London massage shop mini reviews

[LLPunting]

Surely there's a little cause for concern?

Given the lack of service I received at Ping and Moonflower I say fill yer boots, kiss your money goodbye, it's the only action you'll actually get.

I think it's hysterical that a "neighbour" got such a shit service for his money that he comlained to the council 
The feckin' cheapskate probably tried to stiff the girl on the agreed amount too when she didn't making his ending happy enough!

[J1mmy]

Given the lack of service I received at Ping and Moonflower I say fill yer boots, kiss your money goodbye, it's the only action you'll actually get.

I think it's hysterical that a "neighbour" got such a shit service for his money that he comlained to the council 
The feckin' cheapskate probably tried to stiff the girl on the agreed amount too when she didn't making his ending happy enough!

 

To me it sounds more like nimbyism rather than someone with a grudge. My concern personally would be the premise being on the radar of authorities, so not sure I would want to be reviving any services I shouldn't be  in there

[myothernameis]

Interesting article in the standard today

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Hanbing Zhang, owner of the adjacent Moon Flower Spa, denied it offered any sexual services. She said: “We only offer treatment massage. We don’t offer any sexual services.

What he meant to say was, we only offer happy endings, nothing more

[sparkus]

Moonflower does employ two very busty EE staff who've been 'amply' reviewed on here.

[Fuzzyduck]

I suspect RBKC have much bigger problems on their minds right now, but they need to appease the residents. It'll blow over.
Elements has been raided a couple of times over the last few years apparently so it's not a new thing. I saw Alex there once after a recent visit from the Council and amusingly the main problem seemed to be that many of the girls were "unqualified" to work as a masseuse, i.e. needed to go get a recognised certificate of some sort.
The article will no doubt be bad for business. Who wants to be on the slab getting oiled up as the feds come in? The need to get paperwork in order might also drive up costs (and prices). Also I suspect the girls will be more cautious unless they know you.

[bukowski]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=163001

massage Bangkok Thai Spa, East Finchley, with petite cutie - but

just did a quick review

short version is
you'll get a lame HE service from a Meh lady
and no more than that
EVER

imho

[sparkus]

66 Middlesex Street this afternoon, noticed that all the signage has been hastily painted over, apart from the word 'herbs'.  Looks very botched/hasty.

No Kelly laid with vulva showing but a glum as fuck EE sat looking out the window.

[stonebow1]

Surely there's a little cause for concern?

If you're getting FS then yes, absolutely. Otherwise not so much.

[Jonestown]

Does anyone else get the feeling that the TCMs are now more likely to be employing european girls than their homegrown chinese lasses ?

To me this is a retrograde step, I mean you wouldn't go to a chinese restaurant and ask for a schnitzel, would you ?

[pewpewpew]

Does anyone else get the feeling that the TCMs are now more likely to be employing european girls than their homegrown chinese lasses ?

To me this is a retrograde step, I mean you wouldn't go to a chinese restaurant and ask for a schnitzel, would you ?

have you never seen a chinese takeaway selling curry and chips?

[sparkus]

Does anyone else get the feeling that the TCMs are now more likely to be employing european girls than their homegrown chinese lasses ?

To me this is a retrograde step, I mean you wouldn't go to a chinese restaurant and ask for a schnitzel, would you ?

Either that or dismal old bags. Wtf is going on?

[Jonestown]

have you never seen a chinese takeaway selling curry and chips?

No, but I've seen a fish and chip shop selling spring rolls and chips with sweet and sour sauce.

[CityboyLondon]

Lisle Street everwell a couple of weeks ago, got a really nice massage from a lady named Emmy I think she said? A little chubby but bubbly, asked me about extras, told her I wanted to cum over her body and she didnt have to do anything, she said no, settled for a Cheeky £20 wank. Decent experience but not really what I went there for.

[LLPunting]

Does anyone else get the feeling that the TCMs are now more likely to be employing european girls than their homegrown chinese lasses ?

To me this is a retrograde step, I mean you wouldn't go to a chinese restaurant and ask for a schnitzel, would you ?

Given the quality of the Oriental girls recently I'd rather see younger EE girls who are either equally shit at massage but at least in better shape and less likely to be smelling of pungent food OR they turn out to be real goers and are still younger and in better shape.  Sure there are some good ol' good-time gals to be found amongst the Chinese GILFs but they're rare.

Had a great 2 hr session in Lewisham with a petite "Spanish" girl working out of an iffy salon fronted by a babe of a Chinese girl.  Will have to work on the maid to get involved.

[sparkus]

Lisle Street everwell a couple of weeks ago, got a really nice massage from a lady named Emmy I think she said? A little chubby but bubbly, asked me about extras, told her I wanted to cum over her body and she didnt have to do anything, she said no, settled for a Cheeky £20 wank. Decent experience but not really what I went there for.

In fairness that's the top end of the scale for what most staff in TCMs provide.  Not had chance to give many facials myself (and they've been initiated by the staff not me when they have happened).  So I wouldn't mark her down much for that.

[sparkus]

Given the quality of the Oriental girls recently I'd rather see younger EE girls who are either equally shit at massage but at least in better shape and less likely to be smelling of pungent food OR they turn out to be real goers and are still younger and in better shape.  Sure there are some good ol' good-time gals to be found amongst the Chinese GILFs but they're rare.

Had a great 2 hr session in Lewisham with a petite "Spanish" girl working out of an iffy salon fronted by a babe of a Chinese girl.  Will have to work on the maid to get involved.

I've had some good times with EEs on a handful of occasions, but most are glum, not skilled/attractive and charge the earth.  If I wanted a glum EE to wank me off I'd just go on AW and pay half the price.

Seriously, there were some top-notch young and busty (if not pricey) Chinese women working the TCMs until recently, where have they gone?

From what I've read on here, the trade does seem to be moving into 'salons'?

[myothernameis]

From what I've read on here, the trade does seem to be moving into 'salons'?

In where I stay, Glasgow have been to some of the salon's, wasn't looking for HE, once dressed asked one of the girls about this, and if any guys tried it on, looking for HE

Yes, but they cant chance it, as if they get caught its goodbye to there job;  not in this salon but another, one of the girls was caught, as the place has a open door policy, door cant be locked.  With 10 min's left of the clients massage, a senior female entered and checked every thing was ok, she was caught with here hands on his cock, fired on the spot

Any guys that dare to ask or enquire, the massage ends right there, and this salon contacts other salon in the area, letting them know

So I would say, if you get HE in a salon, keep it to your self

[Jonestown]

What is a "salon" ?

are we talking about a beauty salon, nail bar, etc ?

[myothernameis]

are we talking about a beauty salon, nail bar, etc ?

Yes

[LLPunting]

Yes

There are salons and there are "salons", the latter may look clean and legit but they're clearly only taking male clients, with nail bar facilities next to non-existent.

[sparkus]

There are salons and there are "salons", the latter may look clean and legit but they're clearly only taking male clients, with nail bar facilities next to non-existent.

I've only ever read about these on here, so I am clearly not looking very hard!

[LLPunting]

I've only ever read about these on here, so I am clearly not looking very hard!

Don't worry, try any salon, whilst not discrete there's a certain something to getting a full service whilst a bunch of lady civvies are next door getting blow drys and mani-pedis or even waxings!  They may even hear a few things if you're any good! 
Might get a few winks and offers if the therapist looks well sorted 
Though leaving your todger out dripping wet may not be the best option.

[jabberwok]

Has anyone tried Thai Sill on West Norwood High St.?

[jabberwok]

*Thai Silk

[stampjones]

Katie, chiswick park
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Back in London after a brief asian interlude, so the local fun resumes
I suspect there are many katies. Mine was monday katie. 50 for an hour (40 for 30). Normally go for 30 mins first try but seemed like a waste especially given the hike to get there
The girl was nothing like the picture but she looked ok clothed. She didnt waste any time asking about extras and tbh I have completely forgotten what I paid but it was probably 40/50 for b2b.

She did a bit of massage but pretty quickly got to rubbing my bollocks, getting me to turn over and getting her tits out. Body was pretty disappointing. Flat and floppy tits. I was pretty stoked up though so went for it. DFK and RO were accepted with no problem. She lay on her back and I sucked her pussy and tits and she was groaning away.

Now here’s the thing. I dont see it as my duty to get girls off. Im interested in my pleasure only as Im the fucker paying for it, so this is pretty unusual for me, but she is writhing away seemingly out of control. I kneel up and start to wank myself off but she is grabbing at me saying no, no. I think she actually wanted me to bb her. Fuck that - I shot my load over her.

Afterwards she was really strange - if anything confirmed my impression.

Anyway it wasnt an unpleasant session but I wouldn't recommend because her body wasnt that enticing and the bb thing. If those dont bother you, probably an ok experience

[Davesorento]

Just adding this in to the mix. But of intel in here but more a request in case anyone has been by the new place in Woking.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=163811.0

Links to Sister flower also here: External Link/Members Only
And
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Thanks!

[Mij]

Just adding this in to the mix. But of intel in here but more a request in case anyone has been by the new place in Woking.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=163811.0

Links to Sister flower also here: External Link/Members Only
And
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Thanks!

Pretty sure Woking is stretching the boundaries of "London".

You might have more luck in the SE board.

[Davesorento]

Thanks have done that as well. I've had  some feedback on Woking reviews and info requests in this forum. But appreciate it's the wilderness as far as London is concerned!

[sparkus]

Drury Lane had a Lucy on reception today, quite sexy tanned MILF in figure-hugging marl grey dress.  Tummy but nice round pair.  Sadly couldn't stay, just recce, but she said she'd be happy to do the honours if I came back.

Similar recce out East, two visits to Leytonstone Thai saw me walk.  Old hags.

[Merc]

Hey all, first post and completely new to the world of fbsm.

I had a visit to fantasia last week having seen it recommend by quite a few people on here.

I was looked after by a pretty, young (late twenties) Chinese girl with a great cans, slim waist and lovely smile. I had an hour's massage for £45, which was great and left me very relaxed, not much in the way of conversation but I think that was because she had limited English as she was pleasent enough, smiled and occasionally asked if everything was ok. The massage became more sensual as it went on.

I turned over and was asked if I wanted extras, my dick had already answered the question. All that was on offer was a topless hj for £40, which was fine with me. Hj was very sensual with varied technique, I had all on to stop my self from shooting my load too quickly.

After this I was offered something else but because her English wasn't great so I couldn't quite make it out, but it sounded like she was offering to do it again and said I could come up to seven times, I may have misunderstood but was pretty happy with what I had so declined as I probably wouldn't have been able to walk home after that, lol.

Girl (sorry I didn't get her name) 8/10
Massage 8/10
Hi 9/10 (best I have had)

Thanks for the recommendation y'all

[stampjones]

Thanks for the review merc - welcome to the club

[Titti Tatti]

Drury Lane had a Lucy on reception today, quite sexy tanned MILF in figure-hugging marl grey dress.  Tummy but nice round pair.  Sadly couldn't stay, just recce, but she said she'd be happy to do the honours if I came back.

Similar recce out East, two visits to Leytonstone Thai saw me walk.  Old hags.

Was time short last week so went to Thai place. Old hag was called Patti, and I thought I'd settle for a massage. Absolutely superb. Very skilled and thorough. So I imagined her hands might be very skilled for extra 20 with my eyes shut. Big mistake, rushed and half hearted at same time. Left feeling I was a dog.   I tend to avoid this place

Dr Herb has Annie weds and Thursday's. Young good looking and very enthusiastic stays in room as you undress and leaves you in no doubt. Works hard on massage but very skilled at the tease. 40 agreed for b2b but agree in advance its naked. I find this place consistently reliable but only ever seen the same girl once.

Anyone been to Chinese Medical Centre hermit rd canning town?  From Google it looks like a recent rename and repaint. Called 2 girls until 10pm. Can park in McD's on barking rd.  Has the right look, will toftt.

[sparkus]

Was time short last week so went to Thai place. Old hag was called Patti, and I thought I'd settle for a massage. Absolutely superb. Very skilled and thorough. So I imagined her hands might be very skilled for extra 20 with my eyes shut. Big mistake, rushed and half hearted at same time. Left feeling I was a dog.   I tend to avoid this place

Dr Herb has Annie weds and Thursday's. Young good looking and very enthusiastic stays in room as you undress and leaves you in no doubt. Works hard on massage but very skilled at the tease. 40 agreed for b2b but agree in advance its naked. I find this place consistently reliable but only ever seen the same girl once.

Anyone been to Chinese Medical Centre hermit rd canning town?  From Google it looks like a recent rename and repaint. Called 2 girls until 10pm. Can park in McD's on barking rd.  Has the right look, will toftt.

Dr Herb in Bethnal Green?

I went to Hermit Road once, no extras offered at all. Older MILF staff. Went back a year and they were fully booked that day.

[Snork80]

Went to Your Health on Noel St, Soho. Saw a Singaporean (so she claimed) called Ivy. Average looks, and slim. Must be an impressive bra though, as topless later, would struggle to fill an A cup.

Massage itself was OK. Almost a complete wash on everything else though. I'm not as hard nosed in negotiating as some of you chaps so wound up agreeing to £60 for HE and B2B. Well, that wound up being nothing more than a topless HJ, with her stance making it awkward for me to explore anywhere interesting.

[LLPunting]

Given past reported experience at that Noel St clip joint I would advise all to AVOID the girls there are not service providers.

Less than an A cup?  Perhaps not even a cis girl.

[stampjones]

Snork - the key is not to negotiate if the price is too high. Tell them that just the massage is fine and  99 times out of 100 the price will come tumbling down all on its own.

[stampjones]

Snork - the key is not to negotiate if the price is too high. Tell them that just the massage is fine and  99 times out of 100 the price will come tumbling down all on its own.

Having said thst we all just go “fuck it” and agree from time to time I guess

[LLPunting]

Snork - the key is not to negotiate if the price is too high. Tell them that just the massage is fine and  99 times out of 100 the price will come tumbling down all on its own.

Wise words
 

[Eggbert]

There's quite a few nail and beauty parlours on West Green Road in Seven Sisters with South East Asian women working in them. Anyone have any intel to suggest other services might be on offer?

[Titti Tatti]

Dr Herb in Bethnal Green?

I went to Hermit Road once, no extras offered at all. Older MILF staff. Went back a year and they were fully booked that day.

Yes BG. There's parking round the corner .  Bloke seems to have disappeared and 30 something Chinese lady on reception.  Don't know how they d o it, but a steady stream of under 30 girls flow through there.  Never had a bad experience and several great ones. Must have been once every 3 weeks for past year.  Only been too busy to see me once.

Thanks for the heads up on Hermit rd but I think my small head will drive me there sooner or sooner.

[Callisto]

Has anyone tried Thai Silk on West Norwood High St.?

I've been once - might me a YMMV experience like the place on Lordship Lane, or entirely legit.  Seemed like the latter to me.  I stripped starkers, but there was no hint of extras.  The massage was absolutely terrific, though, as good as I've ever had, and prices superb given that.  But that's probably not what you're after...

[Snork80]

Snork - the key is not to negotiate if the price is too high. Tell them that just the massage is fine and  99 times out of 100 the price will come tumbling down all on its own.

I don't disagree, and it's silly of me, but personal circumstances means that unless the demanded payment was seriously outrageous I can't see myself following through on the threat, and then I'd just feel stupid. [Yes, I know how that sounds  ]

[hawai5o]

I book 1/2 hr and let her know what i want & that i might extend the session  if its good . You also get a lower price for extras in 1/2 hr sessions . Once i get the price i had on my mind ,then extend to 45 minutes there and then and even 1 hour if she came across as a potential regular.

[sparkus]

Yes BG. There's parking round the corner .  Bloke seems to have disappeared and 30 something Chinese lady on reception.  Don't know how they d o it, but a steady stream of under 30 girls flow through there.  Never had a bad experience and several great ones. Must have been once every 3 weeks for past year.  Only been too busy to see me once.

Thanks for the heads up on Hermit rd but I think my small head will drive me there sooner or sooner.

I went once and was seen by a slender Chinese who asked me if I wanted to 'try' a HE. Sure, why not!

She had flu though and sneezed in my face during it.

[Merc]

Thanks for the review merc - welcome to the club

No problem,glad to leave feedback, I wouldn't have known where to start with finding a good massage parlour to try without y'all so a review seems like the least I could do.

Need to figure out which place I try next, wouldn't mind some owo if anyone has any recommendations.

[stampjones]

Need to figure out which place I try next, wouldn't mind some owo if anyone has any recommendations.

Thats more suck it and see
There’s a place on praed st almost next door to the tube station entrance on the first floor. Can never remember the name but you’re pretty much guaranteed owo in there. Also FS if you want it. It was a long time since any of the girls there saw 30, but they’re certainly game

Has loads of mentions on this thread

[The Vicar of Dibley]

There’s a place on praed st almost next door to the tube station entrance on the first floor. Can never remember the name but you’re pretty much guaranteed owo in there. Also FS if you want it. It was a long time since any of the girls there saw 30, but they’re certainly game

Has loads of mentions on this thread

Hmm  I really must widen my search area to try some of the excellent places mentioned that provide more than just  HE and B2B I usually get offered.
Never managed to get owo. The one time I got oral with the girl packaged up the condom and the wrapper in a parcel of kitchen roll/wipes and asked me to dispose of it in a street bin as she could get sacked if caught offering services like that. 

[stampjones]

The one time I got oral with the girl packaged up the condom and the wrapper in a parcel of kitchen roll/wipes and asked me to dispose of it in a street bin as she could get sacked if caught offering services like that. 

Haha - yeah had similar experiences. Two or three years ago there was a gorgeous young chinese girl in everwell on wardour street (I know, but really) called Kate I think and she used to fuck me if I brought and disposed of my own condoms. Always made me smile walking out into a crowded leicester square and furtively disposing of my package in the nearest bin.

[sexy pete]

A few years ago I went to Nature and Health in Newport Court, saw a nice Chinese girl in her early thirties. The first time it was a topless handjob, the second time she was totally naked throughout. The next time I saw her she happily agreed to sex (at no additional cost!), unprotected as it was so unexpected. Thereafter I went armed with a condom, and with the same disposal method as sj above. I had a few more visits with the same outcome until she returned to China.

[LLPunting]

If the authorities don't find any "evidence" then they can't close it down.  Do your bit if you want a bit.