London massage shop mini reviews

[driver]

Thanks for your review, as that's another one to avoid.
Although I disagree with your analogy of us taking advantage of anyone.
These people have a choice in this country, and I may add, they get paid very well for it.
I don't know the financial set up in the shops, but I would imagine all extras received, are theirs.
So if someone is good and professional, they can make between 250-400 a day without getting fucked, so's to speak.
If you don't like it, you can get a job in Starbucks and get really fucked, with long hours, small pay, and no benefits.

Made a mistake I was replying back to Potev. I clicked the wrong quote button

[driver]

Botev

[webfuzzy]

Orients Spa W14 closed  today. Sogn outside asking customer to call Judy, with a mobile number on display.

[webfuzzy]

Sign even

[stampjones]

Fuck me - has the weather fucked up everyone’s typing skills 

[Xtro]

Fuck me - has the weather fucked up everyone’s typing skills 

Dint be sully, off curse knot!   

[stampjones]

Dint be sully, off curse knot!   

Now there’s some sense!

[jeevan1]

Went to Emily's in Lewisham last week, and saw Layla for 30 mins average face badly done implants but nice firm butt..average massage but was offered covered bj and b2b for 40.00 was allowed access to her body overall ok

[spiritualsoul]

Feeling a need for a lunchtime FBSM and popped into this place (heading from Liverpool Street to Aldgate) - Organic Remedies on Wentworth Street
This your typical chinese massage place with plenty of foot traffic and a market outside - so not discrete but also with number of people busy at market and food stalls you can walk in without worry.
Cost for basic massage is £45 receptionist charged me £40 as she had no change!
Room was very tidy with a clean shower cubicle.  As I got undressed and waited for masseuse I took opportunity to have a shower.  Lilly came in while I was finishing shower and giggled as she said "nice, fresh and clean!"
Lilly a pleasant lady - Size 12/14 I would say, tall and buxom
She helped me dry off and I gathered she was going to be fun as she took time on my cock and nuts and gave me a gentle smack on butt as she ushered me onto the bed.
20 mins was a wonderful massage while I was on my front.  She also got onto the table and stretched and kneaded all my knots out.  Then she leaned forward and whispered "are you naughty" while placing hand on my sack and we agreed body to body for £40.
She gave very, very sensual second half of massage with full on swipes, reach under, cock play.
Then when I turned over wonderful body to body continues and she teased me by licking shaft and nuts and gave me kisses.  She did not go further but cheekily indicated if I come back we could continue.
I would recommend - for £80 a really pleasurable experience

[Ozy84]

Guys any recommendations for a couples massage?

[Bigjimmyjones]

Sign even

D'yu know what the new number is mate?

[Jonestown]

Living Health, Fulham High Street today has Apple, Leisa and Mina on the score card, plus the boss lady Amy. Apple was there last year, she is 30’s, slim with a great figure and firm natural B/C’s. Mina looks like a real glamour puss, mid to late 20’s, cant comment on the rest of her attributes as she was sitting down. Amy is well known and a quality provider, didn't catch sight of Leisa.

[Wankingdead]

Recent visit to the famous Inverness flats in Bayswater, saw a blonde Girl from Latvia called Ema, early twenties pretty size 6, about 5:3 small boyish tits and a decent ass, paid £60 for 30 and off we went, massage mediocre and b2b was of an ok standard, felt I had gvfm and left satisfied.

[Moneyd]

Recent visit to the famous Inverness flats in Bayswater, saw a blonde Girl from Latvia called Ema, early twenties pretty size 6, about 5:3 small boyish tits and a decent ass, paid £60 for 30 and off we went, massage mediocre and b2b was of an ok standard, felt I had gvfm and left satisfied.

Has anyone got a link for this place?

Hear great thinks about it but never been.

Thanks

[stampjones]

Has anyone got a link for this place?

Hear great thinks about it but never been.

Thanks

Guessing its this place (though different girl)
External Link/Members Only
Could be wrong though. LLP is your expert I think if he’s still aroud

[Jonestown]

Guessing its this place (though different girl)
External Link/Members Only
Could be wrong though. LLP is your expert I think if he’s still aroud

I think this is the website for the Inverness Terrace crew External Link/Members Only

Irina is a different, but very nice, kettle of fish, close by though.

[stampjones]

I think this is the website for the Inverness Terrace crew External Link/Members Only

Irina is a different, but very nice, kettle of fish, close by though.

The things you learn!
Cheers JT 

[workingtone]

Walked past 66 Middlesex Street, it is now being reburbished and made into a shop or cafe.

[Ladeeda]

I think this is the website for the Inverness Terrace crew External Link/Members Only

Irina is a different, but very nice, kettle of fish, close by though.

Are those pictures of the actual girls? Samantha looks great!

[Tedbandy]

Walked past 66 Middlesex Street, it is now being reburbished and made into a shop or cafe.

I too noticed this at the weekend. A shame as i never got to experience the infamous Kelly. Where is the lump nowadays?

[Jonestown]

Are those pictures of the actual girls? Samantha looks great!

I would doubt they are actual pictures of the (Inverness Terrace) girls, but I’m not the one to ask, my experience of them is limited and way out of date.

[Hootie15]

External Link/Members Only - Legit place!!

Was working in the area and saw this place so decided to TOFTT

Paid £45 for the hour, shown to a room by the receptionist and was told to get undressed but keep underwear on. I ignored her and went commando anyway. Was seen by a lady called 'Tee', slim size 10.

Was given a very good massage with strecthing involved. But no extras on offer even for a financial incentive. Didnt ask about other girls but got the vibe this place is fully legit.

[workingtone]

I too noticed this at the weekend. A shame as i never got to experience the infamous Kelly. Where is the lump nowadays?

I believe that she is now based in Baker Street.

[goodmans]

Made a mistake I was replying back to Potev. I clicked the wrong quote button

the have another  branch  in tower bridge  Rd best girl tgere is lin

[sparkus]

I too noticed this at the weekend. A shame as i never got to experience the infamous Kelly. Where is the lump nowadays?

A bit weird you can slate her as a lump if you've not experienced her?

[Tedbandy]

I genuinely walked past once and was intrigued thats all (despite her being a unit).

Reading the reviews at a later date and found out she was popular but never got back to Liv street area

[sparkus]

I genuinely walked past once and was intrigued thats all (despite her being a unit).

Reading the reviews at a later date and found out she was popular but never got back to Liv street area

"Unit" a bit strong considering she was (is?) what, 12-14, but I grant you that a gut and cervix on display wasn't exactly a classy look.

Given my positively vanilla experiences over the past few years, I'm kinda missing that TCM era of brassy SPs who took a pounding or load across the face and begged for more.

[stampjones]

A bit weird you can slate her as a lump if you've not experienced her?

Lol I was going to tell him to ask you for the gen as our resident expert but I guess he blew that!
Im with you though - she put on a bit of weight compared to what she was but she was never unattractive. I saw her in the window a couple of weeks ago and tbh she looked pretty good.

[cthulhuspawn]

Are those pictures of the actual girls? Samantha looks great!

This review contains a picture of Samantha. Sara is nowhere close to the picture on the website, but she's quite cute in a "girl next door" way.

Edit: Just found this recent review with more information about possible extras being offered. Might be of interest.

[workingtone]

Lol I was going to tell him to ask you for the gen as our resident expert but I guess he blew that!
Im with you though - she put on a bit of weight compared to what she was but she was never unattractive. I saw her in the window a couple of weeks ago and tbh she looked pretty good.

She was overrated though, very overated

[workingtone]

Forgot to mention that the shop opposite is also being refurbished for less unconventional use

[Snork80]

Stopped in at Elements just down from Baker St. Saw a girl going by Monica. Normalish prices for the massage itself. Monica is just OK face wise, but nice bod, with fairly perky boobs and a tight ass.

Massage itself was quite decent, nice and firm anyway. Oddly enough she used the towel like you would expect in a legit massage, keeping bum and crotch covered. Up until the HE anyway.

She offered the extras, which were pretty expensive, £30 HJ, £50 topless, and £80 naked. No B2B or anything further. She wasn't budging on price either. (I'm not much of a tough negotiator in that situation though) I stumped up 50 quid for an OK, but pretty perfunctory finish. Did the job though.

Another small oddity, there was a shower in the room. But I wasn't offered the use of it. 

This is pretty much why I go long periods without punting. I get toey enough to visit a shop, and then a disappointing experience.and I figure why bother.

[roger11]

Hi all . Can anyone recommend a non thai busty massage in londin

[jamesbb]

Stopped in at Elements just down from Baker St. Saw a girl going by Monica. Normalish prices for the massage itself. Monica is just OK face wise, but nice bod, with fairly perky boobs and a tight ass.

Massage itself was quite decent, nice and firm anyway. Oddly enough she used the towel like you would expect in a legit massage, keeping bum and crotch covered. Up until the HE anyway.

She offered the extras, which were pretty expensive, £30 HJ, £50 topless, and £80 naked. No B2B or anything further. She wasn't budging on price either. (I'm not much of a tough negotiator in that situation though) I stumped up 50 quid for an OK, but pretty perfunctory finish. Did the job though.

Another small oddity, there was a shower in the room. But I wasn't offered the use of it. 

This is pretty much why I go long periods without punting. I get toey enough to visit a shop, and then a disappointing experience.and I figure why bother.

Good prompt -assuming Monika is Russian, I saw her a few weeks back...from memory works Wednesday and Fridays. Streaky coloured hair, agree only 6/10 in looks department but very chatty and guessed mid -twenties. Actually had a very good, professional massage and admit to stumping up the £80 - B2B was so so but the highlight was RO where she pushed first one, then two of my fingers deep into her pussy and encouraged me to finger fuck her to a gushing O. Concluded with a modest hand job - no offer / hint of OW / OWO.

Offered and used the shower and chatting afterwards discovered she is actually 36...

Horny, likeable MILF and left thinking i would go back...until reality set in knowing I had just paid £120 for the experience...no regrets but other temptations at that price.

[Love2come]

Went to Bamboo Spa N4 yesterday,saw booked Jenny as i saw previous reviews of her here,not sure about her working days except Saturday. Easy booking with an hour advance notice,at least one more girl working named Lucy on the phone.
Paid 45 for the hour,small room with shower outside on hallway. She was described here before,chinese milf around 40 i would say,nice tits but not as big as expected and small ass. Pretty decent massage in first half hour,but not too many CC swipes or sensual elements,just before the turn around started playing and doing some CC swipes.
Offered B2B for 40 which i accepted,some slips and swipes on the back but nothing special. On the turn around she came on top and ecouraged tit sucking and playing,when i touched her pussy she was already wet,like soaking wet,one of the wettest pussy i ever played with. Clit play allowed and then a finger in for some play with she did seem to enjoy for a while on which seemed like a tight pussy. Took all my man juice on her belly then cleaned me and her and gave a head massage for the last 5 minutes.
Would visit her again,as i think more can be offered,i want to bang that wet pussy.
There was definitely someone fucking in the next room as i heard some balls to ass slapping for a while trough the thin walls,if you are here,good on you man.

Jenny definitely offers full sex. I have had owo from her on several occasions and always left happy. She does get very wet, but she also put lotion up there before the flip.

[Bigballsblaha]

Emily’s update if anyone is interested, Tara was back but today is her last day and Clair is on holiday this month

[Wankingdead]

Tara has many last days, I doubt if today is her last, as for Claire I hope she invest part of her loot in fixing her halitosis. Some new almost unicorns there.

[Titti Tatti]

Returned to the Thai shop in Leytonstone high rd, after a gap of probably 2 years. Theres a New shower and some body's had their paint brush out.

Rose, Romanian prop forward; is a lazy, feckless cheat and a liar. She doesn't like the job or the management (she's right on this point alone) and they clearly don't like her.  Whilst she can massagw, she sets a new low in standards in the provision of perfunctory " extra "services.

Can't be arsed to provide more details , just AVOID.


I am a sick man...to put up with this game...

[sparkus]

Not like I need any incentive to not return to that place Titti. They actually seem solidly busy with legit clients so while they no doubt I appreciate a few HJ enthusiasts to top up their wages, it's not their primary business model whereas most TCMs know they need to keep the punters happy for return custom.

[Hugeadmirer]

Serene spa Balham - saw a moderately attractive lady, my guess who is from EE, didn’t get her name. Decent massage but nothing sensual. The closest it got  was massaging the inside of my thighs and my butt cheeks but balls, cock etc were avoided. At the end she said ok? Which I used to ask for extras. £20 for HJ - fairly lacklustre performance that didn’t last long.

[BigBoi1955]

Serene spa Balham - saw a moderately attractive lady, my guess who is from EE, didn’t get her name. Decent massage but nothing sensual. The closest it got  was massaging the inside of my thighs and my butt cheeks but balls, cock etc were avoided. At the end she said ok? Which I used to ask for extras. £20 for HJ - fairly lacklustre performance that didn’t last long.

I stopped going to this place when they increased the door price to £50 per hour and the girls started their negotiations for clothed HE at £50. The one upside was that there were some EE beauties on the rota.

[Jonestown]

Living Health Fulham High Street.

Spotted Mina earlier in the week and arranged to go back and see her today. She has some glamour about her, age 30+, 5’-6” high, dress size 8, slim, not toned, A+ Firm boobs, long straight dark hair, very attractive face, not really a chinese face and when I enquired said she was Korean, which I could believe. £40 cash on the door for an hour before 3pm, and £40 for B2B. Have to say one of the strongest and most thorough massages I’ve had for a long time, she has some strength and knows how to use it, worth the door fee just for that. Usual LV B2B services, except that she did full body slides. I’d certainly go back and see Mina again, she works Friday, Saturday and Monday.

[Snork80]

Good prompt -assuming Monika is Russian, I saw her a few weeks back...from memory works Wednesday and Fridays. Streaky coloured hair, agree only 6/10 in looks department but very chatty and guessed mid -twenties. Actually had a very good, professional massage and admit to stumping up the £80 - B2B was so so but the highlight was RO where she pushed first one, then two of my fingers deep into her pussy and encouraged me to finger fuck her to a gushing O. Concluded with a modest hand job - no offer / hint of OW / OWO.

Offered and used the shower and chatting afterwards discovered she is actually 36...

Horny, likeable MILF and left thinking i would go back...until reality set in knowing I had just paid £120 for the experience...no regrets but other temptations at that price.

Funny you mention her being Russian. I asked her while I was getting dressed where she was from. Told me she is Romanian, but for the purposes of the shop she was Russian. I guess being 'Russian' sells better?   

[jamesbb]

You could well be right...and would agree that Russian is a better upsell than Romanian. The Monika I saw was blonde with streaky red highlights, slightly hippy looking....could there be 2 Monikas??

[trustme217]

Vistied Dorami Theraphy last week

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Crap massage
Middle aged Chinese lady - don't speak much English
Massage - £40 per hour
Offered B2B at £40 ( in addition)

Visit again - NO

[trustme217]

Athree Massage - Northwood

Dilsha was the girl - Dark skinned, busty. I believe she is Sri lankan - but calls herself Indian
Massage - Non existent - Just oil and rub
Offered topless HE for £50 - did not take it
Paid £20 for HE ( they call it Lingam massage :-) )
Massage - £50 on the door

Visit Again - not for the same girl. May be try a different one

[dross]

Good prompt -assuming Monika is Russian, I saw her a few weeks back...from memory works Wednesday and Fridays. Streaky coloured hair, agree only 6/10 in looks department but very chatty and guessed mid -twenties. Actually had a very good, professional massage and admit to stumping up the £80 - B2B was so so but the highlight was RO where she pushed first one, then two of my fingers deep into her pussy and encouraged me to finger fuck her to a gushing O. Concluded with a modest hand job - no offer / hint of OW / OWO.

Offered and used the shower and chatting afterwards discovered she is actually 36...

Horny, likeable MILF and left thinking i would go back...until reality set in knowing I had just paid £120 for the experience...no regrets but other temptations at that price.

Monika shaved?  What size tits you guess?

[dross]

For the brave this place on groupon (Oriental Natural Health, 167 Earls Court Road) looks like it might be a winner based on google maps shop signage! £25 for 60, purchased, will report back when I head over in a couple of weeks.  Got lucky with the last groupon deal, fake account with fake email address, easy! 

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[No None Sense]

Paid another visit to thai mint spa in Malden Road Kentish Town (£45 door fee for 60 mins) and had a massage with Amy.
Mid twenties thai girl who gave me the best massage of my life for a FULL 60 mins BUT no extras in anyway but had to give her a £10 tip as she was so good. Walking on my back and the rest of it.
I messaged the manager later and said she was very good but no extras! she responded with a smile and said because she was very young but she would personally look after you next time.
They are sort of local to me and I am hoping to find one that I like to shag and keep visiting them. Wish me luck!

[goodmans]

Did  you not ask there branch  in tower bridge Rd  all girls  there  give extras lin is the best girl  she walks on your  back  i would  say she is early  30s