London massage shop mini reviews

[sparkus]

Athree Massage - Northwood

Dilsha was the girl - Dark skinned, busty. I believe she is Sri lankan - but calls herself Indian
Massage - Non existent - Just oil and rub
Offered topless HE for £50 - did not take it
Paid £20 for HE ( they call it Lingam massage :-) )
Massage - £50 on the door

Visit Again - not for the same girl. May be try a different one

You have to wonder if £50 is just their opening gambit or if it's a price others are paying?

I've never paid more than £40 for topless HE there (though that took negotiation) or £10 for HE (even then I demanded it for £0, as it used to be).

[jichael mackson]

For the brave this place on groupon (Oriental Natural Health, 167 Earls Court Road) looks like it might be a winner based on google maps shop signage! £25 for 60, purchased, will report back when I head over in a couple of weeks.  Got lucky with the last groupon deal, fake account with fake email address, easy! 

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Seems quite a few male masseuse names cropped up in the reviews… Hopefully you can pick fem..

[Fuzzyduck]

Bambi Massage - West Brompton
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Amy: 40s, Chinese, a little stocky, chatty and claims to run the place with a relative.
£45/hr + £30 for HE.
Offered £80 for B2B - ha ha ha.
I like a hard massage but she left red welts on my back. HJ itself was good but I was bored.

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[trustme217]

You have to wonder if £50 is just their opening gambit or if it's a price others are paying?

I've never paid more than £40 for topless HE there (though that took negotiation) or £10 for HE (even then I demanded it for £0, as it used to be).

Good to know.. probably I am bad at negotiating :-(

[jamesbb]

Monika shaved?  What size tits you guess?

shaved - yes, 34C slightly droopy....which would fit with the age.

[Wankingdead]

Massage by Klara
Klara add available on a massage site
Latvian late twenties dark hair c cups and nice ass
Massage in a private flat on a massage table in her bedroom, paid £100 for 1 hour b2b, which was a bit of tit rubbing and moving baby oil around, not a good value for money in fact not good period.
I would suggest avoid.

[Wankingdead]

Forgot to mention location in westbourne terrace 20 minutes walk from Bayswater station. At least you get a nice walk to her flat.

[tombola1]

Kotchawan Thai, Golders Green

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They used to offer excellent legit massages, however, they have been taken over by apparently the same owners as Sala Thai in Hendon.The girls in there are pretty average looking in their late 40s/early 50s woman. Went there recently and the massage was excellent with no hints of extras, turned around and was offered HR for £40 and she would not budge. Refused as I'm not paying that much for someone a lot older than me and okay looking. I can't remember her name.

Unless they have any other girls, it is not worth going.

All dependent on the days. Vivian from Sala Thai works every Tuesday there. There are younger girls but pot luck. As soon as I find good ones and learn names they move on. Still recommended though if you live local. Anyone visited Mai Thai in hendon recently? Am thinking of a revisit this week and wondered if anyone new working there?

[goodmans]

Tina does great massage  shes the manager  there get he for 20 and she is good  or lisa does b2b for 50

[Jonestown]

Tina does great massage  shes the manager  there get he for 20 and she is good  or lisa does b2b for 50

Sorry, which establishment are you talking about ?

[tombola1]

He is referring to mai Thai in hendon

[goodmans]

Maithai hendon

[Dino74]

HG massage at the end of commercial road near westferry DLR. I’ve been there a few times.
Middle aged Chinese women, not lookers, at least when I’ve been. Tuesday is a women called lily, Saturday is Ci Ci. 45 for an hours massage and 20 for HE. More on offer but as I said they’re not lookers so have stuck to HE! However good proper massage and a happy ending for 65..
The place is fine, it’s got showers and is clean. It’s a busy road so not very discreet.

[sparkus]

Sorry, which establishment are you talking about ?

He's no dab hand with a keyboard or syntax...

[sparkus]

Maithai hendon

That said, you do get about and that's coming from me.

[sparkus]

HG massage at the end of commercial road near westferry DLR. I’ve been there a few times.
Middle aged Chinese women, not lookers, at least when I’ve been. Tuesday is a women called lily, Saturday is Ci Ci. 45 for an hours massage and 20 for HE. More on offer but as I said they’re not lookers so have stuck to HE! However good proper massage and a happy ending for 65..
The place is fine, it’s got showers and is clean. It’s a busy road so not very discreet.

I've ventured in but I just can't imagine the prospect...

[sparkus]

Out of vague interest, has anyone on here managed to get the ultra-flirty curvy bird on reception at Toynbee Street ('Diamond Thai' near the junction with Wentworth, not 'Thai Kosai' spa further up) to do the honours? She swears blind she doesn't but purrs so seductively I leave with bluest of blue balls 

[goodmans]

I walked  past  there  the  other  day i nearly  walked  in from what i see shes hot i might  go Sunday  report  back

[Methone]

No-one has commented on this thread reaching a ton of pages, hitting its century - very appropriate, during the Cricket World Cup.

Let's all wave our bats to all corners of the ground

[Hotandfun5]

Out of vague interest, has anyone on here managed to get the ultra-flirty curvy bird on reception at Toynbee Street ('Diamond Thai' near the junction with Wentworth, not 'Thai Kosai' spa further up) to do the honours? She swears blind she doesn't but purrs so seductively I leave with bluest of blue balls 

Passed there last night as was looking in she was locking door then didn’t sit back down at reception so you never no
That’s if it was the same girl but was hot and curvey

[Hotandfun5]

Does anyone know what happened to Kelly from 66 Middlesex Street she must be in some shop ?

[sparkus]

Does anyone know what happened to Kelly from 66 Middlesex Street she must be in some shop ?

Reported in this thread as now running a new shop at Baker Street.

[Jonestown]

Does anyone know what happened to Kelly from 66 Middlesex Street she must be in some shop ?

The old San Ling shop opposite Baker Street tube.

[sparkus]

No-one has commented on this thread reaching a ton of pages, hitting its century - very appropriate, during the Cricket World Cup.

Let's all wave our bats to all corners of the ground

Indeed, I must qualify as at least county level by now. Quite disturbingly one shop boss lady said to me only recently "There can't be a shop in London where you're not a regular by now."

[sparkus]

Passed there last night as was looking in she was locking door then didn’t sit back down at reception so you never no
That’s if it was the same girl but was hot and curvey

I wouldn't say 'hot' but has a way about her. She does do legit massages.

[No None Sense]

There is a massage place at 5A Rosemont Road NW3 currently called "Finchley Road Holistic Oriental Full Body Massage Salon"
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went there nearly a year ago for a nice massage and hopefully a HR.
Paid £45 for the hour to the lovely mid 30s Chinese girl who was the only one there.
She took me to the room and locked the doors!
Gave me an okish massage for 10-15 mins and asked me to turn over and started playing with me.
We ended up having a nice shag and she only charged me £30 extra!
Went back and saw her a couple more times and then she left and the place shut down.
Has been open on and off under different names since then.
around 6 months ago I went there again but there was a not so attractive Chinese lady who wouldn't do more than a B2B which I didn't try.

Just checking if anyone been there recently?

[Jonestown]

There is a massage place at 5A Rosemont Road NW3 currently called "Finchley Road Holistic Oriental Full Body Massage Salon"
7459390713
went there nearly a year ago for a nice massage and hopefully a HR.
Paid £45 for the hour to the lovely mid 30s Chinese girl who was the only one there.
She took me to the room and locked the doors!
Gave me an okish massage for 10-15 mins and asked me to turn over and started playing with me.
We ended up having a nice shag and she only charged me £30 extra!
Went back and saw her a couple more times and then she left and the place shut down.
Has been open on and off under different names since then.
around 6 months ago I went there again but there was a not so attractive Chinese lady who wouldn't do more than a B2B which I didn't try.

Just checking if anyone been there recently?

You got FS as a £30 extra, amazing, you must look like One of the studs from Love Island.

Who provided the condom ?

[No None Sense]

Seriously I did not expect to shag her! I am not that good looking but I don't like wasting time. If I get a small hint I will go all the way! What's the worst that can happen? They might say no depending on how many times they were shagged on the day!
The way I see it they are all there to make more money and attract more repeat customers.
The fact that she had condoms there obviously meant they were up for it although she was the only one there at the time

[resistantpolaroid]

There is a massage place at 5A Rosemont Road NW3 currently called "Finchley Road Holistic Oriental Full Body Massage Salon"
7459390713
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Just checking if anyone been there recently?

I went there a couple of months ago,  walked in quite late (9pm-ish) with no appointment. There was a chinese middle aged woman who could only speak chinese. She tried communicating with me via google translate on her phone, eventually I figured out she was the one who was going to do the massage and so I left.

[sparkus]

Seriously I did not expect to shag her! I am not that good looking but I don't like wasting time. If I get a small hint I will go all the way! What's the worst that can happen? They might say no depending on how many times they were shagged on the day!
The way I see it they are all there to make more money and attract more repeat customers.
The fact that she had condoms there obviously meant they were up for it although she was the only one there at the time

It happens. Though some shops are wary about carrying condoms on the premises these days due to 'raids'. The girl having a little cosmetics bag with her is always a good sign.

[charlie1975]

There is a massage place at 5A Rosemont Road NW3 currently called "Finchley Road Holistic Oriental Full Body Massage Salon"
7459390713
went there nearly a year ago for a nice massage and hopefully a HR.
Paid £45 for the hour to the lovely mid 30s Chinese girl who was the only one there.
She took me to the room and locked the doors!
Gave me an okish massage for 10-15 mins and asked me to turn over and started playing with me.
We ended up having a nice shag and she only charged me £30 extra!
Went back and saw her a couple more times and then she left and the place shut down.
Has been open on and off under different names since then.
around 6 months ago I went there again but there was a not so attractive Chinese lady who wouldn't do more than a B2B which I didn't try.

Just checking if anyone been there recently?

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[stampjones]

Indeed, I must qualify as at least county level by now. Quite disturbingly one shop boss lady said to me only recently "There can't be a shop in London where you're not a regular by now."

Lol you must have more posts on this thread than all the rest of us combined.
  for all the info and here’s to more joyful reports and less of the miserable tales we seem to recount more often in the next 100

[No None Sense]

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It's definitely the same place but ignore the video and photo. It's a run down messy place next to a beauty shop and they are both shut half of the year!

[FlaccidChimp]

I don't want to begin a new thread so I will ask a related question here. Has anyone ever fucked a masseuse?

[Redpunter]

Yes but not in London and she had the tightest pussy I ever had the pleasure to fuck. I was fingering her whilst she played with me and she just had to get it.

[Nick1974]

I don't want to begin a new thread so I will ask a related question here. Has anyone ever fucked a masseuse?

Yes a couple. But not something I think it’s fair to make super public as they don’t advertise those services and generally it’s YMMV ...PM me tho if you want.

[FlaccidChimp]

Yes but not in London and she had the tightest pussy I ever had the pleasure to fuck. I was fingering her whilst she played with me and she just had to get it.

did she charge extra for it?

[FlaccidChimp]

Sometimes when I get a massage I get into it and hope they will do more than a happy ending. The thrill that I might get something more is exciting to me.

[Oh la la]

I don't want to begin a new thread so I will ask a related question here. Has anyone ever fucked a masseuse?

Once. Thai masseuse, maybe on the 10th visit or so. It was a Friday, she had had a glass of wine before I arrived.

I usually paid her 30 for topless, gave her 60 that time.

[Redpunter]

did she charge extra for it?

No not at all she was well and truly fucked and I was in Heaven. I just think she was right for it and I did what she wanted at that time, lucky me!!!

[RAJEC]

I don't want to begin a new thread so I will ask a related question here. Has anyone ever fucked a masseuse?

Yes.

It was after numerous visits where things gradually progressed.

Eventually it was just plain filthy sucking and fucking with some relaxing massage between rounds.

No longer in the UK and massage just isn’t the same anymore 

[Jonestown]

Yes a couple. But not something I think it’s fair to make super public as they don’t advertise those services and generally it’s YMMV ...PM me tho if you want.

Dont tell him anything, the little monkey asks far too many questions.

[Justinbond007]

Saw this place las week. Met Amy, a gorgeous young looking Spanish lass. Set up was really nice, good clean spacious basement apartment with the choice of table or mattress on the floor.

Unfortunately this is where the positives end, shit massage and basically felt like I was being tickled for an hour and that’s what they called tantric. I had specifically asked for Swedish up front.

A lovely set up, lovely looking lady, but I came away slightly irritated instead of relaxed......

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[maybe]

I don't want to begin a new thread so I will ask a related question here. Has anyone ever fucked a masseuse?

Its possible, but its never advertised.

[No None Sense]

I don't want to begin a new thread so I will ask a related question here. Has anyone ever fucked a masseuse?

3 times and on the 1st visit. I genuinely believe B2B means come fuck me. I am gonna try a new one today and will let you know.
I paid £30, £50 and £60 at my own discretion. paid £45 door fee as well.
All in London but unfortunately can't provide more details as that's not what they advertise.

[Nick1974]

3 times and on the 1st visit. I genuinely believe B2B means come fuck me. I am gonna try a new one today and will let you know.
I paid £30, £50 and £60 at my own discretion. paid £45 door fee as well.
All in London but unfortunately can't provide more details as that's not what they advertise.

I think the agency / source matters. Indy b2b where they have their own website or on AW is probably a fairer reflection of likely FS I think. As you say tho never really advertised.

[Silver Birch]

I don't want to begin a new thread so I will ask a related question here. Has anyone ever fucked a masseuse?

I have been offered it in a few places, but not in London shops so far. I haven't taken up the offer, partly because I don't want to put in any effort when I go for a massage  plus it isn't that often I really fancy the masseuse much, but I'm happy for them to tease and tug me 

[Botev Plovdiv]

I don't want to begin a new thread so I will ask a related question here. Has anyone ever fucked a masseuse?

The infamous Kelly for starters when she was strutting her stuff in shaftesbury Avenue. I also scored with another girl (well, lady) at the same establishment numerous times as well as one in Charring Cross Rd. Also been offered it a couple of other times.

[sparkus]

I don't want to begin a new thread so I will ask a related question here. Has anyone ever fucked a masseuse?

I believe I have.

[BigBoi1955]

I believe I have.

Me too. Best are the times you click with an indie and it happens organically and for free. I've never paid for a fuck as a massage extra as that would be too expensive for my limited budget.