This is the review of my meeting with the "Saucy Sienna". I paid 150 for (which was supposed to be) a one hour meet.
Verdict: not worth 150 ph, go for cheaper girls recommended on the Ukpunting website.
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As described on the profile, it was a 10-15 minutes from the train station (Grove Park). The surrounding area was pretty nice, looked like a decent neighbourhood. However the flat itself wasn't up to my standards. I could see lots of hair on the duvet cover and the bathroom wasn't very clean either. Quite shabby tbh. There was a cat as well (unexpected), which was locked in the kitchen during the meet. Not quite a sex den.
The meeting:
I arrived on time but got a text saying she is running late, so the meet was delayed by 30mins. I was ok with that as I found a coffee shop nearby.
Personality:
Very friendly, welcoming and chatty. But I kind of expected this as she was English. Whether put on or genuine friendliness is not too difficult to achieve if English is your native language.
Physical:
Ok so this is where the cracks begin to appear. Her profile says she is 26 which is believable, I thought maybe even younger. She is quite tall as well. BUT according to her profile pics (including the private gallery) she is as fairly white all over, not so in person, fake tanned as fuck! I didn't recognise the face at all, ok she wasn't too bad looking (6.5/10) but if I had just seen her profile\private pics and seen on the streets in real life I wouldn't have recognised her. The wonders of studio photography eh! Was she a size 10? Probably, but she had a flabby belly which I didn't expect either and was a bit off-putting. From the profile I was expecting somebody pretty toned. I would say this is definitely not a bait a switch but the profile makes her seem a lot lot lot better than what you actually get.
The sex:
I was asked to have a quick shower upon arrival which I did without qualms although I had had one before. I gave her the money before entering the bathroom. After the shower we were both in bed, some rubbing, some kissing but no DFK (maybe there was once for like 3 seconds) just intermittent meeting of the tongue tips. Then I told her to suck me which she did. Felt quite good at the start but the rhythm was very monotonous, no pleasant surprises at all.
Then I had a go at eating her out in 69 position. Oh dear, not as fresh as I had expected. A bit sour taste. I hope to god that it was the taste of pre applied lube rather than some punter's dick. The aftertaste lingered for hours despite me eating mints like popcorns. The taste only went away after I had a jumbo cornish pasty!
Now let me say this, I go through phases when I ejaculate prematurely. Unfortunately this was one of those days. Once she put to condom on and climbed on me like a cowgirl I came within 30 seconds. Round one over. Then we had a little chat, bit of a massage and then I told her to suck me again to get me up for round two but I just couldn't! At this point I was starting to get a bit annoyed as she didn't persevere as I might have got another erection (I would be like semi hard and she would suddenly stop and stroke me really gently), bit lazy I think. She even suggested that I wank myself to get my self up! After about 10 mins of failed attempts I asked how much time I had and she said 5 mins. I was like oh well might as well accept defeat and call it a day. Put my clothes on, kisses on cheeks and left.
The really negative part:
Once I got outside I wanted to see what time it was so that I could plan my train journey. FUCKING HELL! The time was 1316 and our session started at 1230. Not quite one hour is it? I didn't feel as bad I should have but then after about half an hour of being in there I didn't feel like I wanted to stay anyway. So I went home.
The harsh lessons I learnt:
1. Never rely on the prostitute to tell you the correct time, I'm gonna buy a fucking watch.
2. Never trust profiles that have studio pictures only, even if the face pics are clearly shown.
3. I will never pay more than £100 ph again as it just isn't worth the risk. Even if the profile has glorious AW feedbacks.
I can't really do anything about not being able to perform on the day. My advice to anybody considering seeing her even after this review, just be prepared to see a girl very different from the pictures. If you can fuck her well maybe she will even let you stay for a full hour. Honestly, I feel quite disheartened by the whole thing and will take a break for a few weeks until I get horny (and loaded) again!
Next.
Cheerio!
