London massage shop mini reviews

[LLPunting]

Don't know if there is a shower at Yungi, but if there was I doubt anyone would want to use it.

It's probably just a leak from the pavement above, and not necessarily water.

[xxplosive]

Damn, I wrote a report while mongering in Dubai, must be one shot too many, I will have to rewrite it

I'd also be interested in knowing about Noriko's service and what was so good about it.

[Bigboy247]

rough size of boobs? shaved? Did you give her oral? Where'd you cum? Cost/time?  I assume chinese?

Boobs are non-exsistent. Cracking body though. I gave her oral - I rimmed her. She jerked me off, so I came over my chest. She didn’t mind a finger in her ass.
Cost - £60 on top of the hour.

[No None Sense]

Met Amy in Natural ways Southgate
Ugly face Chinese with OK body wanted £60 for sex and OW which I didn't think she was worth it so after 30 minutes I came out and went with Angela.
Another Chinese Crap SP which I hope I can forget soon. No boobs and sweaty body and wanted £120 for sex!
I just had her naked and wank me and paid £60 which I regret.
Just don't go there on Sundays!

[LLPunting]

Met Amy in Natural ways Southgate
Ugly face Chinese with OK body wanted £60 for sex and OW which I didn't think she was worth it so after 30 minutes I came out and went with Angela.
Another Chinese Crap SP which I hope I can forget soon. No boobs and sweaty body and wanted £120 for sex!
I just had her naked and wank me and paid £60 which I regret.
Just don't go there on Sundays!

Thanks mate, sound warning, noted.   
Sorry it was a bust (a nut).

[xxplosive]

Emily's massage spot in Lewisham is local and usually my go-to, although I find the girls a bit hit and miss.

Tara American - I've reviewed her in this thread before and she was incredible. Great service. Full service on offer. Great body, black girl.  Have paid £50 for OWO and another time paid £100 for full service. The second time I was hooked and she gave me a piece of paper with the prices on. She said she didn't like the whole negotiation thing. By this point, thought she was worth the price so maybe she hiked up the prices as she knew I would pay the price. Only works sporadically.

Clair Russian - she was great at sucking dick and gobbles it up but personally don't find her too attractive. She is a very big girl, so if that's your thing - you'll like her but a little too big for my preference. £40 for b2b + OWO.

Sonya Thai - very nice service, and very sensual. Attractive enough but her services (with me anyway) were limited. No oral on me and was a bit too close to a standard vanilla service. £40 for b2b.

Nikki polish - very attractive. Slim. Great body and looks. Has a big tattoo on her chest which I personally like but not for people who like a natural look. Wish she offered more services. £40 for b2b. Allows touching and RO but no fingers inside. Wish she offered more as would love to experience more for her.

[MrIncredible]

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Visited this place last week as had some pain in my back, £30 for 30mins, found a cute Chinese girl (quite young) as only person there, name was Ruby (Says she works all days but Tuesday). Shown into a medium room as space all around the massage table. No sign of a Shower. Undressed and lay face down on the table, very good massage and see kept moving the towel to keep me covered, but also used it to mop up the extra oil. No CC Swipes or reach unders or anything sensual even after the turn over, so thought there was nothing on offer, but with 10 mins or so to go was asked if i wanted extras, she wanted 30 for HR, as was thinking with big  brain due to lack of sensual touch, declined and the massage went on to end of 30 mins. Might revisit for a good massage but better places for some fun.

[doublehappiness]

Emily's massage spot in Lewisham is local and usually my go-to, although I find the girls a bit hit and miss.

Tara American - I've reviewed her in this thread before and she was incredible. Great service. Full service on offer. Great body, black girl.  Have paid £50 for OWO and another time paid £100 for full service. The second time I was hooked and she gave me a piece of paper with the prices on. She said she didn't like the whole negotiation thing. By this point, thought she was worth the price so maybe she hiked up the prices as she knew I would pay the price. Only works sporadically.

Thanks for the info. Would you know if Tara also works at others places besides Emily's?

[hugeload]

Monica - Nova anima, Holborn.

For my money it's the best massage for £50. I've had quite a few. Only better one I've had was in Prague; but that's a bit of a round trip.

I saw her recently. She's heavily pregnant and the extra £40 to get those huge tits out was well worth it.  I was only planning on a hj, which was £20 but now £30. .. Didn't fancy the b2b. Seemed a bit off to ask a pregnant woman to make that effort.  If it's your kink get in fast she'll be off soon.

Comms via text and fast.
Massage hard and good.
Me good and hard.

I will return next year.

[doublehappiness]

Lavender Spa on Lavender hill (also awkward as you start next door and are brought outside and into neighbouring shop BUT saw a smoking Thai girl with cracking body and great tits - bit pricey got her naked and HE for £40)

Talle, thanks for the info. Would you remember the name of the cracking Thai girl at Lavender Spa by any chance? (if yes, also a bit more description?) Thanks.

[JoeBlk01]

Anyone know of any Indian ladies south of the river? Tried Athree in Ealing twice, not too impressed.

[LLPunting]

Emily's massage spot in Lewisham is local and usually my go-to, although I find the girls a bit hit and miss.

Tara American - I've reviewed her in this thread before and she was incredible. Great service. Full service on offer. Great body, black girl.  Have paid £50 for OWO and another time paid £100 for full service. The second time I was hooked and she gave me a piece of paper with the prices on. She said she didn't like the whole negotiation thing. By this point, thought she was worth the price so maybe she hiked up the prices as she knew I would pay the price. Only works sporadically.

Clair Russian - she was great at sucking dick and gobbles it up but personally don't find her too attractive. She is a very big girl, so if that's your thing - you'll like her but a little too big for my preference. £40 for b2b + OWO.

Sonya Thai - very nice service, and very sensual. Attractive enough but her services (with me anyway) were limited. No oral on me and was a bit too close to a standard vanilla service. £40 for b2b.

Nikki polish - very attractive. Slim. Great body and looks. Has a big tattoo on her chest which I personally like but not for people who like a natural look. Wish she offered more services. £40 for b2b. Allows touching and RO but no fingers inside. Wish she offered more as would love to experience more for her.

Tara's charging 100 for FS!  So that's 150 for the hour in a subicle using a rickety "bench" unless fucking on manky tiles is your thing.  You guys paying that rate are nuts!        Especially considering it used to only cost 40 
For the fans though, she is suppoosedly back tomorrow (Weds).

Sounds like Sonya is definitely YMMV or reining back her offering, shame, although it does avoid all that infernal creaking.

Saw Nikki a little while back (not for a booking) and she was wearing those jeans with holes in and fishnets underneath, had that whole Kit de Luca vibe going, a tad too trashy for me.

No signs of new talent worth a punt.

[No None Sense]

Really good massage by Nutcha at Thai Mint Kentish Town. Slim lady mid 40s. Very polite and ladylike.
£45 normal 60 mins price.
Asked if I wanted soft, medium or strong and I went for medium pressure.
Working on every inch of your body when facing down and before the flip she asked "would u like happy ending Sir?" which was half of the reason I was there! After I said yes of course she started using her fingers beautifully playing with the balls and bum.
When I turned over she massaged the legs and started working on the shaft.
I put my hand on her bum and asked if it was OK and she said no problem you can touch.
Good technic throughout and it didn't take me too long to unload.
She used hot towel and wiped me all over(front and back) as I was standing next to the bed.
Had paid her £20 before but I thought it was worth more and paid £30.
Left very happy

[LLPunting]

Had a look around Lewisham's other offerings in the past week or two, the ones mentioned in passing here that I'd not tried before:

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25 for 30 or 45 for 60  - No idea who Cherry is from the ad.
Grubby, cluttered set-up where you enter into a corridor with a kitchenette immediately off it.  Have to walk to end and round the corner to get to the cramped massage cubicles.  Didn't notice toilet or shower on way in.
2 SPs:
Yu-Yu early 20s, 5'2"ish, size 8/10, untoned, A/Bs, round plain face, wide nose, light caramel skin, almost no English, pretty ambivalent.  Passed. Barely got "Monday" out of her when asked which days she works, no idea if she understood the question or works other days.

Koo-Koo (!) late 30s+, 5'3"ish, size 10/12, untoned, barely As, square faced with delicate features (sort of a pretty farmers wife!), pale complexion, friendly but not that chatty, some English.  Massage skills marginal, quickly offered extras after she pressed her pussy against my hands and I started stroking her very soft-skinned legs.  40 for B2B.  Responded well to touch, made a few unoriginal compliments to encourage my attentions as well as a few gasps whilst giving some frottage and getting some fingering.  No A-play on her, a little A-play from her whilst furiously tugging me off in her oily grip as she couched over me for RO which got her squirming and dripping.  No oral from her despite a lightly encouraging hand on her shoulder.  She pumped me out pretty thoroughly whilst my tongue thrashed her swollen clit.  Quick dismount and clean-up before she finished out the time with a light head massage.   Also works Mondays, couldn't get her to mention any other places she works at.

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No idea if this has changed hands as the name on the ad is different to the name of the SP previously mentioned in other posts. 45 for 60.
"Suzy" is a pretty 40-something "Shanghainese", speaks good English but not very chatty.  Quite trim for her age.  Darker skin like a SE Asian peninsula girl.  Slim 5'2".  She didn't ask what I wanted but delivered a competent massage.  Used a measly torn strip of massage table paper liner to cover my backside and left it on when I said I didn't mind if she removed it.  Despite bumping my head several times with her ribs I never got the impression she was offering any extras and she didn't even when she plainly saw the semi she gave m when massaging my thigh after the turn.  No shower offered although she didn't use lots of oil.  Toilet was pretty much a messy cupboard.   Got no names of other girls working on different days out of her, she said she worked every day.  Best not bother. 

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A flat down a side return next to a care home and opposite a kindergarten/primary school.  Security provided by a voiceless, middle-aged Chinese guy who barely understood English.  2 girls on rota, 2 pink double bedrooms.  Typical cruddy rota brothel.  Didn't fancy either on offer although both were "younger" and slimmer looking than the mamas manning the massage joints.  30 for 60, 60 for 100.  Didn't ask about extras.

[ampithestud1]

Monica - Nova anima, Holborn.

For my money it's the best massage for £50. I've had quite a few. Only better one I've had was in Prague; but that's a bit of a round trip.

I saw her recently. She's heavily pregnant and the extra £40 to get those huge tits out was well worth it.  I was only planning on a hj, which was £20 but now £30. .. Didn't fancy the b2b. Seemed a bit off to ask a pregnant woman to make that effort.  If it's your kink get in fast she'll be off soon.

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Massage hard and good.
Me good and hard.

I will return next year.

Hands down the best massage I've had in London. Interesting to know she's pregnant, her lovely tits were quite a handful and a pleasure to play with anyway, sounds like they are even more fun now. I remember her left nipple is inverted and needed a thorough sucking to pop out, even though she told me to 'not worry about him' 

Monica's certainly one of the top girls overall for massage + personality + extras including her incredible B2B technique. Might give her a ring.

[Wankingdead]

So had a busy few days mongering and checking the massage parlours seen:

Called the boss at Inverness 07932009815 to see if there is new blood, Silvia was offered and accepted
£100 for an hour in the usual place, she is A black haired Russian about 25 medium height possibly 5:3 with a small rack and butt, she is energetic and provided a fully naked massage with her stubbly puss working up and down my back and butt, turn over and provided a similar service to Karina from the old place for those who remember her.
Face 7/10, body 7/10, service 6/10
Not able to insert a finger but allowed touching and sucking.
Not worth another visit.

Thai sense spa Brixton:
Rang and booked and hour session, place quite busy, cash at the desk £50.
Showed to a very decent room with proper massage table, masseuse a middle aged Maltese woman with a forgettable name and features, genuine massage. Tried again two days later saw a Thai milf didn’t ask for her name, no extra offered.
Genuine massage shop avoid if not looking for a true service.

Clair massage shop Lewisham
Called the receptionist at 07592174561
There are no new faces so saw Nikki, Sonya and Noriko in different days
Price £50 for the hour
Noriko is the newest here tall chinese features short black hair size 32d and a slight tummy, she provided an excellent near gfe, fk, fully naked b2b with good amount of grinding, saw her more than once and her service remained good but ymmv.
Sonya Thai well reviewed here, nothing to add apart from saying she seems to enjoy b2b.
Nikki
Polish Russian short black hair small stature and basically small everything except that massive tat on her chest, four hearts one for every child so a true milf.
Nikki 6/10
Sonya 7/10
Noriko 8/10
Will return.

Went to Thai massage place called pure gold in Balham
£50 per hour saw a small chinese? Mid thirties large breasts and small waist name is lei?

[Wankingdead]

Decent massage and he available at £30 which was declined by me.

[LLPunting]

Decent massage and he available at £30 which was declined by me.

Thanks for updates WD.

Last I checked Clair's place is still Skyline/Emily's with same management before anyone shoots their wad about a new place appearing.
So you're saying that Noriko is better than Sonya, Clair, Hannah and Tara in terms of service, enthusiasm and "emotion"? 

Surprised you got a result at Pure Gold, good on you for trying.  I baulked at the vibe I got when I went in to enquire about an appointment.  Did you get the sense it was just the Chinese lady being opportune or do you think the other ladies also play the game?  Or were you just so damn charming ?   

[Wankingdead]

It’s a close call between Sonya and Noriko although I feel Noriko definitely improves her offerings with repeat business, I saw Tara many times and although her service has always been good, she talks non stop and want to charge for everything besides I don’t know what she does on her frequent trips to Amsterdam.

[Hugeadmirer]

Decent massage and he available at £30 which was declined by me.

I went to pure gold a few months ago and had a great massage from a very hot Thai girl. Unfortunately no extras were offered and I was kept covered throughout but might try again

[Hugeadmirer]

Visited Leelawadee Thai Massage & Beauty in Tulse hill last Monday. Really good massage from a decent looking Thai. 90 min massage and with 30 min left on the clock she asked if I wanted him massaged. No build up before - all very professional except for a couple of accidental touches when massages the inside of my thigh.

£30 for HE and once agreed tried hard to upsell to top off or B2B. She wanted £60 (including £30 for HE) for top off and a ton for B2B! She had an impressive looking rack so eventually agreed £50 for top off and HE. Good thing is I was right, a truly magnificent pair of naturals. She seemed to genuinely enjoy me playing and sucking on them and didn’t resist me putting my hand between her clothed legs.

Overall very enjoyable but stupidly didn’t get her name

[LLPunting]

Visited Leelawadee Thai Massage & Beauty in Tulse hill last Monday. Really good massage from a decent looking Thai. 90 min massage and with 30 min left on the clock she asked if I wanted him massaged. No build up before - all very professional except for a couple of accidental touches when massages the inside of my thigh.

£30 for HE and once agreed tried hard to upsell to top off or B2B. She wanted £60 (including £30 for HE) for top off and a ton for B2B! She had an impressive looking rack so eventually agreed £50 for top off and HE. Good thing is I was right, a truly magnificent pair of naturals. She seemed to genuinely enjoy me playing and sucking on them and didn’t resist me putting my hand between her clothed legs.

Overall very enjoyable but stupidly didn’t get her name

Thanks, a tad pricey. 
How tall?
Rest of body?
Glasses?
Tattoos, piercings, scars?
Hair colour/length?

 

[Jonestown]

Fiona of Zhangri La seems to have a new endeavour on the go running out of a location in Covent Garden. Young hot Chinese girl, NaNa, 22-23 yo, about 5'-3", dress size 6-8, small triple A boobs, very attractive & fit body. Don't go for the £100 massage, she is rubbish, but she does a FS service for £160/hr which I imagine might be pretty good. I guess contact usual Zhangri La number for further details.

[LLPunting]

Fiona of Zhangri La seems to have a new endeavour on the go running out of a location in Covent Garden. Young hot Chinese girl, NaNa, 22-23 yo, about 5'-3", dress size 6-8, small triple A boobs, very attractive & fit body. Don't go for the £100 massage, she is rubbish, but she does a FS service for £160/hr which I imagine might be pretty good. I guess contact usual Zhangri La number for further details.

Thanks 

Presume you tried the massage?  Was it meant to be B2B? and more?  She was artless? lacking in enthusiasm? unconvincing/incompetent sensuality?

No hints as to which services included in FS option?

She'll have to do a damn lot to beat all the 120-150 girls in town!

[Jonestown]

Thanks 

Presume you tried the massage?  Was it meant to be B2B? and more?  She was artless? lacking in enthusiasm? unconvincing/incompetent sensuality?

No hints as to which services included in FS option?

She'll have to do a damn lot to beat all the 120-150 girls in town!

As I said her massage was rubbish, don't even think about it.

I wasn't there for FS so didn't explore it, but she is young, very good looking, and fit, about a million times more attractive than the last Zhangri La favourite Lilyco. with good looking Chinese and Korean girls asking £200 - £250 she may be a snip.

[LLPunting]

As I said her massage was rubbish, don't even think about it.

I wasn't there for FS so didn't explore it, but she is young, very good looking, and fit, about a million times more attractive than the last Zhangri La favourite Lilyco. with good looking Chinese and Korean girls asking £200 - £250 she may be a snip.

Thanks again. 
Sounding like she might be a bit of a p&d type unless she transforms  for that extra 60. Good luck to those who punt.

[Josey Wales]

Gave Bamboo Natural, Judd Street a try.  It was about midday and, apart from the receptionist, only one woman there – small, slim, Romanian probably in her late 20s called (I think) Bella.  Paid £45 for 1 hr at the desk and we went down to the basement where the massage rooms are located.  Bella seemed rather surly and grumpy, hard work getting any conversation out of her, but she did a competent massage, medium strength.  Nothing erotic about it, no swipes or reach-unders.  Anyway, at half-time she asked if I wanted any additional services.  She offered hj for 30, topless for 60, fully naked for 80.  She wasn’t budging on price so I just went for the hj.  She did this well – nice slow build-up and allowed some touching.  Took a shower afterwards.  When I went back upstairs there were 2 or 3 Chinese milfs on the sofa waiting for custom. 
Verdict: over-priced.   

[Shadowb3831]

visited Lin at Zhangri-la Wimbledon recently.  body about size 8, b cup breasts. Massage was fully naked from the start and plenty of reach-unders. Looks wise about a 5 out of 10 for me.  Has good technique but the overall experience was nothing special.

[Moneyd]

Bit of a long shot.

Was anyone here a regular of Jennifer’s in Aroma near Baker Street? Spanish lady with amazing tits.

She’s left and I have stupidly deleted her number.

Would love to know if anyone knows where she is now working and when?

Thanks

[sparkus]

Bit of a long shot.

Was anyone here a regular of Jennifer’s in Aroma near Baker Street? Spanish lady with amazing tits.

She’s left and I have stupidly deleted her number.

Would love to know if anyone knows where she is now working and when?

Thanks

Always regretted not seeing her. Plus Monica of that Holborn place who is on maternity leave.

[Wankingdead]

Saw her once, offered fs and I remember had a fight with another lady during the action

[hunkyjunk]

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New kid on the block between Finchley Central and North Finchley. Slightly odd location because not many passing people on foot but lots of motor traffic, often sat still which makes it slightly indiscreet, as well as the fact that there are restaurants either side.

Anyway, £30 for 30 mins. Kept my undies on because thought it was probably legit. However 10 mins in she asks to remove them and ended up with an offer of £20 HJ and £40 naked. Went £40. Sucked her tits and played with her pussy. Her name was Mango and she only works Fridays. Will try at some point to see if similar offerings are available on other days, but can’t see how it’s going to get enough business to survive in what appears to be an odd location.

When I first visit this place it was legit and charging £60 for an hour. Based on this review, I tried it again and the price is now £50 for an hour.  Met Tina - average, fat, Chinese girl and nothing special - offered extras and refused as she was not my type. May try again and see if I get someone else and see what happens.

[Jonestown]

visited Lin at Zhangri-la Wimbledon recently.  body about size 8, b cup breasts. Massage was fully naked from the start and plenty of reach-unders. Looks wise about a 5 out of 10 for me.  Has good technique but the overall experience was nothing special.

What's special about Lin is the RO, which is the cunilingual equivalent of eating lobster tail, truly divine

[NeverMind07]

What's special about Lin is the RO, which is the cunilingual equivalent of eating lobster tail, truly divine

Prefer my pussy lips tight and firm. Always found the labia so large and floppy like ears. But I guess it all comes down to taste

[emmapunton]

Saw Sonya at Skyline today. Early to mid 30s. Lovely body without extra toneage, I like natural without being... well... chunkier. Great boobs and lovely arse without being flat. Little bit of a belly but not big by any means. Lovely sweet demeanour, which changes when deeds a happening. Paid £40 for b2b and oral without. God, she is great at it, passionate and sloppy. Great find. Hope to see her again. I wish I asked if she did FS, but doubt she offers it.

[emmapunton]

Forgot to mention - sonya hates cum near her fAce as i accidentally shot my load on her chin

[Wankingdead]

Yes Sonya in her nice fitting jogging bottoms and Leyla sitting at the back playing with her phone, new receptionist that I saw few times. Once few weeks ago there was a black beauty at reception with lovely curves I was hoping she will join the crew but never saw her again.

[dross]

Bit of a long shot.

Was anyone here a regular of Jennifer’s in Aroma near Baker Street? Spanish lady with amazing tits.

She’s left and I have stupidly deleted her number.

Would love to know if anyone knows where she is now working and when?

Thanks

Check your phone bill against dates and you might get a strike

[dross]

Forgot to mention - sonya hates cum near her fAce as i accidentally shot my load on her chin

Accidentally?? You don’t have to lie to us lol
She on her knees?

[dross]

Sorry if mentioned somewhere else but why did the massage.me thread get closed??

[emmapunton]

Yes Sonya in her nice fitting jogging bottoms and Leyla sitting at the back playing with her phone, new receptionist that I saw few times. Once few weeks ago there was a black beauty at reception with lovely curves I was hoping she will join the crew but never saw her again.

The return of Skye?

[emmapunton]

Accidentally?? You don’t have to lie to us lol
She on her knees?

Genuinely wanted it on her boobs.

[horsa]

Genuinely wanted it on her boobs.

please could you post a detailed review? or even if it's a brief one  want to visit her myself 

[horsa]

Yes Sonya in her nice fitting jogging bottoms and Leyla sitting at the back playing with her phone, new receptionist that I saw few times. Once few weeks ago there was a black beauty at reception with lovely curves I was hoping she will join the crew but never saw her again.

when was this? I want to see these 2 for a 4-hand massage! 

[Hugeadmirer]

Thanks, a tad pricey. 
How tall? - I’d say 5’3” or 5’4”
Rest of body? - good. Probably a size 12. Her stomach wasn’t flat but it did t look flabby. Arse was a good shape
Glasses? No
Tattoos, piercings, scars? Think she had a tat on her stomach. Nothing else that I noticed
Hair colour/length? Black. Long

 

[Yves_Dobon]

when was this? I want to see these 2 for a 4-hand massage! 

I'd like to see 2 masseuses in one of those rooms.  Substantiates the saying, twos company, threes a crowd! 

[Yves_Dobon]

The return of Skye?

You wish.....I wish....but I doubt it.

[LLPunting]

Had a look around Lewisham's other offerings in the past week or two, the ones mentioned in passing here that I'd not tried before:

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25 for 30 or 45 for 60  - No idea who Cherry is from the ad.
Grubby, cluttered set-up where you enter into a corridor with a kitchenette immediately off it.  Have to walk to end and round the corner to get to the cramped massage cubicles.  Didn't notice toilet or shower on way in.
2 SPs:
Yu-Yu early 20s, 5'2"ish, size 8/10, untoned, A/Bs, round plain face, wide nose, light caramel skin, almost no English, pretty ambivalent.  Passed. Barely got "Monday" out of her when asked which days she works, no idea if she understood the question or works other days.

Koo-Koo (!) late 30s+, 5'3"ish, size 10/12, untoned, barely As, square faced with delicate features (sort of a pretty farmers wife!), pale complexion, friendly but not that chatty, some English.  Massage skills marginal, quickly offered extras after she pressed her pussy against my hands and I started stroking her very soft-skinned legs.  40 for B2B.  Responded well to touch, made a few unoriginal compliments to encourage my attentions as well as a few gasps whilst giving some frottage and getting some fingering.  No A-play on her, a little A-play from her whilst furiously tugging me off in her oily grip as she couched over me for RO which got her squirming and dripping.  No oral from her despite a lightly encouraging hand on her shoulder.  She pumped me out pretty thoroughly whilst my tongue thrashed her swollen clit.  Quick dismount and clean-up before she finished out the time with a light head massage.   Also works Mondays, couldn't get her to mention any other places she works at.

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No idea if this has changed hands as the name on the ad is different to the name of the SP previously mentioned in other posts. 45 for 60.
"Suzy" is a pretty 40-something "Shanghainese", speaks good English but not very chatty.  Quite trim for her age.  Darker skin like a SE Asian peninsula girl.  Slim 5'2".  She didn't ask what I wanted but delivered a competent massage.  Used a measly torn strip of massage table paper liner to cover my backside and left it on when I said I didn't mind if she removed it.  Despite bumping my head several times with her ribs I never got the impression she was offering any extras and she didn't even when she plainly saw the semi she gave m when massaging my thigh after the turn.  No shower offered although she didn't use lots of oil.  Toilet was pretty much a messy cupboard.   Got no names of other girls working on different days out of her, she said she worked every day.  Best not bother. 

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A flat down a side return next to a care home and opposite a kindergarten/primary school.  Security provided by a voiceless, middle-aged Chinese guy who barely understood English.  2 girls on rota, 2 pink double bedrooms.  Typical cruddy rota brothel.  Didn't fancy either on offer although both were "younger" and slimmer looking than the mamas manning the massage joints.  30 for 60, 60 for 100.  Didn't ask about extras.

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[Duron]

Went to Thai massage place called pure gold in Balham
£50 per hour saw a small chinese? Mid thirties large breasts and small waist name is lei?

Is this the place at 2 Ritherdon Rd, Balham, London SW17 8QD ? I called them and there was no 'Lei'.
Can you confirm the name please?

Large breasts and slim waist? Yum!

[Trial By Fire]

I went to Banyen Thai in Camden yesterday.

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When I got there and was asked about if I booked I thought this was a mistake as I didn't think there was going to be any extras offered. Even more so when I saw the masseuse I was given, name of Pinky by the way, as she was a short fat dumpy woman of at least 50. So I was just expecting to enjoy a massage which seemed to be all I was going to get until she got to my legs and started the swipes deep inside the top of my thighs. Then she asked if I wanted a sexy massage.

On the turn she concentrated on my legs and rubbed her hands over my cock. I paid her £20 for a hand job, I don't know if she offers anything more but I wasn't interested in trying to find out.

After the deed was done she carried on with the massage and I have to say it was an excellent massage overall, she obviously has had proper massage training. So if you just want a proper massage with no extras you won't be disappointe.