London massage shop mini reviews

[davebe80s]

I'm assuming she is English of chinese descent. Am i correct?

I think I saw the Ava you're describing at Skylines a while back. She's cute. Be interesting to know if it's the same girl.

[emmapunton]

I think I saw the Ava you're describing at Skylines a while back. She's cute. Be interesting to know if it's the same girl.

I'm hoping it's the same.

[davebe80s]

In my unending quest for massage places in SE London which offer a little extra, I came across an establishment on Walworth Road, near Elephant and Castle. It has 3 therapists, all of whom look cute in a little bit of a MILFy way. It's in the basement of a barbers  (looks to have separate door though) near the Argos. Coy responses imply that extras probably on the menu.

Planning to TOFTT sometime over the next couple of weeks, work commitments notwithstanding. Just wondered if anyone had tried and had any feedback.

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[sparkus]

Just sending my best to all those of this thread visiting Clair at Skylines today after her return.  Give her one from me!

[Yves_Dobon]

Was she northern by any chance?

There was an Ava at Skylines, yonks ago!  A bit chatty from Manchester, I don't recall her ever offering anything more than HJ.  She went to work at the other Skylines in Canary Wharf then disappeared when the place closed. 

[emmapunton]

There was an Ava at Skylines, yonks ago!  A bit chatty from Manchester, I don't recall her ever offering anything more than HJ.  She went to work at the other Skylines in Canary Wharf then disappeared when the place closed. 

I live in hope she crops back up.

[davebe80s]

I live in hope she crops back up.

Me too.

[NoHo]

Try Rupert Jade Rupert street Soho

[emmapunton]

Try Rupert Jade Rupert street Soho

For  the elusive Ava?

[Hugeadmirer]

Thai mint spa, London Bridge road.

Visited on Friday and had a great massage from Wicky (I think) - a good looking Thai. Prob 5’3”, size 10 with big C/D tits. I would guess she must be in her early 40s as her face shows signs of age but she must have been stunning when younger. Tits are great - they must be enhanced as too big for her frame and do not show the same signs of age but are soft and joyous.

40 mins of a good solid massage. Occasional accidental swipes on the old fella, gooch and hole. Enough to get me aroused for the flip. Massage on front followed the same routine until she asked if I wanted extra.

She’s not cheap - wouldn’t budge on £40 for topless HJ. She started at £40 just for HJ and negotiations didn’t result in reduced price just her top coming off and confirmation that she would take it slow and lots of teasing - she speaks decent english.  Sucking on her nips cost me another £20. I went in there determined to only spend £20 extra but she’s the first masseuse that I’ve found genuinely attractive and wanted to do everything. The horn overruled the wallet but I’m glad it did.

Great extended HJ and she seemed to enjoyed the tit sucking. No access to down below but said if next time I call ahead and book the back room she can do more.

Works Fridays and I can’t remember if it was Tuesday or Wednesday

[horsa]

Bit of intel re Skylines in Lewisham. Checked the rota for today by text and neither tickled my pickle so said no thank you. Shortly after received another text saying that Clair will be there this Sunday. So for anyone with a hankering for funbags, Sunday is the day. Not entirely sure why I was told that but thankful for the info all the same.

did you visit?

[Tedbandy]

I caught one of you lot doing a recce in Leytonstone yesterday.

Sparkus 4/6 favourite
LLPunting 3/1
Any lurker 5/1

[RAJEC]

I caught one of you lot doing a recce in Leytonstone yesterday.

Sparkus 4/6 favourite
LLPunting 3/1
Any lurker 5/1

I’ll put a tenner each on sparkus and LLP and an outside fiver on the lurkers!

[sparkus]

I caught one of you lot doing a recce in Leytonstone yesterday.

Sparkus 4/6 favourite
LLPunting 3/1
Any lurker 5/1

I'll put even more against me given the physical impossibility (if I'd been in London yesterday I'd have prioritised Lewisham)

[RAJEC]

I'll put even more against me given the physical impossibility (if I'd been in London yesterday I'd have prioritised Lewisham)

Ah yes, big tits!

[sparkus]

Ah yes, big tits!

Someone needs to own up and review!

[davebe80s]

Place: Qi Clinic on Westow Hill, Crystal Palace.

Basic TCM setup, with massage room or rooms behind - not discrete but easy enough to duck in quickly. Room was clean and a good size.

The girl was called Julie, said she was 30, and I have no doubt she was, once, not recently though. Chinese, not great looking, but not too bad either, quite slim with small boobs. £28 for 30 mins.

Went back to the room, disrobed entirely, nothing said upon her entering the room and not even a towel provided.

Massage itself was alright, asked for it a little harder and she delivered, had to ask for more oil a few times. Asked if I wanted extras about 10 mins in. Asked what was on offer, 20 HR, 30 topless (which is what I went for) and 40 B2b. Carried on with the massage until I turned over 2 minutes later. She stripped to her knickers and with me on my back sensually rubbed my front side until was at full attention, allowing my hands to wander all over, but not inside the knickers. She then added oil and delivered a very nice, slow HJ, with some edging when I told her I was getting close. Finished me off and cleaned me up, washing her hands before offering a head massage to finish. Offered me a shower, which I took, then jumped in herself briefly.

Overall, scratched an itch, but not going to rush to return.

[RAJEC]

Someone needs to own up and review!

Too far for me! 

[Tedbandy]

I'll put even more against me given the physical impossibility (if I'd been in London yesterday I'd have prioritised Lewisham)

Betting suspended...!

[sparkus]

Betting suspended...!

I pity the lurkers as it's slim pickings round those parts these days 

[SepiaHamster]

did you visit?

No sir!

[Sparta Prada]

I decided to give External Link/Members Only another go as I heard they had closed the old place in Hall Lane.

Now based in Walthamstow, and the 30 minute b2b is now £60 (up from £50) to fund the extra rent. It’s one of those 1990s purpose built characterless flats. Entered the flat and greeted by Venera, who must be a 40 something size 14 lady, not that attractive IMO. In the texts I asked for naked b2b, this wasn’t delivered until I told Venera 10 minutes in when she was gonna mount the table! As she’s not the slimmest girl I wish she hadn’t started b2b, it wasn’t comfortable or sensual.

What was worse was I asked for a soft sensual massage, but while she was pounding my legs I had to let out a yelp to let her know she was actually close to hurting me.

Absolutely crap experience for me with them. I vowed never to return after another previous crap experience that I reviewed at the old place, but thought maybe a new premises will also signal a new better start. When Joanna and Danielle took active roles running the place you knew you was gonna have a nice massage with a lovely young girl. Whoever is running it now is going to run them down with shite fat masseuses and having a crap flat where the only redeeming feature is they finally have a shower that works!

Avoid.

[Duron]

Skyline: popped in to ask about Clair as I was passing on foot. Apparently she's back NEXT Sunday.

[Ozy84]

Visited the chinese place opposite the abbey rd studios, couple of good uns working this week. Did think whether to enjoy myself and be selfish as i have recommended before and the next punter didnt find them as good as i.

If you are sick of the crap that is in the massage shops recently, want to cum twice in a hour, have a half decent massage, have got £120 to burn for 1 hour and want a genuine newish to uk mid to late twenties oriental then you could do worse. You can choose this week or if your lucky enough have them both!

 

[Jonestown]

Visited the chinese place opposite the abbey rd studios, couple of good uns working this week. Did think whether to enjoy myself and be selfish as i have recommended before and the next punter didnt find them as good as i.

If you are sick of the crap that is in the massage shops recently, want to cum twice in a hour, have a half decent massage, have got £120 to burn for 1 hour and want a genuine newish to uk mid to late twenties oriental then you could do worse. You can choose this week or if your lucky enough have them both!

 

contact details ?

Shop of flat ?

[Ozy84]

contact details ?

Shop of flat ?

07766909667

Flat, and a lovely one at that. Let me know if you visit.

Your welcome!

[sparkus]

Paid a visit to Suzanne at Bamboo Panda in Beddington, heeding recent review advice on her short term availability.  I've known Croydon well for decades but never ventured that far out before.

Rocked up and asked if Suzanne was available, the mama-san smiles and takes my money, showing me to the room.  Suzanne enters as I'm undressing and asks if we've met, I say probably not.  She laughs and motions me onto the table, I don't get any offer of an assisted shower like previous reviewer.  This entrance did allow me to clock her, weird teeth/big forehead as mentioned in one review, slender but with copious C cup cleavage on display.  Very chatty during what is a quite punishing yet rewarding massage.

Inevitable cc swipes and a finger playing with my anus, then a lean-in whisper and £40 is agreed.  I'm bloody sick of back slides so I alight the table and peel away her clothes, to reveal a) the longest nipples I've ever seen and b) a grown out bush (not shaved, like reported).  All good then as I go in for RO and she commends my being a dirty bastard and did someone say condom in my jacket? 69 follows but both her technique and her snatch aren't to my liking (she has no arse, so her anus is displayed above my eyes) so we then roll about on the table as I suck and kiss her.  "Oh, I suppose you go to lots of shops and do this to all the Chinese women you see?" she says as we, erm, do this for a while longer.  Equally her HJ technique isn't brilliant either but marks out of ten for kissing me passionately while doing it.  Sadly our showers were separate (I was feeling quite spent anyway) and there some more chat, invites to grope and kiss.

Bit of a trek and she's no stunner (mid-20s though, she reckons) but not ugly either and if you like em' very full on then she is that.

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[Tedbandy]

Good review, surprised you didnt give her a quick poke considering you brought the jonmy

[sparkus]

Good review, surprised you didnt give her a quick poke considering you brought the jonmy

No doubt she'd want more cash but she didn't look that fuckable at her featherweight.

The johnny doesn't always work either ie some refuse or say it's much more. Some do it then refuse next time as well 

[Wankingdead]

Saw Katie at Skyline Lee high road, Chinese mid thirties, nice face ,b cups but strange frame almost hunched and disproportionately build with slender hips and flat but with broad shoulders bolted on, mediocre massage and even more mediocre b2b, left feeling sorry for an hour of my life I am not getting back, and of course waste of £80.
One to avoid.

[LLPunting]

Saw Katie at Skyline Lee high road, Chinese mid thirties, nice face ,b cups but strange frame almost hunched and disproportionately build with slender hips and flat but with broad shoulders bolted on, mediocre massage and even more mediocre b2b, left feeling sorry for an hour of my life I am not getting back, and of course waste of £80.
One to avoid.

80?  For an hour?  you getting a discount?

[Wankingdead]

New girl at till asked for £40 and I didn't argue

[horsa]

New girl at till asked for £40 and I didn't argue

How much for HR?

[LLPunting]

New girl at till asked for £40 and I didn't argue

New girl?  Name and looks?

Hmmm, either she'll get fired quick sharp or business ain't so good.  May ask if there's a Shag Friday or Xmas special going on.   

[Tedbandy]

Any Black Friday deals going?

[Yves_Dobon]

New girl?  Name and looks?

Hmmm, either she'll get fired quick sharp or business ain't so good.  May ask if there's a Shag Friday or Xmas special going on.   

New girl? I phoned for details today and the voice sounded like Hannah (Korean) who used to work there.  She occasionally fills in at reception if the Jazz ( ) is off

[sparkus]

Jenny, golden sunshine health, north end road (maybe one for you sparkus).

After a longish trawl looking at shops I ended up at this place. Girl (woman) behind the counter didnt look much all wrapped up in a coat. 5 foot and dumpy but I paid 30 for 30 just cos I couldnt be bothered anymore. It paid some dividends.

I stripped and she reappeared in a dress and leggings showing a bit of cleavage but I didnt pay much attention as I thought she was a bit flat chested (I was wrong).

Got on the table and asked for medium. Neednt have bothered as the massage part was pretty half arsed. She did manage to do quite a good tease though with long strokes up the inside of my leg to the top. Suffice to say, come the turn I was rock hard. A bit of negotiation got to 40 for b2b which turned out to be 40 for topless.

Normally if that had happened I’d have made a big fuss but I was distracted. This woman is late 40s I’d say, dumpy with a bit of a tummy but what a pair of tits. They were fantastic. Big (DD or bigger I’d guess) but also heavy and pretty firm - they honestly wouldnt have looked out of place on a 20 year old. There was no sagginess. I immediately sank into them, sucking her nice sized hard nipples as she pushed her other tit into my head. I have to say it was worth the 40 notes right there.

Did a bit of fingering through her tights & knickers. Asked about FS but no interest. Hand technique was good up to a point but she didnt really seem to ever take off and I ended up doing it myself.

So in the end, I was pretty happy with it all. Probably wouldnt return but if you’re a fan of big tits, and arent fussed about the package they come in, you’ll likely enjoy!

Are you sure Jenny and not Wendy? Website states a Wendy as owner, as do copious reviews online.

[sparkus]

Some recent ACTUAL recces: Natural Atmosphere, Blackfriars.  Mentioned in thread and review on here, new TCM just opened near the station.  Owner is well reviewed former indie provider, working with another.  Wasn't taken with the other (if it was her on reception) as she was very non-descript sat in a puffer jacket.  Open late and is very convenient for workplaces/trains/pubs so will probably do well.

South Woodford Chinese shop: millionth walk away visit, just living in hope of recapturing past glories here.  As per usual, a different set of Farmer's Wives in reception, when I walked away they said "But the other one working now is young, wait!"
I didn't.

[dross]

I know some rate it as a waste of cash but any suggestions for where might have a fun 4 hand massage?  just want two naked girls and lots of oil...

[Jonestown]

I know some rate it as a waste of cash but any suggestions for where might have a fun 4 hand massage?  just want two naked girls and lots of oil...

You could do a lost worse than Emma & Tina at Organic Remedies at Baker Street, get the big room with the shower and extra towels.

[Ladeeda]

Dropped in to the place behind Holborn station yesterday, £30 for half an hour. Young, slim Chinese girl behind the counter called Alice, dressed casually in jeans, trainers and a top showing a small amount of cleavage although they were not big at all.

Alice took my £30, sent me down the spiral stairs to room 3. I undressed and got on the table and in came Alice. Asked for strong massage which was actually pretty decent. She didn't mind a bit of leg/arse grabbing but jeans remained on.

After 15/20 mins she whispered in my ear 'you want happy ending or body to body'. £20 for HE, £40 for b2b. I only had £30 so asked for HE with top off which she agreed to. Credit card swipes and reach unders ensued, then the flip, and a very creditable hand job, plenty of attention to the balls and some kissing of my chest and nipples.

Shot my load after a few minutes of this, then showered and left. Pleasant experience over all with a moderately attractive young girl although not my usual type.

Alice said she works Wednesday, Friday, Saturday.

[dross]

You could do a lost worse than Emma & Tina at Organic Remedies at Baker Street, get the big room with the shower and extra towels.

could be fun, both on my want to taste list... anyone know if they would get naked together without taking the piss with cost?

[Duron]

Clair is at Skyline (Lee) today.
(Met her on reception. Shall see her later in the week. Said she's there Thur and Sun)

[rebelsurge]

could be fun, both on my want to taste list... anyone know if they would get naked together without taking the piss with cost?

With a four hander the standard practice is two shop fees and a tip for each girl.
 I  guess an hour with those two would be 2 x 45 and 2 x 80  £250

[bluehairguitar]

Natural Remedy: Baker St    4th November

So I got there around 7:30 or something, and this pretty older (I'd say in her 30's) chinese lady was sitting in reception, enjoying a bottle of wine. Her name was like Julie, Julina, I forget exactly, but it had a J and an L in it(apologies). I like a long massage, so I went for the 1hr for £50. After payment, she lead me downstairs to the usual cheapo massage place room. Nothing fancy, but you're hardely paying attention to the decor in these kind of places 

The massage was focusing mostly on my back, butt and legs, with lots of CC swipes, and she very quickly asked if I wanted more, ended up paying an extra £100 for FS (I was kind of drunk and tired, so not in much of a haggling mood). She quickly popped upstairs to get a rubber, then came back in, grinning cheekily. Then undressed and had a pretty decent body, like, not super model, but I wouldn't turn her down (and obviously... didn't). Basically went in missionary and she was super tight, kept telling me to slow down as I was "too big" for her, and she could only take it half way, saying the amazing line "Chinese girls have tiny pussies, not like english girls, they are like Black Holes, sucking you in" 
There was light kissing, but overall a very vanilla experience, was fun and enjoyable, but not £100 worth. After I'd finished, there was still plenty of time left, and she wanted to go again, kept stroking my junk quite hard, until I asked her to stop as it was actually starting to hurt (yay, friction!) so she reluctantly spent the remaining time giving me a rather naff scap massage whilst stairing at the clock, but I didn't mind, as I got to look up and see those lovely breasts jiggling about. After a bit of that, we said our thank yous, she handed me the wrapped up johnny for "good luck" (the local binmen must be the luckiest guys around) and I buggered off to the train station.

If I was more sober, I'd have had a much better time, as I'd have been able to go a second round, and she was really keen (also somewhat drunk, which is kind of worrysome), which I prefer.

Also first post. I think I've been a lurker for too long, time to post some reviews when I get up to business. Can't just leech.

[Wankingdead]

Clair is at Skyline (Lee) today.
(Met her on reception. Shall see her later in the week. Said she's there Thur and Sun)

So you saw Luna? Just guessing

[dross]

...saying the amazing line "Chinese girls have tiny pussies, not like english girls, they are like Black Holes, sucking you in" 

FML.  Please post more content like this. 

[dross]

With a four hander the standard practice is two shop fees and a tip for each girl.
 I  guess an hour with those two would be 2 x 45 and 2 x 80  £250

I assumed 2 x £45 + 2 x £40 b2b... 2 x £80?  Are you assuming FS or? (even then should that not be 2 x £60?)

[Fully Sated]

Also first post. I think I've been a lurker for too long, time to post some reviews when I get up to business. Can't just leech.

Thank you for contributing, keep them coming.

[rebelsurge]

I assumed 2 x £45 + 2 x £40 b2b... 2 x £80?  Are you assuming FS or? (even then should that not be 2 x £60?)

Yes I was assuming FS. These two girls like to charge 80 in an hour session and you will get it for 60 in a 30 minute session. They may do it for 60 if you hold out.