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Yes I was assuming FS. These two girls like to charge 80 in an hour session and you will get it for 60 in a 30 minute session. They may do it for 60 if you hold out.

They may think they're worth 80 for 30 mins shagging (left to their own timings unless you're a pushy lothario they fancy) but just check-out the escorts you can shag for the same price of 60 - 80 for 30 mins (let alone 100+).  Very few of the TCM girls do anything even exceptional or better than a Soho walk-up girl, arguably with less looks and youth.
If you're lucky enough to win favour as you become a regular then some girls will spend more time on extras than massage (if that's your desire and theirs) but remember you're still paying 105+ ph so they still aren't a bargain.  Masseuse shagging is only VFM if you get the extra mileage beyond b2b @ +40

+60 in a 30 min sesh means you're still forking out 90+ which again isn't VFM compared to what you can get from an escort.

If your intent is to shag then paying more than 50 for extras should have you seriously questioning why you don't want to spend less for a 30 min shag with a younger, prettier girl who will probably also kiss, OWO and RO on a half decent bed if you don't choose too rashly.

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I assumed 2 x £45 + 2 x £40 b2b... 2 x £80?  Are you assuming FS or? (even then should that not be 2 x £60?)

This raises a question I've been nurturing about 4 handers ( never having had one, except the odd 10 minute freebie session at the start). Would 2 women together be to the same level as they might be individually, or would they play safe to the least naughty denominator? If I was considering pushing the boat a long way out - which I am- would it be possible to get a double FS in a place where it can normally be obtained on a 1 to 1 basis? Cheers.

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This raises a question I've been nurturing about 4 handers ( never having had one, except the odd 10 minute freebie session at the start). Would 2 women together be to the same level as they might be individually, or would they play safe to the least naughty denominator? If I was considering pushing the boat a long way out - which I am- would it be possible to get a double FS in a place where it can normally be obtained on a 1 to 1 basis? Cheers.

Do you want a four hand massage, or do you want a FS duo session ?

There is an old punters wisdom that says if you want a massage see a masseuse, if you want sex see an escort, this is even more true if you want two girls because, setting aside the financial & VFM issues, three people on a massage table is getting seriously overcrowded.

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Do you want a four hand massage, or do you want a FS duo session ?

There is an old punters wisdom that says if you want a massage see a masseuse, if you want sex see an escort, this is even more true if you want two girls because, setting aside the financial & VFM issues, three people on a massage table is getting seriously overcrowded.

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They may think they're worth 80 for 30 mins shagging (left to their own timings unless you're a pushy lothario they fancy) but just check-out the escorts you can shag for the same price of 60 - 80 for 30 mins (let alone 100+).  Very few of the TCM girls do anything even exceptional or better than a Soho walk-up girl, arguably with less looks and youth.
If you're lucky enough to win favour as you become a regular then some girls will spend more time on extras than massage (if that's your desire and theirs) but remember you're still paying 105+ ph so they still aren't a bargain.  Masseuse shagging is only VFM if you get the extra mileage beyond b2b @ +40

+60 in a 30 min sesh means you're still forking out 90+ which again isn't VFM compared to what you can get from an escort.

If your intent is to shag then paying more than 50 for extras should have you seriously questioning why you don't want to spend less for a 30 min shag with a younger, prettier girl who will probably also kiss, OWO and RO on a half decent bed if you don't choose too rashly.

totally hear you from the VFM point but for some reason there's something about it for me about it being in a massage joint where it's not supposed to be going on that's a turn on.  I'm not looking for FS just B2B and RO, OW/OWO if she's game but not a deal breaker.  Just love the idea of one sitting on my face whilst there's 4 hands on my junk

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Had a massage with a chick from Italian called Jasmine, cute, maybe an 8 with a great figure. She works Mondays and Tuesdays. Average massage and no indication of any extra until the end when she wanted £40 for an HJ and £80 for topless. I did want to see her chebs unleashed but she had done zero to build any sort of anticipation so it was a pretty easy pass when she said no to £40 for the top off. She was not very chatty and tbh I just don't think she could be arsed that day. She seemed like she was crook and had almost lost her voice. Trouble is, I just don't know if it was an off day, or she is a dud.

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This raises a question I've been nurturing about 4 handers ( never having had one, except the odd 10 minute freebie session at the start). Would 2 women together be to the same level as they might be individually, or would they play safe to the least naughty denominator? If I was considering pushing the boat a long way out - which I am- would it be possible to get a double FS in a place where it can normally be obtained on a 1 to 1 basis? Cheers.
yeah curious point, I wonder/worry about them being shy infront of each other and not stripping off and allowing themselves to be pleasured infront of each other which would be annoying given the investment to get to that point but then guess it's part of the WSWS that excites me...

found this review (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=187611) of Lydia and FeiFei both fucking and in the shower together at the now renamed Fuhe, Sheperds Bush... but quite steep on the wallet..

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yeah curious point, I wonder/worry about them being shy infront of each other and not stripping off and allowing themselves to be pleasured infront of each other which would be annoying given the investment to get to that point but then guess it's part of the WSWS that excites me...

found this review (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=187611) of Lydia and FeiFei both fucking and in the shower together at the now renamed Fuhe, Sheperds Bush... but quite steep on the wallet..

If you want guaranteed high adrenaline 4 hand action, then it’s always best to book masseuses that work together. I’ve had my fair share, but only a very small handful were ‘up there’ and it was down to technique, a routine and lack of inhibition between the two providers  :hi:

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I had a 4-hand at Asia Touch a few years back and thought it was a bit of a waste of money given that the 2 girls just chatted in Thai to each other for the whole duration and were probably taking the piss.

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yeah curious point, I wonder/worry about them being shy infront of each other and not stripping off and allowing themselves to be pleasured infront of each other which would be annoying given the investment to get to that point but then guess it's part of the WSWS that excites me...

found this review (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=187611) of Lydia and FeiFei both fucking and in the shower together at the now renamed Fuhe, Sheperds Bush... but quite steep on the wallet..

I remember a review of Kelly at Swiss Cottage where her and a colleague got naked and sat on the guy's face and in CG. Jammy bastard.

My sole 4-hander was nothing to write home about but thankfully the more talented with cocks got busy while the better looking one allowed me to focus my attention on under her tunic.

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If you want guaranteed high adrenaline 4 hand action, then it’s always best to book masseuses that work together. I’ve had my fair share, but only a very small handful were ‘up there’ and it was down to technique, a routine and lack of inhibition between the two providers  :hi:

other than the mother daughter 4 hander you reviewed can you recommend any SPs from your fair share?

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other than the mother daughter 4 hander you reviewed can you recommend any SPs from your fair share?

Unfortunately none that are still active as they were pre Ukp affairs for me

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I had a 4-hand at Asia Touch a few years back and thought it was a bit of a waste of money given that the 2 girls just chatted in Thai to each other for the whole duration and were probably taking the piss.

I had a four hand massage a few years back. Although the massage was ok they chatted non-stop in their language, maybe about last night's Chinese version of Coronation Street?. lol. When I turned over, one girl, the best one, gave a  good hand job, while the other one looked totally bored and just caressed my balls. When I cum the bored one immediately  walked out of the room, never to be seen again.   I wouldn't bother again.
 

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Unfortunately none that are still active as they were pre Ukp affairs for me
Will do some scouting next time I'm in town and see if any can convince me with a naughty glint in their eye

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Harmony 167 Earls Court Road - in need of major back work, regular fully booked (more later) - popped in thinking a professional massage and possibility of more (looks depending) would do the trick. Prices upper end - Deep tissue I hour £60. Asked to complete medical form, keep boxers on etc... masseuse arrives filling the room, size 14 plus, mid 30's, cannot remember name, glasses, experienced strongest ever massage - literally stopped her after 50 mins. Thankfully no offers / teases - would have been a definite no no! Reason for mentioning is that in the past this establishment was rather more forthcoming....so now legit?

Kanburi Thai Spa, Dawes Road, Fulham - opened few weeks back, very possibly the most well appointed and immaculate spa have ever encountered. Prices upper end - Deep tissue I hour £60. Number of massages with assorted ladies over past six weeks - Mai (mumsy), best is tall, slim Alice (works Tuesdays only) - all request boxers stay on and give super professional massage. Hinted couple of times about extras  -polite decline or feigned misunderstanding....Will repeat for excellence of premises / massage services. Maybe I am missing something...just intrigued that a large, (legit?) new shop in a residential area with limited foot-fall can be viable?

Yup...agree, only of passing interest unless to exclude from HL or just want a massage!



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Harmony 167 Earls Court Road - in need of major back work, regular fully booked (more later) - popped in thinking a professional massage and possibility of more (looks depending) would do the trick. Prices upper end - Deep tissue I hour £60. Asked to complete medical form, keep boxers on etc... masseuse arrives filling the room, size 14 plus, mid 30's, cannot remember name, glasses, experienced strongest ever massage - literally stopped her after 50 mins. Thankfully no offers / teases - would have been a definite no no! Reason for mentioning is that in the past this establishment was rather more forthcoming....so now legit?

Kanburi Thai Spa, Dawes Road, Fulham - opened few weeks back, very possibly the most well appointed and immaculate spa have ever encountered. Prices upper end - Deep tissue I hour £60. Number of massages with assorted ladies over past six weeks - Mai (mumsy), best is tall, slim Alice (works Tuesdays only) - all request boxers stay on and give super professional massage. Hinted couple of times about extras  -polite decline or feigned misunderstanding....Will repeat for excellence of premises / massage services. Maybe I am missing something...just intrigued that a large, (legit?) new shop in a residential area with limited foot-fall can be viable?

Yup...agree, only of passing interest unless to exclude from HL or just want a massage!

Harmony has been caught offering extras on several occasions, by the council. They're waiting to hear if their licence is to be renewed or taken away. Might be prosecuted. Probably behaving themselves until they hear what the council decides. Moonflower and Elements are in the same boat.

The Thai place? A good area for finding customers who want a proper massage, hairdressing, beauty treatments, etc., and who won't worry about price. £60 for Deep Tissue is normal, anyway.  They'll do ok.
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The Thai place? A good area for finding customers who want a proper massage, hairdressing, beauty treatments, etc., and who won't worry about price. £60 for Deep Tissue is normal, anyway.  They'll do ok.

The area around Fulham Broadway has always been a hot bed of legitimate Thai places, it used to have The White Elephant, a grandiose Thai restaurant on the Broadway, maybe there are a lot more well to do Thai people in Fulham than one might imagine.

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I usually visit and review Herts chinese parlours... I'm wondering if any of the London ones will let you see and choose the line up? Is this a possibility/usual?

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The area around Fulham Broadway has always been a hot bed of legitimate Thai places, it used to have The White Elephant, a grandiose Thai restaurant on the Broadway, maybe there are a lot more well to do Thai people in Fulham than one might imagine.

The Blue Elephant. Must be ten years, at least, since I went in there. Fulham, these days, is just an extension of what Chelsea used to be, now that Chelsea has become a haunt for the OTT rich and boring. Lots of money around, in Fulham and ladies who love pampering treatments. Rich yummy mummy territory, too (and their brats fawned over by the lovely, tolerant Thai ladies, no doubt).

Just wracking my addled brain and I reckon there's not a shop or spa, in the whole of Chelsea, where extras are available.
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The Blue Elephant. Must be ten years, at least, since I went in there. Fulham, these days, is just an extension of what Chelsea used to be, now that Chelsea has become a haunt for the OTT rich and boring. Lots of money around, in Fulham and ladies who love pampering treatments. Rich yummy mummy territory, too (and their brats fawned over by the lovely, tolerant Thai ladies, no doubt).

Just wracking my addled brain and I reckon there's not a shop or spa, in the whole of Chelsea, where extras are available.

I blame dodgy football Russians.

There's a fair few shops on North End Road do the business, actually a disproportionate number do.

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Natural Ways Finchley Central recce, two so-so MILFs who in fairness both had Cs (one pair on display), one slim and the other a little tubbier.  I walked as I didn't like the way the foxier/slimmer one scowled at me and even then both were well into their 40s.  Cut my losses and went to the Holborn shop as I knew what I'd be getting and that it'd be with someone who wasn't a grown woman at the time of Tiananmen Square...

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Just wracking my addled brain and I reckon there's not a shop or spa, in the whole of Chelsea, where extras are available.

In times past it has been known in GinSeng on Kings Road, also some of the shops in the cluster around South Kensington station, well one at least.

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Harmony has been caught offering extras on several occasions, by the council. They're waiting to hear if their licence is to be renewed or taken away. Might be prosecuted. Probably behaving themselves until they hear what the council decides. Moonflower and Elements are in the same boat.

In these circumstances, you have to ask and not expect the girl to initiate anything. She still might decline of course. I saw Alex at Elements very recently (review on the way) and she said part of the problem was that the chinese/oriental girls are too forthcoming with their services and get easily busted.

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Serene Spa - Balham

Had a massage with a chick from Italian called Jasmine, cute, maybe an 8 with a great figure. She works Mondays and Tuesdays. Average massage and no indication of any extra until the end when she wanted £40 for an HJ and £80 for topless. I did want to see her chebs unleashed but she had done zero to build any sort of anticipation so it was a pretty easy pass when she said no to £40 for the top off. She was not very chatty and tbh I just don't think she could be arsed that day. She seemed like she was crook and had almost lost her voice. Trouble is, I just don't know if it was an off day, or she is a dud.

This place has gone down hill so fast.  Used to be the standard 20/30/40 but now insane money being asked for.  80 notes to see some tits wtf
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Harmony has been caught offering extras on several occasions, by the council. They're waiting to hear if their licence is to be renewed or taken away. Might be prosecuted. Probably behaving themselves until they hear what the council decides. Moonflower and Elements are in the same boat.

The Thai place? A good area for finding customers who want a proper massage, hairdressing, beauty treatments, etc., and who won't worry about price. £60 for Deep Tissue is normal, anyway.  They'll do ok.
Also got denied here recently though was called Oriental Natural Health on Groupon?  Was a damn good massage though..
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Been meaning to ask, what are the rules of posting photos of the masseuses that work at these places?  Haven't taken any but would be helpful intel - though maybe we would go even less with all the farmers wives littered around?  Guess maybe it wouldn't be good for the ladies being tied to a description so explicitly though?  Thoughts?

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Hi dross - it's still called Harmony. I remember your earlier post and that's an old name that it had for a short period.

Re. North End Road (West Kensington/Fulham) and South Kensington - they're not in Chelsea (my bit of a tease on geography).

The football team isn't in Chelsea, either. Never has been - it's in Fulham and the Russian Mafia haven't managed to change the boundary.

I remember Gin Sen branches, sometimes having a girl who'd offer a HE but I'd think those days are gone.
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Been meaning to ask, what are the rules of posting photos of the masseuses that work at these places?  Haven't taken any but would be helpful intel - though maybe we would go even less with all the farmers wives littered around?  Guess maybe it wouldn't be good for the ladies being tied to a description so explicitly though?  Thoughts?

The only photos you can post of SPs are those featured on published ads.

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Evening all, been a while since I posted but rarely have availability of a secure PC! so recent visits include:

Monday afternoon visit to place behind Holborn station - saw a Chinese girl called Mimi I think. Something beginning with M! She was early 40s but slim and attractive. Been here a lot but never seen her before. 30 for 30 then 40 for B2B. Competent massage and good B2B with enthusiastic performance and decent hand job. very friendly and chatty so would recommend

Also on a Monday called in to 'Beijing Beauty' (see their website off google search) - this appears to be Fionas new establishment as previously noted few weeks back on here. Saw Alice, slim young Chinese. Who I suspect may be the Alice working at the Holborn shop on other days? £100 for 1 hour relaxing B2B but a nice private experience in a small flat near station. Nothing else on offer. Good massage, B2B and HJ - would recommend for a more relaxed and longer experience

As above, called in to same place on a Wednesday to see Lin - who I have not seen for a while as she has been working in Wimbledon I think. Shes still great - good body, great English and positive attitude. A really intense B2B and mild kissing plus RO on her very lovely pussy. £100 for hour and well worth it as a more girlfriend type experience massage wise.

Also on a Monday went to Primo Health Massage wentworth st - saw Jennifer. Chinese but looks a little mixed. About 30 and ok body. Accepted 70 for uncovered BJ plus B2B. Was ok experience but I just didn't click with her and BJ was bit poor. Not really worth it

I also on a Saturday eve recently saw Emma (used to be Ruby) at ORBS baker st. 30 for 30 and then 60 for BJ and sex. Emma is well reviewed on this thread already and still a good reliable performer. recommended.

I also visited about 2 months ago the Thai massage shop off one of the side roads off wentworth st. Saw a younger thai girl who was slim and pretty but cannot remember the name. The key thing was she grew up here so speaks with London accent. Nice round arse. Only does topless HJ for about 40 but was pretty good.

I have done a few treks through Chinatown in recent weeks but not much of interest to be honest, didn't see any new young hotties sadly!

Anyway hope this intel is useful - I don't have time for full reviews so have to just drop a few bits of info each time.

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Evening all, been a while since I posted but rarely have availability of a secure PC! so recent visits include:

Monday afternoon visit to place behind Holborn station - saw a Chinese girl called Mimi I think. Something beginning with M! She was early 40s but slim and attractive. Been here a lot but never seen her before. 30 for 30 then 40 for B2B. Competent massage and good B2B with enthusiastic performance and decent hand job. very friendly and chatty so would recommend

Also on a Monday called in to 'Beijing Beauty' (see their website off google search) - this appears to be Fionas new establishment as previously noted few weeks back on here. Saw Alice, slim young Chinese. Who I suspect may be the Alice working at the Holborn shop on other days? £100 for 1 hour relaxing B2B but a nice private experience in a small flat near station. Nothing else on offer. Good massage, B2B and HJ - would recommend for a more relaxed and longer experience

As above, called in to same place on a Wednesday to see Lin - who I have not seen for a while as she has been working in Wimbledon I think. Shes still great - good body, great English and positive attitude. A really intense B2B and mild kissing plus RO on her very lovely pussy. £100 for hour and well worth it as a more girlfriend type experience massage wise.

Also on a Monday went to Primo Health Massage wentworth st - saw Jennifer. Chinese but looks a little mixed. About 30 and ok body. Accepted 70 for uncovered BJ plus B2B. Was ok experience but I just didn't click with her and BJ was bit poor. Not really worth it

I also on a Saturday eve recently saw Emma (used to be Ruby) at ORBS baker st. 30 for 30 and then 60 for BJ and sex. Emma is well reviewed on this thread already and still a good reliable performer. recommended.

I also visited about 2 months ago the Thai massage shop off one of the side roads off wentworth st. Saw a younger thai girl who was slim and pretty but cannot remember the name. The key thing was she grew up here so speaks with London accent. Nice round arse. Only does topless HJ for about 40 but was pretty good.

I have done a few treks through Chinatown in recent weeks but not much of interest to be honest, didn't see any new young hotties sadly!

Anyway hope this intel is useful - I don't have time for full reviews so have to just drop a few bits of info each time.

Nice addition to the trove.   :drinks:
Try to capture a more complete description of the ladies (veteran or new) as current condition is always of interest, especially if you don't have their name.   Use a little charm and get their days of work and if possible if they work anywhere else on other days. :hi:

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Went to living health putney yesterday and saw Kelly. She is a tallish mumsy type with a pair of bolt ons. She was nice enough and the massage was good. Btb face down and then on the flip, then hand finish. Did the trick but wasn’t anything too unique. No talk of price so left 45 on the table when I left, I think she said she works Thursdays and Fridays.
Haven’t seen much about this shop lately so possibly not the quality of talent there of yesteryear with the likes of Lulu. Anyone know if there is anyone exceptional there at the moment?

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Went to living health putney yesterday and saw Kelly. She is a tallish mumsy type with a pair of bolt ons. She was nice enough and the massage was good. Btb face down and then on the flip, then hand finish. Did the trick but wasn’t anything too unique. No talk of price so left 45 on the table when I left, I think she said she works Thursdays and Fridays.
Haven’t seen much about this shop lately so possibly not the quality of talent there of yesteryear with the likes of Lulu. Anyone know if there is anyone exceptional there at the moment?

Lulu can't have just stopped working?

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Debden Chinese Medicine Centre on The Broadway Debden, paid £25 for their Gumtree special of half an hour.  Shabbiest TCM in town.

Assigned 'Molly', who entered the room very smily and chatty.  MILF of mid-40s, their usual - about 5' 4", size 10-12 but decently pretty though quirky face.  Very well dressed, both her choice of dress and underwear.  Massage was so-so, it never really took off.  During the massage she put my hands under her dress and encouraged me to feel her up.  On the flip she offered b2b but I said I only had enough on me for a topless HJ.  She removed the dress to reveal OK Bs with long nipples, which she enjoyed having sucked, but then pulled off her pants and climbed on the table, licking me all over and coming in for a few kisses too.  HJ was absolutely superb, one of the best I have ever received (they're always good here) but not only that she milked every drop out then massaged groin and balls for a while too afterwards, plus she knew how to clean up my dick to make it feel good ie. wiping sensitively under the hood.

I paid £30 for the agreed service, which she didn't seem happy about but I stuck to my guns on this: even though her service was exemplary, I just hadn't asked for it.  Quite rarely for this place I'd actually see her again but I only go in if I'm passing on the M11 which isn't that often.

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Nice. So £55 in total?

Correct.  In fairness, if you go in with low bids here they're generally accepted and on one occasion she got the chebs out anyway during a £20 HJ.

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Have had a fair bit of success at the Chinese massage shop on Grays Inn Road recently. The first one you come to when walking from Kings cross on the right hand side opposite five guys.

The girls are still mediocre looking as they virtually always are in these places, but the skill level and consistency of the massages and HE seems to have gone up on 4 or 5 times I’ve been in the last 3 months.

£45 for an hour and £20-30 for HE depending on the girl and whether I can be arsed negotiating.....

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Have had a fair bit of success at the Chinese massage shop on Grays Inn Road recently. The first one you come to when walking from Kings cross on the right hand side opposite five guys.

The girls are still mediocre looking as they virtually always are in these places, but the skill level and consistency of the massages and HE seems to have gone up on 4 or 5 times I’ve been in the last 3 months.

£45 for an hour and £20-30 for HE depending on the girl and whether I can be arsed negotiating.....

Mediocre looking being the forte here, there was one who had a face like a smacked arse I can never forget...

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No 80 The Cut, Waterloo has 5 girls on today, must be the biggest number of any shop, but £50 for an hour - is £50 the new normal ?

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Mediocre looking being the forte here, there was one who had a face like a smacked arse I can never forget...

I’d say that’s true of a lot of the chinese shops tbh.....

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Have had a fair bit of success at the Chinese massage shop on Grays Inn Road recently. The first one you come to when walking from Kings cross on the right hand side opposite five guys.

The girls are still mediocre looking as they virtually always are in these places, but the skill level and consistency of the massages and HE seems to have gone up on 4 or 5 times I’ve been in the last 3 months.

£45 for an hour and £20-30 for HE depending on the girl and whether I can be arsed negotiating.....
down the stairs right?  have gone in so many times, only stayed once which says everything really and left feeling like I shouldn't have stayed really :/

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No 80 The Cut, Waterloo has 5 girls on today, must be the biggest number of any shop, but £50 for an hour - is £50 the new normal ?

I think Everwell Gerrard Street would have 5 girls at busy periods as well as White Lily in Soho.

The other shop in The Cut is also £50/hour. Sante in Whitcomb Street has been £50 since they took over from Mark and Chloe about 5 years ago.
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I’d say that’s true of a lot of the chinese shops tbh.....

True but 80 The Cut and Health First Holborn seem to be bucking the trend with younger talent on?

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True but 80 The Cut and Health First Holborn seem to be bucking the trend with younger talent on?
80 has always had a good chance of a fit younger hottie

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80 has always had a good chance of a fit younger hottie

My last stab there, with Joy (reviewed), was dire.


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In lieu of any reported action on here (I will put that right soon), I just noticed (though it may have been mentioned) that the shop at the Hammersmith end of North End Road is no more? I had a quick look in at Golden Sunshine while near and the reported busty MILF clearly wasn't working as the woman on till who said she was only one working was in a summer dress with an ironing board underneath.

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You do get around sir!

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Work enabled it before but not these days, so when I have chance I always do recces (as literally every borough of London has TCMs).  I resolved to see if Jenny had the stunning chebs reported while I was in West London on HL assignation (review to follow).

Offline Spiro68

Bamboo Spa Leather Lane has two great girls right now
Ana, Dark Spanish girl about 30. Quite plump but epic tits, good massage and sensual body to body. Tuesdays and Fridays
Lexi, blonde elfin Pole late 20s. Perfect petite body. Lovely touch and great naked body to body. Sundays and variable weekdays.