All Prossies have STDs - Please Ban Me

[Skills]

I has an STD - please ban me as I want to get blocked and can't delete my account

[PleadInsanity]

you realise that even when banned your posts will remain?

[cueball]

Why don't you just log out and not come back

Instead of the silly drama

[Goldfinch]

Account deletion
Accounts are not deleted, simply log out and don't use the account again. Do not post resignation posts to announce you are leaving. Just logout and don't be a drama queen.

[cueball]

I've just read your account deletion thread skills 

Wtf is wrong with people like you

Can you not simply log out..... do you have to make yourself look a twat on exit

[Blackpool Rock]

Why don't you just log out and not come back

Instead of the silly drama

I can only guess that for some of these bellends logging on here is like curry to a piss head and they just can't help themselves 

Just has an idea, Admin has run a thread about banned members paying to be let back on so how about twats like this only having their account banned if they pay 

[Happyjose]

I can only guess that for some of these bellends logging on here is like curry to a piss head and they just can't help themselves 

Just has an idea, Admin has run a thread about banned members paying to be let back on so how about twats like this only having their account banned if they pay 

Brilliant

[Shearer1955]

Just has an idea, Admin has run a thread about banned members paying to be let back on so how about twats like this only having their account banned if they pay 

Excellent response 

[Jimmyredcab]

Why does this forum attract so many crazy people.     

[Desimonic]

Change pasword to something random, logout, hey presto , your lock out 

[MrMatrix]

Why does this forum attract so many crazy people.     

Lost for words on the OP.  Logically you'd think with all our experience and the fact STDs have been discussed at length in various threads he'd probably find the solution to his problem here if he did some research. What a loser.

[Happyjose]

Lost for words on the OP.  Logically you'd think with all our experience and the fact STDs have been discussed at length in various threads he'd probably find the solution to his problem here if he did some research. What a loser.

I think you're missing the point. The thread title has no relevance apart from the fact that the OP knows it's a subject likely to lead to a ban, which is his wish

[Odd Job]

Grow a pair and just don't log on again.

[Shearer1955]

The thread title has no relevance apart from the fact that the OP knows it's a subject likely to lead to a ban, which is his wish

Except admin isn't going to just grant him his request... let him stew a bit 

[bigmanbigman]

The op wanted to vanish dont really think that will happen now  (soft lad).

[NIK]

The op wanted to vanish dont really think that will happen now  (soft lad).

Perhaps it ought to be made a sticky? 

[munterhunter]

Why don't you just log out and not come back

Instead of the silly drama

Sound advice.
76 posts no reviews its not like the op will be sadly missed.

[Zeusthedoc]

Sound advice.
76 posts no reviews its not like the op will be sadly missed.

76 posts and 6 reviews

[Wheelz77]

Might just be his OH posting after she found his account and wants him banned?

[cueball]

Nice move boss 

I notice the op has been edited but the the plonker isn't banned... Good move... was suggested earlier by 999 and I agree, let the muppet stay tormented in his plonkerness 

[backofthenet]

Just read through the OPs recent posts. Not sure whether to write him off as a basket case or feel sorry for him. Seems to be in a cyclical spiral of porn addiction and self loathing - fuelled by working girls not looking the same as the porn stars online.

My advice actually would be to leave the porn behind and concentrate on the punting - far more likely to have a great experience with a real girl than in your flat hunched over a blurred fist. And this site is your indispensable guidebook into that world..

[myothernameis]

I has an STD - please ban me as I want to get blocked and can't delete my account

Whats your telephone number, tell me so I don't phone you by accident

[Steely Dan]

Nice move boss 

I notice the op has been edited but the the plonker isn't banned... Good move... was suggested earlier by 999 and I agree, let the muppet stay tormented in his plonkerness 

Perhaps edit the subject to match?

[Neal69]

Tosser.

Nice move admin,   


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[FrankieBoy1]

I do feel for the OP, it's not as easy as just not logging in again, similarly if you have an addiction and don't want to do something but you just can't control it

[Jumping Jack Flash]

I do feel for the OP, it's not as easy as just not logging in again, similarly if you have an addiction and don't want to do something but you just can't control it

Of course it's as easy as not logging in again! FFS this isn't alcoholic's anonymous, it's a website dedicated to punting.

I will be glad when the schools have gone back. Now fuck off and finish your homework.

[Happyjose]

I do feel for the OP, it's not as easy as just not logging in again, similarly if you have an addiction and don't want to do something but you just can't control it

My only feeling is that he's a bellend

[PleadInsanity]

My only feeling is that he's a bellend and a drama queen

There you go finished it for you 

[Turtle1]

You can just tell the OP would of turned out to be an ultra fluffy if he stayed.

[Shearer1955]

He is still a member - admin did the right thing by not deleting his profile - he is here for all eternity 

[Charlie144]

Perhaps his other half is aware of his login name and it wont be long before she starts searching for his posts?

[MrMatrix]

The OP hasn't logged in since April 15th which is the day he started this thread. I suspect he's found the resolve to avoid this forum. 

[Happyjose]

The OP hasn't logged in since April 15th which is the day he started this thread. I suspect he's found the resolve to avoid this forum. 

They always come back

[bigmanbigman]

They always come back

+1.000.000

[Happyjose]

+1.000.000

Here's an example from the Scottish section. Grand last statement and goodbye message

Check when the OP last logged on......

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=135626.msg1547553#msg1547553

[vw]

I do feel for the OP, it's not as easy as just not logging in again, similarly if you have an addiction and don't want to do something but you just can't control it

what you feel for a malicious prick that you have never met.

Clearly you have wonderful empathy look forward to your reviews ! 

[cueball]

+1.000.000

Sonny.... is that you sonny? 

[vw]

Sonny.... is that you sonny? 

That's a mantra to far !

[Knny]

In case OP is still reading (and I'm not going to read everything here)....just type random numbers letters a.g. ASFASF24323424, then copy it and use it to reset your password.  Don't store the password anywhere.  Oh yes, and change your email on your profile first, so you cannot reset it via the forgotten password link.

[poseidon]

In case OP is still reading (and I'm not going to read everything here)....just type random numbers letters a.g. ASFASF24323424, then copy it and use it to reset your password.  Don't store the password anywhere.  Oh yes, and change your email on your profile first, so you cannot reset it via the forgotten password link.

Not 100% effective as he could still use 'forgot password' and log in to his registered email address to reset the password. He would need to delete his email account first, assuming he doesn't need it for friends/family, paying bills, bank acct, facebook, etc.

But yeah if you're leaving, just log out, delete any bookmarks, and forget.

[Zeusthedoc]

Not 100% effective as he could still use 'forgot password' and log in to his registered email address to reset the password. He would need to delete his email account first, assuming he doesn't need it for friends/family, paying bills, bank acct, facebook, etc.

But yeah if you're leaving, just log out, delete any bookmarks, and forget.

Who is using their actual email address on this site?

[coa999]

a woman in a "normal" job in your workplace, church, shop, supermarket, block of flats, or who is your neighbour could have HIV, and look healthy.

Or have herpes, chylmadia, etc.

Whilst it's possible that WGs have STDs, I think most do take care, and a lot do post actual medical STD results.

The only real way to never get any STD is to be celibate for life. the least risky way is only ever have sex in a marriage or relationship, but even then the spouse could cheat, or lied about past sexual experiences, etc.

[daviemac]

a woman in a "normal" job in your workplace, church, shop, supermarket, block of flats, or who is your neighbour could have HIV, and look healthy.

Or have herpes, chylmadia, etc.

Whilst it's possible that WGs have STDs, I think most do take care, and a lot do post actual medical STD results.

The only real way to never get any STD is to be celibate for life. the least risky way is only ever have sex in a marriage or relationship, but even then the spouse could cheat, or lied about past sexual experiences, etc.

Have you read the title of this thread,         the only reason the OP mentioned STI's was to get himself banned. It was never meant as a discussion.   

[poseidon]

Who is using their actual email address on this site?

I wouldn't be surprised if people here were using their real email address. I set up a separate email address for punting, same as a punting phone. But there are also people here using their home and work phones for punting.