) girl walk into the bar who I had noticed the night before Aden put on the checklist. Slightly below average height, very nice round butt and wearing a neon stretch top, but pulled down so her large boobs hung free. She started talking to a guy at the bottom of the stairs. As soon as he moved on I gestured her to come over. If I remember correctly her name was Ella and claimed to be from St Petersburg. Being honest she seemed a bit quick to want to go to a room, but I was letting my libido do the thinking.
 
Session started with her having me enjoy her big boobs. I then rolled her over for some DATY. This girls pussy was great. I managed to bring her to fruition twice and she was indeed a happy bunny. After her compliments I was in a for a treat of a BBBJ. Very nice indeed. On with the bag and we finished in mish. I let her give me a very good massage during which we talked about this and that for what was left of the hour. Highly recommended!
 
After a bit of a chill downstairs I headed back to the smoke chamber, I mean bar. I sat on one of the round beds at the back of the cinema and saw Arianna from the previous night in her usual spot. We had a chat abut some things in common. A very nice girl indeed. Headed off to the room for a repeat. A great second round with her and the sight of her open moved jerking me off into her open mouth is something I will never forget! As said above, good chat correlates with good service.
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I meant to mention that for anyone in Scotland like yours truly Ryanair are starting a daily flight to Frankfurt's main airport (Not the one in the middle of nowhere) in the Autumn from Glasgow airport.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2017, 10:25:08 pm by pusfunman »

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Thanks for the review - I am in Berlin for 2 nights from next Tuesday and looking forward to my first visit to Artemis

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No problem my friend. I forgot the last girl that I sessioned with. Again I can't remember her name but she was very distinctive: skinny with punk rock pink/black hair. She was a bit aloof and overall I'd give the session a 5.5/10 at best. I tried hard to get her to come out her tough shell and sort of managed. Maybe she was just a bit moody from having a bad night or I'm being too nice by giving her the benefit of the doubt, but I wouldn't go trying to find out.

Hope you enjoy and report back!

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Offline Jerboa

I've seen Ella couple of times for 30 mins, she tried to rush me both sessions.

Ella Half Hour
This blonde Russian milf I'd seen before, nice petite body, this was a mistake taking her again, but I wanted to give her a second chance, previously she tried cutting me on time by 10 mins, and surprise surprise exactly the same thing happened again, she is good in the room, OWO was well done, but she tried to rush quickly to sex, which I stopped her doing, after I've cum a couple of times it usually takes me a while to cum again, Ella obviously is used to guy shooting quickly, so she tried cutting my time, but I told her I know what time we entered the room, I mean if we're paying for a half hour and it takes that time then ladies should take it on the chin not try to rip off guys, on the other hand there is times when I shoot before times up, and I don't make a point to stay until my times done, think some ladies mentality is it's only 60€ basic service

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Saturday - Sharks

I flew from Berlin to Frankfurt with Lufthansa and took a train from Frankfurt Airport to Frankfurt HBF and then down to Darmstadt. Gogle maps doesn't seem to be to good with busses in Germany otherwise I would have just gotten the bus. One for next time. I stayed at InterCityHotel at Darmstadt HBF. It was around £60 a night. If you aren't a heavy sleeper then you might get woken up by the trains. For me this was not an issues. Good location and the bus up to the industrial estate leaves from right outside the hotel. 10 minutes or less on the bus up to Sharks. Simply take the R bus that heads to Nordbahnhof.

Saturday I got to Sharks around 6PM. My first and also lasting impression is that the LU is indeed better at Sharks than Artemis, but that is much documented and shouldn't really be a surprise. I also prefer the spaciousness of Sharks and the fact that the massive room/warehouse is consideribly less concentrated with lung destroyer. Tbh, I didn't know where to look first. Grabbed a drink and found myself a seat to take it all in.

I spoke to a number of girls that dropped by and told them maybe later. A few of them I sincerely meant later. Eventually I went with a natural stunner, 28 YO Christina. If anyone has ever seen the pornstar Alyssa Cole then she had much of a resemblance. The session was pretty good, however she wasn't particularly impressed that after agreeing to CIM I unloaded in the bag. Oops, sorry... A good €50 session.

Next I went with a short brunette with a nice butt. I really wish I had taken note of her name as she was one of my favourite sessions. Off to a big room downstairs with two beds. Interesting set up... Usual attempt to upsell. I really don't mind a soft sell offer of extras provided that if I turn them down then its straight back to work. In future I will be making sure I say when I only want a basic session and make clear there is no chance of upsell. yes, I've been told, but sometimes lessons are best learned first hand. Overall, like I said I wasn't minding. She offered anal. I hadn't done any A in my first two nights so took her up on her offer. Great BBBJ and then into her nice round butt in doggy. Despite having cum earlier I really didn't last long :blush:. Looking down at her round little butt with my cock sliding in and out was too much :lol:! She gave me a massage and then onto round two this time in her pussy. €200 for the hour plus anal.

I took a break by watching some football and again started batting away more girls I wasn't interested in. I really don't like the whole pumped up lips look in the slightest. In my mind its even worse than huge dome sillies. Honestly it looks terrible and it is as if there's a wasp nest in the girls locker area stinging them on the lips. A girl I turned away earlier had another go and I decided to give her a shot as she was getting my juices flowing and was happy to have a chat first. We ended up in the VIP room (it was free), standard session, nothing amazing to report

The final session of the night was easily my worst in my trip :thumbsdown:. I had seen this very small kind of asian looking girl wondering around later in the evening. Eventually I managed to grabe her. Now I really should have known better as she was VERY quick to want to room, but I wasn't thinking with my head and was just happy that after having cum four times someone was still getting me going. I'm pretty sure her name was Adria or something similar. Late 20s Turkish. Very demanding in the room, rushing and offering everything under the sun. I got the cash machine withdrawal treatment. There is zero chance of ever repeating and barring contradictory evidence from others you shouldn't either!

After five unloads I hung up my robe and got a taxi back to my hotel at around 1AM for some much needed rest.

I'll add my final night in later...

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Good reporting, Sharks is a good club, was there a old gilf in her 50's from Italy, forget her name atm.

Offline pusfunman

There was a notably older woman wondering around. I have to say that I was tempted almost for novelty sake, but I was concerned the girls would see me and label me the gilf guy.

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Sunday - Sharks
Sunday was my final night in Sharks. I entered the main area and headed to the bar to get myself a plain old glass of water. Sitting down at the edge of the fountain next to the bar one or two girls walked up for a chat. Eventually a slightly curvey blonde kneeled down in front of me for a chat. Great chat/interview and with much of her seduction we went off to find a room. She was a bit goldie locks looking for just the right room. First the room under the giant fish tank, this ones too dark she says. I agreed, there was no need to turn the lights off for this girl. Next room, too small. Wouldn't have bothered me... Walking past the BDSM room she jokingly goes "Not that one either". Also not really my thing. The final room upstairs was just right though.

A half hour session well spent and finished with CIM. Again I didn't take note of her name but she was certainly chatty and gave great service. This is little help to anyone without a name I know. Sorry again chaps! Anyway, back downstairs to pay her for her attentive services and I had a quick wash and back to the bar.

While ordering my second drink I feel a tap on my shoulder. Slowly I turn around to see who awaits. It was Christina from the night before. By this time I had had so many sessions I recognized her but couldn't remember exactly what session it was. I am well and truly spoilt rotten by this point. You'll recognize her by her having a silver stud on the left on her top lip. I had only ten minutes came from the previous room, but good god Christina looked good! We chatted a bit and I suggested we find a seat together. We sat down at a sofa and chatted about this and that as she ran her hands over me cheekily seducing me. I already knew I was going to take her to a room, but left her to tease some more and enjoy her kissing me all over.

After a while we found a room and got on with the task at hand. 30 minutes with CIM agreed. Fucking her in doggy I was in heaven! What a body! She kept her massive heels on and had hold up black stockings too :yahoo:. I can still see her looking back at me as we fucked with her bent over. After much mish and doggy I had her suck me to completion. With this being the fourth day in an FKK and on top of that the fact that I had only cum now around 45 minutes previous she had to work hard. And boy did she! Vigorously she fucked my happy chappy with her mouth. Quickly up and down gagging as she did so. My friend has never been so lucky :wacko:! Eventually I erupted in her mouth. Wow! I know who I'll be looking out for next time I'm at Sharks! It's between this session and Ella at Artemis for best session of the trip :).

Final session of the night and final session of my trip was with a slim brunette Romanian called Linda. I wasn't too sure of her, but I had had her on my checklist since the previous night. She had shortish hair, knee high socks and secretary/teacher like glasses on. On the way to the room I commented on her glasses and how it was kind of different. In the room we agreed one hour and she asked if I wanted CIM. I felt that this was possibly a waste as I had emptied the chamber so often. I turned it down. Her creativity kicked in and remembering my comments about her glasses she offered COF all over them. I'm sure I can find some more deep in the chambers for that! She next asked if I had any fantasies I wanted to play out. I'm a pretty straight forward guy so turned it down, but now my doubts of her were dwindling a bit. It seemed she was offering much better than the tiny Turkish girl from the night before.

We started with her natural boobs in my face. My tongue exploring her nipples as my hands went everywhere else. Eventually my finger landed on her slit which was notably moist. I turned her over and went for DATY. She instructed me to go slow and a few times had to tell me to slow down. She basically hid her clit for a while then let me go at the man in the boat. Onto mish followed by some nice doggy. She then got on top. I don't usually go for girl on top and it showed as I started to lose it. Can I be forgiven after four days?

She climbs off and goes to work with more OWO. Eventually I'm on the edge and erupt all over her face. She moves my cock and her face as she rapidly strokes away to ensure I cover her glasses and both cheeks. It was everywhere, then she noticed some had gotten in her hair. Oopsies :D. Well it was her directing it... She took off her glasses and cheekily put them on me. Yeup I did a good job!

A good session to end my trip! Off back to the hotel and bed. I had originally planned to drop by Artemis on my way back home as I was flying home from Berlin. I had overspent a bit on the first four days and felt the money was best saved for a future trip. It was time to cash in my chips and go home on a high.
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Thanks for the detailed report. Glad you enjoyed yourself. :)

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Whats the time taken  and cost to travel between berlin and franfurt pls ie plane and bus ??

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The flight was roughly £100 and I can't imagine the bus is a massive cost. I took the train from the airport to Darmstadt. The airport to Frankfurt was around €12 or something.

The flight is around 50 minutes and left just before midday.

Offline Dimond dave

Noticed you mentioned law change. What's in the pipe line  :hi:


Just back from a few days at Artemis/Sharks and thought it best to give a rundown to you all. I don't remember the names of all the girls sorry... I spent two nights at Artemis followed by two nights at Sharks. Here are details for the first two nights. I'll fill in on my Sharks trip maybe tomorrow. 
 
Thursday - Artemis
I got to Artemis about 7PM. I had been on the go since the early morning making my way to Berlin so wasn't in the best state, but trips to the Fatherland aren't exactly weekly so make the most of the time...
 
The usual straight talking and bored sounding woman at reception "welcomed" me. Tbh I don't mind. I know the game by now, just take my money and give me my key and robe thank you! As mentioned before there are new showers in Artemis. They are better, but lets face it, NOBODY is here for a nice shower! Changed, showered, robe on and into the bar area.
 
Same old same old on the bar area, but the same old isn't really anything to complain about. I saw a few familiar faces from my first visit last year. I agree that there are a good amount of enhanced/plastic girls in Artemis. Not my bag either, but there's still something for everyone I feel. Sit myself down with a drink and spoke to a few girls. Eventually went with Johanna, a 23 year old German girl. She had some nice curves and was blonde and I was in a blonde mood. Off upstairs, but I was tired and still hadn't quite adjusted to the place so getting myself going was difficult  :blush:. Eventually asked to cum on her boobs. Some went on her face. She wasn't the most pleased at this, oops... She was fine though.
 
Went off downstairs to chill out in the non smoking bar down there and watch some football. I again got pestered by the annoying Spanish girl (she does actually sound Spanish this one) that drops in and out of the area. She really isn't my type at all. So I batted her away and watched the game. She doesn't give up though and approached me two more times. Eventually she calls me "Boring" and eventually leaves me alone. If I go back to Artemis hopefully she'll remember me as Mr Boring and leave me the hell alone :lol:
 
Two more sessions that night one with a 23 year old Romanian named Ginger. I remember it being a good session, but not much to report as my memory is a bit foggy from four nights of sessioning. Standard €60 session. I finished the evening with another blonde called Arianna, 28 year old Romanian. I told you I was in a blonde mood! Slim, slightly above average height and wearing some black stockings - my sort of girl! We had a good chat first and off to find a room. There was a short wait if I remember correctly, but only a few minutes. Went for CIM this time and had intended to do this more this time with the upcoming law change. Before we got down to business with BBBJ Arianna coincidentally says "Enjoy this, it won't last much longer" I knew she was talking about the law change. She didn't agree with it and I only guess as it means the girls can't make their €50 extra from CIM. I wonder what services they will replace it with? I also sessioned with a girl last year who asked if I wanted covered and was pleased when I said uncovered. Anyway, I asked about the much debated "They'll just offer it as an under the counter/hush hush service". She was adamant that this won't happen. According to her there is a €10,000 fine for tech girl if you are caught, although I suspect it must be up to €10,000. I haven't read anything anywhere else, but I guess the club has briefed the girls and made it clear that it is strict. Time will tell. Anyway very good session with Arianna and she gave further credence to the good chat/interview = good service correlation.
 
I was spent now. Travelling plus three sessions had gotten the best of me so back to my hotel to recharge for tomorrow.
 
Friday - Artemis
I arrived around 6PM and same story: pay, shower, robe, bar. I had worried that being it was just one week after Easter that the line up may be short on numbers, but the day before and this put my mind at ease. I saw a few girls from my mental hitlist from the previous day and just chilled out for a while. I was notably more relaxed than I was on first arrival on the first evening also.
 
I turned away a few of the more plastic girls while I sat outside the cinema and then went and sat on the round bed at the top of the steps immediately on your left as you enter the bar. If you've been there you know where I mean. I spotted a short blonde (still...) girl walk into the bar who I had noticed the night before Aden put on the checklist. Slightly below average height, very nice round butt and wearing a neon stretch top, but pulled down so her large boobs hung free. She started talking to a guy at the bottom of the stairs. As soon as he moved on I gestured her to come over. If I remember correctly her name was Ella and claimed to be from St Petersburg. Being honest she seemed a bit quick to want to go to a room, but I was letting my libido do the thinking.
 
Session started with her having me enjoy her big boobs. I then rolled her over for some DATY. This girls pussy was great. I managed to bring her to fruition twice and she was indeed a happy bunny. After her compliments I was in a for a treat of a BBBJ. Very nice indeed. On with the bag and we finished in mish. I let her give me a very good massage during which we talked about this and that for what was left of the hour. Highly recommended!
 
After a bit of a chill downstairs I headed back to the smoke chamber, I mean bar. I sat on one of the round beds at the back of the cinema and saw Arianna from the previous night in her usual spot. We had a chat abut some things in common. A very nice girl indeed. Headed off to the room for a repeat. A great second round with her and the sight of her open moved jerking me off into her open mouth is something I will never forget! As said above, good chat correlates with good service.

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I think 1st July 2017 no uncovered bj so no bbbj
Also no c.i.m. in Germany
Possable €10,000 fine
Also no gang bangs allowed and up to 5 girls .and over 5 girls seen in one vist attract diference rules ?

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Hells bells

Is this a defo rule change

I think 1st July 2017 no uncovered bj so no bbbj
Also no c.i.m. in Germany
Possable €10,000 fine
Also no gang bangs allowed and up to 5 girls .and over 5 girls seen in one vist attract diference rules ?


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Berlin - prostitutes in Germany will be protected from exploitation and health risks by means of a condom duty, standards for brothels

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The article mentioned unprotected sex so I assume it means oral as well

I will be there next week and will ask the organisers what their interpretation is

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The article mentioned unprotected sex so I assume it means oral as well

I will be there next week and will ask the organisers what their interpretation is

I wonder what the fallout of this will be for the UK...perhaps we'll get German sex tourists visiting us looking for OWO/CIM...or will more EE girls be coming here where they can offer the more lucrative services??   :unknown:

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Berlin - prostitutes in Germany will be protected from exploitation and health risks by means of a condom duty, standards for brothels

Is this the feminazis way of closing down the German prostitution scene in a roundabout way?? They know prostitution is firmly entrenched and pretty much accepted in German society, so the Swedish model of prohibition would never have got adopted, but this partial prohibition is the thin end of their wedge.

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Time will tell looks likely that from 1st July tile gang bang .owo .cim are to be no more !

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I don't think it will make too much of a difference to be honest. I'd guess the clubs are a much safer place to work than flats in the UK and a lot of the girls will tell you that they come and go, make the money they want for the day and go home. Germany might also suits a lot of the EE girls as it is easier for them to get home. One of the main things I have heard that a number of them don't like is that they will have to register as prositutes. If I were to make a guess I'd think that the law changes will be targetted at the more underground or all you can fuck brothels plus AO places more than the big FKKs with the registration as a measure intended to cut down trafficking. How effective that is is up for discussion and based on opinion. Time will tell.

I just wonder what service they will offer instead to effectively double the money for a 30 minutes session.
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If they register they will have to supply a current address with proof that they live there

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Time will tell looks likely that from 1st July tile gang bang .owo .cim are to be no more !

I was at Anni Porsche yesterday and apparently the new regulations involve a lot more paperwork but OWO will still be ok and all penetrated sex must be with condoms

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I was at Anni Porsche yesterday and apparently the new regulations involve a lot more paperwork but OWO will still be ok and all penetrated sex must be with condoms

Oh ok so no change on OWO, just a ban on AO parties?

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 :hi:h :hi:

Cool  post and let us know mate  :hi:



The article mentioned unprotected sex so I assume it means oral as well

I will be there next week and will ask the organisers what their interpretation is

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See my previous post Dave. #24

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Sharks looks good, are there any places in Berlin that are similar, i.e. wellness centre as well?

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Artemis is in Berlin and was the first club in my report - I was in Berlin first and then Frankfurt/Darmstadt. I haven't used the wellness facilities in either. I know there is a guy giving massages in Sharks and two in Artemis.

Artemis is very easy to get to if you are in Berlin. You simply take the S5, S7 or S75 S-Bahn train to Westkreuz and it's a short two minute walk.

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If Ive never had a smoking hot blonde in my whole life, where would you recommend me go?  :dance:

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If Ive never had a smoking hot blonde in my whole life, where would you recommend me go?  :dance:

Iceland?  :P

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Good info guys, just back from Fkk World, Sharks, Mainhattain and Oase.
You can't beat sitting in the garden in Oase on a sunny afternoon.

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