London massage shop mini reviews

[LLPunting]

Just a thought, might this girl Lucy be the famed Fiona, ex-ORBS and Waterloo, missing in action this last twelve months - I seem to recall she had a tattoo on one of her (large) tits.

<Eggplant>

She has a soft, high voice.
Fiona is a pretty Chinese, 5'7", size 10/12, late 20s/early 30s, curvy, normal figure with natural B/C cups with a bright red lip tattoo on her left breast.   Good English as she's been here a fair few years. 
Does this match "Lucy"?

If it is then "Tally Ho!" I'm off to Ewell! Praying it is and she remembers me.

[Gillbot]

All of that description matches except B/C’s. defo bigger.

[Jonestown]

All of that description matches except B/C’s. defo bigger.

Well I’d have said that the Fiona I saw at ORBS (known as Pink at The Cut, I think) was bigger than a B/C. She was very adventurous, as they say, does that match this Lucy ?

[sparkus]

Well I’d have said that the Fiona I saw at ORBS (known as Pink at The Cut, I think) was bigger than a B/C. She was very adventurous, as they say, does that match this Lucy ?

I think I once saw her, angular features, skin a bit shiny? A pair bursting out the tunic.

[stampjones]

Boys, surely, given llp’s sighting is probably first, the tit tattoo is probablyvthe defining feature

[LLPunting]

All of that description matches except B/C’s. defo bigger.

If she's bigger then I'll happily stand (erect) to be corrected.
"Tally Ho boys!  Hun at 2 o'cock, angels high!"

[LLPunting]

I think I once saw her, angular features, skin a bit shiny? A pair bursting out the tunic.

Pretty sure "Fiona" had rounded features.  Lighting too muted in ORBS to see shiny skin, at least until she was sweating from a rogering.  Definitely tunic bursting.

[sparkus]

Pretty sure "Fiona" had rounded features.  Lighting too muted in ORBS to see shiny skin, at least until she was sweating from a rogering.  Definitely tunic bursting.

Now looking up Ewell on a map...

[iluvhairycurvygirls]

Went past Forever Zen on Eversholt street Euston the other day.  A rather unattractive Eastern European woman probably mid 40s out the front smoking right in tbe doorway. She was relatively short big boobs but could see a belly too, not wearing a bra though, in the darkened room might have been ok, in the harsh light of day though I kept walking.  Couldn't see anyone else in the shop when I passed back the other way.

[LLPunting]

Now looking up Ewell on a map...

Julie and Yen working today

"Lucy" on Sunday

[Mij]

Now looking up Ewell on a map...

Lol..me too!

[afm]

Passed by Gornteyp on Crawford Street the other day and needed a massage so thought I'd have a look. £48 for an hour, they also have a steam room which is included with the hour booking if you so desire. I don't think they take the time off the massage. Once you pay, they show you downstairs to a changing room and lockers, and ask that you shower before the massage.

Massage was good quality, getting the knots out. The thai masseuse was average looking, and on the turnover pointed to my cock and asked for £40 for the HJ. I negotiated down and £20, and an average HJ followed.

Decent option for a massage if you're in the area, not sure if I would go back for the HJ as the girls I saw there weren't stunners. But good in this hot weather since you can shower before and after.

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[Jonestown]

Passed by Gornteyp on Crawford Street the other day and needed a massage so thought I'd have a look. £48 for an hour, they also have a steam room which is included with the hour booking if you so desire. I don't think they take the time off the massage. Once you pay, they show you downstairs to a changing room and lockers, and ask that you shower before the massage.

Massage was good quality, getting the knots out. The thai masseuse was average looking, and on the turnover pointed to my cock and asked for £40 for the HJ. I negotiated down and £20, and an average HJ followed.

Decent option for a massage if you're in the area, not sure if I would go back for the HJ as the girls I saw there weren't stunners. But good in this hot weather since you can shower before and after.

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Thanks for input, An interesting option, did you by chance get a glimpse of the steam room, is it clean & a decent size and standard, or one of these cabinet affairs ?

[afm]

Thanks for input, An interesting option, did you by chance get a glimpse of the steam room, is it clean & a decent size and standard, or one of these cabinet affairs ?

Apologies, I have access to a steam room in my apartment block, so I didn't try the steam room at Gornteyp. Overall the place is well maintained, although the decor looks fairly old, so I would imagine it is quite clean.

[Moneyd]

Passed by Gornteyp on Crawford Street the other day and needed a massage so thought I'd have a look. £48 for an hour, they also have a steam room which is included with the hour booking if you so desire. I don't think they take the time off the massage. Once you pay, they show you downstairs to a changing room and lockers, and ask that you shower before the massage.

Massage was good quality, getting the knots out. The thai masseuse was average looking, and on the turnover pointed to my cock and asked for £40 for the HJ. I negotiated down and £20, and an average HJ followed.

Decent option for a massage if you're in the area, not sure if I would go back for the HJ as the girls I saw there weren't stunners. But good in this hot weather since you can shower before and after.

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Very interesting.

Are they all Asian or were there any European girls available?

[afm]

Very interesting.

Are they all Asian or were there any European girls available?

They were all Thai.

[FrankieS]

Went past San Ling in Baker St today. I almost went in, however I caught sight of two very unattractive Chinese ladies sitting on the couch. 3/10 on looks. I just carried on walking... 

[JackTheStripper]

Thanks for input, An interesting option, did you by chance get a glimpse of the steam room, is it clean & a decent size and standard, or one of these cabinet affairs ?

Jonestown,

I have visited this massage shop a few years ago now (maybe 2 years ago).

The steam room is done before the massage (if required), and the time is completely nothing to do with your 1 hour or 30 minute massage booking. You still get your full time for the massage.

The sauna was a little bit old (I was a bit cautious of going in, as if I remember correctly there was a case of a mother and daughter getting lock inside one and dying not so long before I went - not in this shop, but somewhere in UK I believe).

The sauna seemed to be working fine, it wasn't what you would expect at the Four Seasons Mandarin Oriental / Ritz Hotel's, but it did the job.

I was a bit put off by other men in the sauna at the same time as me though - especially knowing they would probably be having a hand shandy afterwards.

[Xtro]

The sauna was a little bit old (I was a bit cautious of going in, as if I remember correctly there was a case of a mother and daughter getting lock inside one and dying not so long before I went - not in this shop, but somewhere in UK I believe).

Fuck me, you're right! What a way to die. 
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However, it was in Jicin, northern Czech Republic.

[timbucktwo]

Hi Guys, this is quick repost because I posted it in wrong section earlier.

I Went to China Five Elements near Liverpool St Station for a massage few months back. I saw a blonde Spanish lady can't remember name, she was mature but fit, average looking. She had firm hands and gave a decent deep tissue massage. After massage I asked for extra, she offered a happy ending and a naked happy ending. Paid £40 extra for that. I would probably go back as location is good, and service was decent.

Thanks

[Jonestown]

Jonestown,

I have visited this massage shop a few years ago now (maybe 2 years ago).

The steam room is done before the massage (if required), and the time is completely nothing to do with your 1 hour or 30 minute massage booking. You still get your full time for the massage.

The sauna was a little bit old (I was a bit cautious of going in, as if I remember correctly there was a case of a mother and daughter getting lock inside one and dying not so long before I went - not in this shop, but somewhere in UK I believe).

The sauna seemed to be working fine, it wasn't what you would expect at the Four Seasons Mandarin Oriental / Ritz Hotel's, but it did the job.

I was a bit put off by other men in the sauna at the same time as me though - especially knowing they would probably be having a hand shandy afterwards.

Thanks for that, I do like a proper steam room, used to frequent the place on Lavender Hill, they had a purpose built room, brilliant, now ithink its gone or only used by ladies. Will give this Gornytrep place a try.

[Private Member]

I've just written a review of Chonie in Forest Hill...may as well copy the text rather than the link.....

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I do like to indulge in a massage from time to time and saw this advert on Gumtree that sparked my interest as in the area at the time...I also have a thing for oriental ladies 

Anyway, appointment booked and I met Chonie at her terraced house in a decent enough part of Forest Hill. The massage takes place in one of her bedrooms on what is definitely the best massage bed I've has the pleasure to be massaged on. Must have cost a few quid that....

Anyway Chonie is a mature Thai lady (40s maybe) - not very tall, but attractive in my humble opinion with a nice figure...although on my visit she remained clothed. It's £50 for the hour, and for that I got a very good massage with the chatty and friendly Chonie

For just an extra £10 I also got a very satisfying happy ending. I can't be sure what more is on offer, although with hindsight I suspect I could have negotiated more. Maybe next time - and there will be a next time

I can't seem to copy the Gumtree advert text in - so her number is 07701 347901

[Spartan20]

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Came across this girl while doing a little search for massages plus extras. Anyone had the pleasure yet or have any tips for checking if authentic? The vivastreet link and number doesn’t show up any hits on the search. Any help appreciated

[sparkus]

I've just written a review of Chonie in Forest Hill...may as well copy the text rather than the link.....

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I do like to indulge in a massage from time to time and saw this advert on Gumtree that sparked my interest as in the area at the time...I also have a thing for oriental ladies 

Anyway, appointment booked and I met Chonie at her terraced house in a decent enough part of Forest Hill. The massage takes place in one of her bedrooms on what is definitely the best massage bed I've has the pleasure to be massaged on. Must have cost a few quid that....

Anyway Chonie is a mature Thai lady (40s maybe) - not very tall, but attractive in my humble opinion with a nice figure...although on my visit she remained clothed. It's £50 for the hour, and for that I got a very good massage with the chatty and friendly Chonie

For just an extra £10 I also got a very satisfying happy ending. I can't be sure what more is on offer, although with hindsight I suspect I could have negotiated more. Maybe next time - and there will be a next time

I can't seem to copy the Gumtree advert text in - so her number is 07701 347901

Be even better if you'd put it in the right thread.

[Callisto]

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Came across this girl while doing a little search for massages plus extras. Anyone had the pleasure yet or have any tips for checking if authentic? The vivastreet link and number doesn’t show up any hits on the search. Any help appreciated

See here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=217736.0.  Definitely the same girl, despite the change in location.

[Callisto]

Interesting...I've seen her mentioned before...but £80p/h for HR or £100 for OW is a bit steep. However may be worth a go when feeling flush

I think by today's money it's reasonable - figure in a shop you'd pay £45 or 50 for an hour, so this is £30 extra for B2B or £50 for oral - both of which are normal or even slightly good prices in shops.  In this case, however, it's B2B throughout, and you're in a private home with a supplier who hasn't seen ten other people earlier.  I'm not claiming it's stupendous value, but I do disagree that it's steep.

[Spartan20]

See here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=217736.0.  Definitely the same girl, despite the change in location.

Thanks very much for the heads up Callisto, you’ve saved me £100 which can now hopefully be spent visiting someone worth reviewing. Your previous review of Sophie in Marylebone is bookmarked as a strong option. Like you I prefer the naughty massages and have yet to try the fs escort scene in London. It’s tempting though as what I really want these  days is a nice pair of DD wrapped around me while I cim! Might have to try a few before finding that!

[LLPunting]

I think by today's money it's reasonable - figure in a shop you'd pay £45 or 50 for an hour, so this is £30 extra for B2B or £50 for oral - both of which are normal or even slightly good prices in shops.  In this case, however, it's B2B throughout, and you're in a private home with a supplier who hasn't seen ten other people earlier.  I'm not claiming it's stupendous value, but I do disagree that it's steep.

Errrm, hang on a sec, Ella is charging 100 for 30 B2B incl kissing and OW, or 120 for 60 incl same.

At that price you can certainly score a decent massage with B2B, kiss, OWO and possibly FS if you shop around.  Admittedly unlikely to be with a scrawny Aussie but examples would be Maria and Kim in Edgware and some of the girls at the various well known parlours around town.  Most don't see that many clients for that level of service per day.

It's only not steep if you're trying to find the fit Caucasians in Central London who try it on for +100 for "b2b"

[Callisto]

Errrm, hang on a sec, Ella is charging 100 for 30 B2B incl kissing and OW, or 120 for 60 incl same.

At that price you can certainly score a decent massage with B2B, kiss, OWO and possibly FS if you shop around.  Admittedly unlikely to be with a scrawny Aussie but examples would be Maria and Kim in Edgware and some of the girls at the various well known parlours around town.  Most don't see that many clients for that level of service per day.

It's only not steep if you're trying to find the fit Caucasians in Central London who try it on for +100 for "b2b"

All fine, except I wasn't talking about Ella   

[stampjones]

Yoyo yunji, charevelle st, west ken
Weird
Not sure if I was writing a review whether this should be green, red or grey
Was somewhere Id never been before.

On entry looked like a standard medicine shop. Woman in white coat and lots of herbs. Was about to leave but asked to see girls and was accepted. Yoyo looked hot.

Weird set up - went downstairs. Was an area with both girls leading into rooms. Looked like nothing would be available as other girl stayed in that area.  Went into room. Yoyo looked very shy. I undressed and she literally shied away.

Massage started FD and was very jabby. Not relaxing at all.  Was thinking this is gonna be shit. Then suddenly one cc swipe. Was that intended? Who knows back to jabby proddy shit. Turn over and whisper - want b2b? 40. Said yes.

She took her kit off but left keks on. She climbed on. My hands started exploring. No problem. I sucked her tits. Long nips that got hard. She started to react and I moved her knickers aside and played with her pussy. At that point she went mental. Climbed off and removed knickers and climbed back on rubbing her pussy on my dick. Suddenly she was moaning rubbing her pussy on my shaft. She was going mental and I really hadnt done much.  Suddlenly she was running her pussy along my cock and Im thinking is she trying to bb me?

I dont think so as she never had me at the enteance but I was shitting it in one sense and before I knew it shooting my load everywhere. I wiped up and washed in the sink. She motioned back to the table and I layed back down and she was on me again, pussy to cock. I really thought she was trying to fuck me. Got off and got dressd and 2 more times she grabbed me and did some serious grinding

So wtf? Did she realky try to bb me? I dont think so tho I was shitting myself. She was totally out of control and Im sure she’d have let me fuck her if Id asked. Jopefully with condom. I never get it up twice in an hour yet I came twice in 30 minutes!

So yoyo - mid 30s, small tits with long responsive nips. I asked which days but didnt get any cohesive answer. So recommend or not? I genuinely dont know.She is either brilliant or scary!

[LLPunting]

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So yoyo - mid 30s, small tits with long responsive nips. I asked which days but didnt get any cohesive answer. So recommend or not? I genuinely dont know.She is either brilliant or scary!

Holy cripes SJ, sounds like you just joined the #me too crew after that assault 
Short or tall? podgy or slim? marks, scars, tattoos, piercings?

[stampjones]

Holy cripes SJ, sounds like you just joined the #me too crew after that assault 
Short or tall? podgy or slim? marks, scars, tattoos, piercings?

Id say 5,3 or so. Slightly pudgy but definitely not fat. No marks etc. I tried to get what days from her but all I could get was “4”. Make of that what you will. I’d steer clear though mate. If my clumsly finger play can get her that turned on, I wouldnt like to think what your dedicated tongue action might start!!!

[stampjones]

So as a prewuel to my above report, wandered around earls court and had a couple of minor things to report. Wandered into moonflower. Michele on reception with uktra short denim shorts with zip undone wnd what looked like a tuft of pubes poking through.

Moving on I went up to old brompton road (320a) - LiLis. Receptionist was old but with thick nips poking through braless dress I was almost tempted. Apparantly lilly who was “very good” would have been available in 20 mind but I didnt stay

[sparkus]

So as a prewuel to my above report, wandered around earls court and had a couple of minor things to report. Wandered into moonflower. Michele on reception with uktra short denim shorts with zip undone wnd what looked like a tuft of pubes poking through.

Moving on I went up to old brompton road (320a) - LiLis. Receptionist was old but with thick nips poking through braless dress I was almost tempted. Apparantly lilly who was “very good” would have been available in 20 mind but I didnt stay

You're just trying to goad me into not going on holiday tomorrow, aren't you.

[LLPunting]

Id say 5,3 or so. Slightly pudgy but definitely not fat. No marks etc. I tried to get what days from her but all I could get was “4”. Make of that what you will. I’d steer clear though mate. If my clumsly finger play can get her that turned on, I wouldnt like to think what your dedicated tongue action might start!!!

No fear, was just hoping to get distinguishing features so we can avoid wherever we see her regardless of name since they change from place to place.

If I set my tongue on her we'd end up in A&E as the first case of "man dies after head stuck up fanny".

[LLPunting]

So as a prewuel to my above report, wandered around earls court and had a couple of minor things to report. Wandered into moonflower. Michele on reception with uktra short denim shorts with zip undone wnd what looked like a tuft of pubes poking through.

Moving on I went up to old brompton road (320a) - LiLis. Receptionist was old but with thick nips poking through braless dress I was almost tempted. Apparantly lilly who was “very good” would have been available in 20 mind but I didnt stay

Who's Michele?  Is she so fat her pants won't do up?

[Waterhouse]

Who's Michele?  Is she so fat her pants won't do up?

Or maybe the zipper got jammed with her pubes? 

 

[stampjones]

You're just trying to goad me into not going on holiday tomorrow, aren't you.

Nah believe me you really wouldnt be tempted in either case  - if I spot your type I’ll always let you know post haste!

[stampjones]

Or maybe the zipper got jammed with her pubes? 

 

Not fat at all but not tempting either!

[sparkus]

Not fat at all but not tempting either!

Ah. Exposed pubes could trigger me under such circumstances is all.

[NoHo]

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I saw this and it seems the small shop in the alley behind Holborn Station has changed hands.
I popped in this afternoon but no one was free. The receptionist was very helpful and said they only had Chinese staff at the moment and tomorrow was 10% off and they had a genuine mid-twenties student working by the name of NaNa.She showed me her photo on her phone and she was definitely in the student mould. Will try and see tomorrow

[sparkus]

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I saw this and it seems the small shop in the alley behind Holborn Station has changed hands.
I popped in this afternoon but no one was free. The receptionist was very helpful and said they only had Chinese staff at the moment and tomorrow was 10% off and they had a genuine mid-twenties student working by the name of NaNa.She showed me her photo on her phone and she was definitely in the student mould. Will try and see tomorrow

Oh yes, it's the old Natural Ways.  Bit of an audience with the cafe sat opposite.

Actually never gone through with it, staff shown when asked were either a touch too close to meh or if packing a pair said they were just reception.

[stampjones]

Oh yes, it's the old Natural Ways.  Bit of an audience with the cafe sat opposite.

Actually never gone through with it, staff shown when asked were either a touch too close to meh or if packing a pair said they were just reception.

Didnt know it had changed hands. Seems to be a fair bit of that going on just now. Used to have most of the same girls at the sister shop at baker street.

Either way, nice find NoHo. Let us know how it goes!

[Callisto]

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I saw this and it seems the small shop in the alley behind Holborn Station has changed hands.
I popped in this afternoon but no one was free. The receptionist was very helpful and said they only had Chinese staff at the moment and tomorrow was 10% off and they had a genuine mid-twenties student working by the name of NaNa.She showed me her photo on her phone and she was definitely in the student mould. Will try and see tomorrow

Hmm - so Zhangri-La has been renting a room at Natural Ways for a while (see: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=200352.msg2107632#msg2107632), and Fiona has been hawking a student called Nana.  So I suspect they've taken over the whole shop as a separate enterprise, and Fiona's behind it.  Could be wrong, of course...

[NoHo]

I saw NaNa today and she is indeed mid-twenties. The nicest looking young Chinese girl I have seen in a shop for ages.
They had a 10% discount today so an hour was £45. I will type a full review when I get a chance but NaNa has a great body, A/B cup small responsive nipples and no hair anywhere on her body. A small tattoo very close to her shaven pussy. Recommended.£40 naked.
She may be on holiday for a while so best check

[Jonestown]

Has the shop in the alley been bought from Natural Ways by Zhangri-La, is the lovely Fiona now front of house ?

Whe it opened i was put off from going in by the queues for the Thai Takeaway forming up outside the door.

[Callisto]

R Clinic, 327 Haydons Road - vaguely near Wimbledon, 07424065986. £40/hour.

I was appointed Mia, who is her late 30s, and size 8-10, pretty-ish. Black vest top, mini-skirt.  For 20 mins the massage was entirely therapeutic; then she began stretching my anus; then some more healthy leg stuff, then a hand to the balls, and the usual whispered question.  Dammit, I did want more, and more - £20 HR; £40 B2B - included her on top, but more crouching over me than dictionary-definition B2B.  Still, I was permitted to suck the nice round nipples of her A cup tits, to properly FK here and to insert a finger deep inside her tight pussy - below a trimmed bush - until she came, or appeared on.  Her HR for me was pleasingly administered, and went on and on, including a sorta tit job - as much of a tit job as A-cup tits allow, anyhow. 

I did glimpse a younger, prettier - but, fuck me, properly sulky-looking - bird in a black dress.  No idea on the name.  The receptionist is hot too, though a bit scarily tall for me.  Still, she did give me a free fudge sweet for the road. 

I think R Clinic is relatively new - if you go on Streetview, it doesn't show up - and there's also another, even newer Thai place opposite, offering an hour for £39.  It's called Karaket (External Link/Members Only). I popped my head in and encountered a borderline milfy, quite-attractive type.  It seems a good-value part of SW19.

[LLPunting]

R Clinic, 327 Haydons Road - vaguely near Wimbledon, 07424065986. £40/hour.

I was appointed Mia, who is her late 30s, and size 8-10, pretty-ish. Black vest top, mini-skirt.  For 20 mins the massage was entirely therapeutic; then she began stretching my anus; then some more healthy leg stuff, then a hand to the balls, and the usual whispered question.  Dammit, I did want more, and more - £20 HR; £40 B2B - included her on top, but more crouching over me than dictionary-definition B2B.  Still, I was permitted to suck the nice round nipples of her A cup tits, to properly FK here and to insert a finger deep inside her tight pussy - below a trimmed bush - until she came, or appeared on.  Her HR for me was pleasingly administered, and went on and on, including a sorta tit job - as much of a tit job as A-cup tits allow, anyhow. 

I did glimpse a younger, prettier - but, fuck me, properly sulky-looking - bird in a black dress.  No idea on the name.  The receptionist is hot too, though a bit scarily tall for me.  Still, she did give me a free fudge sweet for the road. 

I think R Clinic is relatively new - if you go on Streetview, it doesn't show up - and there's also another, even newer Thai place opposite, offering an hour for £39.  It's called Karaket (External Link/Members Only). I popped my head in and encountered a borderline milfy, quite-attractive type.  It seems a good-value part of SW19.

A stretched anus and a free fudge sweet... nice... perhaps they got it out of the anus they stretched earlier?

[Callisto]

A stretched anus and a free fudge sweet... nice... perhaps they got it out of the anus they stretched earlier?

*retires from punting forever*

    

[Deeeazy]

Quick question, is the a Massage shop where there is a nail shop on the ground floor and it’s located by a market ? Perhaps near Liverpool st ?