Author Topic: Lydia 36L - Lymm  (Read 2214 times)

Offline EASTLAND

Has anyone had the pleasure of seeing Lydia?

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I'm a sucker for big boobs and she looks great
« Last Edit: April 16, 2017, 11:17:38 am by EASTLAND »

Offline cueball

Hell fire... they are big buggers aren't they  :D

Alas, matched with a vanilla likes and a overly high price tag imo.... I'll not be venturing  :hi:

Offline xxlmuscles

Hell fire... they are big buggers aren't they  :D

Alas, matched with a vanilla likes and a overly high price tag imo.... I'll not be venturing  :hi:


+1 I was thinking just the same.

Offline TedGlen

Saw her recently. Definitely way overpriced and an awkward, totally unenthusiastic punt, certainly nothing like the "passionate GFE" promised. Had to try her for the incredible boobs because that's my thing, but I won't be going back, certainly not at anything much above half her present rates.

Feel a bit harsh to say it but she isn't the prettiest in person and she's carrying more weight than you'd like. Granted, escorts with genuinely enormous natural breasts are almost never lean around the waist, but still, while not obese she's a bit beyond the point where it's just attractive padding. Bum is pretty flat despite the excess weight, which is disappointing, so all in all her body is average besides her boobs. That said, despite the inevitability of her nipples pointing toward the floors, her breasts are pretty incredible. Every bit as prodigious as they look in the pictures, with a jelly-like feel to the touch and enormous, dark, well-defined areolas and perfectly sized nipples. Bit weird about letting go of them while being fucked and doesn't seem to know how to do cowgirl properly, which would be a let-down in any girl, but is especially annoying in one with a prodigious pair that you want a face full of while she pogos on your dick. Also smelled a bit savoury now and again; not sure if that was her breath or what it was, but again, not what you want at any price, let alone £240 for 90 minutes. In general just an awkward atmosphere. Not unfriendly but totally unenthusiastic and indifferent.

Positives, besides the genuinely magnificent breasts: no tattoos, which is a welcome exception to the norm if, like me, you find that sort of stuff hideous. Pussy is attractive enough as they go, and she's naturally pretty wet and good fun to pound away at if you stand at the end of the bed with her lying up to the edge of it and then let your weight rest on her legs.

Mixed: Did oral without and deep throat, but abandoned it pretty quickly and technique wasn't anything outstanding.

In summary, if I want an average punt for the sake of giving a girl with enormous breasts a good hard thrusting, I'd pay less for slightly better service from the similarly well-endowed women on AW currently calling themselves HoneyFoxx (36L, black British, Birmingham, but travels all over, still in reasonable shape despite being 40) and BustyAngelBabe (34L, Czech, Farnborough). The latter especially, as if she actually bothers turning up for the call she's a genuinely attractive girl in her mid-20s with surprisingly low rates (£100 for an hour, £160 for an hour and-a-half) and quite pleasant in my experience even if the service is pretty bland.

Offline IAMBATMAN

Saw her recently. Definitely way overpriced and an awkward, totally unenthusiastic punt, certainly nothing like the "passionate GFE" promised. Had to try her for the incredible boobs because that's my thing, but I won't be going back, certainly not at anything much above half her present rates.

Feel a bit harsh to say it but she isn't the prettiest in person and she's carrying more weight than you'd like. Granted, escorts with genuinely enormous natural breasts are almost never lean around the waist, but still, while not obese she's a bit beyond the point where it's just attractive padding. Bum is pretty flat despite the excess weight, which is disappointing, so all in all her body is average besides her boobs. That said, despite the inevitability of her nipples pointing toward the floors, her breasts are pretty incredible. Every bit as prodigious as they look in the pictures, with a jelly-like feel to the touch and enormous, dark, well-defined areolas and perfectly sized nipples. Bit weird about letting go of them while being fucked and doesn't seem to know how to do cowgirl properly, which would be a let-down in any girl, but is especially annoying in one with a prodigious pair that you want a face full of while she pogos on your dick. Also smelled a bit savoury now and again; not sure if that was her breath or what it was, but again, not what you want at any price, let alone £240 for 90 minutes. In general just an awkward atmosphere. Not unfriendly but totally unenthusiastic and indifferent.

Positives, besides the genuinely magnificent breasts: no tattoos, which is a welcome exception to the norm if, like me, you find that sort of stuff hideous. Pussy is attractive enough as they go, and she's naturally pretty wet and good fun to pound away at if you stand at the end of the bed with her lying up to the edge of it and then let your weight rest on her legs.

Mixed: Did oral without and deep throat, but abandoned it pretty quickly and technique wasn't anything outstanding.

In summary, if I want an average punt for the sake of giving a girl with enormous breasts a good hard thrusting, I'd pay less for slightly better service from the similarly well-endowed women on AW currently calling themselves HoneyFoxx (36L, black British, Birmingham, but travels all over, still in reasonable shape despite being 40) and BustyAngelBabe (34L, Czech, Farnborough). The latter especially, as if she actually bothers turning up for the call she's a genuinely attractive girl in her mid-20s with surprisingly low rates (£100 for an hour, £160 for an hour and-a-half) and quite pleasant in my experience even if the service is pretty bland.
why dont you copy and paste this post into a review pal? it might save 1 or 2 of us some cash

Offline cueball

why dont you copy and paste this post into a review pal? it might save 1 or 2 of us some cash

+1

C'mon Ted lad... it'll only take two minutes to get into review form and it'll be on the database and trigger in searches then

Offline IAMBATMAN

im curious what the site rules would be on copy/paste this myself and add it as a review if TedGlen doesn't oblige, its clearly a comment worthy of being a review is it not?

Offline cueball

im curious what the site rules would be on copy/paste this myself and add it as a review if TedGlen doesn't oblige, its clearly a comment worthy of being a review is it not?

I'm not sure batty but I suspect it needs to come from teddy himself.

Report the post and ask the boss... I think that's the best route if you really want to know

Offline McMuffin1

Thanks for this. I had been very close to booking with her due to there being a distinct lack of serious chebbage on the scene at the moment.  Someone else had said that there is some serious spare tractor tyre going on which is what had kept me away.

The Farnborough sort looks special, but is there anything closer?  Blonde Samantha in Birmingham looks like a good shout, possibly...

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Offline TedGlen

Apologies to everyone above asking why I didn't start a new thread. I'm new to this forum and on most message boards it's considered poor etiquette to start a new thread in relation to something which has an existing thread so I just posted in the original topic for that reason. Had I been aware of the fact that it's sort of the opposite here I'd have just posted a review in the first place. I've now done that:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=147843.new#new
« Last Edit: June 18, 2017, 12:15:01 pm by TedGlen »

Offline IAMBATMAN

Apologies to everyone above asking why I didn't start a new thread. I'm new to this forum and on most message boards it's considered poor etiquette to start a new thread in relation to something which has an existing thread so I just posted in the original topic for that reason. Had I been aware of the fact that it's sort of the opposite here I'd have just started a new one, but I gather that someone's copied and pasted my review and done that already.
no i havent done it yet waiting on approval if its allowed but it would be much appreciated by all if youd post it as a review, etiquette doesnt matter on here the most annoying thing to most ppl on here is ppl describing there experiences but not bothering to post a review as thats much more helpful to everyone and it can be indexed, seriously there are dudes with hundreds of posts and not a single review and that my friend really grinds my gears

Offline IAMBATMAN

welcome to the site tho pal  :thumbsup: