Popular media on UKEscorting.com (free site!)

UKPunting is a free, independent and not-for-profit paid sex buyer site.


Author Topic: A nice feeling  (Read 4056 times)

Offline Lz-129

Popped a tab yesterday around 4pm and had a 15 min quickie around 5pm, all good and that nice feeling you get from those tabs last for hours, all except the blocked nose, I can live with that, a few cans that night and he was up again for a bit of DIY and again at 3am

Fuck knows what these tabs do to you but it does feel good!

I suppose you can have more than a few punts in a day if money allows, anyone managed to get a more than a few in a day?

Offline akauya


I did, well not exactly a few punts but sex with multiple women - not including the parties of course.

Once I had arranged a meet with a lover; room booked at a hotel etc. That day I was working up and down London and having met so many hot looking women at work and some in the street I got the horn so badly I decided to have a quick punt. I popped a blue pill and worked like a treat for a mid afternoon punt. I was a bit worried it wouldn't last for that evening meet but it did. The feel-good of course was great.

I had a similar scenario but this time at a swingers club. As some of you may know sex is not always guaranteed in swingers clubs so just in case I punted earlier in the day and went to the party expecting nothing much but boy did I get lucky that night and yes the blue pill came to my rescue again....

So yes like you said fuck knows what these pills do to you but it does indeed feel good! :)

A mate of mine gave me some blue pills to use as I had a girlfriend staying for the weekend who, let's say, is blessed with the sex drive of a nymphomaniac on death row.
An hour before her arrival I popped a pill. Expecting almost instant results (I know better now but my mate forgot to give me any instructions or warnings with the pills) and nothing happening I took another. She rang to say she was running late and could we meet in the local pub as she will be gagging for a drink before she jumped my bones. So I thought I would go to the pub for a couple of beers before her arrival.
Now I am not a great performer after a couple of drinks so decided to take a third pill just to be on the safe side.
Then it all started to kick off. Lips tingling, fingertips and toes throbbing, dry mouth and a cracking headache. She walks in the pub looking fantastic and dressed to thrill. Long hug and deep kiss later and, oh boy, those pills started to work in the right place. Sat in the pub for an hour with the strongest hard on I have ever experienced. Not the most comfortable experience.
Took the girlfriend home and rode her like a stallion for the rest of the afternoon and again in the evening, and during the night, and the next morning and ..... well you get the picture. My girlfriend said she had never known me so insatiable. I was a happy boy but all this sex was wearing a bit thin by now and my cock felt it had been run over by a train. Girlfriend left and my cock was still hard. I wanted to hit the bloody thing with a hammer to get rid of it. On the fourth day the erection subsided and I was once again back to normal.
The moral of the story is be patient and get in the mood before you judge whether the little blue pill is working. Oh, and for God's sake don't take three!   


Offline lovingfacials

A mate of mine gave me some blue pills to use as I had a girlfriend staying for the weekend who, let's say, is blessed with the sex drive of a nymphomaniac on death row.
An hour before her arrival I popped a pill. Expecting almost instant results (I know better now but my mate forgot to give me any instructions or warnings with the pills) and nothing happening I took another. She rang to say she was running late and could we meet in the local pub as she will be gagging for a drink before she jumped my bones. So I thought I would go to the pub for a couple of beers before her arrival.
Now I am not a great performer after a couple of drinks so decided to take a third pill just to be on the safe side.
Then it all started to kick off. Lips tingling, fingertips and toes throbbing, dry mouth and a cracking headache. She walks in the pub looking fantastic and dressed to thrill. Long hug and deep kiss later and, oh boy, those pills started to work in the right place. Sat in the pub for an hour with the strongest hard on I have ever experienced. Not the most comfortable experience.
Took the girlfriend home and rode her like a stallion for the rest of the afternoon and again in the evening, and during the night, and the next morning and ..... well you get the picture. My girlfriend said she had never known me so insatiable. I was a happy boy but all this sex was wearing a bit thin by now and my cock felt it had been run over by a train. Girlfriend left and my cock was still hard. I wanted to hit the bloody thing with a hammer to get rid of it. On the fourth day the erection subsided and I was once again back to normal.
The moral of the story is be patient and get in the mood before you judge whether the little blue pill is working. Oh, and for God's sake don't take three!

Miaden

that for me is the funniest post I have read on here bar none  :D :D

I quote 'Not the most comfortable experience.' &  'wanted to hit the bloody thing with a hammer to get rid of it' have made me piss myself

My god your lucky to be alive - & i bet the headache was a stunna :dash: :dash:


Offline philboi

Often wondered what effect the little blue pill has on girls, but never found a girl that's tried it!!!  :scare:

Anyone know??

Still laughing

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Glad to put a smile on your face Facials. Do you think the heart attack six years later had anything to do with that strenuous weekend? Hope not!

Often wondered what effect the little blue pill has on girls, but never found a girl that's tried it!!!  :scare:

Anyone know??

yeah I know one who tried it, she said it made her clit quite sensitive and her pussy was redder and wetter than usual.

I know I am young but stories like this make me want to try one of those pills...now all I need is a girlfriend  :lol:

Offline lovingfacials

yeah I know one who tried it, she said it made her clit quite sensitive and her pussy was redder and wetter than usual.

+3

I know a w/g who pops them, gives her a wide on :D

haha top man Maiden

classic classic story & so well told - the understatement still is making me laugh - 'quite uncomfortable' got picture of him playing pool without a cue

Play pool? If I had bent over I was in danger of pole vaulting over the table!

Play pool? If I had bent over I was in danger of pole vaulting over the table!

It's the way you tell 'em, miw!! :D  :D  :D

Now then Rochdull Lad, you better pour another glass so you can explain to Mrs RL why you're getting giggly! But stop at the second as you never know what might happen after the third!

I know I am young but stories like this make me want to try one of those pills...now all I need is a girlfriend  :lol:

If it's sympathy you need you have definitely come to the wrong place my old son.

Offline LL

On the fourth day the erection subsided and I was once again back to normal.
Are you fucking kidding?  You know it can do permanent damage to you, right?  You're supposed to go to A&E if the erection has lasted for more than a few hours, let alone days!

Permanent damage? A&E? You must be joking. When you are in you mid 50's with a hard on for four days you don't go to hospital. You do a fucking lap of honour!

Offline Marmalade

Often wondered what effect the little blue pill has on girls, but never found a girl that's tried it!!!  :scare:

Anyone know??

One told me she got no effect from it except a headache. Technical consensus seems to be it works for some women not for others. It's marketed as a pink pill, same ingredient, twice the price.

Offline LL

Permanent damage? A&E? You must be joking. When you are in you mid 50's with a hard on for four days you don't go to hospital. You do a fucking lap of honour!
Enjoy the cock surgery (after your lap of honour that is)
http://www.nhs.uk/chq/pages/883.aspx?categoryid=61&subcategoryid=612

If it's sympathy you need you have definitely come to the wrong place my old son.

Erm no... Just stating the obvious... Will never pay for overnight for a few good reasons,  so the only option is GF..

Offline philboi

Are you fucking kidding?  You know it can do permanent damage to you, right?  You're supposed to go to A&E if the erection has lasted for more than a few hours, let alone days!

Yes LL is right here, you should have gone to A&E for the antidote....

I've always thought it a strange way they deal with cases like this... apparently they give you a small pill that you place in your shoe! The effect is, it makes you 'limp'  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Yes LL is right here, you should have gone to A&E for the antidote....

I've always thought it a strange way they deal with cases like this... apparently they give you a small pill that you place in your shoe! The effect is, it makes you 'limp'  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Happy birthday to that joke; first broadcast in 19??  :rolleyes:

Offline Lz-129

Happy birthday to that joke; first broadcast in 19??  :rolleyes:

As late as that?

Offline lovingfacials

I took a blue pill and it got stuck in my throat - I had a stiff neck for days..............

TAXI.....................

Offline philboi

Happy birthday to that joke; first broadcast in 19??  :rolleyes:

Admit it, although it was 19?? it still made you smile  :)



Latest videos on UKEscorting.com (free site!)

Latest images on UKEscorting.com (free site!)