London massage shop mini reviews

[stampjones]

So, I was deciding whether my 1st post should go in as a full review or a post here and then I read the original post on this thread by stampjones as to why he started it: 'where you had a run of the mill bog standard £20 tug'...and that's pretty much what I had this time.


Hope my 1st post is acceptable - any comments or feedback let me know, any questions I will try and answer as soon as I can.

Mate - I think the ethos of the thread is sharing info so any contributions are very welcome! Glad you could join us and enjoy!

[stampjones]

I feel the need for a tcm so am gonna go somewhere.
Will report back

[curiousforfun]

Mate - I think the ethos of the thread is sharing info so any contributions are very welcome! Glad you could join us and enjoy!

Cheers. 

[LLPunting]

...
Hope my 1st post is acceptable - any comments or feedback let me know, any questions I will try and answer as soon as I can.

Welcome CFF
That's a full review worth posting separately.   
This thread best serves as a "heads up" on things to note.  You could've saved yourself a load of pecking and scrolling and gotten away with "Natural Health, Bloomsbury - Bina 40+ chinese, 5'2" with meh looks, kissed and licked nice tits, sizeable responsive nips, no cc, nice sensual touch, fingered her whiffy pussy, 40 for b2b, wanted 80 for BJ, turned out to be on period  "

Seems you're a natural reviewer, keep it up and don't cheat yourself of the review count.   

[weedougie]

has anyone been to the Thai massage place on Leopold Rd in Wimbledon? is it legit or are there extras available?

[curiousforfun]

Welcome CFF
That's a full review worth posting separately.   
This thread best serves as a "heads up" on things to note.  You could've saved yourself a load of pecking and scrolling and gotten away with "Natural Health, Bloomsbury - Bina 40+ chinese, 5'2" with meh looks, kissed and licked nice tits, sizeable responsive nips, no cc, nice sensual touch, fingered her whiffy pussy, 40 for b2b, wanted 80 for BJ, turned out to be on period  "

Seems you're a natural reviewer, keep it up and don't cheat yourself of the review count.   

Thank you! Much more to the point than me, I'll have to get better and aim to be able to emulate your succinctness in the future! I do have a habit of waffling!

So can I post it as a review as well? Not 100% sure on the rules tbh?!

[Titti Tatti]

Thank you! Much more to the point than me, I'll have to get better and aim to be able to emulate your succinctness in the future! I do have a habit of waffling!

So can I post it as a review as well? Not 100% sure on the rules tbh?!

Yes.  Some post a review and then when it's a fbsm type, just put a link with brief summary on this thread. Particularly useful when it's a new joint.

[LLPunting]

Yes.  Some post a review and then when it's a fbsm type, just put a link with brief summary on this thread. Particularly useful when it's a new joint.

+1   

Congrats on the quintuple ton

[stampjones]

So I said I was going to do a TCM and I decided to go for it. I ideally wanted to find somewhere new and cool I could share with you, but lets be honest that was never going to happen. Anyway I tried

So - not the greatest move but I decided on soho. I did the circuit - from sante in the south to those dodgy places on oxford street in the “north” and from everwell in the east to, I guess, the place near windmill street in the wedt. And uniformly I was underwhelmed. Nothing but jaded looking 40 year olds as far as I could see.

So anyway I wanted to try something newbut there was literally nothing worth trying so I ended up in the green shop on newport court. There was a milfy looking chinese woman in the window who didnt seem too horrendous so I went in there and paid my 30 for 30 but I didnt actually say I wanted her so ended up with the next girl in line who turned out to be the famous Agata.

Result

Havent seen her for a couple of years and she didnt remember me so was almost like wsws. She’s still got a hot body but more willing to unveil it than I remember. 30 for topless hr. fantastic little tits which she let me suck as she wanked me off til i shot a weeks worth of muck into the air. Not sure why I stopped seeing her but she is one of the best. She mentioned that she might be quitting so if you never have or were putting off seeing her again, better sooner than later

[curiousforfun]

Yes.  Some post a review and then when it's a fbsm type, just put a link with brief summary on this thread. Particularly useful when it's a new joint.

More good advice, cheers. 
I've added as a full review: www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=202614.new#new

Hoping to get a new sexperience later today after work if I don't go to the pub.   

[Callisto]

Hoping to get a new sexperience later today after work if I don't go to the pub.   

Many sexperiences are, in my sexperience, heightened by a pre-pub trip.  The number of pints consumed being all-important, of course!          

[sparkus]

Many sexperiences are, in my sexperience, heightened by a pre-pub trip.  The number of pints consumed being all-important, of course!          

Oh yes. No WSWS after a few pints, may as well just ask.

[sparkus]

Stampjones, I did the same circuit 'in hope' and was taken aback by how many old munters are stood in those windows. Hopped it to OR Shepherds Bush in the end.

Middlesex/Wentworth Street is either old maids or glum EE too.

[disco]

Did any of you try the few places around Petticoat Lane Market?

[sparkus]

Did any of you try the few places around Petticoat Lane Market?

That's what I just said in the comment above.

Kelly still worth it at Middlesex Street, though she doesn't see new customers unless all the other girls are busy.

Not been in Grace's on Wentworth Street in years, the women stood smoking outside seem to give a good indication. Primo over the road is worth trying to see who is on, I lucked out (and licked out) on my sole visit.

The Thai on Toynbee only Lisa is worth bothering with.

Does that help?

[jabberwok]

went there on Sunday....Saw Nina..she only works weekends
Looks 4/10
shower in room
£45 for 1hr massage
suggested £20 for HE
she was fine with that
Its new there so they are keen to please and ofer discounts for block bookings

[stampjones]

Stampjones, I did the same circuit 'in hope' and was taken aback by how many old munters are stood in those windows. Hopped it to OR Shepherds Bush in the end.

Middlesex/Wentworth Street is either old maids or glum EE too.

Yeah its a bit depressing really. Was good to see Agata again but its not really what you’re looking for in a TCM!

[76shen]

That's what I just said in the comment above.

Kelly still worth it at Middlesex Street, though she doesn't see new customers unless all the other girls are busy.

Not been in Grace's on Wentworth Street in years, the women stood smoking outside seem to give a good indication. Primo over the road is worth trying to see who is on, I lucked out (and licked out) on my sole visit.

The Thai on Toynbee only Lisa is worth bothering with.

Does that help?

The girls in thses shops are asking to much for extras. £50 Topless. £80 b2b. I don't know if they offer fs. I've paid £30 for He. and managed to get topless for £40. but there's no way I'm paying £80. Are any of you guys getting these extras for less. What is the going rate around this area.

[sparkus]

I've never had more than the 20/30/40 asked for there, other than by Lisa (who charges 100 for b2b she reckons!)

[curiousforfun]

Many sexperiences are, in my sexperience, heightened by a pre-pub trip.  The number of pints consumed being all-important, of course!          

The number of pints on this occasion being too much and finished too late for a new sexperience     

But in general I totally agree, a few pints can definitely heighten a sexperience! 

[sparkus]

This week's recces:

Pread Street - the one opposite the station had very tacky farmer's wife in a short dress milling around, non-merci.  The one further down the receptionist cooed and purred about "girls" and "service" but the presence of a big job ad on the door did little to persuade me it'd be any good.

Chingford - just as bad! The two TCM shops I'd had bad experiences of farmer's wives in before (or farmer's unmarriable sister in law, more accurately) and the fact I couldn't see the goods made me flee the two male receptionists. 

Golden Herbs down the Mount appears to be in different ownership now (Gumtree ad shared with a massage place in Fulham), staffing quite similar to the women who parade on Little Newport Street and environs there (could be same women, truth be told).  Entered to find two small 40 somethings in heavy make up and short dresses glued to their phones.  Gone are the days of the fun women (and sometimes funbags) in doctor's coats in this shop.

[Love2come]

This week's recces:

Pread Street - the one opposite the station had very tacky farmer's wife in a short dress milling around, non-merci.  The one further down the receptionist cooed and purred about "girls" and "service" but the presence of a big job ad on the door did little to persuade me it'd be any good.

Chingford - just as bad! The two TCM shops I'd had bad experiences of farmer's wives in before (or farmer's unmarriable sister in law, more accurately) and the fact I couldn't see the goods made me flee the two male receptionists. 

Golden Herbs down the Mount appears to be in different ownership now (Gumtree ad shared with a massage place in Fulham), staffing quite similar to the women who parade on Little Newport Street and environs there (could be same women, truth be told).  Entered to find two small 40 somethings in heavy make up and short dresses glued to their phones.  Gone are the days of the fun women (and sometimes funbags) in doctor's coats in this shop.

Is Golden Herbs one you will go back to?

[sparkus]

Is Golden Herbs one you will go back to?

Sorry, I should have added I walked. This was second recent visit and both times I found staff who weren't to my liking or of past quality.

[Love2come]

Sorry, I should have added I walked. This was second recent visit and both times I found staff who weren't to my liking or of past quality.

Thanks.

[curiousforfun]

Was walking past Organic Remedies ON Southampton Row earlier. Thought I'd pop in and see...cute girl on reception. Explained the options and I askes who would be doing it...she said a woman so i agreed to half hour with option to extend...

Went in nice room with shower in there. Took my kit off and lay down. Lady came in...dress in jeans and t-shirt...not a good sign! Covered me up with a towel..another bad sign. Nowt on offer whatsoever it seems with this one. Had to ask her to do my legs. Was a nice massage but no more. Shame. I get the impression this Organic Remedies isn't as good as the baker street one and YMMV depending on who and when. Oh well...gonna wonder around and see if anything else takes my eye.

[Sean101]

First post here and have become rather addicted to the old rub and tug in recent years. Have tried most in West London and reviews on UKP are v helpful.

Discovered Well Health on Praed St recently. It’s a bit of a dive, as people say, but I’ve always been attracted to seediness. Usual drill is head upstairs and see the young guy on the desk. It’s £25 for half an hour. I always ask for Sophie and Linda, in that order, and if they are busy (which is becoming more common) then I’ll come back when they are free.

Sophia - is the younger of the two and has  great smile and attitude. Massage is decent. For the first time, the massage went on for about 20 mins before she enquiried whether I wanted extra service. Now i give her the money up front when I get in the room to get it out of the he way and she knows me. I offer 60 quid for FS but I suspect I could negotiate down a bit. She get s on top and likes having her nips played with and sucked. Nice bit of OWO and even gentle rimming on me (which I encouraged). Condom on without fuss and she climbed back on. Lots of moaning and dirty talk and I came fairly easily. Quick shower and no feeling of being rushed out of the door.

Linda - also good, older with a harder look but nice tits and I think fully shaved. Same routine as Abi W but a little bit less enthusiasm on her part.

They both seem to be around most days inc weekend with a few days off mid week.

Probably worth phoning ahead.

Will post more reviews of my massages which are normally in the acton, Ealing, chiswick, Shepherd’s Bush areas.

[76shen]

Was walking past Organic Remedies ON Southampton Row earlier. Thought I'd pop in and see...cute girl on reception. Explained the options and I askes who would be doing it...she said a woman so i agreed to half hour with option to extend...

Went in nice room with shower in there. Took my kit off and lay down. Lady came in...dress in jeans and t-shirt...not a good sign! Covered me up with a towel..another bad sign. Nowt on offer whatsoever it seems with this one. Had to ask her to do my legs. Was a nice massage but no more. Shame. I get the impression this Organic Remedies isn't as good as the baker street one and YMMV depending on who and when. Oh well...gonna wonder around and see if anything else takes my eye.

Thay have another shop in Wentworth St. some of the girls work in both shops. The one in baker St. Is under different management, but they use the same name. And they give a better massage and they are a lot cheaper for extras. And the girls are younger.

[Makibee245]

Went to Gao medical healthcare in E14 last week £45 ph +40 he topless, called for a booking straight away and got one for 20 minutes, very little english spoken but massage was good. Didnt get the girls name but looks 7/10 body 6/10 massage 8/10, location very convenient for me 10/10

[rebelsurge]

First post here and have become rather addicted to the old rub and tug in recent years. Have tried most in West London and reviews on UKP are v helpful.

Discovered Well Health on Praed St recently. It’s a bit of a dive, as people say, but I’ve always been attracted to seediness. Usual drill is head upstairs and see the young guy on the desk. It’s £25 for half an hour. I always ask for Sophie and Linda, in that order, and if they are busy (which is becoming more common) then I’ll come back when they are free.

Sophia - is the younger of the two and has  great smile and attitude. Massage is decent. For the first time, the massage went on for about 20 mins before she enquiried whether I wanted extra service. Now i give her the money up front when I get in the room to get it out of the he way and she knows me. I offer 60 quid for FS but I suspect I could negotiate down a bit. She get s on top and likes having her nips played with and sucked. Nice bit of OWO and even gentle rimming on me (which I encouraged). Condom on without fuss and she climbed back on. Lots of moaning and dirty talk and I came fairly easily. Quick shower and no feeling of being rushed out of the door.

Linda - also good, older with a harder look but nice tits and I think fully shaved. Same routine as Abi W but a little bit less enthusiasm on her part.

They both seem to be around most days inc weekend with a few days off mid week.

Probably worth phoning ahead.

Will post more reviews of my massages which are normally in the acton, Ealing, chiswick, Shepherd’s Bush areas.

Sophia days off Tuesday and Friday,
Linda days off Monday and Thursday

[hawai5o]

They also work at Harmony on Earls Court Road .  Both+Lucy  been around for Yonks .

[curiousforfun]

Thay have another shop in Wentworth St. some of the girls work in both shops. The one in baker St. Is under different management, but they use the same name. And they give a better massage and they are a lot cheaper for extras. And the girls are younger.

Ah, I did not realise they were under different management...will have to try the Baker Street one when I have a chance to get to the area then won't I.

[derbyladsouth]

Was in London last week so decided to go for a 4 hand massage in Kilburn

External Link/Members Only

Booked via text and agreed a 4 hand massage for a hour would be 80. After reading previous reports about this parlour knew I would need to take another 100 for a full strip from both girls and was right. I am terrible for names but one was an eastern European and the other was probably from Spain, both were busty, friendly and spoke good English and were probably a size 12 to 14. The massage was very good which was a surprise and a few cc swipes before asking what I wanted. Agreed to the additional 50 per lady for full strip and then the fun began. Both girls were not shy in placing their breasts for me to either suck or caress. There was no playing beneath the underwear but plenty of rubbing with it still on. They teased me around 20 mins till I couldn't handle anymore then told me they wanted me to come by whispering in my ear, I didn't need any persuading. They then both had a shower while they took it turns massaging my head and feet and then left me to finish my shower. Overall an excellent punt even if was slightly expensive but we'll worth it and shall go again when next in the area. 

[doublehappiness]

Well Health (Paddington)

This has become a regular stop off on my commute. Apologies for not posting sooner, I’ve been a long time reader of the forum. Any feedback please let me know.

I always go for a half hour booking, which is £25 to whoever is at reception. I’ve tended to ring ahead recently as it can be busy and I’m not sure it’s somewhere I’d want to be waiting around for too long. In the few months I’ve been visiting I have seen Linda, Lisa and Sophia.


Linda - Saw her first and a handful of times since, her massages are the best of the three girls I have seen but nothing to shout about. I have negotiated her to £30 for OW which has improved in the times I have seen her. She has put a finger in my arse a couple of times with a bit of encouragement too.

Lisa - I have only seen her a couple of times, massage was always crap and her OW isn’t up to much either, to the point I asked her for hand relief instead. She’s probably one to avoid if you are given a choice but that’s not always the case if they are busy.

Sophia - Saw her for the first time last week, massage was ok but seemed to go on for a bit longer than the other two girls. Again negotiated OW for £30 and this was fairly good. She wasn’t keen on fingering me but she was happy to put my balls in her mouth and wank me off. I will likely see her again if available but would try to move on from the massage quicker.

I think there are a few other girls there who I have not yet seen, does anyone have any recommendations for the girls there who I haven’t seen?

Thanks for the reviews. Could i ask if you could describe Sophia's looks a bit more (age, body tone, size, boobs, shaven or not, face)? Praed is well covered but hear different things about the girls' looks.  Thanks!

[rebelsurge]

They also work at Harmony on Earls Court Road .  Both+Lucy  been around for Yonks .

They no longer work at Harmony.

Sophia now works at Moonflower Earls Court on Fridays and Linda works at Balance Earls Court on Thursdays

[Looking-good]

Has anyone seen Diana of Knightsbridge and Now Fulham recently?

I saw her once at the old Place and keen to repeat but have been cancelled/ no show  three times
And starting to wonder if it’s me

TIA

[NoHo]

Re Chinatown/Soho
The small place called Mumbao I think in the pedestrian end of Wardour st by Hung's restaurant. There is a youngish girl there that sometimes sits on the chair that's in the doorway that looks pretty good and also spotted a young Thai in the place on Frith st/Shaftsbury ave
Haven't been in a position to try yet

[sparkus]

Re Chinatown/Soho
The small place called Mumbao I think in the pedestrian end of Wardour st by Hung's restaurant. There is a youngish girl there that sometimes sits on the chair that's in the doorway that looks pretty good and also spotted a young Thai in the place on Frith st/Shaftsbury ave
Haven't been in a position to try yet

The pretty girl of Mubang reported on here before, on several recce inside and outside of there I have witnessed only grannies.

[NoHo]

She must get snapped up pretty quick and then the granny will take the chair

[Ozy84]

Re Chinatown/Soho
The small place called Mumbao I think in the pedestrian end of Wardour st by Hung's restaurant. There is a youngish girl there that sometimes sits on the chair that's in the doorway that looks pretty good and also spotted a young Thai in the place on Frith st/Shaftsbury ave
Haven't been in a position to try yet

Noho any other recommendations? Where you at these days? You cant receive pm’s?

[stampjones]

Went on a massage hunt and wished I hadnt bothered. Went to the shop mentioned here External Link/Members Only though not the girl. Its in North End Road. Modern shop with good facilities. 30 for 30 paid. Girl looke decent. Youngish - early 30s? small and slim. Name of nico or similar.

She started the massage and made all the right moves. Cue the question. How much, I asked. How much you wanna pay darling? At that point I should have fucked right off but Im on limited funds and I couldnt really afford to go somewhere else and get much more than HR. Plus Im fundamentally lazy. Anyway agreed 50 for b2b. Down from her usual 60 apparantly. B2B in her world meant taking her clothes of and wanking me off from the side of the table and not letting me touch anything much downstairs. Not sure how that differed from topless which she wanted 40 for.

Anyway despite all that she has a dcent technique and I deposited my load. Had a nice shower and left. Bit of a waste - wouldnt go back even for FS which she was offering for 100. Day wasnt a total write off though as i saw an absolute babe on the way back to the tube station wearing almost nothing

Nico works wednesdays btw if anyone cares

[mukid]

Hi All,

New here, thought the info in this thread has been super useful so thought I'd try to contribute.
Popped into Natural Healing Spa in Angel a couple of weeks ago and saw Lucia after reading some positive comments on here.

Super friendly girl and very easy to get along with. About half way through she sussed out what I was after and offered £50 for topless HJ (same as previous posts). Tried to negotiate it down but she wouldn't so went with it. Huge baps as previously mentioned, HJ was skillful and she let me touch and feel baps freely. Massage was ok but nothing special. Probably won't go back as I probably expect full naked B2B for that money?

Again, new here so shout if I need to include any further details.

[stampjones]

Hi All,

New here, thought the info in this thread has been super useful so thought I'd try to contribute.
Popped into Natural Healing Spa in Angel a couple of weeks ago and saw Lucia after reading some positive comments on here.

Super friendly girl and very easy to get along with. About half way through she sussed out what I was after and offered £50 for topless HJ (same as previous posts). Tried to negotiate it down but she wouldn't so went with it. Huge baps as previously mentioned, HJ was skillful and she let me touch and feel baps freely. Massage was ok but nothing special. Probably won't go back as I probably expect full naked B2B for that money?

Again, new here so shout if I need to include any further details.

Hi mate - thanks for the post. Not sure how experienced you are but 30 is what you should aim to pay for topless HR. Of course we all pay more when thinking with our dicks or someone we really want or whatever, but the golden rule (from an ex member called LL) is 20-30-40 for HR-topless-b2b. Worth sticking to when you can.

And welcome to the thread

[sparkus]

Hi mate - thanks for the post. Not sure how experienced you are but 30 is what you should aim to pay for topless HR. Of course we all pay more when thinking with our dicks or someone we really want or whatever, but the golden rule (from an ex member called LL) is 20-30-40 for HR-topless-b2b. Worth sticking to when you can.

And welcome to the thread

The problem is that Lucia, like one or two others knows how to monetise her considerable assets. I'm not saying she can't be bargained down but she won't accept the going rate.

[mukid]

Hi mate - thanks for the post. Not sure how experienced you are but 30 is what you should aim to pay for topless HR. Of course we all pay more when thinking with our dicks or someone we really want or whatever, but the golden rule (from an ex member called LL) is 20-30-40 for HR-topless-b2b. Worth sticking to when you can.

And welcome to the thread

Noted! Thanks, did try to get it down to those levels after reading the posts here but she wouldn't have it...at all. By that time, dick had already taken over the thinking. Will probably not be back there though.

[LLPunting]

Noted! Thanks, did try to get it down to those levels after reading the posts here but she wouldn't have it...at all. By that time, dick had already taken over the thinking. Will probably not be back there though.

Lucia tried to stiff me for 50 topless when I went by, just remember if it's just a new pair of tits you want to gawp and fondle then go to a Ye Old Axe and take your pick.

Lucia's a pleasant woman, average for massage skills and average in looks but if you're paying 90-100 per hr to blow your load with a woman who always will (this is no WSWS situation) then there's plenty better elsewhere.

If you're a genuine WSWS seeker then you'd always be trying women who were never mentioned here (or had reportedly refused).

If you're after a good massage and possible extras then again there are better elsewhere even if they aren't Brazillian, tall(ish), under size 14, pretty(ish).

[sparkus]

It really is amazing the price break felt by these women between £40 and £50, especially the bustier "I'm worth it!" ones (and yeah, Lucia doesn't have much else to go on).  I've got away with £45 and even four tenners and a pair of pound coins miraculously found in a back pocket (snigger), but £40 seems psychologically too hard to bear for some.  Don't even get me started on Shirley of Sante who thinks because she's equipped she can make demands and salary enquiries.

I suppose in Lucia's defence, her large pair aren't too rock hard and are kneadable, which I think is a key consideration. 

[Chorley]

I've not been to London for a run and Tug for many years, but I'm located not that far away really. Even here there are a whole slew of girls who think they can demand £80 for a topless handjob and some crap B2B   

[alexm40]

Does anyone have any info on Thai Rose Earl's Court? External Link/Members Only and External Link/Members Only
Thanks in advance!

[doublehappiness]

Does anyone have any info on Thai Rose Earl's Court? External Link/Members Only and External Link/Members Only
Thanks in advance!

Yes, I've seen her before. The photos are a bit outdated, she's probably around 10 years older. Body is in good shape though and boobs are nicely enhanced. Decent B2B but in my view missed the intimacy a bit. No OWO or such extras if I recall, but it's been a while. Pleasant and bubbly personality. Was ok but I didn't return...

[doublehappiness]

Btw, anyone been recently been to 99 Massage on Exmouth market (e.g. Puki or other)?