Emma at San Ling, Baker Street. (This is the anonymous shop across the road from the tube station, next to Pret, entrance in a small arcade making it quite discreet. The name isn’t displayed anywhere, just the usual bollocks about acupuncture and herbs etc.)
My first visit, and only my second TCM shop, but I was in the area for work and I’d heard a lot about the Baker Street Triangle so seemed rude not to.
Damage: £45 at the desk for 45 minutes, £70 for B2B and covered BJ.
Masseuse: Emma seemed in her 20s to me but what do I know. Prim yet gently flirtatious, cute slim body with nice boobs, don’t ask me the cup size but something non-zero. I liked them.
Facilities: recently done up and rather swish. Our cubicle didn’t have ensuite shower but Emma assured me it had the biggest bed, which sounded promising. No music but I think that’s coming soon as there was a speaker-sized hole in the newly plastered ceiling.
Service: somewhat half-hearted massage mostly involving her feeling my bum and pretending to work tension out of some random neck bone using traditional Chinese technique. After 15 mins or so she asked sweetly if I’d had a Chinese massage before (yes) and whether it was just regular or whether there was any special massage involved, I admitted there might have been one or two nice extra personal touches, and negotiations began.
B2B might have been available for £60 but I couldn’t resist the way she said ‘blowjob’. I thought I’d done OK at £70 the lot but I didn’t get much for it in the end, as she perched on my leg so I couldn’t reach much, didn’t do the oily dry humping or titwank I was hoping for, or even much of a hand job, and of course the BJ was covered. She did slip a cheeky fingertip up my bum though which I secretly liked.
Of course I’ll be back for the sheer convenience and the thrill of pot luck, even though £115 for 45 mins is a bit steep. I’ll try Organic Remedies and Natural Ways first, though.
