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Offline punk

This is place where Polish Lucy used to work . She gave a cracking service, full b2b and easily made me come twice in hour . This was 5 years ago - wonder where she is now ?

Property developer. :unknown: on her hard earned earnings.

Offline joe diddley

Lucy is down on the south coast but isn't really working now as far as I know. Anja always talked about going to do massages in Spain but I believe she's now in Poland.

Offline alexm40

thankful for once that little brain had kept his trap shut.   :timeout:

So relieved (in the not best way)

Vivid description :D thanks!

Offline kcxchalton

Green Remedies near Kings Cross.

I reviewed a few days ago.

Just a tip to all for this shop specifically, you wont get a good selection of girls on the weekend, best to go on weekdays. If you are into orientals, then you will find a great one or two in that case. The same goes for forever zen near to euston since the girls work between the two shops and they are operated by one group.

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Just a tip to all for this shop specifically, you wont get a good selection of girls on the weekend, best to go on weekdays. If you are into orientals, then you will find a great one or two in that case. The same goes for forever zen near to euston since the girls work between the two shops and they are operated by one group.
Hmm - are you associated with those shops by any chance?
Im pretty sure I dont trust a word you say
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Just a tip to all for this shop specifically, you wont get a good selection of girls on the weekend, best to go on weekdays. If you are into orientals, then you will find a great one or two in that case. The same goes for forever zen near to euston since the girls work between the two shops and they are operated by one group.

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Given someone said Living Healthcare Fulham is under-reviewed, here goes:

Living Healthcare Fulham. Been there twice now over the last 8 mths.

First time: no girl was free so the chatty, very flirtatious, older, recpetionist took me under her wings and delivered a great massage with lots of cc swipes for the first 30 min. I was upfront from the first minute about what I was after and she allowed me to grope her from outside clothes (felt like she was hungry for some attention as she warmed up to me the more I groped). She said standard rate is 40 for b2b and 50 including oral. But she wouldnt do one as she was booked for a reflexology after the 30 min. So she tickled my bum and said she'll send another chick in for the 2nd 30 min and ask her to take care of me. Waited for 10 min and Anna came in: pretty enough 24 yr old. She had been briefed so stripped straightaway and got on top of me for a very awkward B2b. Basically lay on top of me and moved up n down in one place very slightly. Hot body, very strong, shapely arms. Allowed me to touch boobs and ass. Kissed me a little bit. I had blue balls by then because of 2 women teasing me so came as she was still on top of me, basically on her belly  :dance:   .  Embarrassing. She laughed, wiped herself and me, got paid 40 and I dressed up n left.

2nd time: was passing by a few sundays back and decided to drop in and see if the receptionist was free (forgot her name) as even though she was only a 5-6 looks wise, I got a really good vibe from her. She wasnt around and the same Anna was at the counter. Booked her and then another girl called Yo Yo came out to get a bottle of oil....much prettier than Anna. But as Yoyo was busy, continued with Anna who did not remember me from last time. As she was setting up the bed, I felt her ass up and she was shocked....I reminded her we had met before and she relaxed more (dont think I will pull this move ever again). Then the massage began and she was fully clothed. I insisted she take her clothes off...she said she does that halfway through, but in deference to my wishes, she took them off and got on to my back.  Gave me an amazing massage with her thighs. Long hair brushing off my back felt great too. Kept asking 'you ok?'  Turned around and I was groping her fulltime. Slight put off was a tampon thread hanging out lf her pussy so I kept my hands away from the area. Same awkward front facing b2b and fuck me, I came again on her belly as she lay on top of me.  Two out of two, ejaculation after 5-6 min of her lying on top of me. Shameful! As soon as I had ejaculated, I lost all interest, closed me eyes amd enjoyed the rest of the massage. Gave her 40 at the end and left. Anna doesnt give oral. Definitely no FS (I asked).

Will try to see YoYo if am near Fulham again but Anna is a safe bet. However pretty keen on the receptionist if she turns up....she seemed like fun and up for it.
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Given someone said Living Healthcare Fulham is under-reviewed, here goes:

Living Healthcare Fulham. Been there twice now over the last 8 mths.

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Thanks for the update.  Hope YoYo is the revelation you're after but won't be surprised if the most fun is with the receptionist.  Whilst no certainty I've often found the older, friendly gals give a good turn as they appreciate the desire shown for them.  Where I might get f' all from the pulchritudinous youngsters who behave like they're God's gift, I've usually gotten full services and extras from the mamas using a little charm and some tongue grease.

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Booked her and then another girl called Yo Yo came out to get a bottle of oil....much prettier than Anna

I m lost between "Lulu", "Yu Yu" and "Yo Yo". Same lady? I ve seen one young & pretty and understood her name was Yu Yu so I thought it was Lulu well reviewed here. So apparently mistaken, and it was Yo Yo!

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Thanks for the update.  Hope YoYo is the revelation you're after but won't be surprised if the most fun is with the receptionist.  Whilst no certainty I've often found the older, friendly gals give a good turn as they appreciate the desire shown for them.  Where I might get f' all from the pulchritudinous youngsters who behave like they're God's gift, I've usually gotten full services and extras from the mamas using a little charm and some tongue grease.

This is my experience, the older girls are the most fun by far.

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How anyone been to Ryan Hair near Victoria Station recently? They seem to have shut down

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How anyone been to Ryan Hair near Victoria Station recently? They seem to have shut down

4 years of lurking and that is your first post ? :dash:

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4 years of lurking and that is your first post ? :dash:

Dread to think what the tariff of extras is like at "Ryan Hair".

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Popped into green remedies near Kings Cross last week. Had called beforehand and was told 4 girls available, 2 Chinese and 2 EE. Asians aren’t for me so asked the names of the EE - it was Maggie and Anna.

Did my research in UKP and found some mixed reviews on Anna (should’ve been my first clue). Nothing on Maggie, so decide to book Anna.

Polish brunette, about 5,6, okayish  face with a lip job, what seemed like b cups but an overall fit young body. Headed downstairs into a decent enough room with an ensuite shower. Had booked for 1h and paid £45 to the mamasan.

Started massaging my legs, which wasn’t too bad. I initiated some chit chat but overall she kept quiet. Massage gradually got worse so around the 30 min mark I popped the question. She said yes what do I want. When I asked B2b she said £70 ..... which I responded to with a big lol. Negotiated a fully naked HJ for £45. Her body was overall okayish but frustratingly she wasn’t keen on much touching, sucking or licking the tits or down there. HJ to finish was below average.

Finished about 10 minutes early as I’d had enough of her saying no to most things. Took a quick shower and left.

shit massage, not great HJ and an indifferent attitude to go with it so don’t waste your time or money.

On the way out saw the other EE , presumably Maggie and she looked fitter with a better rack on her. Would be keen to know if anyone’s tried her.
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Did my research in UKP and found some mixed reviews on Anna (should’ve been my first clue). Nothing on Maggie, so decide to book Anna.

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shit massage, not great HJ and an indifferent attitude to go with it so don’t waste your time or money.

On the way out saw the other EE , presumably Maggie and she looked fitter with a better rack on her. Would be keen to know if anyone’s tried her.

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If in doubt about an SP due to reviews go with the unknown SP with the better norks and body.     :cool:
Worst case you only pay for a shit massage.  If a place offers 30 mins full body massage they probably offer extras because any decent full body massage should take an hour or more.  If you're really tight-fisted then take 30 mins and ask nicely if they're happy to extend to 1 hr for the normal price if the massage is good.  Most that refuse or insist on a further 30 min fee are probably clip joints with shitty service and only focused on turning over punters for the higher margin 30 min charges.

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Noted...... I only wish I’d seen the other girl before heading to the room.

Will now need to see one of my tried and tested SPs to recover from this...

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Dropped into Sumanat (Thai) on Fashion St, E1, and as someone else has already confirmed, it is legit. Big sign in the room about no "illegal sexual activity". Which I know doesn't always ring true, but in this establishment it seems strictly professional. Massage is very good though, and cheaper than Thai Kosai across the road (also legit, but a bit more upmarket).

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Dropped into Sumanat (Thai) on Fashion St, E1, and as someone else has already confirmed, it is legit. Big sign in the room about no "illegal sexual activity". Which I know doesn't always ring true, but in this establishment it seems strictly professional. Massage is very good though, and cheaper than Thai Kosai across the road (also legit, but a bit more upmarket).

Oh lordee, could the new sign of gentrification be the prevalence of legit Thai spas?  Just noticed there's a new one in Balham, looking the legit business.  There's another on Acre Lane.   :scare:

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Thanks for the update.  Hope YoYo is the revelation you're after but won't be surprised if the most fun is with the receptionist.  Whilst no certainty I've often found the older, friendly gals give a good turn as they appreciate the desire shown for them.  Where I might get f' all from the pulchritudinous youngsters who behave like they're God's gift, I've usually gotten full services and extras from the mamas using a little charm and some tongue grease.

Yeah I forget her name but her English was great and she seemed very up for it. Not beautiful but had that hot slut look. If she's around, she's the one I'll book as I know there'll be a rough n tumble available p.

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I m lost between "Lulu", "Yu Yu" and "Yo Yo". Same lady? I ve seen one young & pretty and understood her name was Yu Yu so I thought it was Lulu well reviewed here. So apparently mistaken, and it was Yo Yo!

Lulu left last year (I asked). The two on the rota for Sundays are YoYo and Anna.

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Lulu left last year (I asked). The two on the rota for Sundays are YoYo and Anna.

Good to know, thanks! So YoYo is the one I've met.

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Gone now. No use crying over unspilt milk I suppose.

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Hi folks

I’ve been living in south london for approximately 2 years and a bit and in that time I have seen a few service providers and I wanted to share some names and experiences with you.

Please note massage is my thing but occasionally I might go for full service provider especially if offered by a masseuse!

Regular haunt is 57b Fulham high st. External Link/Members Only


Here I’ve seen lulu, tina, amy, cindy , Apple .

Lulu is very sexy in a milf way.  Always floral dresses and happy to see you and always eager to please. She will do a decent massage and some nice face sitting on you. I have never had oral from her but enjoys a tongue inside of her... works Friday

Tina is much smaller and perhaps a bit younger but great body shape and offers a very thorough massage and will take a tonguing too whilst she ensure you cum hard for her. Works  Thursday

Apple was younger again approx 25 and pretty but standard massage and same with cindy who I believe also works at Fantasia... Monday working ??

Amy is a crooked toothed receptionists who is very pushy I didn’t find her very attractive but did a decent massage on me and again is likely to sit on your face if you enjoy it. I do. Works most days

It’s always £45 for hour and always £40 for clothes  all off and face sitting , hj, never had more with any girls. Place is always clean and 1 room has shower from memory.


Fanstsia

I always go to Nana and she is always sexy -  pale skin, shaved pussy and a little tattoo - massage not of standard of tina above but much younger approx 21 or close. And cute body . Works Saturdays

Seen also Susan and similar but I was offended when she took my money (standard rates described on here in past so won’t rpt) and then wouldn’t take her panties off ?

Emily Lewisham

Seen ebony girl with a strong Usa accent - gulped my cum down and really enjoyed it ; no time constraints but massage was okay to poor.


Croydon

Seen jojo and another girl at pure life ?? On high st massage very good and more face sitting which always makes me cum in end. I would recommend though not stunning


Honourable mention to organic remedy (baker st) I saw Emma ? Full service offered and will take her up on it next time as I found her very sexy!

I’d recommend most of the girls in particular lulu but my issue is I get bored of same routine and like the excitement of trying someone new where everything is unexpected- I enjoy the thrill!

I’d like more recommendations in Balham tooting etc if possible

Ps I have tried soho walk up st and say a polish girl called miah on Wednesday in romily st?? Or Greek st ?? I enjoyed it as she gave a very gfe which I needed as it was new to me and she was considerate and gentle and gave 2 positions for £20 plus tip when most wouldn’t ! Any news on her whereabouts would be great .

Lastly similar experience with a Brazilian milf in soho who was near Leicester sq- any news on her again would be great as I’d like to see again !

Apologies if this is a bit disjointed but I’m doing this in work time !!! 

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Hmm - are you associated with those shops by any chance?
Im pretty sure I dont trust a word you say

Well i happen to work around the area, but if u dnt wanna see for yourself then thats cool

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Well i happen to work for the shop, but if u dnt wanna see for yourself then thats cool

Corrected it for you  :hi:

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Gone now. No use crying over unspilt milk I suppose.

Which milkmaid has gone?

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Hi folks

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I’d like more recommendations in Balham tooting etc if possible

Ps I have tried soho walk up st and say a polish girl called miah on Wednesday in romily st?? Or Greek st ?? I enjoyed it as she gave a very gfe which I needed as it was new to me and she was considerate and gentle and gave 2 positions for £20 plus tip when most wouldn’t ! Any news on her whereabouts would be great .

Lastly similar experience with a Brazilian milf in soho who was near Leicester sq- any news on her again would be great as I’d like to see again !

Apologies if this is a bit disjointed but I’m doing this in work time !!!

Thanks soooo much for your summary.  It reveals you've seen almost no-one not already known and reviewed by others on this site.  Your postings from the past year are all about getting recommendations and you've been called up on this before.  You've been on the site some 3 yrs and contributed NOTHING substantial, basically you're being a leeching troll.

If you're genuinely trying to share External Link/Members Onlythen go post some full reviews on the girl(s) you have seen that are still active and no-one has yet commented on and once you've chalked up a half dozen or more useful additions to the trust, perhaps you might find the rest of us contributors interested in wasting a picosecond considering your queries.


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I popped into Dr Shirley’s on Gloucester Road Sw7 earlier for 30 minutes deep tissue as my shoulders and neck have been killing me of late. Not been there for a few years since they moved premises, they used to have some very entertaining ladies. I saw a slim, fit, thirties lady called Nancy who gave an excellent deep tissue, she works only Tuesdays. I kept my pants on as i really wanted the full 30 minutes work on my aching shoulders, but i fancy i might go back for something more relaxing next week, Nancy seemed a bit frisky.

Went back today in an attempt to give Nancy a roadtest, but was thwarted. First i phoned about the £40 for one hour offer that is on Dr Shirley’s website, someone with little english said there was no offer and it was £45/hr. so conceding the point and confirming that Nancy was available I said I would be there in 10 minutes, which was acknowledged by the female on the other end. Arrived 10 minutes later and whilst walking down the stairs spotted a svelte looking Nancy locking the shop door, banging on it she called out, busy, busy. I said i have a bookIng, she said, no, no, the boss never told me. So in the intervening 10 minutes she had a walk-in and decided to do the chinese thing at take the money in front of her. Dr Shirley speaks perfect english and so does the male receptionist, so it was clearly Nancy I spoke to on the phone, a land line too boot.

So svelte and frisky as Nancy was, I wont be going back. Considered going to wellbeing spa church street to see if chinese Sarah was working but in the end went over to Praed Street to sample the charms of Linda who I havent seen for seven or eight years. It was well worth it, she is a solid little performer, and along with her erstwhile colleague Emma, now at ORBS, one of the finest exponents of long slow chinese kissing around.

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Thanks frenchyg - any contact details for emily?

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Popped in to the Chinese massage shop on Pound Lane Epsom Saturday saw LuiLui slim 20 something Chinese girl who spoke good English (said she was a student) and it was her first day there.

Received the standard fairly good massage and offer of extras HE £20 b2b £40. Got a proper b2b where she climbed on top and commenced plenty of sliding action. Boobs (small with long nipples ) presented for sucking and didn't seem to mind where my hands / fingers went.
Point I noted...had the biggest bush of pubes I have seen for ages, I was literally fingering in the dark.

This shop has been well reviewed on here and I wondered if anyone has had a massage off of the lady (manager ?) who answers the phone. I find her voice incredibly hot. She said she doesn't do the massages.

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I think if we're appealing for info then the following joints are under-reviewed'
- Kensington Church Street

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43 Kensington Church Street

I decided to give it a go, a 5 minute walk from High Street Kensington station.
I just walked in without booking. Place not really discreet.
At the reception, a man was loafing. Quite awkward, I didn't know wether he was a punter or papasan himself. I didn't notice at the 1st sight the girl who was behind the counter in a small corner.
I asked for a 30mn massage. Had to pay £40. Bad start.

The girl (turned out it was the famous Christina, well reviewed here) drove me in the basement in a small room, w shower. Pretty shabby place, very dark. Didn't like it.

Christina is probably in her late 20's, early 30', hard to say, really dark room! I was given a hot towel.
She asked me what music I wanted, told her "up to you". I should have chosen... Music on her phone, not really relaxing.
The massage was ok, quite relaxing but really really oily. £30 for HR. Not in the mood for anything else. I found her maybe a bit too professional, too distant. I asked at the end which days she works there and she just said that she doesn't work every day but there are plenty of other girls.
Well well well

To cut the story short, I won't go back. It was my 1st EE (Russian actually) girl and I reckon Asian girls work better for me. But maybe I simply wasn't in the mood (pissed of w the place, the man at the reception, the £40 charge, etc)

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Dropped into Sumanat (Thai) on Fashion St, E1, and as someone else has already confirmed, it is legit. Big sign in the room about no "illegal sexual activity". Which I know doesn't always ring true, but in this establishment it seems strictly professional. Massage is very good though, and cheaper than Thai Kosai across the road (also legit, but a bit more upmarket).

What are the prices for 30 minutes or an hour,if you can remember thanks.

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Popped in to the Chinese massage shop on Pound Lane Epsom Saturday saw LuiLui slim 20 something Chinese girl who spoke good English (said she was a student) and it was her first day there.

Received the standard fairly good massage and offer of extras HE £20 b2b £40. Got a proper b2b where she climbed on top and commenced plenty of sliding action. Boobs (small with long nipples ) presented for sucking and didn't seem to mind where my hands / fingers went.
Point I noted...had the biggest bush of pubes I have seen for ages, I was literally fingering in the dark.

This shop has been well reviewed on here and I wondered if anyone has had a massage off of the lady (manager ?) who answers the phone. I find her voice incredibly hot. She said she doesn't do the massages.

Is that the one with a cafe and chinese takeaway next door?

Went to that one and had to make a swift getaway as quite a few people were watching me leave there from the cafe and could see by the looks in their faces they know what goes in there aha.

Have you been to bamboo in sutton recently?

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£60/hr
£40 for b2b
£20 for hj (I think- i always go for b2b)

Located in a short stay hotel on Seven Sisters. It's about a 10mins walk from Finsbury Park station towards Holloway.

She has her pics on her site which are fairly accurate
Overall appearance I'd give her a 7-8/10. She's in her early 30s (she told me), about 5ft 6/7 and has a husky voice. Her english is quite good and she'll be able to hold a conversation with bants easily. Her crazy bushy hair is natural but she's completely shaved downstairs. Her tits are a 32b i think. The perfect handful.

 My first massage was a long time ago so I don't remember if she teased me whilst she massaged my back but she did ask if i wanted extras when i turned around. I go for the body to body which she does enthusiastically, so much so, she popped my cock in her mouth. I'm not sure if she offers this service to everyone and I didn't even ask for oral but now its a standard.

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...georgiamassage...


Why did you post this here?  you already posted a review and she's not a massage shop.  There's helpful and there's touting.

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first contribution to this site so here goes....

I've visited nicola from china five elements near liverpool street twice now. Beautiful blonde busty rom girl very chatty and smiley. very soft average massage, no cc swipes and very basic HE. Wanted 40 for HE first time said I only had 20 (which I did) next time I went (last week,couldn't resist) she was adamant on getting 40 so I stupidly paid. If you want a HE and an average massage from a well above average ROM then shes your girl.  Yes, I know you can punt for probably 20 quid more with a hottie ROM close by but I'm sick of punting in vanilla positions and not getting anything out of it it's not my thing. I'd like to hear from anyone who knows any good massage shops or escorts (who give a good massage only) around the liverpool street area, Yes I've done extensive searches on here and Yes, I've been to most of the listed girls on here. I would be keen to hear peoples personal favourites in this area and if anyone knows anyone new or anyone else they can highly recommend who I've missed. Love a girl who gives lots of CC swipes and pays good attention to my arse. Tends that the ROMS hate doing this....

feel free to criticise me if I have written this wrong in anyway.

cheers guys,

Al

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Is that the one with a cafe and chinese takeaway next door?
Went to that one and had to make a swift getaway as quite a few people were watching me leave there from the cafe and could see by the looks in their faces they know what goes in there aha.
Have you been to bamboo in sutton recently?

Yep, thats the one. Cafe one side & Chinese takeaway the other side. The cafe does indeed get busy with lots of people eating and chatting outside especially in this hot weather. They do have a back door you can use though to avoid the crowded front.

Not been to Bamboo in Sutton for a while. Last time I went there an EE girl tried to plead poverty and up the extras prices (wanted £80 for b2b  :dash:) She wasn't prepared to bargain a lower price either. Some fools must pay her prices though as she had two iPhone X's. One for business and one for personal use.

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first contribution to this site so here goes....

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feel free to criticise me if I have written this wrong in anyway.

cheers guys,

Al

It seems you've been reading the forum yet completely failed to note that several similar recent attempts by newbies to obtain recommendations have been told to sod off until they've done far more to establish their credibility.

You also claim to have seen most/every girl in the area over a fair period of time and have yet to review any.  And there would be many that haven't been already mentioned.

For someone "so experienced" in that neck if the woods you also choked up excessive monies like a wetback just off the boat from the colonies.

So, here's your advice:

Go do your own legwork.  If you genuinely want to share with this community then report back with new information and reviews from your experiences with SPs as yet unmentioned here or with knowns who have changed their reputed tune.  Once you've earned some respect then you'll be in a position to go begging for favours.

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To back up the esteemed LLP, if you want to smile then you need to make others smile too.

Also, even if you think some recommendations on here are going to guarantee you superb experiences, they're not. There's nothing like developing your own instinct on when to walk, nor the front you need to acquire to determine who's going to be doing that massage.

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Thought I'd do a quick review of Apsara on Tanners Hill in Deptford, SE8 External Link/Members Only  I guess it's a bit out of the way for most people but I live nearby and have tried it out three times in the last 6 months or so.

£25 for half hour (even though the site says thirty). First things first the women I've seen each time I've been have been mature (to put it mildly), I'd say all three were 50+. Doesn't bother me at all but I know it'll put others off immediately, no idea whether there are any younger women there.

Extras available each time I've been, despite what the site says and what the warning notice says in the room, seems to be limited to HE for £30, asked about a BJ or topless on my last visit and was told no. Did manage to get one of them down to £20 but the others wouldn't budge. Massage has always been ok (not massively experienced in getting massages to be honest) and the HR is efficient/effective rather than anything special.

So a rub and tug for £55 within 15 mins walk of home which work for me but I guess the location and age of the women won't have people flocking to the place.

Offline stonebow1

Yep, thats the one. Cafe one side & Chinese takeaway the other side. The cafe does indeed get busy with lots of people eating and chatting outside especially in this hot weather. They do have a back door you can use though to avoid the crowded front.

Not been to Bamboo in Sutton for a while. Last time I went there an EE girl tried to plead poverty and up the extras prices (wanted £80 for b2b  :dash:) She wasn't prepared to bargain a lower price either. Some fools must pay her prices though as she had two iPhone X's. One for business and one for personal use.

I went to bamboo in Sutton recently and saw a young blonde Spanish girl called Jessie. Average face and titties but biiiig bum. Anyway had the same sort of experience, wanted £40 for topless HJ and point blank refused to budge on price. In the end I didn't like her attitude so didn't give her the money even though £40 is what i would pay elsewhere  :lol: not sure who won there tbf

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Thought I'd do a quick review of Apsara on Tanners Hill in Deptford, SE8 External Link/Members Only  I guess it's a bit out of the way for most people but I live nearby and have tried it out three times in the last 6 months or so.

£25 for half hour (even though the site says thirty). First things first the women I've seen each time I've been have been mature (to put it mildly), I'd say all three were 50+. Doesn't bother me at all but I know it'll put others off immediately, no idea whether there are any younger women there.

Extras available each time I've been, despite what the site says and what the warning notice says in the room, seems to be limited to HE for £30, asked about a BJ or topless on my last visit and was told no. Did manage to get one of them down to £20 but the others wouldn't budge. Massage has always been ok (not massively experienced in getting massages to be honest) and the HR is efficient/effective rather than anything special.

So a rub and tug for £55 within 15 mins walk of home which work for me but I guess the location and age of the women won't have people flocking to the place.

Thanks for the intel  :drinks:
How weathered and crone-like were these grannies?
They are taking the piss asking 30 for HR

Emily's on Lee High Road (ads in Gumtree) is worth stretching your legs for if you want younger women and the possibilities of more than the basics.  Not been for a few months but others have been mentioning the place.

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I was looking for a (TOFTT) massage parlour around Holborn and I found this: External Link/Members Only  :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare: